I was at the petrol station (gas to you yanks) and this guy filled up his Zippo after his car. There was a cop car there too (they were having lunch). The idiot not only overfills his lighter but lights it in the forecourt. Flames engulfed his sleave and he starts flailing around. The cops rushed out of their car and extinguished him with their coffee. Then they took him back in handcuffs to the police car. When one of them came into the shop for more coffee, I asked what they charged him with? The cop looked at me and said "Waving a firearm"
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