Here’s an oldie I remember:
A man’s foot is talking to his penis, discussing who has a worse life.
Foot: You think you’ve got it bad? I get shoved in a sweat sock, then in a smelly sneaker, then we run two miles every other day! And this after carrying him around all day!
Penis: That’s NOTHING! I get pushed into a straight jacket, on my tiptoes, get thrown into a dark and smelly cave, and made to do pushups till I puke!
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