She was only a fishmongers daughter but she would lay on a slab and say "Fillit"
That reminds me of the blind man on the train to Grimsby sitting opposite a young whore. She got fed up thinking that she was being stared at, stood, lifted her skirt and gave him a noseful.
His eyes brightened, he said "Grimsby", he stood, pushed past her, opened the door and fell to his death.
Or the guy who picked up a prossy and said " I want to kiss you where it smells"
She said " Im not going all the way to Widnes"
@273kelvin LMAO ROFL
I used to know the sewage manager for not Widnes but Warrington. He told me that they used to empty the solids out of the sewage pit, steam sterilise it, pelletise it and sell it as garden manure. They made a little fortune, the local gardeners were winning all the prizes for the biggest cauliflowers and cabbages for miles around. Then someone from Burnley, Widnes or Ashton-under-Lyne let the cat or should that be poo out of the bag. What a scandal. It nearly matched the EEC catching Blackpool pouring raw sewage into the North Sea hoping to flood Morecambe on the incoming tide and depress their share of the tourist trade.
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