Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?"
Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns."
Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Therapist: I think I see the problem...
Husband: Learned well, you have, my young padawan.
Wife: See!! See!! I have never seen anyone before who could call up a quote from a movie like he does. It drives me nuts!
Husband: The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
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