Would if he could

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

He wants to erase Pres Obamas name from the history books, so I wouldn't doubt it.

Dear Lord...

EricJones comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I think he's a little confused.

Those with tiny pups will understand this story.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Oh yes.

What do you guys like to do for fun? i just watch youtube all day lol and sleep.

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Single homeowner with a small army of dogs, cats and birds. When I'm not working, I'm cleaning or doing yard work-what is spare time?

Kermit can sympathize

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Except at the box office....

You would think so

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Or the trans-they know a few things about over the top make up.

For once the truth

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Should we start calling him sgt. Schultz?

Naughty piggie

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

That's a good one

Definitely believe that

EricJones comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Except for Mitt Romney-he sits there with his finger held high.

That will confuse him

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Hell; Trump has trouble finding the US on a map.

Very good idea

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

You're gonna need a bigger garbage can.

How many would do this

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

He should have spread it around and told the cops he as with the landscaping company.

Just reporting

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

Hell-that's every day

Oh oh wrong phrase

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

It pays to think before you speak.

So like him

EricJones comments on Feb 5, 2020:

That's why he bought the Miss Universe pageant-to him it's a meat market.

Found some cartoons.

EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2020:

Between christmas and new years eating-half this country would sleep a few months. I wouldn't mind sleeping through winter myself.

Good speller

EricJones comments on Feb 4, 2020:

When they would say the pledge to open the impeachment hearings each day-that was the word that went through my head.

Dogs are awesome

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I have dogs, cats, and birds and they all think I'm awesome. Then again they also know who feeds them.

It makes things hard right 🤔.

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Maybe mom's the problem?

Explains A LOT of SHT...

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

People take photo's of their food before they eat it, so I guess this is kind of the next logical step.

Yup just imagine

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Hell, he gave it to them on a silver...no....gold, trump likes gold...platter.

Faith in humanity?

EricJones comments on Jan 26, 2020:

That is a reeeeally small volcano.

I just love all these "armchair generals"!

EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Way too true...

Hell, he'd get my vote!

EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:

And he can count without using his fingers.

That's for sure!

EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Just don't scratch his head-it could get ugly....

And she should know, right?

EricJones comments on Jan 25, 2020:

That's not what he says-and all the sluts told him so....

Trump Tells Americans Use Mops and Buckets to Combat Rising Seas Donald Trump launched into a ...

EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Don't build a wall around New York, just around his buildings. Also useful in keeping out the illegal immigrant mexican housekeepers that he doesen't know work for him.

Hard to travel in "Moses" times, specially in the desert!

EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Hard to believe they traveled the desert for 40 years and didn't leave so much as a footprint.

Cute sign

EricJones comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Cute. There was a toyota pick up in my area years ago that the owner painted over the "to" and "ta" so the tail gate said "yo".

Oops what happened

EricJones comments on Jan 13, 2020:

It pays to get some back-round information.

How country are you?

EricJones comments on Jan 13, 2020:

That's got redneck written all over it.

"What is it the Bible teaches us?

EricJones comments on Jan 12, 2020:

He was a man before his time. He lived with his eyes open and openly questioned everything without fear.

Me want cookies!

EricJones comments on Dec 25, 2019:

The store as all out of cookies because everyone was buying them for santa.

Chillin before the big day

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

No drinking and driving-I don't want the wrong present.

Would this make Lisa Moan a little? 😂

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

She looks good for her age.

Oops expected that

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Yea, me too.

You too lol

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

That's why I don't bother any more-except for my pets.

Merry Crispsmas

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Sour cream and chive?

What a wind bag..

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

How can he not understand wind? He's full of it. His mouth could run a small wind farm.

Good question

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Either he's very honest or has one hell of a twisted sense of humor.

More memes off of Facebook

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

I'm not praying for trump-I'm praying for Melania because she's married to that piece of poop.

This was 5 years ago but that cutie is my daughter.

EricJones comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Don't blink or turn around because she'll be grown up and gone that quick.

Learned his lesson

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

That's why I don't bother with holiday lights anymore-I lost 4 strings of lights two years ago within 10 hours. I plugged the lights in ( they were on a 3 foot tree) went to work and came home-tree over and lights stripped off and all over the house.

Not all cats are so easily fooled....

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

I've had one of my cats chasing the sun reflecting off my watch face already.

Maybe god did Mary after all.

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

As god said to Mary-it can't happen the first time.

Confuscius say....

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

That goes for anybody...

Every house has one

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

If he said that to me-I'd kill him. Take the cold, windy, snowy weather and shove it.

Yup that cat

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

The patch is over the wrong eye in the bottom pic. That or he's channeling Igor from Young Frankenstein (with the hump moving from side to side).

Griswold tree

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

He'd be able to see better if he drove that thing backwards.

When Japan has a sale.

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

With the right person it's really good, so they're not really wrong.

Billboard in california

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

I would say "no shit" but that juuust wouldn't fit here.

Tell the evangelicals that

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

Is this referring to somebody in Washington?

That is lazy

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

It does save on the electric bill though.

Yup could be a problem

EricJones comments on Dec 3, 2019:

It's the thought that counts.

Makes sense

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2019:

And that slight acrid odor of burnt rubber.

"eaven has the better climate, but hell has the better company." Ben Wade

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Sinners are much more fun.

Catholic Church investigating nuns who returned pregnant after Africa trip

EricJones comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Priests love nailing nuns because they don't have VD and will get church paid for abortions. Happens all the time in 3rd world countries.

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ...

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Mary Magdalene was said to be a hooker, so who knows- maybe the madam was a christian with a business that's always in demand. Ya never know.

The cat vs trump

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

As I recall, trump swore (in front of a handfull of people) that he would to the best of his ability (that's his escape clause because he's mentally disabled) preserve (not pervert) protect and defend the constitution (not his bank account) of the United States, so help me god. Which proves there is no god because any god worth his salt would have wiped this motherf--- off the face of the earth a long time ago. So the score is cat-1, trump-0

I'd pay money to know what the story is!

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

That story must be a real winner.

This is Beo ( let's see if anyone gets his name.

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Digging way back to ancient mythology.

Have a laugh..

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Is he just beating around the bush?

Can you get it

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Where's the "Acme" catalog?

Him: - “what’s a cute girl like you doing sitting all alone?

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

If she wants to be that alone-she must know it's gonna be a whopper.

This might work at walmart

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

I want to go around putting "dry paint" signs on anything painted, so I know the feeling.

Just some pointers

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Looks like short future

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

And you're gonna have a great tan...

Makes sense to me. :P

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

1/7th of the worlds population lives in China, so the odds are- he does.

His fleece was white as snow....

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Must have been fun getting that to come out.

Jokin' Jesus....

EricJones comments on Nov 5, 2019:

Jesus did stand up? Who would've thought.

"Letter Rip" 😅🤣😂

EricJones comments on Nov 4, 2019:

Oh, thats a good one.

Just helping out.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

And she probably makes more at the second job.

Where is this button?

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

That button's not worn out yet??

See what you get?

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I guess that's one point for getting old.

Not so sure who's a good dog.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

No treats tonight.

Political post...

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Especially in these times.

Here comes the bride...?

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Did the fridge officiate the ceremony?

Good to know.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Not what he had in mind-but he didn't specify either.

He's been busy

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Because he's too busy thinking and praying "not yet- hold on a little longer. Oh god-where's Moses-I need him to hold back the waters."

And it's not even a particularly good story.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

And we're still paying the price to this day.

Couples who read in bed... get Creative.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

They're actually reading books and not tablets??? This must be an old cartoon.

One more cat meme for today

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I have the real thing-both dogs and cats. If it's not somebody hacking and gagging, it's somebody jumping on my chest.

Good advice

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Life is full of little surprises. "Watch out where those huskies go-Don't you eat no yellow snow"..

Very true!

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Oh yes.

The cat smudge again

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Empty stomach overrules.

Here is another one @bobwjr 🤣

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Depends where you're eating- it could be both.

Holy shit wow

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I work in a hospital and you would not believe what some of the public rest rooms look like and they get cleaned 2-3 times a day. People are afraid they're going to pick up some deadly disease by touching the toilet seat so they "hover".

Look familiar lol

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

The two on the left are sitting on the bed looking at me. I wondered where they got to this morning. Now they think they're famous.

Can literally get anything at amazon

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Not really-I keep trying to order a bimbo but they never have any.

I think it would work

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Don't worry about opening the door-I'll just go through the wall.

Oops granny is going for a tumble

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

At least it will be easy to lift a cheek when she has to fart.

For bruce willis fans

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

The look on his face is quite real. He was supposed to drop on the count of 3, but the director never told him he was going on the count of 2.

Your parents too

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

My first school was 2 1/2 blocks from home so I walked up to 4th grade.

@bobwjr just for you 🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

That should be an old man saying piss and fart.

Such a romantic at heart

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

She gets the check and he gets her.

My daily to-do list.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

If the babies are small enough, keep a small jar of them on the corner of your desk for snacking

Ooooo... Maybe not.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I'd build a wall around her as long as I'm on the inside.

Not now, Jack.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

Some people want happy hour to start at 5 am.

Not the name I would choose.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I see a kid that's gonna need a lot of therapy sessions.

If during an argument you don't abort after the first sign the second sign appears.

EricJones comments on Nov 3, 2019:

And people wonder why I'm still single?