Redneck Roadster 😂😂😂🙄🙄

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

A redneck minivan built for redneck soccer moms.

WOW!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

I guess gameboys ain't got game.

GROSS 🤢🤮!!! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Just what sounds do they want?

He really can't!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Everybody knows that he's full of shit, don't give a shit, don't know shit, and when he's in court takes a shit because he's in deep shit. But fix it-not a chance. That's why he has Mike Cohen-to get shit fixed.

Sooooo TRUE!!!! 😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Foghorn-you shouldn't talk about that mans mouth like that. After all, everybody knows he's an asshole with no taste.

Trump: The Stench

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

All the lies he told about others in his first run are now coming back to bite him in the ass. And everything he accused others of doing he has done, and far worse. And only the judicial system that he and mitch stacked in his favor has- so far- kept him out of jail.

Odor in the court.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Maybe we should build a wall-to keep him away from mexican food.

This pisses me off to no end.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

This supreme court will go down as one of the- if not the- worst in US history

Maybe it will kill him??!?

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Depends on the outcome.

One below triggered me…

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Thay's why I don't usually make plans, or at least include an escape clause in the plans.

Deadpooling, Bridget Jones’s Diarying, The Godfathering, Oppenheimering?

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Just how is he gonna steer the car with those stubby little arms?

If only we were able to see the look on our faces.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

My kitties don't usually look at me like that, they just walk away.

LOVE this!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Can't say he didn't warn the HR person.

Exactly 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

With a response like that I don't think I wanna know.

Gotta remember to turn it back to normal.

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Well, it is a beauty contest and not an intelligence contest.

Failed salesman of all time

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Hell, he's a failed business man ( 3 or 4 bankruptcies), failed husband (3 wives and countless affairs), failed liar (caught: business records/hush money payments, inflating property values, number of people at his inauguration, and on and on). So failed bible salesman isn't even a footnote on his resume.

Test your knowledge

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

I'm glad I'm not on that jury because if she takes the stand I might get overly stimulated and do something I shouldn't. ndd di

Egg lovers, here's for you

EricJones comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Is that breakfast in bed or breakfast is a bed?

Oh damn!!! That's fucked up! Lol!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

He and snoop dog teamed up for a song, so why not.

I know, I'm being annoying!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

That's one of the kids who is using dad as an example of what not to do.

Oh HELL NOOOOOO!!! Buried in my backyard is what's going to happen!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Is she related to the stressed out girl who was told to relax from the last batch of memes?

And don't call me Shirley!

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

A great movie-the jokes just kept coming. They couldn't make that movie today, which is sad.

A little less than 1999 points to level 8 and I already used up the points from others responding to...

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

He stole the money from somebody, the government stole it from him, and now he's stealing it back. Just one big circle.

From Mar-A-Lago gym

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

He'll photo shop his head on anything that makes him look like a bigger idiot. His ego has no bottom He takes crass to all new levels.

They really should not do it, Lol

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

His wife didn't care, why should we.

You cannot unsee it

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Getting fluffy or rover stuffed and mounted is bad enough, but I think this is going a wee bit too far.

Ah, I like it very much. Is it too late?

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Does make the relationship much more fun and hopefully last longer. And if the neighbors think you're slightly disturbed-all the better.

It's hard to raise kids

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

Is it the birds and the bees or the cats and the dogs?

Good morning 🌞🌄🌞🌄🌞🌄

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

I wonder if mommy and daddy are missionaries?

There was a problem in the gym the other day

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

How about drooling? Or heavy breathing? And I'm sure there's more than a few poles to hang your sweatshirt on if you get......warm.

Can't sleep again 😞💤😂

EricJones comments on Apr 25, 2024:

I've never heard Fran Drescher sing, so I can't pass judgment-but Yoko Ono, I'm running as far away as I can get as fast as I can.

Satan Beware !!

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

Well, that IS who they worship, so I don't see the problem.

Africa's wise ass

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

Maybe the wives aren't happy in their marriage either-it works both ways.

Thanks but no thanks. I'm not taking part in that experiment. 😆

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

It's also a great way to find out that you don't have any friends.

Rejected courtroom sketches...

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

Instead of money in the jar, they should try putting his ass in the hole for 24 hours/violation. And don't forget the vaseline.

Maggot Gross drop....

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

That moron spends all her time screaming about the southern border. Maybe she should worry about russian troop ships in new york harbor instead.

He has friends

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

That's what happens when you spend all night playing hooker, hooker I need a hooker.

It's in the news, you hear?

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

That's gotta be some kind of karma thing happening

"I am so glad that I grew up in the seventies, before there was the web, mobile phones, digital ...

EricJones comments on Apr 24, 2024:

I worked with a kid who was born very late 90's. A couple of us older people were telling him about the 60's and 70's. He couldn't believe what we were talking about. I brought in some magazines from the era just to show him the ads. He was dumb struck. Cars for $1500, rotary phones, and the things we did- play baseball all day, playgrounds on asphalt or concrete. And the dumb-ass things we did....

New product from DeWalt.....

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

I prefer Ryobi myself.

Is this accident on TikkaTok. 😆

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

At least they understand Indian food and culture.

Best sign ever...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Reminds me of a notice somebody put up when I was in college. Somebody had typed the word "sex" in big letters and then "now that I have your attention" and then went on about some religious meeting.

My secret? Just hard work and discipline

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Has to be San Francisco or Manhattan island.

Poor Kermit...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

You would think after all these years kermit would've learned to chose his words better.

What was that?...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

Only someone who is guilty would use that excuse.

Found a Southern patriot

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

When he explodes he's gonna take anybody within 10 feet with him.

Finally, they need me!

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

I give my papers to my birds-they usually do a better job than my cats.

...works for me?

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

In the winter-yes, but warm weather and I'm out enjoying it with the dogs.

This is just so funny, because it is the Australians trying, almost too hard, to be more Australian ...

EricJones comments on Apr 23, 2024:

That's too cool, I can see why it's had so many views.

I am counting

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Now the question is who's going to spend the longest time behind bars. Although epstein cheated, he should have gotten at least 25 years and probably life.

Well, it looks like my cat "Smokey" has been sleeping on the job again - because when I went to grab...

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Are they running around wearing an ascot and smoking a pipe?

Name that tune

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2024:

https://youtu.be/P_9ggYhM4yA?si=fgpl8GGKPqKRlRzy

What are you here for?

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2024:

I used to send the religion door knockers out the street where the lutheran pastor lived-what fun.

The scariest ever

EricJones comments on Apr 22, 2024:

There's a reason I worship the inventor of permanent press.

"The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are ...

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

trump doesn't have to do that, he truely is that stupid.

College students scare easy.

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

That little stinker has a twisted sense of humor.

Prosecutor presses pallid piper pertaining pernicious protestation. ;)

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Whales are probably calling us many bad things for hunting them to near extinction and using their home as a garbage dump.

Uncanny Resemblances

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

He does a better Mussolini -----

It'll be a knockout

EricJones comments on Apr 21, 2024:

I guess it's easier than trying to come up with a good pickup line

Gas warfare in court?..... [twitter.com]

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

They should keep trump away from moe's and taco bell on the nights before any court date.

Most of the ones I see…

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

At least you'll know that when he's away for half a day he's hip deep in water and not hip deep in someone else's hips.

Happy 4/20 day!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

I have a black walnut tree in my yard and I save the nuts and put some out on my deck every few days so I can look out my kitchen window and watch the squirrels playing with their nuts.

I hear they’re great…

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Interesting floor show.

The story is repeating...

EricJones comments on Apr 20, 2024:

So that's what adidas did with all the kanye west shoes they were stuck with after he went way off the rails.

I found an easier way

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Ahhhh so.

While I suppose taking a cruise can be fun, it also can have its drawbacks.

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

It's full of shit-shouldn't it be riding lower in the water?

What a busy day!!!! Ready for tomorrow!

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

That bidet was installed wrong-it's supposed to point up, not down

Me too, me too!

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

My zoo mates don't think it's unhealthy.

Follow me for more tips…😎

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

I use that a lot, but the phone battery has seen it's better days so it's usually low anyway.

Apt description…

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

I wonder if Barron is going to Penn and Wharton? Or have they had enough of the trump name. I know-he can go to trump U. Oh, wait that was found to be a fraud and was another of his daddys crash and burn money making scams. Or he can get a box on skid row and hang out with the rest of the down and out-like daddy, nothing like spending some quality time with the old man.

That's not love, Bud!

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Nothing is cheaper than diamonds. And that sofa your sitting on, is also where you're sleeping for a while.

I threw a ball for my dog.

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

My dogs much prefer a Hawaiian luau.

He keeps making offers that must be refused: -- motion to dismiss: denied -- motion to vacate: ...

EricJones comments on Apr 18, 2024:

The courts are tired of his stall tactics and putting their foot down for the sake of justice. And I do like the take on the godfather.

How else can you explain to the poor child?

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Daddy is very busy making more christians to expand his voter base.

Don't take her for granted. RESPECT.

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

I don't know-that date may end up going nowhere.

Court drama with Diaper Don….

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

That's the list of women that trump cheated on his wives that we know of, how many were there that we don't know of. And now the billion dollar question-how many of those women have had trump sponsored abortions?

My friends, a word of caution! This is exactly what happens when you put a home on "Ozempic.

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Very ornate tiny house

Unbelievable. It's election interference.

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

They're doing everything they can to make sure isn't honest and fair.

Have you noticed? Hint: 'NYC'

EricJones comments on Apr 17, 2024:

How would they find a jury of his peers? Are there that many morbidly obese narcissistic sociopaths in new york?

Don't hold your breath...

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

They know damn full well that every time he opens his mouth stupid comes out. It's like machine gun fire it comes out so fast.

Cohen can't help him with this one, though.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Everything he puts his name on at some point turns to shit. Some faster than others.

He hates this photo. You know what to do.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Is that donny boy? Is that the truss that's holding his gut in?

Don't stress out

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

I'm old enough that all the people who would remember all the things I should be ashamed of are dead.

It's good to be better at something than most people.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

There were nights at work I'd have sailors taking notes. Zappa walked a different path, but he always had both oars in the water.

Got to stop coming this way...

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Do they provide the pencil and paper or do you have to bring your own. And if you're a terrible artist, do they make you turn around?

Ah, those were the days.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Grandma the drug pusher.

Thank goodness for GPS.

EricJones comments on Apr 16, 2024:

Isn't that what they call Innuendo?

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EricJones comments on Apr 15, 2024:

She must have signed the prenup from hell to put up with his shit. I also wonder when's the last time she's had an std check.

Worst Prom Couple Ever

EricJones comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Johnson and trump both have big happy smiles and they're very tight together. Did anybody check if trump is wearing pants????

Yup. Typical cat affection

EricJones comments on Apr 15, 2024:

Yep- On top of you and facing the wrong way, been there.

Would you like one?

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

When I undo a womans pant zipper I expect something more than an adams apple.

Bad advice

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

I don't think greyhound is going to leave the driving to him.

Where should I put it, Einstein?

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

He's sleeping on top of someone he loves. And if you're on top and you fall asleep-that's not good.

Are we there yet?!?!?!

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

That's why I wear skivvies under my kilts. I've never fit in, but I never thought it was a flaw. They used a lot of classical music in looney tunes-so yes, thats my excuse.

Benefits of serving green tea.

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

My late girlfriend had 8 or 10 boxes (100 count) of green tea bags and I'm cleaning out the house. I'll never have to worry about company again.

Lemme know asap

EricJones comments on Apr 13, 2024:

All of a sudden I'm hungry.

Wow...The biglest Camel toe I've ever seen!!!

EricJones comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Humps kinda small though.

People's love for the great leader is pouring

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2024:

And it can also fertilize the garden .

People say I'm very quiet

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2024:

I get out of bed and stretch a bit and that helps to get some of the kinky out.

Oh that Peter Parker is such a card!

EricJones comments on Apr 12, 2024:

They're right about the girl scout cookies-I ate box after box of thin mints and thin I did not get.