God is worried about falling church attendances. So he visits a big New York PR firm to see if can boost his image.
After a month of brainstorming and floating ideas, they talk to him and say this. "Well, you have a good concept and a great product. I mean eternal life, who wouldn't want that? Just a couple of things we think you should do. Firstly, maybe you could maintain a more high profile social media presence and em well we all agree on this, so I will just put it out there. We think that you should change your name to Irving"
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Um.... OK...
Cutiebeauty
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It's a name thing. Jehovah, Yahweh, etc. are all a bit too Jewish
Wtf is Irving. . . or god for that matter! 
Good one Kelvin - you got me.
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