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A real legal transcript:

Bailiff to Defendant: Are you going to hire your own attorney or get a court appointed?

Defendant: I'm going to represent myself.

Bailiff: Do you have any legal knowledge?

Defendant (dead serious): I've watched a few Law and Order episodes.

Zealandia 8 Dec 13
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🀣🀣🀣Defendant has no idea how dumb she/he/they is/are.

Nowadays, some cognitively challenged people would be representing themselves using the Sovereign Citizen legal mumbo jumbo too. And finding to their surprise that the outcome isn’t what they expected.

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On the CBS network?.....[see bee ess!]

Ah ok, as far as I’m aware we don’t have anything like that tv show here.

We have Tee Vee In Zid! (TVNZ)

@Zealandia Hmmmm....can't make that one sarcastic.....

@Lilac-JadeCanada I thought you were being ironic…
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@Zealandia No, I was trying for the ''bullshit'' connotation in my earlier remark......BS......

@Lilac-JadeCanada Oh, I get it now. We don’t say the shortcut β€œBS” here, the written media just use the full word if people say it in interviews.

Here’s an example…..
Bullshit and jellybeans as Parliament bids adieu

@Zealandia Okay....I've learned something.

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