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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "alcohol" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Jun 2Jun 2

Posted by Zealandia
An Irish priest is driving along a country road when the police pull him over. They smell alcohol on the priest's breath. "Have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest says: "Good...
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Oct 1, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Saw a billboard today that said, "Pregnant? You're not alone." I thought to myself, "Isn't that how it works?"
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 9, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner is furious that our next-door neighbour has started sunbathing nude in her garden. Personally, Iā€™m on the fence.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the town that legalised pot but banned alcohol? The residents were left high and dry.
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Jan 11, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature? Tequila Mockingbird.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
If it is the bubbles in champagne, not the alcohol that gets you drunk quicker. Then maybe it's not about the strength but more about the fizzycality
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Jul 21, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Something my cat would do...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 14, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Alcohol and calculus donā€™t mix... Never drink and derive.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Seamus calls to his mate and says "Hey Paddy, how's the mother in law? I heard she moved in with you". "Ah" he said, "she died of the alcohol" "Really" says Seamus, "I didn't know she drank" "she didn't" says Paddy, "I came home pissed and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 8, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by EricJones
In a small clearing deep in the Tennessee woods, a group of hillbillies gathered around a still, and as the first drops of alcohol started to come out they began to sing: You are our moonshine, our only moonshine, you make us happy when skies are ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
I went to Catholic School and all week long the Nuns would hit me for one reason or another and tell me that I was going to hell or God is going to punish me... Then on Sunday I would go to Mass and listen to the Priest talk about this loving, caring...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 21, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party
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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female....An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Hominid
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so he thought he'd become a mechanic. So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine ...
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