A barman closes up on a Wednesday night and discovers a puddle of piss by the bar. This continues for a month or so, always in the same place and always on Wednesdays. So he takes one Wednesday off at sits in the bar hoping to catch the culprit. Sure enough not before last orders a guy quietly unzips his fly and pees onto the bar. The barman grabs the guy saying " You dirty sick bastard you need to see a shrink. Get out of this bar and dont come back till your better! " Eight months later to the day, the guy comes back into the bar. The barman says " I told you not to come back here. " The guy says " Oh I know but I did what you asked and now Im better "
Suspiciously the barman lets him drink but just before last orders the guy takes 2 steps back, whips out his dick and spays the bar in urine. The barman leaps over the bar and grabs the guy, saying " You fucking bastard. You said that you were better "
" I am, I don`t feel guilty about it at all now! "