An irate neighbor knocks on the door. "Whats all this about?" and the guys explains
"Its your son. He took my daughter out last night and they didnt get back till 1.30 am"
"Well it may have been hard to get a cab and theyre young"
"He took a piss on my front lawn"
"Okay but he probably didnt want to wake anyone by coming in and using the bathroom"
"He wrote his name in the snow"
"High spirits, you were young once"
"It had my daughters handwriting!"
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Which it is this end up of the world
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