Little Johnny was in class and they were talking about the War in Iraq. The teacher asked the students if anyone they know had served in Iraq. A little boy raises his hand. The teacher says go ahead Timmy. My father was there and he won a medal! The Teacher says How wonderful Timmy! Anyone else? Little Johnny raises his hand tentatively The teacher scans the room looking for any other option, but sees none. She says Go ahead Johnny share your story with us. Johnny stands up and says My neighbor went to Iraq and was in a convoy that was ambushed and an IED blew his ass off! The teacher says JOHNNY! Say Buttocks or rectum! Dont be vular! Johnny says Wecked hell it killed him!
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Oooooh.... I here this punchline all the time, but I never knew the joke that went with it.
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