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Him and his ilk are my summer companions.

It's me!

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Easiest mountain summit ever.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 20, 2019:
## One can drive most of the way to the summit.
Kerry king wrote in the song americon "it's all about motherfucking oil, regardless of the flag upon...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 20, 2019:
## Popular mythology. Right now the US produces a **surplus ** of domestic oil. We have so much oil, we sell it abroad. We don't need to fight wars for oil. We always buy at the global price when the US has had shortfalls of oil production. When we do invade Opec countries, we don't seize their oil. Major reason: they can pay oil field workers less than we can. We let them produce it cheaper than we can. If it was about the oil, Iraq would have turned into our 51st state. Gather around children: it's about the US try to aquire puppet states so we'un's can yank their chains. We're war mongling imperalists.
Have you ever had a mystical or near death experience?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 20, 2019:
## There are two main reasons for the near death experience. 1) As the body shuts down, one of the last organs to go is the eyes. With no stream of information coming in, the brain makes up some kind of input thus the bright lights, tunnel of light, etc. 2) Typically, if you're dying you're hurting and in exterme pain. The body's response to pain is to release endrophines. That activates the release of opiate receptors. If it's the "we going die for sure" level of pain, the body releases **all** of them at once. Now you have warm fuzzy hallucinations of everyone you have ever loved. If you're hearing what they're doing around you, those hallucinations can include floating around the room while the brain tries understand the last rites or why people are beating on your chest . . . . If the brain doesn't understand what's going on, it'll make stuff up. Although I live dangerously, I've never been injured seriously enough to get a near death experience. I've looked death in the face and it said "Like, later mon." In the short term is was things like panic over seeing how close an eight foot long bull shark can swim next to me.
More Meow Memes...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## Me likey.
Home is where the hearth is.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## After the 938 time the wind blew down the chimney, Petunia decided we didn't need to use the fireplace.
Men and whiskey
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun . . . . Yo! What's this dead woman doing in this barrel?
Responsible pet owners always clean up after their pets! I mean - Intermission... Also - I may...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## High heels on a cobble stone sidewalk is a recipe for diaster. Should I add the predictable "Nice ass"?
Too weird for me.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## Not going to happen. My mail is delivered at my letter box on the side of the road.
I'm moving there.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## No man boobs allowed.
[aol.com] Trumps careless retweet of bogus 9/11 dancing claim puts her life at risk! Trump ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## Send him a bill for the extra security for her. Watch him ignore it. Go to court and **try to prove** his remarks are the **sole** reason for uping the threat level on her. If successful, put a lien on his US bank account to to collect.
Well ... what day?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## When you show up with six uniformed waitresses from Hooters in tow.
JUBE. - Noun...1) a gallery or loft over the rood screen in a church or cathedral. 2) either JUBE ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## Trying to figure out what a rood screen is.
Cavvy A "cavvy" is a group of ranch horses. The word comes from the term "cavvietta," derived ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## The only guy I ever knew who raised horses for profit, never used that word. Whoa! (Pun intended) Talk about an uncommon word.
Something bad happed one November day. A disease broke out in America and there is no cure
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## People are gullible enough to believe in "reality" shows.
jGood Afternoon Everyone! Busy becoming a working person again. I'm hired! Part time sales rep for ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 19, 2019:
## Hot dam gal! Will you be offering us sales samples next? ðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦðŸŦ
Anyone having issues with the app? I keep getting the same notification regarding a reply to a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:
## I should start taking notes. Periodically I get two notifications for the same person everytime they post.
Going to drop this here in hopes of offending someone....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:
## It's so trite and childish, I think I'll yawn.
Shaken, not stirred.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:
## Shake a martini and it leaves more water in the drink **and** it bruises the vermonth. Even worse, Bond preferred **vodka** in his martini.
Always follow the money
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:
## Snopes say this is balony. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-abramovich-border-wall/
When there’s something more evil than you...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:
## That's my cat, Percy.
Too much, maybe?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:
## You know it is time to quit binge drinking when projectile vomiting isn't any fun.
ISONOMY. - Noun...1) the equality before the law of the citizens of a state. 2) the equality of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:
## Equal rights? Oh, the isonomy of it all!
Good point
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 18, 2019:
## Doesn't mean squat. How much real estate does the US rent in their country?
Now it doesn’t make sense
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
## My body is a bouncy temple. 🐷🐷
Hobb's choice--a choice between extremes, usually both equally unacceptable (based on Thomas Hobbs'...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
Nothing to do with either Hobbs or Calvin.
Shit for Brains
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
## Ben Ladden had his citizenship stripped by the House of Saudi prior 9/11 and they seized his bank account. If we're honest, **no country** was responsible for 9/11. It was a terrorist organization.
Good Morning Everyone! Any Deadheads out there? I saw Bob Weir in 1972 when he branched off for a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
## Why, nearly a half a century ago . . . . Anywho glad your job prospects are looking up.
How can Trump continually defy the laws of this nation, the mandates of Congress and the decisions ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
>How can Trump continually defy the laws of this nation, the mandates of Congress and the decisions of the Supreme Court with impunity? Major reason: head of the majority political party. Secondary reason: went nuts appointing judges who are beholden to him. Assuming he **loses** in 2020, don't assume he will step down. "You have elected your **last** president" -- Michael Moore.
Norway Well I got there. Everything possible went wrong along the way including the airline ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
## I thought you would have given up by now. Another theory, down the tubes.
Of course, people will call me cynical,I am. The oil fires I saw film of in Saudi Arabia sure didn't...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
## . . . . people will call me cynical. . . . Oh poo! Agnostic/atheist group? Cynical? Who would have thought? Everybody?
Hi Sassygirl will be in the Chatroom tonight.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 17, 2019:
## It's night. She's not there.
What an accomplishment!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 16, 2019:
## Yours is a grim life.
Ugh Monday!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 16, 2019:
## I don't do Mondays -- Garfield D. Cat
I do not go on FaceBook very often I rarely read post there anymore. With in the last few days I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 16, 2019:
## Did you add anything on your profile? Something like "fiscally independent, enjoys transcontiental travel by private jet . . . ."
There is a church claiming trump and pence are the second comming. The best "evidence" is that ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 16, 2019:
"What kind of insane Bizzaro-Christianity is this? -- https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/08/22/cenk_uygur_evangelicals_who_accept_trump_comparing_himself_to_messiah_must_not_care_about_christianity.html
There is a church claiming trump and pence are the second comming. The best "evidence" is that ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 16, 2019:
Jalopeania!
peccadillo--a small, rather unimportant offense or sin
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
I remember a Lousiana newspaper by that name.
Laundry for beginners
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
## My kind of laundry day.
Kleptocracy A government or state in which those in power exploit national resources and steal; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
## Welcome to America.
I am so sick of these spam calls and these calls from Trip Advisor! I AM NOT PLANNING ANY TRIPS! I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
## I drive 'em nuts by tell them what I think of them. The number of calls has gone way down. >If I don’t know the number they can leave a message. Almost works. Some of them will ghost a phone number that you routinely call.
Spaceman Spiff finds love.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
## Hold the Vasoline.
My Russian pen pal said "Cold? You think you know cold?"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
## Just to rub it in Heli added...
My Home Town. My old house used to be right across from that Church.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
## Looks like a rocky seashore retreat.
I have this idea for a new product. I came across this idea because every night my black cat wants ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
## Although for the adventerous, file the cat's nails down.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 15, 2019:
## "Beauty maybe skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone." -- Red Foxx.
Just another day at the salon
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:
## He was a fan of the band Nine Inch Nails.
Is that North Carolina or Sir Walter?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:
## I scatter my raleighs everywhere.
That's perfect.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:
## Why can't I buy a pumpkin spice latte in March? The spices are available all year.
This is funnier than what I first wanted to post [dailykos.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:
## It directs you to a pay site to see the rest of the story.
Let’s play another round of compare the quotes
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:
## The problem with humanity is the ignorant are sure and the intellectuals have doubts.
Do you have an itch for adventure? Would you take a voyage in a hot air balloon thousands of miles? ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:
## Major deal on those adventures is they're super expensive. Everest is junked out from other hikers. It's crowded now. On the other hand, I had anus gripping advetures that were affordable such as mountain climbing, camping on the sumit, swimming with the sharks, camping with the bears and had sex with other guys' girlfriends before telling them where to stick it. Why I even learned how to use a chain saw from a mass murder (may the parole board be turning him down now). Petunia (insignificant other) still has the willies the times I drove us through Atlanta, Georgia, during rush hour. She's got a low adventure tolerance. She doesn't even want to take the ski lift.
Just wondering....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:
## Rotting corpses are known to spread disease. Should it matter which one of them kills you?
Wooden Memes, found whilst shopping in some trendy overpriced shop. They speak to me. OldSchool
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 14, 2019:
## Since it is the weekend, I'll take this advice.
Don't you groan at me, this is gold.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## It's a tongue twisting punch line.
zaftig--(of a woman) having a fully rounded figure, plump
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## It's considered Yiddish, dedushka. "In traditional Yiddish, zaftig has nothing to do with women’s bodies. It comes from the German word saftig, meaning “juicy” or “succulent” (saft in German means “juice” or “sap”), and in European Yiddish, in which it is spelled and pronounced zaftik, was used to describe food and taste. But it could also be used for more abstract depictions of ideas, says Eddy Portnoy, who teaches Yiddish language and literature at Rutgers University. “You can have a zaftik story, you can have a zaftik piece of gossip, virtually anything that fits the bill,” he says. “It’s a very commonly used modifier that can refer to anything that is rich or pleasing,” much the same way an American might tell a friend that she heard some juicy news at the water cooler. So how did zaftig make the transition to women? It is likely another example of the common transition that occurs with the Americanization of Yiddish. “We do that a lot with women’s bodies—we talk about juicy bodies and succulent bodies,” says Lefkovitz. “We describe women as food because they’re edible, they’re delicious.” Source: https://momentmag.com/jewish-word-zaftig/
Sorry sorry sorry!! This arrived a while ago and I am only getting to it today. Love my new shirt ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## Go forth and party at the nearest cinder block bar room.
When you come home after that night out with the boys....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## Looks like you need some cheap sun glasses.
I'm sure this applies to more places, but it's spot-on for (Ottawa) Ontario.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## Sounds like July in Chicago. They'll say it gets into the 90's in August but they don't say it only gets there for 20 minutes.
Twisted Poe
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## Sounds a well wacked poetic license. ðŸ˜ŧðŸ˜đðŸ˜ļ😚
Nothing gets your heart pumping like having to deal with a rattlesnake. My were going crazy so I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## Forget shooting the snake. It's narrow (making it hard to hit) and it'll move unpredictably, making it even harder to hit. Now for functional advice: use a hoe. (Keep your mind out of the gutter, dude). A long handle hoe. You'll be out of striking range when you cut it half. BTW, taste like crab but it has so many bones it isn't worth the effort.
So i dissed some jackass on facebook about an hour ago, and i keep check back to see if he's replied...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## I keep reminding myself to keep my acid tongue resting. People get annoyed when the conversation is solely swapping insults.
Living in a partnership that isn’t normal AND THAT WORKS? Does anyone have some examples? For ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## I've often told tales of what I did with a series of women who were so enamored of my cooking that they rewarded me with sleep overs and a few that brought their single female friends. A good time was had by all for many decades. Now I'm married and a retired slut. Petunia runs them off with a broom and takes me to covered dish events. Frequently the dish comes back empty with Petunia announcing "99 made that."
Maybe I’m passing up a great guy, but his Match pseudonym is “CreamDelight.” Just...nooooo.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 13, 2019:
## Sounds like he wants everyone to know he's not of the chocolate persuasion.
This will be funny one day... So I posted last week about an abortive fishing trip to Finmark in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## Karma bitting your ass, gnawing with relish and vigor.
Sapiophile--someone who is attracted to intelligent people
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## Don't admit to being one. Anti-intellectualism runs strong in this country.
The t-shirt intelligent fun.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## She'll want to know the square root of negative one. Show your work.
In case you are concerned and don't enjoy the story, I'm fine my car is fine 🙂 A story apropos...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## Ohh..Cookies good enough for me -- C. Monster, Sesame Street.
If it had his picture on it I'd buy it!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## Print it out. Frame it. Hang it on your wall.
Hail Odin.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## Had an ice gaint over for supper just last night. He passed on the chili.
Bad Barbie! Bad!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## One does not have a daughter until one has naked, headless Barbie dolls often located where the lawn mower can shred them.
Something to think about...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## Get 'em to for beastility instead.
The logical next step...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## The untold story.
Please join the new group &letsunite that i created per the requests of many who wanted more details...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## Request denied. Petunia says I'm a "mean old man."
Don't you hate it when they whine and cry?...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## It gets rough going when they tell me the bible isn't proof.
Republican solution: Kill higher ed! [friendlyatheist.patheos.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 12, 2019:
## I used to work at a ultra conservative publication that believed all public education should be abandoned. Let the poor pay for their own children's education.
Thankfully, it's camouflage
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## It's something I'd wear to the Seneca, South Carolina, Super Walmart. In this town people who don't hunt wear camo to imply they have a concealed carry weapon.
Best idea ever!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## Somewhere in the most worthless town on the planet, the locals are assuming a Wonder Warthog is trying to kill them, naming a vaccine in his own name.
This really should trip off my tongue more considering my aptitude...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## There are many spin off from this word. "An English word starting with a kak sound suggests something bad or unpleasant, by analogy with words such as cacography for bad handwriting and cacophony for a horrible discordant noise. . . . . It’s from the Satires of the Roman author Juvenal: “Tenet insanabile multos scribendi cacoethes”; in English, “many suffer from the incurable disease of writing”. Aspiring wordsmiths should note that an uncontrollable urge to write doesn’t necessarily lead to anything worth reading. Macdonnel also listed the vastly less common cacoethes loquendi, a compulsive desire to speak, where the second word derives from Latin loqui, to speak (also the source of loquacious); and cacoethes carpendi, where carpendi is from Latin carpere, to pick, pluck or seize. He defined this as a rage for collecting, but more usually it has been an irresistible desire to criticize or find fault." Source: http://www.worldwidewords.org/weirdwords/ww-cac3.htm
. I didn't know. I'll have to try it now.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## I'm content with visiting free porno sites for naked people acting shamelessly.
fremdschämen German; to be ashamed for somebody else who is behaving in an embarrassing way ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
Narragansett (n) Cherokee -- family. Well, as long as we'un's are speaking German. . . . Skunk from the Cherokee: originally spelled squuncke. The creature's English name is taken from the one the given it by the Massachusett tribe. Their word, in turn, derived from an Algonquian one whose parts translate as "urinate" and "fox" or "fox-like animal." (Algonquian is a family of Native American languages spoken by peoples from Labrador to Carolina and westward into the Great Plains.)
It tells us something
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## I was born in the year of the ox, thus defining my earthy odor.
Open ended question for y'all...How do you cope if and when you feel like you'll never meet someone ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## Save for travel fare, possibly a vacation or the three day weekend. See if he does the same.
I shall smite thee, moo!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## Have a cow, mon.
Sure I will!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## After the third week of working as a bikini inspector, it's not that much fun.
Applied for a full time sales rep job this morning. They sent me a complete package to review. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 11, 2019:
## Dan is in good spirits. Irish whiskey?
I turned 65 today, and this is how I feel this morning
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 10, 2019:
## Enjoy your cake ðŸĨŪ🎂
memeoftheday
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 10, 2019:
## Bare knuckle brawling in the high rent district.
Everyone's favorite huckster, Anti-Fred, is back. How long do you think he will last this time? ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 10, 2019:
## My entire bio is "It's me." We all know what chaos I've left in my wake. He didn't write a bio? Give 'em hell Anti-Fred. You couldn't find a more deserving group.
What is the best kind of pie or dessert? I am partial to blueberry pie the kind grandma made for me ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 10, 2019:
Baklava which drives my blood sugar levels into the "You gonna die, sucker!" range. It is a case of Greek deserts are to die for.
Everything old is new again.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 10, 2019:
## Sharp dressed sea going doorman. There's something about a sharp dressed man.
One set of... [youtu.be]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## Ride him Jesus.
[cbs6albany.com] Protestors call for county officials to stop collaborating with ICE. This is how...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## Nobody brought folding chairs?
Sometimes you just have to! Lol!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## Look. Someone threw away a perfectly good white guy.😝😜ðŸĪŠ
atheism science
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## If they read the bible cover to cover and understood it, they would become an atheist.
Protesting ICE yesterday in Troy, NY. Have another one at end of week! This is Never Again! There ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## Moterists driving by are unlikely to read those signs.
Gynotikolobomassophile: (n.) a person who likes to nibble a woman’s earlobe. Could it of just been...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## One way to get a good taste of ear wax.
Question for the “culturally but not religiously Jewish” folks here: What does that mean in ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## I'm not even culturally Jewish. I'm here to find a decent nearby deli. It's become difficult where I live (Seneca, South Carolina) to even find pumpernickel or a loaf of rye bread. The matza ball soup mixes have vanished off the shelves.
Sharpies ... 😆
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## The Trump organization is selling the sharpies for $15. The only thing special about them (outside of the price) is they have the Donald's name on them and their power to stop hurricanes.
Remember when this used to be hard?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
## Teachers often would clog up their lungs with chalk dust and get workman's comp.
How about we put trumps face on the penny? Why? Because even if you have a bunch, they are near ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 9, 2019:
> I read somewhere that . . . . Yea, I read Horton hears a Who too! 😝😜ðŸĪŠ To be a more accurate about it: "The cost to produce the one-cent coin increased to 1.5 cents during 2016, the Wall Street Journal reported. In 2015, the penny cost 1.43 cents to make, while in 2014, its production value was 1.66 cents" Source: http://money.com/money/4618271/penny-cost-make-worth/