Three guys went into business for themselves. Said the first, "I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm the president and chairman of the board."
"I put up thirty percent of the money," said the second, "so I'm appointing myself vice president, secretary, and treasurer."
"Well I put up five percent," pointed out the third partner.
"What's that make me?"
The chairman said, "I'm appointing you vice president of music."
"That sounds mighty fine," said the third man, "but what does it mean?"
"It means what when I want your advice, I'll whistle."
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