Here we go, found some memes! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Ohhhh-a new career for bobert the bimbo.

Someone can’t come up with 456 million…

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Just wait till they start taking his property and he gets to see the real market value. He is gonna be piiiiissed and the rest of the world will see what a fraud he really is.

Now these!!! Lol!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I know-he can go to some german bank and get a loan or pass the hat to all the maga nuts and bleed them dry.

Oh Daddy!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

Now, just how would she know that little tidbit?

“Consideration for others is the basis of a good life, a good society”…………Confucius.

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

The Japanese took that to heart.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls".

EricJones comments on Mar 18, 2024:

I think the proper term would be "busted".

For St. Paddy’s Day……

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2024:

they were practicing for the barley mow https://youtu.be/MdK1VVc0hHU?si=LqSQPhRWOkMne0nA

I'm hangry, I need to eat!!!! Not sure about that sandwich but I'm starving!!!!!

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2024:

I wonder if that sandwich is called the Mick Jagger. If maria starts walking funny, you'll know that she's been promoted to dildo tester.

I don't like a flat soda for sure

EricJones comments on Mar 17, 2024:

I always like to drink straight from the bottle.

An Easter buffet

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

They already did prey now it's time to munch out.

Peter, don't give in so easily

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Peter don't learn from his poor choice of words do he.

Accept Jesus, or ...

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

I don't want to spend eternity with a bunch of people that look like they've needed an enema for at least a month.

As y'll know Chris Christie dropped out

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

So that's why trump never took part in any of the debates.

I can do that. ;)

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Yep, except for #8-no wrinkles and still the same weight/size I was in high school.

Often the reality of love. From the start to, often the ends.

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

I think the tunnel of love handles is gonna need aa bigger boat.

It had been Stan's dream

EricJones comments on Mar 14, 2024:

Maybe stan should try sleeping on the other side of the bed.

I say “fuck” a lot….

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Now that's the way to put the priest in his place during confession.

Be happy with your life. It could be worse.

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

If I came home and was greeted by that at the door-I wouldn't come home. I really think he could do better.

Rollin' with Boelyn.

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Self propelled cupcakes, cute.

Would you work for them? ;)

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Looks like my house.

So well done. :)

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Looks like a float from the new years rose parade.

...I have a lifetime membership.

EricJones comments on Mar 13, 2024:

Where do I sign up?

What a good idea.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Every rest area along every superhighway, and every doggie park.

Give that girl some black nail polish and a spiked collar.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

That cancel one sounds like me once in a while, wear myself out rushing around trying to get ready.

Give that girl some black nail polish and a spiked collar.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

How long did it take for bob to decide to come back.....

I didn't get addicted.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Diet coke-less calories to the snort.

Not the ex first lady. Don't confuse.

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

We can only hope that it comes to that.

I am manipulated I think

EricJones comments on Mar 11, 2024:

Ok, but she's also wearing a cross.

Ok music fans, a question.

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

abbakiss (abacus). I also used a slide rule. Yea, I'm showing my age

Which is your favorite food truck?

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

The sign on the lower right says follow us-I bet they have a parade a mile long behind that truck.

I am ultra progressive

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

Booze in a juice box-sounds like a good idea.

I have a dream....

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

As long as they're happy, I don't care.

Morning Motherfuckers or Shit heads, whichever you prefer! 😂😂😂😂 Hope you all have a ...

EricJones comments on Mar 10, 2024:

If I'm driving a pinto and I see that vw behind me, I'm getting the hell off the road-quickly.

Ahhh, Sunday!!! Going to relax all day!!! Cheers!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍾🍾🍾🍻🍻🍻

EricJones comments on Mar 3, 2024:

I don't eat the pizza crust because my dogs and birds love it and the only way to keep the peace is to share.

Is Mother Nature suffering...dementia?

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2024:

I hate it when mother nature falls off the wagon.

Who would have guessed?

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2024:

The m in maga stands for moron.

I am gonna vote for him

EricJones comments on Mar 2, 2024:

If they deport the immigrants they should make the republicans do all the minimum wage, bottom of the barrel jobs the immigrants now do.

I love Karma

EricJones comments on Feb 1, 2024:

The people you step on on the way up are the same people who are going to throw you under the bus.

A totally new version

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2024:

As long as he's not telling her how much he loves her when it happens.....

She don't give hoots

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2024:

Does she live in the cathouse?

A friend in need, no matter where

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2024:

That's going to be hard to explain after they both crater.

Stupidity Competition's all time big winners declared. Please give a big hand.

EricJones comments on Jan 31, 2024:

Ripped out of your skull artistic license?

Another major fail on the part of the "stable genius".

EricJones comments on Jan 30, 2024:

Ain't it the truth.

I am disgusted with people calling Trump a white supremacist, He is clearly orange.

EricJones comments on Jan 30, 2024:

He'll match his jumpsuit just nicely.

I saw some Christmas memes! Is it almost that time again?!?!?!

EricJones comments on Nov 29, 2023:

My cats throw up pretty much anywhere, they're not very picky.

Indians have been waiting for Kalki for 3,700 years.

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2023:

It's easier to be lazy and pass the buck and let somebody else do the heavy lifting. Children have imaginary friends to talk to and do things with and so do adults-the adults just call them all powerful gods.

Making up for the couple of days I was busy!

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2023:

I did find my Tiny cat in the neighbors garbage. I think I've had her about 10 years so far.

So when Trump has a hot date with a porn star does he take her for dinner at McDonalds and say.

EricJones comments on Nov 27, 2023:

I thought he was a burger king glutton. A drive thru heart attack is a drive thru heart attack I guess, as long as he's dead before he hits the floor.

It's amazing how many times the Catholic church has gotten away with promising the abuse is over and...

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

And the little boys weren't castrated with a knife-the testicles were usually crushed between two rocks. Surgery as we know it didn't exist yet.

It's amazing how many times the Catholic church has gotten away with promising the abuse is over and...

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Her charity received millions of dollars in donations every year, and when the books were opened up to accountants, most of the money couldn't be accounted for-it just disappeared.

Traveling salesman walks up the driveway and knocks on the door.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Ask a silly question.....

I love going outdoors. It's so much easier than going out windows.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Especially if your apartment is above the third floor.

My neighbor saw me with my car hood up last month when I was putting windshield wiper fluid in my ...

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Some people should really leave certain things to the professionals.

Can't even find 'em in the Farmer's Almanac..I looked.

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

Plant bird seed-maybe you'll grow some chickens.

Musical trousers

EricJones comments on Nov 26, 2023:

If somebody starts playing that thing, he's gonna be singing a very high soprano.

I hope no one has worms. 😁

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Not going to argue because that kids logic is right.

Been busy with family!!!

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Snickers bars have a huge amount of sugar, I think everyone would be bouncing off the walls.

Coming soon... "Walmart Greeter"

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Looks like he was ready for the black friday crowds. Give him a helmet and he'd look like a storm trooper.

Ladies, why?

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Well, rocket science IS easier .....

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

I'm getting a snow plow and have her follow me home.

It can be tough facing crowds

EricJones comments on Nov 25, 2023:

Somehow, I just don't see the resemblance.

Age is not the issue

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

Physical age, real age and mental age are all different things.

My hands up to that. 😆

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

That's why I still get a newspaper.

Gibson, Mamoa and their son.

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

The smith brothers (are those cough drops still around?) have nothing on these guys.

You have no idea

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

It's called advertising, and that's what it's designed to do. From religion to walmart, all they do is convince you to give your money to them.

Follow me for more recipe ideas.....

EricJones comments on Nov 19, 2023:

That's my house., looks like one of my cats too.

Happy turkey day from the cats...

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2023:

My cats would just jump up on the counter.

2024 model

EricJones comments on Nov 18, 2023:

The ultimate in takeout food.

A few fun quotes.

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

Did anybody tell that idiot johnson that the more you try to keep someone from doing something the more they're gonna do it-especially teen age boys.

Now in stores, just in time for the winter

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

I prefer a fur lined jock strap to keep everything warm.

Can you blame him?

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

He's gonna need an extension cord and charging cable because he's gonna be in there a long time.

He can make new catchy pick up lines

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

More original than just writing "wash me".

Did he ever explain before moving to Africa?

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

Isn't playing with peoples names fun.

milking the teacher ?

EricJones comments on Nov 11, 2023:

The original breast pump.

Pants belong above knees, above the butt for sure.

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2023:

"My belt is where my tie belongs, because, Sam, you made the pants too long" I never thought I'd see that song come true.

Perfect!

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2023:

That's me too.

What you guano do?

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2023:

Mikey better ask around-quickly- and see if he can hitch a ride with somebody before it's too late.

High rate of mental health problems and political extremism found in those who bought firearms ...

EricJones comments on Sep 18, 2023:

You can't buy a gun if you are using drugs, but it's ok to have as many as you want if you have mental illness- like paranoia.

Life is all about patience.

EricJones comments on Sep 9, 2023:

If Godot hasn't shown up by now, I don't think he gonna.

Happy Friday!!!!

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2023:

That reminds me-I haven't bought any ice cream for my dogs lately.

The Dad has a good advice

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2023:

But what will she do when she catches them? Arrest them and then ask them for a date?

The honeymoon is over!

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2023:

Those 2 kids are going to go so far back they won't stop until last week.

Rechargeable, too.

EricJones comments on Sep 4, 2023:

These are great.The stork one is a great update on an ancient old wives tale.

Beware of signs...

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

What government agency put up that notice?

And coz you cannot eat love

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

As long as his insurance covers the Viagra, if not daddy gonna run out of money and then barbie gonna run away from daddy.

One full state of India on the border is now shown on the Chinese map.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

not much different than trump drawing the projected path of that hurricane from florida and georgia and having it suddenly turn west into alabama. or canceling a state visit to Denmark because they wouldn't let him buy greenland.

And a little vodka in the oj, please.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

What's wrong with beer at 9AM? Maybe it's just happy hour for the graveyard shift. These are good ones.

Ever been in the hood?

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

Were Hitchcock and Perkins taking a walk in the woods?

You can eat them

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

I wish it were too, but I really think it's time to the eye doctor .

Am I missing something here?

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2023:

Maybe it was written by desantis or abbott or any other of those assholes of that ilk

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

That's about the way it seems to work.

What if our religion was each other?

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

Maybe someday, when we get rid of all the false gods and accept this planet and all that's on it for what it really is.

Thursday Morning Meme Drop!

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

I had so much fun living the dream at work that I retired on new years eve (actually 2:30 am new years day). And I proudly walked out the door with my finger held high.

I've recently learnt that 'blood is thicker than water' (family bonds are stronger than other ...

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

Throw this one into the mix-" The proof of the pudding is in the tasting" (or some people use eating instead of tasting.)

Presidential portrait unveiled....

EricJones comments on Aug 31, 2023:

I thought it would have a red, green and yellow beanie with a propeller on top and a big, round red nose.

Create your own happiness

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Bench seats taken to the extreme.

I hope he rolls over quick

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

His coffin is going to be verrrry thin.

Are you an adventurous eater?

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

It gets lost in translation.

Bible thumpers in the South, take note.

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Break out the vaseline-you're gonna need it.

Awooooooooooo!

EricJones comments on May 31, 2023:

Nothing stands in the way of waklies.