Rest in chaos, Jerry.

EricJones comments on May 1, 2023:

He wouldn't have it any other way.

Poor guy. LOL

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I think he overestimated Katie.

A Google meme...but wish I had come up with that response!

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Ouch.

Have I even mentioned that I love bats?

EricJones comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Natures bug zappers. I love them too.

Free the nipple, buddy-boy...

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Love the packing insert.

Jokin' Jesus....

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Jesus did stand up? Who would've thought.

Long story short....

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

Gallagher's sledge-o-matic has nothing on what is about to happen here.

I am gonna vote for him

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2024:

If they deport the immigrants they should make the republicans do all the minimum wage, bottom of the barrel jobs the immigrants now do.

Good thing...

EricJones comments on Jun 16, 2019:

"A" for effort; "D" for results. Save the "F" for breaking the phone and not just the glass..

Interesting.....

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

The question is whats the disease vector and how long before the rest are red? Or is it a case of it's everywhere and not been confirmed in all the states yet.

And that's that.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Reminds me of a you tube video- https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

Grandmas and tech...

EricJones comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I gotta do that at work. I have a box of them in a corner.

I just have to see...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I don't wanna know-some things should be left unseen.

Uncanny Resemblances

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

He does a better Mussolini -----

Match.....

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I have too many different color cats and dogs. My carpet would look like a paint store just threw up.

For all of you with working dogs

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Looks like he's getting worked over by the staff.

Moms not happy lol

EricJones comments on Dec 23, 2018:

If that thing freezes into place it's going to look a little strange when mom really needs to use it.

why women live longer than men

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2022:

I wonder if they ever heard of some guy named Sir Issac Newton?

Poor Kermit...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

You would think after all these years kermit would've learned to chose his words better.

I’d socialize but

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

That's what I'm doing.

Groan.......

EricJones comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Starting this kid out early with the bad jokes

Good thing I have an umbrella.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

He's right and also quite fun.

What's for dinner?

EricJones comments on Mar 28, 2019:

As the one frog said to the other frog-"times fun when you're having flies".

Which Tuesday? 😆

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Swing by the chinese laundry to pick up your goods on your way.

You know he is broke when he starts selling these...

EricJones comments on Mar 27, 2024:

I just heard that on the news. I understand he's replaced all the pictures of god and jesus with his own mugshot.

WHAT'S YOUR POSITION ON ABORTION ?

EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2018:

If birth control was easier to get( and cheaper) abortion wouldn't be necessary.

Looks more like you've been kicked out by your missus, mate. 😆

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Did the dog win too?

The most fit President the US has ever had!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Should say "hit by a bar"...repeatedly

Actually I did mean to turn you on,....but.... [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Too late, I'm very warmed up and ready to go.

@RavenCT Is this true? [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Jan 29, 2019:

That is too much. ?

When you're a baby boy, you have a peepee.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

When needed, a ramrod, but usually Mr Softie.

Funny photo of the day

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Feed me ,feed me.

Oops wrong answer

EricJones comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Get out while you can-divorce lawyers are expensive.

Did you know?

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

This one will be short term and way too late.

It is with the heaviest of heart I tell you all that my sweet boy Ralphie has died.

EricJones comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I'm sorry to hear of your loss. I've lost many beloved pets so I fully understand the pain and emptiness you're feeling. The wound never completely heals.

And so Judaism began with an ouchie.

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2022:

That's porn-quickly, tell the far right to ban the bible from all bookshelves.

Dressed up like my cat for Halloween

EricJones comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I love it.

The real Serenity Prayer

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Cute.

this sums up my life

EricJones comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Woof.

A dating suggestion

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

While there's still toilet paper and shelf stable items. Ps; Be at my house before 6am next Tuesday.

What would you do if the priest slaps your baby for crying?

EricJones comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Cell 911 to send the ambulance and hope he doesn't die before they arrive.

Happy Spanksgiving!

EricJones comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That reminds me of work. All the senior management has one of those to keep us minions in line.

I was getting ready but....

EricJones comments on Mar 25, 2020:

The apocalypse- what happened while you were making other plans.

I'm studying to take the pharmacy technician test. Anyone have any advice or tips/hints?

EricJones comments on May 24, 2018:

Have your math down cold. Both IV and retail. Know how to pick apart a reading problem and toss the garbage. Find what the problem wants-number of tablets or mls of liquid- and find the things that apply to that answer. Know the metric system-kg, gm, mg, mcg, and how to move between them- 1 gm=1000 mg, 1 mg=1000 mcg, pounds to kg-divide pounds by 2.2, etc. I've been a hospital pharm tech for a very long time and lead IV tech, IV instructor and pharmacy math instructor for about 20 years. Know what info that by law has to be on a retail label. Know the schedule drugs and the general laws around them. Good luck. PS-If you have the option, get into a hospital pharmacy and push yourself and put your knowledge to good use.

Lab tested

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Beats the hell out of xanax.

Wait....but I love Metal music too!

EricJones comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Ain't it the truth.

Anyone into blood ? Cutting and drinking?

EricJones comments on Oct 27, 2018:

And risk a blood borne disease that can be easily transmitted through the mucus membrane in the mouth?? Not a chance in hell !!!

Three happy dudes 😆

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2022:

how do you eat pizza like that without everything sliding off the crust onto your face.

I overheard men discussing yoga pants on women are disgusting.

EricJones comments on Dec 18, 2018:

What you wear is your business, not theirs. So long as nothing pubic is showing in public, it shouldn't be a problem. So I say-go for it.

Mmmm. Brownies.

EricJones comments on May 9, 2019:

Never sample the ingredients when you're making the "brownies":

I don’t know how you guys do it.

EricJones comments on Oct 21, 2018:

That's the test to see if you're in good enough shape to exercise or not.

My lettuce experiment....( thanks too hot, dry weather!) How can a lettuce plant bolt?

EricJones comments on Jul 15, 2018:

When my lettuce got like that it got bitter. But I think it would be interesting to see what happens to the plant. You could get seeds for next year. And your garden looks really nice.

If we can't touch you we will stare you down

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Well-somebody is watching. And from the looks of these two, you tain't getten away with nothin.

34 points to level 8

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Well, I guess that's one way to get off a mailing list.

My favorite day is Sunday morning.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I'd settle just one of those, preferably the girl, with sleeping in a very close second.

Who would've thought

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2024:

It can start thr car's motor, so why can't it start her motor? s e b

I try to be careful, but....

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2023:

I thought that happened because of a really full bladder.

Say what??

EricJones comments on May 27, 2019:

No-I just changed my font size.

NYC - the place of happenings

EricJones comments on May 15, 2022:

That's disney-use them up and spit them out.

Judge Juan Merchan ruled that District Attorney Alvin Bragg can discuss the Access Hollywood tape in...

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

The courts have to stop his stall tactics and get his trials moving quickly. It's way past time he's exposed for the fraud he is and held accountable for his crimes. And if they empty his pockets along the way-all the better.

Great bartending

EricJones comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Well, technically he does have a point.

A few days ago while servicing me baling tractor, I discovered a nest of garden bees had set up shop...

EricJones comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Just check around where you sit and place your hands and feet.If you can find the queen and move her, the rest of the hive should follow.

“Christianity did not become a major religion by the quality of its truth, but by the quantity of ...

EricJones comments on Apr 7, 2018:

My god is the only true god and if you don't join my religion you have to die because my peaceful, loving, and most merciful god demands that I kill you.

Where do I swipe my card, dude?

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

https://www.bing.com/maps?osid=e71ea65e-3b95-4ea6-a029-0fb100e790ba&cp=40.803591~-75.605356=11=348.54794&pi=-0.8807089=x&v=2&sV=2=S00027 these are a few blocks from my late girlfriends house in palmerton, pa.

Shake it off, lardass.

EricJones comments on Mar 20, 2024:

Thanks to mitch trump put about 200 puppet judges on the federal bench and now they're lining up to give him a good time.

And men don't normally turn into crazy cat ladies until their 60s.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2023:

And women start growing a mustache in their 50's, so that makes things about even.

The truth about creation....

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2020:

He should have been allowed to do more.

We have reached consensus.

EricJones comments on Mar 5, 2023:

You'll get no argument from me.

Awwww. They didn’t get any “likes”.

EricJones comments on Dec 5, 2018:

If nobody "liked" them then take a hint....

I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the ...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

All it teaches you is how to obey and put your hard earned money into the collection plate.

I disagree with the meme.

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

But it's what makes fathers day possible.

How country are you?

EricJones comments on Jan 13, 2020:

That's got redneck written all over it.

Yup sure you are

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

As long as it's 70% alcohol.

I can relate.

EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:

As long as you don't suffer from nightmares, he's got a good point.

Even Pluto?! :)

EricJones comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Just kind of wave at Pluto I guess.

Oh oh trouble

EricJones comments on Mar 12, 2020:

It all went to the cruse ship that as yet can't dock for two more weeks.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family, in another city....George Burns.

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Does make it easier.

Who will have the honor of wearing this batch in a few months?...

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Print it on tee shirts.

And the air force has apparently sighted one incoming!

EricJones comments on May 29, 2019:

Kids are kids no matter where they come from.

100% juice, no seeds...

EricJones comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Great phrase, love the humor.

For week old buns?

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

It's hard to hear and breathe with week old buns stuffed in your ears and nostrils.

I should have just been patient.

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Yea!!!!

Yup typical lol

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Mine know the sound of the cabinet door where I keep the peanut butter.

I've lost my appetite.

EricJones comments on Oct 20, 2019:

That's not the roadkill cafe is it?

With Friends Like These...

EricJones comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That is amazing

He said she said

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Sometimes any furry thing will do.

The devil's music?

EricJones comments on May 8, 2019:

Different perspective and just might be right. But I think it's all in the clothes-you just don't wear a suit to a metal concert.

Grins.......

EricJones comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Who is photobombing who?

Some of my favorite comedy is when they stick it to religion.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2019:

Amazing how a religion that professes to love everybody is the biggest excuse for hatred.

Looks like short future

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

And you're gonna have a great tan...

Doggy is upset

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2020:

That's why I keep the lid down.

Oops granny is going for a tumble

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

At least it will be easy to lift a cheek when she has to fart.

Sitting at work on this labor day, the plant is closed, no one around, having naughty thoughts.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Lucky you. I work in a hospital pharmacy and my lunch break lasted all of 3 minutes. The only time I had for naughty thoughts was when I wanted to tell a Dr what to do with himself (he was having a very off day and I was just tired).

Would pay to see this

EricJones comments on Oct 9, 2019:

Religious people have no sense of humor.

Took me a while to figure out what this was.Still laughed.

EricJones comments on Jul 2, 2019:

I remember one of those from an advanced first aid class. They over greased the "baby" and it shot across the room.

Ahmed's dilemma

EricJones comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Must be nice.

Savvy.....

EricJones comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Drumming up business.

Bloomberg's first ad post drop out is a must watch ton of dumping on Trump fun!

EricJones comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Dumping on trump is like shooting fish in a barrel. The minute he opens his mouth he shoots off himself in the foot. He's his own worst nightmare.

It can be tough facing crowds

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Somehow, I just don't see the resemblance.

Life's a bitch, then you die.

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2023:

Just dump it into the compost heap and use it to grow vegetables.