A guy goes into an antiques shop and sees a brass rat. He asks how much it is and the owner says " £20 for the rat and £20 for the story that goes with it"
" I will just take the rat please. I don`t want the story"
The owner sells him the brass rat and with a knowing smile says "You will be back for the story"
The guy leaves the shop but no sooner does he do so when a rat comes out of a grid and starts following him. This is joined by more rats until there are loads rats following him. The guy starts to run but they chase after him till he gets to a river bridge and throws the brass rat into the river. Whereupon all the rats dive into the river after it.
So the guy goes back into the shop and the smiling owner says "Back for the story are we?"
"No I just want to know if you have any brass bagpipes?"
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