A divorce hearing. Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie on the grounds of adultery. On cross-examination, Minnie's attorney says: "Mr. Mouse, you accused my client of adultery, yet on direct examination, you stated that she is crazy. Would you care to explain?"
Mickey replied: "I never said she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy."
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