A priest was walking in a Garden. A little girl came up to him and asked.
Little Girl: "Why do you wear your collar backwards."
Priest: " I'm a father!"
Little girl: " My father doesn't wear his collar like that."
Priest: " I'm a father of many."
Little girl: " My father has 4 boys and 4 girls, but he doesn't wear his collar backwards, then why do you?"
Priest: " I'm the father of hundreds of boys and girls. That's why."
Little girl: " Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar. You horny bastard!"
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