When I was 16, got a date with a girl. She told me, "tonights the night. I'm gonna give it up to you, make sure and bring a condom!" So I go to a drugstore in another neighborhood to buy some condoms.
The Druggist asks me "Got big plans for tonight?" Embarrassed a little I say "yes". He keeps pumping me for information and finally I tell him about what my date had told me.
I go to pick my date up and she insists I have to come in and meet her parents. I come in and exchange pleasantries, and her father says they are playing Monopoly, would we like to play. I say YES! and the rest of the evening is spent playing Monopoly. As I'm leaving my date is fuming I can tell. She says as she walks me outside "I didn't realize that you were such a fucking fan of Monopoly!" instead of me!" I say I didn't realize your father owned a fucking Drugstore Either!"
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.an oldie but a goodie!! years of never remembering jokes makes 'em all funny again. LOL
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