A guy was on vacation in the north woods, and got bored one night. He asked the locals about any kind of entertainment, only to have the owner of the general store tell him about the moose dancing socials at a local pond. The guy was skeptical, but the owner told him that it was quite a sight to behold, and then gave him directions to the pond. The guy decided to check it out, and sure enough, found a small herd of moose out on the ice. The trouble was, the moose were sliding all over the place and crashing into each other, falling down, and skating right off the edge of the pond. When the guy went back to the general store, he told the owner about it and said he was deeply disappointed. The owner shook his head and said, "You didn't go over on Tuesday, did you? That's amateur night."
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Oh man - are you from Maine? This is such a Maine joke. Groan. (Or Alaska?).
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