An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman are in a pub together and each orders a pint of ale.
The Englishman notices a fly in his ale and exclaims "Bartender – there's a fly in my ale. I demand a fresh pint."
The Scotsman also notices a fly in his ale. He plucks it out, throws it on the floor and begins to drink his ale.
The Irishman notices a fly in his ale. He plucks it out, holds it over his drink, and while squeezing it exclaims "Spit it out you little bastard, spit it out!"
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I'm Scots-Irish & I approve this joke!
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I am Mutt/Irish and glad you approve 
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