Three baptist preachers were going to a Southern Baptist Convention with their wives there was a wreck, and "sniff Sniff" They were all killed. They find them selves in front of St Peter waiting to get into heaven. the first couple approch the pearly gates. St Peter holds up his hand and says hold on there preacher! There's a slight problem with you getting in, St peter looks down at his list and says it says here That your whole life you let the sin of greed ruin your life. You lusted after money so bad that you married a woman named Penny, and he looks at the woman. i'm sorry but you're not allowed entry! NEXT!
The next preacher steps forward St peter says wait a second! I see you too had a problem! You're lust for sweets was the driving force in your life! It ruled your life so badly you even went so far as to marry a woman named Candy. You can't enter.
The third preacher looked at his wife and said C'mon Fanny lets get out of here There's no point in us waiting any longer!