Ooooohhhh... it even says “Illustrated!” Who wants to learn with me?

EricJones comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Are there any pages between the covers?? I bet the illustrations are stick figures. I always thought that christianity and sexual fulfillment were mutually exclusive.

Well, she seems pretty happy about it lol

EricJones comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Looks like a donut and a large onion ring. Also looks like a case of over use and under use.

the ball drop

EricJones comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Most dogs celebrate new years all year long, although most prefer the ball go up, then down.

When food tastes “off”, it’s typically an indication that it has gone bad.

EricJones comments on Jan 4, 2019:

You may have gotten a bunch that are just sweeter than the rest. Or it could also be a genetic variant that snuck in.

@Phoenixone1 New Years day...??❤

EricJones comments on Jan 4, 2019:

This is when you whisper "Yes, yes , oh yes"

What dog sleeps like this?

EricJones comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Most of mine do. Some crawl under the covers with me at night.

you talking to me ?

EricJones comments on Jan 3, 2019:

"I need a light for my chewie".

While playing around with GIMP today, I came up with this.

EricJones comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Way cool

Dis duh troof....

EricJones comments on Jan 3, 2019:

That is way funny

An introvert in camouflage! LOL!!

EricJones comments on Jan 3, 2019:

The military camouflage people could learn something from this guy.

It's all about the attitude.

EricJones comments on Jan 3, 2019:

If that's what she wants...

Something for the deviants & grammar Nazis alike...

EricJones comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Always think things through...

Wish me luck guys headed out to club to meet new people I have yet to meet!

EricJones comments on Jan 3, 2019:

You'll be ok.

Anyone have any suggestions on fertilizer for marijuana?

EricJones comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I would suggest growing it in a number of containers and use a different fertilizer in each container and see which does the best. You'll have to use a neutral soil and treat each container the same or it will throw things off.

My hell beast...

EricJones comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Yea, but the blurry tail tells me it's wagging.

Plays first.........

EricJones comments on Jan 2, 2019:

As long as he doesn't push so hard that the mouse flies off into he sunset...

Spent NYsE with Pinky the Piggy. Fun, and I learned a lot. Lol.

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

The first pic looks like a bunch of party animals. :)

For all of you with working dogs

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Looks like he's getting worked over by the staff.

Ha!

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Yin and Yang.

I used to have a garden; but I retired and moved to a condo on the beach; and had to give it ...

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Good for you. Good they provide the tools too.

Due to circumstances I wasn't able to be with my lady last night in person.

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Good for you both. Good luck in 2019.

Happy New Year everyone.

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

That must have been one hellava New Years party. :) :)

Happy New Year!

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Is that the baby power salute?

Good morning Gardners! Troubling, but true:

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

I thought it was when us cousins first stood uppity.

GoodGuySatan

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

* This needs to be printed in every church bulletin in the land.

2019..........

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Lovely

Happy New year everybody, get this i’m playing tonight in Trumps place in Co Clare, it’s a crazy...

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Win a lot. Don't add to his bank account.

Rosie happy with her new harness

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

She looks like she'd be happy no matter what.

I settled in where I did for a lot of reasons.

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Back in the prehistoric times(late 60's), when I was little, my stepfather would give me a 2 gallon gas can and a dollar bill, and I would walk to the gas station (0.3 miles away) and come home with 2 gallons of fuel and 30 cents change.

Jesus Christ, would you look at the time?

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Good one.

Great marketing.

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

They could be selling pork butt or ox tail, so I would ask first just to make sure.

He was bribed for this...

EricJones comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Treats will get you a long way. Happy New Year.

Where to mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock.

EricJones comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Nice play on words.

Isaac Asimov's Predictions for 2019 - Isaac Arthur [youtube.com]

EricJones comments on Dec 31, 2018:

If he were alive today...

Me, me, me!

EricJones comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I don't own any jammies, so after I get out of work is it ok if I wear sweats instead of jammies?

I need help! Here are some pictures of my dog Jasmine's rear end .

EricJones comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Just a few ideas off the top of my head- I've have dogs with flea allergy dermatitis and when they get bit they head in that direction. Is he alone any length of time and maybe chewing because he is stressed?

I seriously need this sign right below my speakeasy.

EricJones comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That's a good one.

My Ricky, who jumped into my fence to claim his forever home.

EricJones comments on Dec 30, 2018:

They know how to find a good home.

The administrations education

EricJones comments on Dec 30, 2018:

But who schooled her???

It's the little things that tells us who you are.....

EricJones comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Amazing how language evolves in different places with the influx of different people or different social standing.

Geordie asked me not to post this pic as he's ashamed he overdid it during the festivities.

EricJones comments on Dec 30, 2018:

If you're gonna party-PARTY.

My week. ?

EricJones comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Looks like it was a fun week.

Sailor... Her Sea-Spot Gonna Be Hard To Find!

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

She's not totally human, maybe it's someplace else.

Sigh, if only.

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

He has to define naughty. There's evil naughty (washington dc) and oooh yessss naughty. Ya don't want the wrong one.

It has a interesting ending, so keep watching. [facebook.com]

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Interesting. Puts everything in perspective.

Happy New Year!

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

My kind of new years wish.

There is a thing called Toronto Naked Bike ride held every year in my beautiful city.

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Those vinyl seats must be a nasty thing on bare skin.

There are some real beasts out there... lol

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Tell her yous is like a mushroom- the more time it spends in a dark moist place, the bigger it will grow.

Homemade Blueberry scone from England for breakfast?

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

That thing is almost as big as he is. That's breakfast for a week.

Ok it wasnt really gross. He he it kinda turned me on!

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Ooooh, sounds kinky.

Lol so true

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I can't remember the last time I had sex.

My baby in her holiday dress.

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

She's cute. You'll be out soon.

Agreed......

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Yup. It's too easy to point out all the things churches do to protect themselves from things that ( if god were protecting them) they shouldn't have to worry about.

Picture in a wallet

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Sounds like my ex, except I didn't have her pic in my wallet.

How about that.

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I was just talking at work a few days ago that the first calculators cost a hundred dollars or more and did next to nothing. Today a good iphone has more computing power than a space shuttle.

None of these items are from my 2018 ER visits: [adequateman.deadspin.com]

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I work in a hospital and the stories we hear are are like "really??" Just goes to show that the shallow end of the gene pool really is.

Im 57 and I almost have sex everyday.

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Oh boy, can I ever feel your pain.

I want this mat!

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I want that when the religion peddlers come around.

My New Year's Eve plans.

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I'm working. With luck I'll be home before midnight. There used to be a first night celebration about 20 miles from me that I used to attend, but it was hard to get volunteers to staff and it ended up dying. Shame because it was really a fun night.

Indeed!

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Talk about a wet one..

Beta has laid claim to Louie’s bed. Poor Louie!

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

The smallest dog always has to have the biggest bed.

Miss Binx. Plotting the destruction of the christmas tree.

EricJones comments on Dec 29, 2018:

But I just wanna see whats up here....besides, I'm cute.

Ladies!? What have you hiding in that rolodex? Numbers to CIA satellite surveillance footage?

EricJones comments on Dec 28, 2018:

And every other girl you spoke with, smiled at, or otherwise had any kind of contact with.

Look at this cutie pie!!! Dallas is one of 3 dogs at a poultry farm I service.

EricJones comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I think she wants you to take her home too.

Sorry for all the memes but I keep running across them and have to share

EricJones comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Do that and your nose will be a ketchup pack.

Nuff said...

EricJones comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Good one.

Stress level....

EricJones comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Always seems to work.

Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud.

EricJones comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Mine comes over the rocks-I have lots in my yard.

Indoor plumbing.....

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I didn't put up my tree because they kept knocking it over last year, but I don't know if they used it.

Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Nice one.

Keep the blankets and bring on the dogs!

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I wake up to that everyday, but every thing's smaller-twin bed and shih tzus and a few cats.

I had to go to the ''gofundme'' website to make sure it was true,, and it was.

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

If they're stupid enough to piss all their money away on this stupid idea, thats fine by me. And if any of those dummies are interested, I have some ocean front property in South Dakota for sale.

Probably a whole lot of bunkum, but any other cat owners here?! ? [metro.co.uk]

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Not here, and I have a bunch of cats.

Yes my cat has done that.

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I'm about ready to erect a fence around my keyboard. My cats have typed more messages than I have.

My roommate’s babysitter sent me this.

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

That is sooo cute.

Lol lol lol lol

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

You tell him lady.

Hope you all had a great holiday!

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I worked, and I earned every dime.

OH! Ok, I think about it.

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

And that's the easy part...

Just saying hi.

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Welcome from eastern Penna.

The Only One...

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

He's had many others, she just has the right lawyer.

Hope everyone can take from the holiday what is good.

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

That looks like my floors pretty much all the time.

Me, most of the time...

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I just try to avoid it altogether.

🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎁🎁🎁🎁🌲🌲🌲🌲🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻

EricJones comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Each countries name of who brings the gifts on christmas.

Karma, real or imagined?

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Real. My ex girlfriend lied to me ,stole from me (money out of the bank), cheated on me (7 of the 10 years together) and used me (amongst other people). Now her stage 1a cancer has progressed to stage 4 in less than 2 years. She went from 95% curable to 5%. I call that karma.

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2018:

If he does this at most of his stops, he'll never get done.

We will be disdurbed together!

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Sometimes there's a very fine line....

Ooops!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️????❤️❤️❤️❤️????❤️❤️❤️❤️

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Gotta make Santa's hot chocolate. If you don't stir it, it gets all lumpy and Santa won't leave you any presents

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all you perverted people!!!

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Love the look on santas face. And happy holidays to all.

That was easier to capture than I thought

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Fantastic shot, I love it.

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles.

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Is that what they say for grace before an Italian family meal?

Match.....

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I have too many different color cats and dogs. My carpet would look like a paint store just threw up.

Luminarias and the moon, Scottsdale, Arizona.

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Really nice.

Walking with Whippets at the old Abbey in Abingdon today As always, it’s my mum in the photos ...

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

You guys are really getting around.

This. So much this!

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I'd get steel toed shoes and kick them in the shin and say "It's only your leg".

Oh, my! There may be a couple or several "someone's" getting a surprise!

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

That's gonna kill the evenings festivities. Ain't nobody gonna be felling any pain (or anything else) with this little surprise.

Ben Dover?

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

That must have been really good to expose those parts to that kind of cold.

The arguments are real

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

The hoagie needs to extend farther north because I'm north of philly and west of New York and we call them hoagies around here. And we go to subway- to get a hoagie.

Lucky world ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Little buggers get around good. And with a few extremely cold exceptions, it's the same range of the common man.

Moms not happy lol

EricJones comments on Dec 23, 2018:

If that thing freezes into place it's going to look a little strange when mom really needs to use it.

My raised raised bed project: finished the masonry part. Yay!!

EricJones comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Very nice.