A tramp wakes up one morning with a bad hangover and shuffles down the street. In doing he kicks over a bottle that was lying there and out pops a genie. " I grant you one wish " said the genie. The tramp was very skeptical and mumbled something about curbing his drinking but said " Okay genie if you are real then give some luck. I have never had much luck in my life and I could really do with some. "

" It is done " said the genie and then disappeared. The tramp was still pretty much convinced that this was a case of the TDs when he finds a £10 pound note on the pavement. " Maybe there is something in this " he thinks, so he goes into a betting office. Well every bet he makes wins and by the time of the last race he has over $10,000. " Im not letting this run go, so I am off to the dog track " and off he goes. His luck continues at the track and by the time he leaves he has a certified cheque for £565.000 and about £25,000 in cash.
" Im hungry " he thinks so he goes to an Indian restaurant. He orders everything on the menu and as he is eating he notices the waitress is giving him the eye. " I cannot be THAT lucky can I? " but the girl comes over and whispers " Would you like to come back to my place after your meal? " The tramp looks at his shabby clothes and answers. " Listen you are very sweet but I am not dressed for socialising and to be honest I smell quite bad too " She whispers again that he can shower at hers and for what she had in mind clothes would definitely not be needed. So the tramp goes back to hers, showers and they start kissing on the sofa. Around this time she notices that he is not getting into it as might be expected and asks whats wrong. The tramp replies " It`s that mark you have on your forehead. The one in between your eyes it kind of puts me off "
" Then just rub it off silly. I want nothing to spoil this for you. "
So the tramp rubs off the mark but to his surprise underneath in very small letters is the phrase " Congratulations you have won a Ford Fiesta! "