One more preacher Joke!!
Just like here it was raining like mad. The water started rising. A preacher was in his church and a man came by in a row boat and hollered at him "Preacher! The rivers rising and its getting worse Jump in the boat and I'll row you to safety!" The preacher smiles serenely and says Don't worry son, The lord will save me! "
So the dude rows away. A few hours later the water has risen above the first floor when some people in a motor boat come by and yell "Preacher jump in the boat! The water is still rising we'll save you!" He looks out the second story window at the with a look of complete confidence and peace "Don't worry my children The lord will Save me" and they leave. A while after this, the preacher is on top of the church trying to climb the steeple, when a helicopter lowers a rope and the holler down grab that rope preacher! We'll save you" He calmly shakes his head , and says "Save someone else! The Lord will save me!"
A while later the preacher is approaching the pearly gates, and St Peter says "What in the hell are you doing here?!" The preacher tells him what happened and how he was really disappointed he was now here. and why didn't the lord save him?
St peter says "We sent Two boats and a helicopter! What the hell did you want!"