Asleep at the wheel. I am envious.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 21, 2018:

My former business partner's brother fell asleep while mowing the lawn. It was a push mower!

This. LOL :-)

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 21, 2018:

That's me.

Milk does a body good

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 21, 2018:

Ever hear of a brandy alexander? Well, half milk...

Different beliefs

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Within the last IDK 10 years has anyone tried to recover info off a floppy?

Take that southern pride!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Saw it before, but true. Love the one with Batman and Robin. Robin said "but it's part of my..." Batman bitchslaps him and says "BUT YOU'RE FROM NEBRASKA". lol

Happy humpday

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 19, 2018:

That's my day every day. But not in a consentual way...

Includes the kitchen sink and refrigerator.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 19, 2018:

What do you mean it won't fit in the overhead compartment????

Would people be offending if they were asked to limit the number of memes they posted in an hour?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Pfff some people will get offended by anything. I've gotten I think 4 messages from people because my greeting as a welcoming member was offensive...

Anyone into Gabber?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 19, 2018:

Trump's into Gabber. Gabber by the pussy he said....

Cheers to you all! [powerfulmind.co]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

4,6, and 7 won't work for me...

Could you create energy economy based on a mono fuel like concentrated hydrogen peroxide?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Never heard of hydrogen peroxide as being used as a fuel. Hydrogen would be better, but also use wind and solar power.

Explain!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Don't get it either. He only has an honary doctorate, and Bill Nye Saves The World was designed for 10 year olds.

In the name of political correctness

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

What are they going to rename a black bear? Or even a blue whale?

Putin's bitch.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

No Russian ties...

What's the best breakup song ever?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uDzcc1D-ws

Another taco Tuesday

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

F pizza! Tacos FTW.

I LOVE vinyl.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Vinly is the only way to listen to good music. Especially if you have a good phono output. I collect them. Have about 100 records.

Love the sound this ball makes

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

I freaking loved that game! When I was in my early/mid 20's a friend of mine rented an old school house. Downstairs their was a court. We'd have dodge ball tournaments!

That's a standard.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Poop on the floor, then eat it?

Every time I post this I lose an East Coast friend.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Could loose friends in the midwest also...

When someone has their hand up your ass you say whatever they want.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

I didn't know Teller is doing a new magic trick...

Another One Bites the Dust

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Why the hell would I go?

Yet they never seem to get arrested.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Too soon? The vatican covers their asses up.

Live Your Life and Fuck Everybody Else

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

You can't please all of the people all of the time. At the end of the day you need to say fuck it and just accept that you are satisfied, and try.

Well shit, I don’t meet any of their criteria. I guess I’ll have to date women. ?‍♀️

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Honest, loyal, and can take care of their own bills is 90% of what I want. Good looks don't matter that much, but don't hurt at all. Just a bonus.

It's gone universal.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

LMAO! "I am your father's brothers cousins former roomate". "Which makes us?". "Absolutely nothing. lol

LMAO...to funny

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Someone posted that a few days ago. Still damn funny! I saw a meme with some guy with a sign that said metal is evil. A guy standing to his right had a sign with an aarow pointing to this guy. It said "fuck this guy". lol The pic on the anti-metal guy was priceless!

Hahahahhahaha

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

Almost anyone who produces corn or soy beans right now (or the past few years) is tearing their hair out!

[facebook.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

If it's on FB, it's true...

I really love this group! I've heard so many songs that I would have never heard if I hadn't seen ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

I agree. Music is so universal that even my cats understand it! If I listen to Thrash or Black Metal, they make kitty mosh pits! When I listen to classical, they want to chill...

Reaching out

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 18, 2018:

If you reach out and touch someone, you're probably going to end up in jail for sexaul misconduct...

My all time favorite guitarist ? Uli Jon Roth ! This is why : [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Thanks for the share! Around here, it's about passion. I met him once. He was going to see him for a master class. I didn't make it. THANKS!

Healing: What has helped you heal from an abusive relationship?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 13, 2018:

6. Just stay away from people.

Happy Friday the 13th!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 13, 2018:

You just bummed me out! I have a few girls comming down tonight. Do I need to get a firearm, or just stay home? Buzzkill. lol

Patriotism in Trump's America

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 13, 2018:

30%

Dating tip! If you don't floss your teeth people who do are not going to want to kiss you.😁

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Zakk Wyld almost never showers, but gets the women. Just saying...

Goo Goo Dolls - Name [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I haven't heard that song since the 90s!

Goo Goo Dolls - Name [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I haven't heard that song since the 90s!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Literally laughed!

Lethe by Dark Tranquillity [youtube.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Dt is one of the only death metal bands I like. Good jam. The intro is brilant. My fave is nothing to no one. Genious. Mikael is very nice in person. Thanks for the share!

Alice Cooper - Be My Lover [youtu.be] Dedicated to that someone special ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I think Cold Ethyl, and I Love The Dead are better love songs. lol

Double standards?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I am so sick of politics right now. They want US to pay for medical, but almost every government employee gets it for free. Even tho they can afford it. On a side note, if the Russian probe is true, and trump gets kicked out, is his entire party kicked out? Pence would be bad enough, but Ryan as President would be worse! I don't know enough about laws to know, and I'd like some input.

How To Leave An Hotel Room.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I usually throw the bibles in the trash.

There's a man in our community known as "monkey man" (he always has several stuffed monkeys ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The first 1/3 of it made me think you were talking about trump.

If you had to choose one, what would you get as a tattoo?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Not a damn one you listed.

Trump changing a lightbulb....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The light bulb never needed to be changed. He forgot to turn on the fucking switch!

How immature of her.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Lol. Did you give her a password?

I’m just curious on the highest compatibility Percentage everyone has seen?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

52% for me. But not even close to accurate as others mentioned.

Gas prices...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

IDK stop buying gas guzzling pieces of garbage? Simple. BTW adjusted for inflation it is about the same price when the pope was a nazi. Look at most of Western Europe. Fuel is very expensive. I wish the ethanol mandate would have gone through a few years ago. That way the oil companies have to compete. That drives the price down. I just about shat when I saw gas was around $3/gal. I got a fuel voucher from the government, so I didn't care. lol

If I have to listen to Trump I'm going to Hell.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I've been to Hell once. The town. I'd buy one just to put it on display! I had Good Ass Beer once. I need to sue them for false advertisement. lol

Is it child abuse to raise a kid in church?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Mental abuse such as hellfire and eternal damnation, plus the possibility of being mollested by a preist. Nah.

The most used word in the English language.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Not uncommon at all, but the most versitile word.

Legal in CA, now there are double the DUIs

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Double the DUI's? I had a friend of mine that got a DUI for smoking pot (I personally saw the ticket).

The leading cause of divorce is marriage.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

LOL! That's why I don't ever want to get married. If she wants to be with me, that's all I need. Plus unless there's a pre-nup she gets half my shit! I want someone to be with me for me, not because a piece of paper says so.

Let us count heads....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Doubt this person is a troll. At lvl 7.6 must be a persistant one. It goes both ways. Obama got a lot of shit about his trips. Not much is said about his golfing trips, and visits to Mar A Lago. I'm sure that is billed by the govt, and he ends up keeping it somehow.

Carlin said it better than anyone.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

IIRC that was the last time he did a stand-up recorded when he was alive. I believe it was called "It's Bullshit, and It's Bad for You". He was the funniest man that ever lived! "I became a Sun Worshiper. Just like that overnight. Well, not overnight. you can't see the sun at night. But the next morning... But I don't pray to the Sun. I pray to Joe Peshi. It's amazing what he can do with a simple basball bat!" lol I love how theists make memes with him in it. He was definately an athiest.

Canadians are not nice. [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

The beginning was a little dumb, but the last half was pretty funny. It is so true that it is so easy to get into Canada, and hard trying to get back in the US. Coming back from Mexico is worse! Even crossing California state line is a pain.

I don't dislike porn...I dislike hypocrisy

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Cameltoe means something different...

"knock knock"! Who is there ....?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 11, 2018:

When shit like that happens, I point to the $0.99 sign on my door that says "NO SOLICITATION". Endgame.

I thought this was funny.!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Literally made me laugh!

Historical fact

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

As Lemmy once said "All of history is there for you... Read the books learn to save your life. How can you find it if you don't? You'll just make the same mistake again, and again, and again". I wouldn't call that a meme. I call it truth.

It’s a picture of snowflakes....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I'm white. That's racist! lol

What I want is to hear a valid argument that their is a God.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Best evidence I could find... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A No one spoil it. lol

I don't know if group members are interested in this type of music, but I think this is a great ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Very cool man! I dig classical guitar! I tried to post some classical stuff on my last post, but I didn't double check the link. Woops.

Hey everybody.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Who really cares about points/levels? I don't.

Thinking back on my recent ex and his behavior(he did everything on the meme).

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

From what it sounds like, it was more verbal. I have a "friend" that physically and mentally abuses his GF. Also beats her 5 y/o son. This is the 4th or 5th time she has left him. Why she keeps on getting back with him; I do not know. I got some messages from her a few hours ago saying we could still be friends and all this BS. Kept on sending me messages when I was on the fucking phone. Claimed I was ignoring her. Not really the case. I'm sure what you went through was bad, but verbal and physical is bad. Stay Strong, M.

What is the one thing your are most proud of accomplishing in your life?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Accepting myself for who I am, and saying fuck you to the social norm.

British Columbia here. Joined just a few days ago & am exploring the site.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I question due to the lack of hockey sticks, maple syrup, and beer! Not a real Canadian cat. lol

I've been divorced for 35 years, I've had long relationships but sometimes I don't think I could ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I can empathize the way you are feeling, but not all men are pieces of shit. Some genuinely care. There is a MAN out there for you. :)

Because it's Sunday ;-) Marilyn Manson "Say 10". [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Brian is a fairly intellectual individual. But I raise you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXcoXBdM_uw

Why do people hold on to their guns so religiously.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Let me know when you've been tried to been murdered. You'd think different.

What I want is to hear a valid argument that their is a God.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Wrong forum dude.

You don't have to be religious to believe in a higher power that surpasses what our mind makes it ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I believe in a higher power. What it is I don't know. Might be Maha Kali.

Soulmates: do they exist?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I believe that soul mates can happen. Not to be confused with the religious part. Some are just designed to be with each other. It happens. Same goes with do you believe in a love a first sight? It sometimes happens.

The problem here is, guns are different from anything else.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Mike, A one mile shot is nearly impossible. Only a hand full of people in the world can do it. I'd guess you've never fired a firearm in your life. If you can pull off a 1+ mile shot, you need to be trained extensively. Most people can't do trigonometry in their head, and they have a spotter. Even if someone fires off willy nilly it would be happenstance. A 300 yard shot is tricky. Even if military trained. I do agree with your point about what types of firearms should be allowed. You brought up the UK. Per capita, they have more robberies than in the US. Next to no guns. How do you recon that one out? Not being a troll at all, but I'd like some input.

Naked Yoga ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Disagree. Danca Patric. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFkxhVPsMYA

Anyone else hate being the only one who doesn’t bow their heads and/or close their eyes when some ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Meh, I pretend like I am as to not to make a scene. If home made dinner rolls are near me, I take them before they get done with their prayer. lol That's how you get the good stuff.

She Belongs to Me- Bob Dylan [youtu.be]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Saw Zimmerman a few years ago. The ONLY song I could almost comprehend was the last song. Like A Rolling Stone. I was not impressed. I raise you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfiK17FhP4g

Mad In America

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Link to the site? Author of the book? Both would be helpful.

Hitchens: islam is evil: [youtube.com]

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Let's face it. Catholics, and Islams have violent religions. Not all, but a few go too far. Name a Luciferian that killed in the name of Satan. A few have, but not many, not in contrast. Every religion believes inequivically that what they are doing is right.

Don't push your luck.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That must have been what sparked the ole hole in a popcorn tub trick started...

Nasty Tammy.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I don't pee on my hands. :P

He's watching you....

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

NOW THAT IS FUNNY! My pops loves M*A*S*H*. I swear he could every line from any character because he's watched it so many times! Have to share this one.

Safety First!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Reminds me of a friend that shoots pop roman candles from his hand, and checks a few seconds after the last shot to see if it is out. Stares down the barrel to see if it's out. Did that many times on the 4th. I told him I was not going to take him to the ER. He said well you need to count the shots. If it's out... Another time I had an officer that had a complaint about a bonfire I had. No city ordinance against it. Saw I had a bowie knife on me. Asked if I had a bear problem (you gotta be one bad SOB to take out a bear). I asked if he wanted to see it. He looked at it and tested it for sharpness. He cut his finger.

Seriously, this you guys can find money for???

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

This is one thing that really pisses me off, and I am sounding like a broken record. Teachers are trained to teach, not for a hostile situation. Most don't know how to deal with it. I have gotten zero answers as to if they go through some sort of training, and the first I've heard of them given a firearm. My dad (served from 1965-1971) made a good point. Is the sidearm going to be with them at all times, or is it going to be in a draw where a student could get to it? Lots of homeless soldiers out there that need jobs, and already trained. Go through a mental, physical, and competency test. If you want firearms in schools, this is a simple solution to the problem. I could never run for any type of government office because I make too much sense!

Welcome to America! Beware the tainted fish.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

What a waste of salmon! Damn!

For @phxbillcee to consider

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Yeah, seems like the place I'd do business with. *rollseyes*

Now how much truth is there ?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Then the iTit 2 comes out, and they want to upgrade it for $1200. It holds one more song...

Revenge isn't always the best plan

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Disagree. If they hurt you (especially multiple times), fuck, em!

I've been reading about about the student-lead pro-gun rights marches and rallies that were held ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Firearms are a privilege, not a right. Guns matter? It's not a human, what rights? If you are a felon, or have some sort of mental instability, you loose your right to own a firearm. On the same note, you can loose your "right" to operate a motor vehicle if you exceed X number of violations. Same principle.

Checking for a sound car

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

OT there is a safety release on most trunks that glow that can release the trunk.

A lot of mixed signals out there: Heinz ketchup takes a hit If you're looking for made-in-Canada...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I wouldn't doubt if trump uses Primo or PC ketchup on his well done steaks. lol I buy Heinz, or Our Family, but I live in the US. PS I'm not one of the 30% of Americans that still support him.

tip, Good for those who need to know

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Took a few seconds to get.

So sad if it wasn’t so true

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

If there is a common core calculator, I'm terrified!

Jesus was everything conservatives hate

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Yeah they yell at you about Jesus from a bull horn telling you how to live YOUR life, but never (mostly) bother to to practice what they preach. If they don't practice what they preach, they should at least preach what they practice. If Jesus (from the Bible) did exist, he's hiding from his followers until he can come back.

When atheists say "oh God", they are not referring to any actual God, just as "Oh shit" is not a ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Unless if you step in dog shit...

Gandhi is right, you know. Keep posting and let's all save the world.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Everything on the internet is true. - Abraham Lincoln

Cluck cluck?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

OT the chicken before the egg thing is moot. Chickens are derived from dinosaurs... which had eggs! Checkmate to IDK whoever...

Real fear!!!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Literally made me LOL!

Facebook Barbie

TheGreatShadow comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Pretty true.