@273kelvin That's them. My first full time employee out of school. I was based in Liverpool, the local regional office was at Bootle where the crack of catarrh in the accent was louder than a bullocky's whip driving the oxen on an axle deep muddy track. And that was just the young girls fresh out of school.

@FrayedBear You always tell a german girl.
A belgian or a dutch.
And you can always tell a scouse lass
But you cannot tell her much

@273kelvin love it. Almost as apposite as the 'ampshire "Strong in't arm, theeck in't 'ead".

@FrayedBear Yorkshire guy says " I calls me dog Grieg, coz all it does when it comes in is pee agint suite "

@273kelvin When the only good thing to come out of Yorkshire is a few good looking women and the shit in the Ouse I'm not surprised that the dogs behave like that. But you remind me of a working dog joke. I'll post it.

@FrayedBear Quite a few great cricketers and some brilliant writers. At one point in the 2012 olympics Yorkshire had a higher medal tally than Oz