What's cooler than the bible?...anything! Lol

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

My answer is having dog shit on your shoe.

Still applies to this day... g:447

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Why is the 5th amendment never mentioned?

Goodnight Kitty:

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Looks like my Lionel or Phoebe! Twins. Miss those little guys. :(

Where do you come down on taxation of the churches?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

If they tax it to make a school, it will probably be a church-oriented one! Under the current admin, you can deduct private schools from taxes!

And we thought it was the turkey

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I have a RX for Xanyx...

Does Atheism = Liberal/Progressive? Have yet seen conservative atheists/agnostics.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

No. But I have read articles that suggest that athiest/agnostic have higher levels of education. Also look at how many scientists are religous. I rest my case.

Ass boobs. That is when your boobs look like an ass.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Think she has back problems? Christ those things are huge! Is that where the Bat cave is hidden?

Satanist Sues Chicago for Religious Discrimination Over His Pet Pig “Boarphomet” | Hemant Mehta ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

His defense is pathetic, and will probably be thrown out of court right away! They are almost as bad as Jarrod's defense that he paid minors for sex because he lost so many pounds on Subway.

[friendlyatheist.patheos.com] Bill Maher Says Trump is Like God in The Old Testament

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

As much as I like Bill, this article isn't correct. Hitler was NOT an Athiest! He was catholic 'till the day he died! Most of his life he was roman catholic! Don't believe me? Read a copy of Mein Kampf. He said that killing the Jew was a direct mission from god! Later he threw out all the Jewish parts of the bible. Stalin was an Atheist, but he didn't do it in that name. He did it because he was a bad person.

Post your colorful sunset pic.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I took this several years ago in Ventura, CA. It was at the VRA raceway. My friend Chris said that'd be a good pic. I love this pic.

Don't ask me to respect something that conveniences harm to humans.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

You're preaching to the choir.

Dating is not for the faint of heart.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

www.date-a-palooza.com Took two seconds to figure that out.

Hi Music group, newbie here.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Welcome! It's cool that you collect vinyl! That is the only way to listen to good music!

Monkey see, monkey do. Perhaps a message to a certain judge?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Is that you in the pic? No not the monkey...

Been playing with the idea of buying a Zoom R24 digital recorder.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I haven't done any audio or video in years, so I don't know. I have a group on here that might be able to help? https://agnostic.com/group/computer

Hello all I been on this site for over a month now it's opened my eyes even more now as I have ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Sounds like a total controll freak. Why did you let her push you 'round like that? Good thing you are out of there. Feel sorry for the kids tho.

Come on, get scrolling.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

He decended into hell! Scrolling up to get to the top of the page!

Just some light pole dancing.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Jack the Ripper said "WHAT"!?

Hello, I'm new to this site.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

WELCOME! My name is Mike. I'm the resident troll. The site itself is self-explanatory. One thing I can recommend is that there are lots of sub groups on here. Find one for just about anything. Have fun!

Who is watching football today? What team are you following?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

None. Not into sports. Except motorsports that I do, not watch (okay maybe watch at the track). My mom likes football. I go over to her house to help her. I ask what team she is going for. I bet $.50 against whatever team she is going for. When I come in, I ask what the score is. She almost never swears. I think I'm up to $20 in the swear jar! lol

Yup.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I get sick to my stomach if I eat Micky D's.

Now there's a job I'd like to have.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I'd do that for free! The receiving part...

Looks that way.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I saw something about equally as odd. I saw a hearse on donks once. Only in South Omaha...

Huh? I've got some pizza that I'd like to sell you along with a theory ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

That's why he has the tin foil hat. In case you need it for the leftover pizza.

They'll never believe it.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

How true! I was at my ex girlfriends house once, and her 15 year old daughter's minutes were up on her phone. I said she could use mine. I was waiting for my new smart phone to come in the mail, so I had my dad's flip phone. I handed it to her and she said she didn't know how to use it! I told her to type in the number and hit the green button. My girl at the time laughed her ass off!

Here's your learn-something-new-every-day for the day.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Instant classic!

True......

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Words of wisdom from a christian author.

Mile high club anyone? [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I haven't heard Edguy in years!

Cuz an Opossum would be too hard....

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Possums are slow...

Garage sale vs Store?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Garage sale. Might think different after watching this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GorqroigqM

There is a lot of discussion about people "deserving" things these days.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You can put that in really any catagory. Talking about "unearned privelage". Reperations for slavery, or for Natives? All different topics.

Tell me what grammar mistakes get under your skin.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I used to be a grammar nazi. Now I really don't care. Unless there are many errors in a sentence or two.

This is my first posting.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Almost nothing but positive waves here baby! Except maybe me from time to time. lol WELCOME!

Trump Jr.: Women who can't handle harassment, "you don't belong in the work force" - CNNPolitics

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Making America great again! I mean going back to the 1960's. Might as well fuck him. Probably get a 6 figure check. Fuck this asshole (his not mine).

@phxbillcee and @MichelleGar1 have generously volunteered to be our moderators here at g:31.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I can't even post this? https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Wi_BOqvpDMbtTtl6NQoM-wHaE8=15.1&P=0&w=267&h=179

She's so silly

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Is that an online dating profile pic?

Social experiment - how would you react?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Sadly, I'd get nothing but applause here. It was raining all day. I was thinking "WTF is this Seattle"? Honestly nothing would probably happen to you.

Living is easy with eyes closed. Misunderstanding all you see. -John Lennon

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

The words are profound, but he himself was an asshole.

If you are not Old Enough to Drink Alcohol... should you own a gun? [foxnews.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Pistols, and pistol ammo, you need to be 21 to buy here. Includes 22 LR that are used in pistols as well as rifles. You can enlist in the army when you are 18. I first learned how to fire a firearm when I was 3. Yes three. I know how to respect them. The bigger issue is how do we prevent people with mental instability from getting their hands on one?

Kimmel monologue rips DJTJ (Trump jr.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

The calander is evidence he didn't do it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuudCxw1GdQ

When over 57% of the population has less then 7% of the elected officials as their elected ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Electorical vote comes to mind. Trump lost the popular vote. Regardless of what he says.

Porta-potties at the Chili Fest.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

When I was 16 or 17 a friend of mine did light one on fire. Damn thing went up quick!

Does one need to make a difference in the world to lead a successful life?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

As already stated, your definition could be very different. I am reminded of a story. A kid was on a beach with thousands of starfish washed ashore. The kid kept on putting them back in the water. A guy came up and told him there are too many for him to make a difference. He put another one back in the water and said "I made a difference to that one". I'm focusing from computer science to criminal law. Not to protect criminals. To protect the innocent. I'd get the best of both worlds with that. Especially if you mean monitarily.

Put a little spice in your life.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Thanks! Now I need to go wash my eyes with bleach...

Not even the first time that has happened!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

In 500 feet turn right. There is no fucking road there!

5 Rules To Remember In Life - What Do You Think of This View Of Life?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

#3 bit me in the ass too many times.

I'd say this is fairly accurate!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Didn't he also say something along the lines of "some people like to see you come, others like to see you go"?

How do you deal with bullies?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

If you are talking about online bullying, just ignore and scroll... If you are talking about physical abuse (although I don't personally know of any Atheists that are), get the police involved.

What is your opinion?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Tell the officer if fell off a truck and is yours? But seriously I agree.

Do atheists, who find no magic in the world, live drab, boring lives, by comparison?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

There is magic in the world. I've seen Penn & Teller.

Wenatchee World publisher equates sexual assault to blaming someone for lost keys

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

What kind of bullfuckery is this!? I bet he'd say different if they were sexaully assaulted. Maybe if I met this person I'd physical assault to them, and they'd say "it's just like loosing a pen when you need it". I'm not even going to read the article.

Questions we are not supposed to ask

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Asking a woman her age. I know this is probably not the answer you are looking for. May result in a black eye.

Exodus-Bonded by Blood [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Their very best song! I met Gary and his wife before. Started talking to them. After a few seconds, I realized who I was talking to! He told me that the song Toxic Waltz does suck, and hates to play it. Also the Tom and Cronous story is true. He was there with them on tour.

Leeches... [secularhumanism.org]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I've heard a couple of good quotes from him, but not this one. He was a smart guy. *by saying "not this one" I'm just saying I never read it. It is a good quote.

I'm all ready

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I'd stay away from his US tour. If you think about it, him and his followers will all have firearms! Good luck throwing that hammer at someone with an AR-15! 0_o

Things, things, things

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I'm standing to your right. Could have at least said hi! lol

Tonight my choir are performing in a joint concert with a visiting choir from Scotland.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Hellow Darkness, my old friend! Replies "I'm not your friend". Did you hear the Disturbed remake. Lots of people think it's great. I think it sucks!

U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Good song I forgot about. My fave by them is Sunday Bloody Sunday.

[youtu.be] hardcore/testament/sewnshuteyes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Testament is a very underrated band. I raise you my favorite song by them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAkpZ8ZENIs

Aim carefully ;)

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 29, 2018:

LOL. When I was in CCD once, a guy was being a smartass. The teacher smacked him in the head with a bible! I thought that was funny. I need to stop doing balistics tests with firearms, and see how effective the bible does compared to a copy of Moby Dick! He actually knocked the guy off the chair. That I am not joking about.

Why the rush, is the crybaby all butt hurt?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

But she doesn't have a Presidential look! Good enough reason...

Beautiful poem about being lonely

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I have the autumn night as guest.

Does anyone else get out of work conversations by saying.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

This is my tactic "LOOK AN EAGLE". Works like a charm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1UfCfxlU

What would Jesus do?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I often ask myself "WWJD"? What would Judas do...

Control freak politicians- [ammoland.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Well, in the UK more violent crimes are omitted with knives. Here's a funny story. I used to carry a 7" bowie knife with me 24/7. Went into bars with it, banks, grocery store, gas station, etc. The only time I was asked about it was one night someone compained about a bonfire. If it's recreational, and you are not burning trash, it's okay. Mayor told me himself. Next day an officer came knocking on my door. He saw my knife. Clearly visible in the sheeth as always. He asked if I had a bear problem. Well you gotta be one bad mother to go after a bear with a knife! Anyways, I asked if he wanted to see it. Never said yes or no. I pulled it out slowly. He had his hand on his pistol ready to shoot! He looked at it. Then tested it for sharpness. ON HIS FINGER! He said "damn that's sharp"! No shit? What do you THINK a knife is supposed to do? I hope he tests his firearms with more respect!

America: This is your government!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I moved to Canada. At least that's what I tell myself.

When I'm stressed my friends load me up with cat memes... enjoy...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I literally laughed! Garfield?

Just because...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I wonder what she is trying to say. I'm bad at understanding girls.

An old one, but still true.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Fuck the bacon! I'll just take the sex! Unless you have to fuck the bacon...

Roswell is an experience the street light have alien eyes on them.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Wait 'till you find out about super secret Area 52! I've already said too much...

A very, very underrated band here. Sevendust kicks ass! [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Figured it out it's called Bitch. Yes they are underrated. I usually don't like songs that have clean vocals, and death screams in the same song, but this is one I like. There is another one I need to find. BRB

A very, very underrated band here. Sevendust kicks ass! [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

God I haven't heard Sevendust in a long time! I can't even remember the name of the song I like really well! It's been that long!

Hellz to the Yeah!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Fuck that. I use dynamite.

Who needs it?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Yeah, dumb statement.

naked and famous Presidents of the United States [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Cool share! I forgot about that song! I bought the CD when Peaches got lots of air play!

Some People Are Always Angry and Look For Conflict.......

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Sometimes you need to sprint away, or file a restraining order. Not joking about either.

Imaginary Friends

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Lol! Some people are just attention whores, and add anyone. I have less than 200 friends, but I know them.

Internet Connection Model

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Why would you want a toilet with internet connection? Everyone post their shit on their smartphone when sitting on the crapper.

It's math.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 28, 2018:

A friend and I once got kicked out of a bar because we weren't drinking enough. Neither of us drank previous to going there. We split a pitcher, and we both decided we suddenly didn't really want to drink. So we were sipping on the beer we bought talking to each other. Second time a bartender said we were drunk. Slammed the rest of the pitcher and left. Never went back there.

Too blasphemous!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

The one on the left is an actuall picture. He's on drugs. look at the eye bags. He popped pills. I was there...

Online drinking party in the offenders group at 7 pm ESTt tonight.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Why wasn't I invited? Do you drink alone? No I'm with a drinking group online! lol

My Nephew, who is in the national guard, was telling the family about the two week training he had ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Two weeks? It's 10 weeks.

Why Are People So Damn Defensive On Everything?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I was just gonna make a similar post! When did we have to go to whamby-pamby land, and find our safe zone? Even if you go out of the way to make me me mad, it'd be hard. I rarely do. Someone on here (who seems 99% uninviting) blocked me today. You can dish it out, but you can't take it? Double standard. Person asked me to remove a comment. I did. Then wrote another. Good riddence! I never got a like from this person. Even tho I tried to help. I did get one comment. If anyone could step into my mind for 10 seconds, they'd understand what I've been through. I'm tough as rhino's skin.

Please. Don't. Stop. ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

What did the lesbian vampire say to her last victem? I'll see you next month...

Hello godless people!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Hello!

Hello to everyone! Where is everyone from? I'm from Manitoba, Canada.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Nebraska. Wanna trade? You can have trump. I'll take Justin.

What? Im just fluffy!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm even smarter than that! I wait 'till it comes out on DVD!

Does this happen to anyone else?

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Why I avoid google. They track you. Read the post I made about the end of net nutreality. https://agnostic.com/group/computer/post/180134/do-any-of-you-think-you-have-seen-negative-effects-of-the-end-of-net-neutrality-i-know-that-went-th

I went to a local fair. Got my picture taken. May or may not have stolen a chicken.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

A certian someone is getting all offensive.

Walmart, the gift that keeps on giving, thanks to their customer's antics.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Steve The Pirate from Dodgeball?

Life sentence for rape? Opinion? No jokes please.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

What does with exception mean? Rape is never cool! If with 100% certianty someone raped a child, definately.

One of my kitty cat friends she never lets me be lonely. She even keeps my chair when I am gone.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

AWWWWWWWWWWW! He/she says you are my forever human!

Got the munchies following this one

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Hope she is very careful when she goes to the bathroom. A diareenie emergency could be catastrophic!

No smiling in profile pictures makes me swipe left/ lose interest immediately.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Most people would think that smiling is friendly, and you are fun! Me... if I have to smile, it looks like a crappy meme. Or completely braindead.

This I support!

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Unitarian church?

I don't know if this is true or not, but it's funny as hell.

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

When I stay at a hotel/motel one of the first things I do is throw that mother in the garbage! Kerry (former drummer for Tyr) told me a cool story when he was on tour. Him and a Black Metal band had to share rooms (can't remember the name of the band tho). Anyways he said that this guy took the bible into the bathroom, ejaculated over it, and put it back in the draw! That's class. lol

Satan Music

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Almost all bands that say they are satanic, wearing a pentagram, etc are not. I can only think of 3 that really are. Dissection, Tormentor, and Satanic Warmaster. Satanic Warmaster is the only band out of the 3 still active.

Break out the sand bags

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I hate when guardians over or under feed their cats! I like cats more than I like most humans. And they knock shit off my counter all the time! And they steal my food. And jump on me in the middle of the night.

South Park Season 22 Premiere makes statement about gun control [yahoo.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

SP has been going downhill that last few years. The PC Principle is the worst character. I just stopped watching them. The Simpsons seems to get funnier with every season.

Me trying to understand Libertarians

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Ummm... Sanders and Johnson both ran for president during the last election.