Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Cute.

The only explanation ...

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Really

Notice the signs, before it is too late.😀

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

That would explain at least one thing...

Well then...

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Maybe you should look into moving a bit further away.

And fill them with money!

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

There are- I call them coworkers.

We’re star dust

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Now I'm afraid to sneeze-I might send aunt Bertha flying all over the house.

English is fun.😀

EricJones comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Messing with English language and grammar and sin tax fun is.

Life is filled with unanswered questions, but it is the courage to seek those answers that continues...

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

And thus knowledge is gained.

Breakfast time

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

If that's what pebbles looks like I'd be doing more than that...

What progress?

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

What's old is new again.

You gotta CYA

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Give them to the testers.

Smart man.....

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

And religion is what kept the rich in power for many centuries.

Finish Him!

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

That sibling rivalry started early.

Puntastico!!

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

That's a good one.

Somebody got it wrong.

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

They say the eyes are the gateway to the soul, not the asshole. Or did I miss something in anatomy class.

Have a great weekend all!

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

My plans were made for me-I have to work.

Made me chuckle! I guess he didn't like my comment about his stooopid Trump t-shirt.

EricJones comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I don't need jesus to heal my heart, Dr. says I have the heart of a 25-35 year old. On the other hand; I have some ahtletes foot, if he wants to heal something..

My mom can beat your mom up!

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

She didn't cheat-so who's the real saint here?

I'm going on vacation in 2 weeks. Whole closet must go. 😂

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

That's me. But if I'm going to visit my mom, it's the same shirt for 3 or 4 days-depends how dirty I get. (I do the "heavy lifting" that she can't do any more.).

Oh my my😅😂🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

It did need to be cleaned out any way, but just not like that.

And she gave a gift card for the Mini bar! She’s the best.

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Don't pack much, you really won't need it.

Wish I could read faster

EricJones comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Gotta get a book, gotta get a book, want book, need book

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with......Mark Twain.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

It's much more fun shared.

Sure. We can do that.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Well, that was what she said. I'll bet the back of her stone is very popular.

Good thing I have an umbrella.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

He's right and also quite fun.

Trump rally.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Yep, that about sums it up.

"It's Mine!"

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

A few weeks worth of munchies. Or it's a giant hay cupcake.

Just a few punny memes

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

There are some good ones in there.

How to win friends and influence enemies

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Too true. Nothing like having a nice peaceful moment rudely interrupted.

The more you know, the more you know you don’t know

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

I try to do that every day.

Another perspective

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

That is really cool.

What is it going to happen?

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

That's gonna hurt-alot.

pretty much spot on

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Must be an impostor; he would never insult anybody :O

Oh, big old Nope!!

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Better start looking at your old social calender, because those sown wild oats took root.

Math is hard.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

somebody's math teacher is spinning like a top.

Moooo F. O.

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Is that for mongo to tie up his bull?

Is 4 a lot?

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Very true.

Haunted...

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

I must have an entire army like that because I haven't looked at a friend request in years.

That's normal, right?

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

Pull on it-maybe it'll get bigger.

We lay cuddled in the bed. She moved her hand (you finish)

EricJones comments on Jun 21, 2019:

...To smack me upside the head and said "were you eating garlic bread again?".

Honestly now, what do you think?

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Might be...

Humility is the ability to give up your pride and still retain your dignity.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Nice.

If you don't know where she's been, be careful.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I would get checked out to make sure. There's a reason it's there.

Punctuation, it makes all the difference.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Proper punctuation makes all the difference.

My pure bread cat

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

That's cute.

Sure I'm old, but get off of my lawn

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Get off my lawn because with all the dogs (and a few cats) that go outside, you're gonna step in something

It's mainly to just avoid nightmares

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I've never had that problem.

Needs multiple flavors of dip too

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

It's a national day in his honor; so if he wants to pig out on chips-I say go for it.

I took her into my arms, and (you finish it)

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

...she flipped onto her back; and with her head tucked into the crook of my elbow, I cradled her with one arm and gave her belly tickles. Tinker, one of my shih tzu's loves to do that.

I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers which can't be questioned.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Great quote. Feynman was fun.

Probably a repeat, sorry. Probably a repeat, sorry.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

So practice with her more.

So what's up with this?

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Where's the whipped cream and cherry for on top?

Sickos....

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

That's one bucket list I don't wanna see.

Just a slight misunderstanding...

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

After class snacks.

Vampire aliens! Run for ur lives!!!!

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

This is true. And I love his jiffy pop hat.

Stronk like bull

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

How the hell do you get that thing out??

I have, finally, found my grace!

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Very true.

Definitely no monsters under MY bed.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Franks and beans for supper again?

Really wish I’d hung onto mine, I could have used it today!

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

My mom had one-she used to pull the bonnet off and dry my hair with the hose.

Where did it go?

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I thought it was because we're boring.

40% chance of cloud puke tonight.

EricJones comments on Jun 20, 2019:

100% chance-I have towels and bed sheets hanging on the clothes line.

Big balls little balls

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Never thought about that but it does make sense.

So funny 😂🤣

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Is he the guy who counted trumps Inauguration crowd?

My new favorite meme.

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

We have a rubber duckie- Where's big bird?

Do your research

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Her head should be down between her thighs watching whats coming out. Thats anti vax research.

Maths were not her best subject

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

And she just proved she's a blonde.

You might be old if...

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I'm starting to see these approaching in the distance- ooooh joy.

I have done this

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Walking up hill is easy, doing it running up hill is another story.

Trump refuses to apologize to Central Park Five after their criminal convictions were vacated

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Because he thinks he's always right-even when proven by overwhelming evidence that he's wrong-he's just that full of himself. Besides they are black, and he's not exactly fond of anybody that's not a white christian.

I pretty sure I posted this before, but her expression is to die for

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Really, I'm with her.

I never liked Mr. Ball

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Did Lenny design airplane and movie theater seats?

let's try this one on for size

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Proof that flip flops float.

All for prayer in school, as long as EVERYONE is included

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

According to the courts all religions are to be treated equally, so....

Some guys are just way too romantic

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That's a good one.

Saw this on the train today and it really hit me.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The reflection over his neck looks like she's laughing like crazy. He looks like he's actually sleeping and somebody is having some fun at his expense. I'm laughing.

Gotta give him some credit.. he got part of it right.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Maybe it's flavored?

Heed the warning...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Wait for a breeze and stay up wind.

I wholeheartedly endorse this: "I was born with a reading list I will never finish.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

It's our job to keep the authors working.

Izzy life

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Who cares about modesty-I'm comfy.

Vanilla bull shit things lol

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That's one reason why I don't drink coffee,

I am a bit evil at times

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Get a whole bunch of friends together and do that on black friday. And get somebody to video the whole thing.

I'm going to use this in my upcoming interview...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

At least he's honest.

Kids, love them or....

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The kid with the tank could get a job with some foreign countries in riot control.

Dancing with the Tsars

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That is good.

Karma's a bitch....

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Just ask my ex girlfriend-everything she could do wrong, she did. Now she has a very aggressive breast cancer and her 5 year outlook is not good. Karma strikes again.

Don't forget the awards ceremony

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The garden gnome should know better than to flip off King Midas.

Read the headline...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Some sections like leisure and travel are printed ahead of time, so it is possible. Or she just prove the poem "There was a lady named bright, who's speed was far faster than light, she left one day in a relative way, and returned the previous night".

Hey, take a picture of this sna... Ow!

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

This boy gives rednecks a bad name.

That'll do the trick.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Selling antacids to go with the spicy footlongs?

Just saying...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Blame statan or say "it's the will of god"; either way it's passing the buck because you can't be responsible for your own actions.

You go girl...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

What horse is that for?

So lovely...

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

It hits the ground- it's mine.

A couple days late

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

God screws his broad, knocks her up and then disappears like a fart in the wind and Joey gets stuck raising the kid. At least god could have helped with diaper duty and maybe a little child support.

Inappropriately indeed

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Teach me the ways...Please...I'll beg...

Problem solved!

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

But what if it's a pancake cooking on the griddle???

A history note:

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Today we call them buskers. But I love the word play.

Really? Really??!!

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I can tell you that exchange was the pharmacy and doctor. That's why I like a computer printed Rx.

It's all about the horns.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I haven't done any trig in 40 years, but these are great.

I wondered how that worked.

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I would try paper bags-at least they're flexible.

This definitely works for me (sometimes)

EricJones comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I don't mind...