Organizing my phone tonight and found this gem.

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2018:

And he should give back to her what she wants. And if she's going to put herself out like that he should stand at her side and never stray.

Breaking news...

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Oh I love it.

'Nuff said...

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

If you're a catholic priest it's usually(but not always) another orifice.

Don't be one....

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

His comb over doesn't look that good, and the stick figure should have been drawn in orange- not black.

The scump map....

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Who broke into the White House situation room and stole the map off the wall???

The Two Ronnies. - The Australians.....how I miss these guys on TV. [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

It's great that all these old videos still exist and somebody has the good sense to put them on you tube and other video services so everybody can relive the treasures that they are.

Huh huh, huh, huh ... Cut.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Is that woody woodpecker?

Hmm..too good to be true.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Makes black friday stress go away. at least for a while.

We've all been there.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

The shallow end of the gene pool really is..

I think I'll go with Velma.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Velma needs to lose about 20-25 pounds, after that-game on.

Ok, this looks like a fun sport! Where do I sign up?

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Do they happen to know that certain parts of the anatomy need to be kept warm in order to be functional?

Can't fool me.

EricJones comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I use peanut butter and it almost always works. Although I can't make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without an audience

Gotta love long hair ?

EricJones comments on Nov 16, 2018:

The longer, the better.

The relationship I'm looking for.

EricJones comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Count me in.

Size might just a matter after all.

EricJones comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Thats gonna leave some really serious stretch marks.

In cahoots...

EricJones comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Too true.

Hey I know food science.

EricJones comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Maybe she shaves herself-then she wouldn't need a hair net. But with that damn apron in the way ya can't tell.

I had no idea this was a job!?

EricJones comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Sounds like somebody that helps with colonoscopies.

Perils of lack of punctuation

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I went to the wrong school. Then again that could also be said of the person who missed that one day of punctuation class

A word of the day for you.

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Dracula must have been the poster boy for odaxelagnia.

Hatchlings?

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Any port in a storm. But that is just too cute

Super sprayer... [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Frickin amazing, if I hadn't seen it....

What if you add cheese?

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

That is too cool., I love it.

Truly caring.

EricJones comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I prefer to multi-task myself. One hand messaging the other hand massaging.

Rodeo Style? What a ride!

EricJones comments on Nov 12, 2018:

After 30 seconds call the medics, you're gonna need 'em.

Well what da ya know!

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I know the feeling.

Mutual admiration society

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Actually, rocket science isn't all that hard. Just a lot of physics (calculus) equations, engineering formulas, and brainstorming.

What is the natural enermy of man

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Man only has one natural enemy-Man.

These two are getting close lately, my manx Lynx and my Boston terrier mix Belle.

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Good for them. Everybody needs a buddy. And it beats the alternative-turning the house inside out chasing each other.

This cracked me up

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I have to chase mine down to get the stick, stuffed toy, or whatever, then try and get it away from them. Give it to me? Not a chance

This is Mitchie, my 13 yr old male Shih Tzu.

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2018:

A time out to recharge. Mine do it too. Handsome boy.

Here’s another picture of the mysterious object in St.

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I think it's a drain, but it's on its side. The block on the bottom has a channel that leads to the pipe in the upper block. Push it over and the metal pipe would lead to a storm sewer.

I couldn't agree more

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I work evenings. Early mornings aren't happening.

Please stooop!

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I think the second cuming of jesus has already taken place.

Is another Carrington-class solar event coming to shut our systems down? [gizmodo.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

If that size storm would hit us today, all hell would break loose

Super hero car?

EricJones comments on Nov 10, 2018:

When did Batman and Catwoman have a baby?

I’m not sure what “most guys” want but maybe I’m off base here.

EricJones comments on Nov 9, 2018:

All that in one package?? Not going to happen. If you're very lucky you might get a LITTLE of both, and I do mean LITTLE. Would be nice, but just not realistic.

AI systems shed light on root cause of religious conflict: Humanity is not naturally violent ...

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I've said many times-if we get rid of religion something strange happens-peace breaks out.

What is Farthest Away? - It's Okay To Be Smart [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Interesting video.

A millenial told me that millenials are supposedly known for eating ass and avocados.

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Times change.

Anyone have a thing for demons in sexual fantasy?

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Horny one, isn't she.

can't put this on earth and ask us not to sin...id fucking kill the devil to get to that lol

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

She really needs to add a few pounds.

Bork, Bork!

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Interesting and creative-and if you need a spare piece of hardware, just raid the dog. Flea care is easy, just don't bathe him or he'll rust.

About a month ago I posted pics of a little abandoned kitten that one of my coworkers had taken in ...

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

I have one just like her on my bed right now-about a week older and they look almost alike, just waaaay too cute.

He is just too clever! Aww!

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Money does grow on trees.

Rowan Atkinson interviews Elton John [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Without even watching it yet, you know it's gonna be a good one.

Gotta keep the sauce.

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

I prefer Tortellini myself.

I hate waiting!!! Anyone else watching our country go to shit?

EricJones comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Not watching-listening. I have NPR and the BBC on. Sounds like the house flipped but the senate didn't. So it looks Trump got the 8th grade dropout-gun toting-worse than redneck-beneath trailer park trash (his people) to get out to vote.

Point whore tonight! Caption this,winner gets a "Thank You!" in the language of their choice!

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

These long migrations just wear me out.

That moment in the 2000s when u realized that britney. spears was kinky

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Too damn old to care about those young "do anything for attention" kids.

Here is a kinky thought: VOTE NAKED! ;) Since there is a restriction against "politically-oriented" ...

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Not here. It was 50 deg with a misty/light rain.

Did you vote today?

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

I was 8th in line when they opened the doors.

Only a Farm Kid.

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Howard did an oooopsieeee.

My message to my conservative friend...he conceded the election lol

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Good on you. Keep up the good work. :)

I attended a presentation last night.

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

That priest should be forced to confront his own church because he's a fraud. Read the Pennsylvania grand jury report on the catholic church and read the chapter on Pittsburgh. Priests were making child porn videos in the church on the altars and sending it out to the rest of the world. And the catholic church forbids sex except for procreation. My ex gf became a rabid catholic and it's in canon law.

Well.

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

I was 8th in line before they opened the doors at 7 am. Usually I'm first and alone.

We Voted!!!

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Where you put your stickers is up to you-what counts is you voted.

Just don't okay?

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Why not? Will it attract every male moose within 5 miles?

About right....

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Ain't it the truth.

I often have the impression I'm having a hard time to fit in.

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Yep, that's about how I feel.

Mix up the order of that keep life from getting boring.?

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

The orgasm and sleep should be switched

Love this?

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Everybody needs a plan, although I'd like to know what goes on in Larry's house to get these kind of ideas.

Laser Cat... fully charged and ready to do battle with the forces of evil.

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Either that or somebody forgot to feed the kitty.

I like stripes

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

At that speed it would be over and done before I knew what hit me. I'd rather take my time and enjoy what's happening.

Come on now lets all do this . And a one and A2 and A3!

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Hell, Walmart has had christmas stuff out since the end of september and the egg nog(yum) since the beginning of october.

Reads from left to right.

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I thought he was just flipping houses now-and quite good at it too.

Holy water....

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2018:

The bottom part should be empty because everybody knows the church is full of it.

Quit playin'....

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2018:

some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.

Something to sample. This guy had the right idea for Halloween.

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Trick or treat-buy some paint.

Do your dogs love snow?

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

My late lab/shepherd did. She would run around the yard and stick her nose into the snow to sniff what was underneath. My older shih tzus not so much, but the younger ones run all over the yard and I have to drag them in, usually caked with snow. And the first thing they do is run through the house and jump on my bed to defrost.

What happens when you cut down to many trees.

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

There's never a fire hydrant around when you need one.

Nature can be naughty

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

That looks moresume than just treessome.

If we can't touch you we will stare you down

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Well-somebody is watching. And from the looks of these two, you tain't getten away with nothin.

My sweet girl, Indy.

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

She's a cutie.

Water skiing...

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2018:

What sled dogs do in the off season.

As I looked at this truck I noticed a pair of eyes watching every move I made.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Well traveled dogs.

Let's really make it true on Tuesday!!!

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

The merry punsters ride again.

Bet cha can't guess. Lol

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

How many guesses do I get?

Even more funnys

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Feelings and sinuses are two different things.

Daylight savings indeed! Where the sun don’t shine...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

An extra hour of sleep-yea.

Tuh-huh!!!

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Because they were all at mass.

Winter sports.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Are they using a ball or a puck?

Poor dog....

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

That's what he's doing to the rest of us, so fair is fair. And I didn't know dogs could become catholic priests.

What knitting?

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

My dogs don't do yarn, they do the toilet paper, so you're busted kitty.

The Antichrist

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

If they're stupid enough to believe in the great sky fairy, they'll believe anything

Moody.....

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I know that feeling.

Halloween Candy

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Pods are so last year.

Strange looking Crow

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

You can see the ears in the reflection on the floor

Anger management.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Who needs a soft cushion when you have family to help you.

How to bicycle...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Ooooh kaaayyy. It really needs 2 ski's out front for stability though.

As a way of introducing myself to the group, I thought I would share a photo of me soaking outdoors ...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

It's better than a Jacuzzi. You can deflate it, dry it, fold it up and store it (or take it with you when you travel). Try doing that with a Jacuzzi What will they think of next-or don't I want to know.

Cartoon lookalikes! [youtu.be]

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Is that art imitating life or life imitating art?

Map of Antarctica

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

This is sooo true. Some map maker is laughing his ass off right now.

Interesting article: Acting like an extravert has benefits, but not for introverts [aeon.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I gave up long ago. This is who (or what) I am-deal with it. I accept it, so you better too, if not tough.

This is my gang, denying me access to the bed.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Looks like my bed.

It snowed this morning, which reminded me I still had lettuce in the greenhouse (I’ve been busy ...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

A quick, fresh and tasty meal. And it didn't take a week to get there.

Is your “O face” sexy or scary?

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

It's been so damn long I don't know.

More funnys

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

A porno pictogram. Mental and physical stimulation at the same time.

This kitty licks back

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Most of mine do that too.

The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm".

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2018:

If you kind of ignore everyone else and keep to yourself, you should be ok. The crowd is so large it's almost impersonal.