Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out forest fires of course.
Why do elephants have such large, flat feet?
To put out burning ducks of course.
Why do Rhinos have such large horns?
To warn the slow moving pygmies to get out the way of course.
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They don't, the pink is the blood from the pygmies who ignored the horns of the rhinos.....LOL
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