I was never a very good waiter. On my first day, two ladies came in for lunch.
The first lady requested a garden salad.
The second lady said: "Caesar salad for me please".
So I brought the first lady her garden salad, then seized it and gave it to the second lady.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.And there I expected you to just keep them hanging around.
FrayedBear
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Jan 31, 2022
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It was one of those Carpe Diem moments.
@Zealandia that's not waiting! Like you say it's the opposite carpe diem.
@FrayedBear I was trying to seize the day.
Did you get a dressing down for doing it?
Lilac-JadeCanada
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Jan 31, 2022
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It was a close kale, I told them to leaf it be.
@Zealandia Yeah, letuce not ac-celery-ate anything.
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