Anyone want a hamberder?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Damburger!

And as they were eating, Jesus took the McNugget....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

WWJE?

Bill Maher Say's Impeach!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Was gonna post that on Trump Pinata. I was out of posts. :(

[youtu.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Slayer has been my fave band since I was 13. Undisputed Attitude was their worst! Jeff wanted a side project, Rick said this is the thing that breaks bands up.

Self defense.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

NO, NO, NO! I offered trump as a peace offering... not one Canadian would take the offer...

Oriental beauty

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

So many things wrong with this pic. Thigh highs, panties, bra, rear, face. Okay the only thing that is wrong is that I am not there. :(

Anxiety is a bitch.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Anxiety sucks like a motherfucker! Stay strong! I've gotten panic attacks so bad I ended up in the ER. Twice. Once again STAY STRONG! Tell yourself in your head to keep calm. That helps me. Wish you the best, M.

He makes me literally physically ill! We have to get him out! I still can’t believe he got ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Welcome to the group. Anyone on here can't stand that SOB, just like most Americans.

The 80's are talking to me again. Wall of Vodoo Mexican Radio.[youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I live how mexican rappers can't come up with their own shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CihEoNCuDr4

Sen. Gillibrand ... Running for president.... Who is she?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Don't know her, but hitler would have a better chance of winning against trump!

For my Nine Inch Nails Fans ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Reznor is a genus! Don't give a fuck what anyone says.

NRA backed liability insurance thrown out by state insurance commissioner.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I'ma call bullshit on this. There are compines like USCCA that the NRA probably supports. I don't know of this source...

Best, Hottest, Lingerie EVER! Trust an old Love Warrior on this.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

And easy access. She can keep them on!

As I suspected...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Fuck all of them in the goat ass!

Pillow fight!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I wasn't invited. :(

Good morning all! Its Wakey wakey time! Here's a nice soft light song to slowly get you ready for ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Disturbed ruined that song. S&G still killed it when old AF! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-JQ1q-13Ek

I really like purple.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Pretty face, nice boobs, and the collar is sexy.

Im on a roll today people

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

She was going to church?

& again...& I've been posting very tame ones, someone is asking for me to get serious!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

The first pic I saw a meme saying something about I saw a homeless girl wearing tattered clothes (or whatever).

Only God Can Judge Me

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I didn't know I was god...

Off with his head.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

There was already one potential assassination attempt against him. This guy went after members of congress. He was killed. The next attack was thought to be against trump. That did not get a lot of news coverage.

This joker is hurting my country and idiots keep supporting him has the country gone brain dead .

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I'm Czech...

Type O Negative - Black No. 1 [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I wasn't looking for trouble, but boy did I find her! Being from Brooklyn, I don't think they know what the hell a New York Minute is! RIP Pete!

A Twofer for Yoopers!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

The second one made me literally laugh out loud!

Debunk these terrorist stats if you can

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I'm not even close to being on there? What a bummer. :(

What if???

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Canada will take me. I hope. I can buy a plane ticket...

Bush-Greedy Fly [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Shit! I haven't heard that song in years! Bush used to get a lot of air play in the mid/late 90's. Not much anymore. IIRC that came out around 1995.

Who doesn't love blondes?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Black hair is my fave.

'Nuther not funny meme.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

And the jackass's son kills these for game. I kill for food, and when something is in danger. That's it.

Happy hump day!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Sexy AF!

Damn straight :)

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Golly gee willikers...

That's better

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

WC does sell burgers. Get like 4 sliders, fries, and a drink for like $3. He could have saved money on his burger bash if he got WC...

What else is there to do when you wake up regretting that you voted for Tweety?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

How bad does it have to be when you get banned from walmart. My answer was pretty fucking bad. Now we know exactly what it takes... BTW I'm shocked she didn't get a DUI.They found her at a food joint later. You can get a DUI on a bicycle, horse, or even in a wheel chair. However you can drive a train completely drunk, and it's legal. Don't think UP would approve tho...

Red flag laws are nothing more than cleverly disguised bigotry... [ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

This isn't shocking at all. After 9/11 the government was watching who checked out certain books at libraries, they also looked into what people were buying in grocery stores. Anything from the middle east, or middle eastern culture was flagged. I frequently get recorded on my phone. Certain words are red flags.

If you’re waiting for a sign this is it!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Fuck you too god!

Important distinction

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Meh, they're all dead...

There seems to be something wrong with the calculated total of points.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I knew it! They give the women more points... I don't care, lots of sites do this.

[newsweek.com] And this is news because?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Even if Mike doesn't agree with his wife, he is still guilty by association.

Meanwhile in Canada.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

There are rednecks in Canada? Reminds me of when I was about 17. My friends dad owned a junk yard. One afternoon we found an old boat there. Took a rope and hooked it to my pickup. Got a couple of people to sit in it, and i hauled them in it in a corn feild. I think I got up to like 15 MPH (that's about 30 KPH). They were bouncing all over the place. lol To say we did dumb shit when I was young is an understatement.

OK, there are conflicting stories in the news.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I disagree with Stormy Daniels. It is the home of the whopper! He tells some whopper of lies!

The tweet that gave the world a laugh. [foxnews.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I would like to buy a hamburger... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz0IT4Uk2xQ

While I don't believe in God, I can appreciate the sentiment!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Tyr was touring with a Black Metal band (can't remember the name). Kerry had a hotel room one night with one of them. Claimed this dude took the bible out of the draw, went to the bathroom, came all over it, then put it back.

You had me at...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I hope that's a girl robot otherwise I just looked at a guy robots ass...

Caption this. ???

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Why is there a silverware set for a hamburger, fries, and diet coke? Or everything looks normal. He'll never suspect I put that booger in there.

It’s a long way to go so best go in winter when the nights are longer

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Let's make trump the first person to land on the sun.

Anyone have good experiences selling stuff on eBay?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I've sold dozens of things on eBay. Every time but two were good. If they ask you to continue the transaction outside of eBay, run. That has bitten me in the ass twice. The first time a guy from Canada wanted to buy some SHO parts. He said he'd give me money via payPal, and to use his FedEx account. Claimed the parts never showed up, and I refunded his money. Second time I sold a transmission. This guy I think was from Dallas. He gave me money via paypal. He also said to use his FedEx account. Shipped it to him. Few months later I got a bill for freight. I called fedEx up, and they said the paperwork was not done right. The lady at fedEx did the paperwork. I talked to FedEx, PayPal, and tried to contact him. His company was Flite Components (spelled Flite). His email and phone numbers were changed. All the certified letters were returned. I still get letters from FedEx to this day about the freight. I'm not paying it. Gotta watch out about Craigslist as well. I tried to sell an industrial air compressor about a year ago. I got a rush letter with a certified check. Looked legit. Had all the water marks and stuff on the back. Dropped it off at the bank. Then asked the bank if it was legit. It wasn't. Be careful. There are scammers. If you sell something on eBay, check their feedback. Little/no feedback be careful. M.

Then and now...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I clicked on this again because I got a like. I noticed something in the second pic I didn't notice before. With all this gourmet food served in cardboard boxes... why are they served on what appears to be silver trays? I guess it accents the cardboard?

Oh SNAP! To all of the people who sell their food stamps,(Y'all know what I'm talking about) "will ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

As far as I know you don't get food stamps anymore. You get EBT. It's like a debit card.

Well none of that sounds fun! [businessinsider.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Who doesn't want nuclear winter?

Woman banned from Walmart [ajc.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

How bad do you need to fuck up to be banned from wal-mart? Pretty damn bad, now we know the official answer. According to Rodney Carrington... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSg7PbL8yDg

Hi all.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

When my dad does or says something stupid, I tell people I'm adopted. However, there is no way my dad isn't my biological dad. Does this count?

Win a national championship, get McDonalds

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

MD, BK, Wendy's and pizza! For the record I ALWAYS eat my fast food with candlelight, lights dimmed, and smooth jazz in the background! Does anyone believe me?

Poll: 0.0% of Icelanders Under 25 Believe God Created The World [patheos.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

And that comes from a country where there name is the exact opposite. lol I did read an article a few years ago saying that in Sweden it is now illegal to teach religion as truth.

Does anyone use Prozac?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Everything works different for every person. I would get severe panic attacks, so they gave me that. I found it worked for a little while. Then stopped working. Talked to my dr. Most are supposed to take it once a day. They doubled my amount, and made me take it twice a day (so 4 times total amount per day). If your depression/anxiety worsens, contact a doctor ASAP.

But I really wanted a hamberder. [thehill.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Whispers "I have a couple of damburgers in my pocket". A friend of mine knows the guy that run The Hill. If it's on there, it's legit. He himself has blogs, and is a fact checker himself.

I'm Afraid of Americans - people ask me what I do and how I make a living.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Good cover, but the original is much better. One of my fav Bowie songs.

Trump Is the World’s Worst Spy & 2020 Democratic Candidates Emerge | The Daily Show - YouTube

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

OMG! Two seconds after I watched the Castro video, I was like that's Obama!

I have noticed lots of trolls have tried joining recently.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Oh yeah. Best thing you can do is report them ASAP. If you have a group, block them.

18 U.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

He'll lie and say he thought it was other papers...

The FBI Investigated Whether Trump Worked for Russia: A Closer Look - YouTube

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

No I think that is your favorite food. LMFAO Are you sneaking immigrants across the boarder? LMAO Oh and the piece of paper was a cheeseburger wrapper.

Plagiarism - SNL [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Anyone else think Ashron Kutcher isn't acting?

Ready for some Hamberders!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Whispers "I have a couple of damburgers in my pocket".

I liked this one.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Why not? It can't be his fault....

Just 'cuz..It's out of date.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

This is wrong. Not that gay marry is wrong, but the meme is. Iowa only allowed some people to be married for a short time (unless it changes). Other state still allow.

Not much to add to this

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

My sign would say "there's no price to pay, just follow me".

It wakes me better than coffee :D Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Bloody good maiden jam! Sure I can't marry you? :P Hallowed Be Thy Name is my fave on the album.

Saving money

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

They only were charged $50. Except for the $5,000 co-pay...

Trump Discussed Pulling U.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I flat out don't know what to say about this. I really don't. Can I just go to trumpland and pretend everything is okay?! FUCK HIM IN THE GOAT ASS!

How green is this lettuce?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Alpha Foxtrot?

Good morning all!! Its Tuesday again and I'm listening to this slow , smoky-like music on ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Don't tell me what kind of morning to have!

Randy Rainbow does it again! NSFW, but totally awesome! [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

He's funny till he sings. Is it just me?

I have a member which has blocked me posting in a group of mine.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Ironically someone that blocked me a while ago popped up on here. Haven't seen this user post for a while. Wonder if they see this. lol

Yes I tend to agree!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

For sure! Why I stay off there.

CNN was doing a news piece on 45 and geography.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Well the adderol isn't working. I jokingly say that Canada is a nice city, but people know I am joking. I was on riddilen when I was young, similar to adderol. It did improve my grades, but the side effects are terrible.

How does it make you feel when a date makes extravagant promises?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Voted for never have. I kind of thought you were refering to a first date. I'd run if that was the case. They are probably either a liar, want something in return, or best case, very desperate.

Commander Marmalade and lunarcy - otherwise known as Apollo Greed...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Hey, trump can get credit for being the first person to land on the sun!

He's a mean one.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Mein furer Agolf Twittler!

I have typed a couple of posts in all caps (they are parody posts) and it shows up as smaller case ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Lots of sites do this after X number of caps. As mentioned it's internet for yelling. "I WANT MY FUCKING WALL NOW!!!" Test PS lots of people just find it annoying when you type an entire paragraph in all caps.

This is why.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I didn't vote for him, so I am safe...

When hubby has the sniffles.....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Dear, you told me to not go through your purse. That's where you put them last.

Bwhahaha!???

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

No pic. Did you do a direct link? If so it might have been deleted.

Pretty Blond

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Not much going on in the boob department, but she is pretty.

What....if?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

That is a good point. I know it's a joke, but what the hell is the US gonna do about it on THEIR side?

This feels like a good Monday song. Anthrax - Efilnikufesin [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Nice Fuckin Life! One of my favs by Anthrax. Not a huge East Coast Thrash fan, but they are the best from there. Hell I look very similar to Scott Ian. My beard is even turning white.

BIG 45 SEWER HOG. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

This isn't his ballad. Doesn't mention the wall...

Here is a funny video showing what Mexico's past president thinks of Trump and his wall.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I have seen this before. I watched it like 6 times in a row! I would love to meet Mr. Fox. This isn't the first video he made bashing the shit out of trump! He absolutely hates him!

In the misty moonlight....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Me gusta!

Why don't people like this come knocking at my door?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Fuckin a right I do!

PSA! Important Study!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

What did the black and Asian study say?

Kindergartener tries to bring hand gun and ammo to school [msn.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Why can't toddlers, felons, and mentally disturbed persons have firearms?

Peek a boob. Amateur shot... Not professional model... Better?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Nice boobs, and good nipple pearcings! The holes in her ear can go. I can stick my tiny pecker in them. Not sexy.

Namaste. ??‍♂️?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I think that pose is called "future child support"...

Iron Maiden - Fear of The Dark [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Will you marry me? There are so many great Maiden songs! This is probably my fave! I have the album Fear of the Dark on vinyl! \m/ \m/

NATIONAL EMERGENCY

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

He can't call national emergency for the wall anyways.

It does tend to trigger me

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Oh hell yeah! Or when they keep on talking to you after you got your shit! If it's someone I know and there aren't any customers, and I'm not in a hurry, I sometimes do. Another thing that is very annoying is when someone buys lottery tickets, scratch them off right there, then want to check it on the scanner dealy, then get more. I have my stuff, and I just want to get cashed out and go!

Dear FBI Officers......Slam Trump's Head

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Even if he did say that, whatever he says about someone else doesn't apply to him. Like when he said anyone that is under an FBI investigation should not be president.

Guess he got what he was looking for.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Right up there with how they sterilize your arm before giving someone a lethal injection. Don't want that arm to get infected!

Wall v Ladder

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

759 pesos is what like $3?

Ocean to Ocean

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

That reminds me of some of the jokes they told on a radio station. It was AJYCTYK (a joke you can tell your kids). They were dumb as hell. One of them was what keys don't open doors. Donkeys and monkeys. I sent them an email saying that was not true because if you have a great ass you can open a lot of doors!

Those darn Canadians are just so nice.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Thanks Canada!