Phone rings:
"Is that father Brenon.... This is sister Marquette from the convent. You are due to say mass here tomorrow and we thought as sister Mary was shopping in town that day. She might as well pick you up and give you a lift."
"Oh, that would be splendid. What time will she be here?"
"Well, she does have an awful lot of shopping to do. So if you could wait outside the tavern at 11.00. She will be there in the convent car. You know the red mini cooper"
"Oh yes, I know it. 11 o'clock then"
Father Brenon gets there at 5 to 11 and waits. After about 20 minutes he wonders where she might be and so he asks the old drunk outside. "Excuse me but have you seen a nun go past in a red mini?"
"No, but I would have loved to have seen it"
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