Jewish guilt.

Mrs Finkelstein dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets her at the gates and welcomes her saying " Is there anyone here you would like to talk to? "

Mrs Finkelstein says " Yes I would like to talk to the virgin Mary ".

St Peter is taken a little by surprise at the request but answers " Well she does like to visit the old neighborhood now and again so I will ask her to call in and see you "

A few months or eons go by (its difficult to say in heaven) and the virgin Mary calls by " Hello Mrs Finkelstein, how are you? "

" Hello virgin mary I`m fine. Would you like some lokshen pudding, gefilte fish a little chopped liver maybe? "

" No thank you Mrs Finkelstein I just called to ask why you wanted to see me for? "

" Well I just want to know what it is like to have such a wonderful son? I mean he is worshiped and adored all over the world be so many people of all different races and nations. You must be so proud ".

" Oh well to tell you the truth Mrs Finkelstein, we did hope that he would become a doctor but... "