Catch a glimpse of the Bern.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Just a quick glimpse. Wooly fetish

Acting Attorney General involved in removal of DOJ lawyer concerned about family separations: ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Just hope Garland cleans up tRump administration mess

Well here we are are teatime again and tonight my treat for you is Emeli Sande’ with .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

I love this song. Hadn't seen this video however. Tnx.

So what indeed.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

In many cases, one needs to offend to wake up a dumbass.

Damn Hoomans!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

In the show Red Dwarf, one of my favorite lines was when the character Cat says he is getting stimulated and feels his seven nipples rising.

Good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Great song. I enjoyed the video - happy musicians playing laid back and well.

Always love this, can’t help but sing along [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Good

That is an euphemism I've honestly never heard.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Fun times. "Next, guy with green goo coming from ...."

After an overnight vote, Argentina became the biggest country in Latin America to legalize elective ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

And the women were in the streets cheering. Along with drops in religious belief, they have a younger population.

I'm sure you folks have seen the spate of Bernie memes coming out - there's even one or two in this ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Very nice. You continue to amaze us.

That would be me......

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Burn.

Never under estimate me.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Peaking may mean death and Darwin winner

THE COUNT BASIE ORCHESTRA. THE BLUES MACHINE. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

The Count is always worth a listen

Have a little protein with your mint.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Ugh, mint. Why'd it have to be mint?

Time for me to say goodnight again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I love her voice. I haven't paid much attention to the Pet Shop Boys in a long time. I may need a jacket like the lead singer.

Good way to end up with a black eye

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Only invite your closest friends to put their hands on.

Good news for immigrants: 19:49 Joanna Walters Joanna Walters Texas today moved to stop Joe...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

As Texas keeps growing in their cities, it keeps shrinking as a republican only strong hold.

When It Comes to the Holocaust, Atheists Know a Lot More Than Christians | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Atheists have better knowledge on everything, including christianity, than christians overall.

ISMO - The Word Ass [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

When I was working with adjudicated youth, I heard "I'm a grown ass man" a lot.

A young man arrived at Logan airport, Boston, hailed a cab and asked the cabbie where he could get ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

That works. The cabbie obviously had a Latin teacher with his Bostonian English.

Happy Friday all...It's feed me o'clock!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Always

Difference of Night and Day.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

From soft porn to PHD. I'll take intelligence anyday, especially in charge.

So many of these are hysterical. One of my personal favorites.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

In one of my Seattle trips, someone had posted stickers with Ross shouting, "Save the fucking trees."

What to do?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Kafka had nothing on him.

Happy birthday, Sam Cooke Bring it on home to me [youtu.be] His music is timeless!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Sam Cooke, one of the all time greats.

Some kids won't use unless like this

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

And what way does the milk squirt?

Can't talk about it

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Lots of handy things.

Ikea Heights "Ikea Heights" is a comedy/soap opera/murder mystery that was performed and filmed ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Cute idea

Warren Zevon - A Certain Girl [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Always loved his stuff.

Many real dumb things actually.i

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I kind of remember that reference

Time to say goodnight to you again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

That was a great performance.

Christopher Titus [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Another good one. Go Titus.

All true, Abe and I were neighbors.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

He did like current technology

Seen in my neighborhood.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Good neighbor

You can never take too many precautions! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Things are not going to end well

I'm kind of suspicious of the new White House housekeeper.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

There is doubt in my mind too. Too much doubt, fire her.

Meditation or just luring in choir boys with the popping sounds?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Creepy

And a real expert at 5!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I think he went into the witness protection program after his genocidal rage. And his "witnesses" have done a good job hiding him by not being able to provide any proof of him.

"Courage"

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Lucky lion

Stoned today.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Glad things are improving. Best wishes.

Bernie's Mitten Memes: [twitter.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Cute

Article on how QAnon will either disappear or get worse.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Many of them will splinter - some are already being recruited by the non q white nationalists

Would expect this

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

And her husband

Miss Interpretation personified ...[agnostic.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Lots of unwanted sex

I don't have kids, but...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Riding in cars is the first place they learn the finger

This is the best laugh I've had all day. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

A fool and his nose are soon broken

No clear path to success, apparently?[agnostic.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Add some photographers and nudes and find an outlet to sell your wares. You will be broke and all over the net in a year.

This could have been an email. 😄

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

When you might have to wait eight years before running for President.

ZYDECO KINGPINS. ROCKIN ROBIN. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

There are times, even now, these guys are kicking and fun

How can I explain that

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Put sprinkles of amphetamine on your food, then that wont happen

Goodbye Dumpty

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Thar she blows

Qanon is collapsing.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

I read other articles that said the white nationalists (the non q's) are going onto the q sites and poaching recruits. Also, many q's were literally expecting tRump's military to round up the enemy pedophiles at the bait and switch inauguration.

Punctuation is so important...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Been there, done that.

Qanon is collapsing.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

I wouldn't mind losing them, but the Russian trolls will find new lies to feed them and keep them as active idiots.

Oldies but Goodies.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Good ones.

Extreme - More than words [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

It is a nice song - I, however, cant stand it due to an ex wife thing about the song. Anyway, have a great day no matter what.

I’ve been watching the US Inauguration for President Biden and have raised my glass in a toast.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

I toasted virtually with my lady friend in Chicago. Let's all hope for a better future.

Trump Discussing Forming New Right-Wing Political Party The Wall Street Journal is reporting ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

He is a narcissistic, wannabe tyrant

More memes.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Great ones. The stacked titled reminded me of the Dr. Seuss book Yertle the Turtle, a childhood favorite.

SEASONS OF TRUMP - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Way too fucking long - tRump, not the song

Pink Floyd - High Hopes [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Haven't heard this song in a while.

I have literally seen this chatter online.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Cowardly twits

What do you call sweat on Dolly Parton's breast? Mountain dew. Happy Bday Dolly January 19, 1946!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

She was on Johnny Carson in the 70s and told him that Playboy had offered her a million dollars for a breast shot. Johnny, being Johnny quipped that he would give half his salary - somewhere between 6 and 12 million.

The U.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

@imback Go back to your church and do some prayers with the other trolls.

Most people don't realize that most of the current insurrection arrestees are only charged with ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

No pity.

Does tomorrow go off without a hitch? (Had to edit because there is a character limit on polls.)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

More options would be better

Gathering dirt? 😅

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Only if you have one.

Feline Feud

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

"My indifference"

On sale!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Needs a cork, shut the babbling fuckers up.

Jack Van Impe, an Apocalyptic Televangelist, Has Died | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Would have been mor humorous to have died on air. "I'm coming Elizabeth."

A Pennsylvania Woman Drove Into an Oncoming Car in Order to “Test Her Faith” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Sue her, and her church.

FL County That Opposed Atheist Invocations Will Finally Have Atheist Speaker | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Seems that only lawsuits motivate local evangelical municipalities and school boards to actually follow the Constitution.

This seems more accurate than ever

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Go world wide and you can add a couple more religious texts and Mao.

At teatime today I’m posting another one from The Waterboys who have been favourites of mine for a...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I like it. I've heard of the band, but I dont remember this song.

Just a little touch of Morrison.....no...the other one... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

One of my favorite bands. I even wrote a paper on some of their lyrics - not my best paper of all times, still, fun.

Your Tuesday Groaner your welcome

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

At least it isnt Hans on. Or Lukewarm.

I’ll wait a bit longer

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

That would be me. After kid 3, which I had agreed to, and love them all, SNIP SNIP.

Aw, she's growing up! ❤️

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

So, I am curious, what comes next, "in the sea"?

From a civil engineer from a Christian university

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I know people who would have done that in purpose

Please keep this business card handy for confusion

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Again, depending on the car, most likely. Smart car would be fender damage, while a Hummer could be full head on collision.

It's the preferred method

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Teacher of what?

Hi and good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

"There is only one Cure in the world."

Happy birthday, Janis Joplin Try ( just a little bit harder) [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

A tremendous talent

Willing to give it a try...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Maybe, witha shot of tequila

Trumps new business

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Going price is 2 million

Why does that have to be true

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Pretty much

Happy birthday Betty

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

A lot of candles. Make a third those that won't blow out - that might tore her out briefly.

Oops wrong turn somewhere

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 19, 2021:

So, what were his chances for survival?

Dinosaur social distancing.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

They lied to me - ZeeJuice never rode a t-rex with an AR15. Now I am really upset.

Panic quietly

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

A good warning for an arsonist

Warning: Pun overload alert.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

It is especially important to practice safe sects and keep the Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses in separate rooms.

Be careful at the bar...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Don't let him go to your head Blanch.

Baby Jesus.. Praise the Lord

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Baby jesus chia pet?

What he said...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

All that matters is what is on your mind, right now.

The most extensive footage I've seen from inside the capitol during the insurrection.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

More annoying, to me, is the denial and the bs of coddling and excusing

Panama Sect Tortures and Kills Indigenous People So They’ll Repent Their Sins | Val Wilde | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

No better than the catholic church original enslavement and conversion

Behold: American extremism in the flesh.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

As you say, the Amerikan Taliban. When evangelicals say how bad sharia law is, I agree and then add, "All Abrahanic codes are evil at their core and have few differences- none if you look at them historically."

Mmmmmm.... Salty.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Yep.

The clock shows me it’s 4.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Nice.

Into everyone’s life, a little bucket head must fall.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Always up for a good Gibson guitar player.