Mainly cats (That fourth one won't be understood in a few more years)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Nice. Science should study cats and boxes.

Labor Days

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2019:

There was a time that the day meant something.

A church got it right go figure

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 1, 2019:

My evangelical bro-in-law told me during Obama, "I don't think Obama is the antichrist, but I believe he will usher him in." I so want to remind him of that. My sister bars religious discussions.

White supremacists 'swatted' my home to silence me. I will not be silent | World news | The Guardian

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

If the cops took swatting seriously, they could catch many if not most perpetrators. Phone call????? Do that with a bomb or terrorist attack and the FBI will find you.

My anti Trump sign in my front yard trashed. Custom sign I designed and bought from CafePress.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Put up a tiny secret camera - probably a neighbor who could use some social media presence.

Part of my news feed, the disconnect is strong in this one.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

He is all about him. He stated publicly, I can put out what I want - which is true as he can declassify anything. The questions we should ask are why? Who does it help? What info do our enemies gain? And last, but most importantly in the world of intelligence (He should have asked this of himself) who has the need to know?

Well, yesterday was a rare occurrence! For the first time in over a year, I didn't post a single ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

There must be a meme out there for a jonesing memer.

I suffer with really bad anxiety and so when it came to the first day of college, i was really ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

I'm sure most of those people in the class were concerned for you. And I know that is little comfort. Just know it is alright and you had an emotional response. You did nothing wrong. In grad school, a small class, we had someone cry - rather than continue with an assignment the prof spoke with the student and with all of us about stress. Best wishes and success.

This Is The Marines Alright!! [duffelblog.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Yep. One of our planes in 79 (Navy) dropped a bomb in a civilian backyard up in 29 palms. Made Johnny Carson. Small boom (25 pounder). We were doing a war game. I never got caught - but pissed off some pilots - I took whiteout and removed the 2 from 29 on the giant chart we had hanging up.

Thinking Area 51.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

"Head North, make a right at Greenland and fly into what we call Europe. You can try a place called Germany. Skip the Britts, for the time being."

[buzzfeednews.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

The power brokers are attempting to build a right wing dictatorship.

There was a post condoning rape a day or 2 ago. Is that allowed?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Looking below at the post, I agree it is pretty messed up. Yes, it is a personal story, but goes way overboard, especially in its attack of abortion. Should have been pulled. I didn't look, is the person a regular? Cancel that, I looked, a 7 who I don't really know. Still, not appropriate.

Imaginaaation

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Best laugh of the day. 🤣

They won't crown any contestants from shithole planets like Uranus.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2019:

The Jetsons.......

Found a rv to buy.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 30, 2019:

What are the statistics for that happening?

Exposing the evangelical hypocrisy

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

If I believed I would met them all in Hell and laugh my head off.

Can you find him? Lmao. Is this aimed for children or adults?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

I like the angel on the toilet. And death. Clever.

Goodness gracious it's been awhile everyone! Hi! So my friend goes to a private christian college...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

1) Science - it is all in the facts or lack there of 2) Hypocrisy- if you are going to espouse some philosophy of love and acceptance (based on a physical manifestation named Jesus), then you should try to have some

[npr.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

I remember the Navy picking up Vietnamese refugees in 79. My ship got a medal for doing so.

Did you know that AA has online Forums and chats?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

No program works for all, and some programs like A.A. and N.A. are different just depending on who runs the group. My ex told me she only went to N.A., after going once because of her psychologist, to find cheap drugs. I have heard success stories as well.

I can feel this...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Yyyeeeesssss, shouted the fan as it turned away involuntarily. Both so badly wanted to be one - an overhead lamp and fan combo.

What are you biggest fears?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Something happening to loved ones. I do not worry for myself - been through a lot of shit, so, why fear more.

What did Satan do anyway?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Every good piece of literature needs an angst driven villian with father issues and an asshole father, who only later, realizes he is to blame.

Trade War With China

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

So true. Then those same ass kicked idjets will pull the straight r ticket. Cause this Murika, land of white sheets by damned.

Yikes cannot unsee that may go blind and lost my appetite

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Man, that is "unforgettable"

Preaching truth

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Don't forget BINGO night.

Question to ask.... Lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Today is a good day then

[vice.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

It has been pretty quiet down here in rural PA. We have a lot of Hispanic immigration for orchards. My old student, a Lutheran minister, days he has 12 keys out - families are to go to the church, then call him. I expect at some time ICE will appear. Probably near to the end of harvesting.

Let them explain that

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 29, 2019:

People proving their hypocrisy these days.

This came up on my Facebook page as sponsored ads, I have no idea if this is supposed to be a joke ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I heard about this(?) or a similar book a while back. Using his quotes someone put together a group of outrageous shit for humor. This title, beautiful, makes me leary that it is for humor.

A slap in the face': Trump's ethanol waivers are sparking rebellion in farm country [usatoday.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 28, 2019:

He screws the bible belt farmers because he feels all he needs to do is shout: Guns and Abortion and get their votes.

Trumpers need education in grammar

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 28, 2019:

The argument below has basically turned on how to measure intelligence. Grammar, as pointed out, doesn't; making a public sign, however, in the age of spell check, shows someone's lack of caring for accuracy and knowledge.

GoFundMe 989 AD

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 28, 2019:

They would attack monastaries and plunder gold and tithes in mass. Side note: Chaucer, the great author, lead a mob to a church and stole in today's equivalent 1 million. Then the next day he took another mob back and got another 500k. Life jt adnt changed much in 500 years.

Here it is, and there isn't any way to make excuses, or spin it either.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

As awful as he is. As terrible as he crushes the nation and brings it apart, until the actual Civil War begins (And I truly believe it may) he is still next to the worst with Buchanan on top. He is the most vile of all time I do believe. He may hit most incompetent; technically, maybe he is the most incompetent as Buchanan had a lot of external factors to hamper him.

New Oregon Bill Would Allow Black People to Sue Folks Who Make Frivolous 911 Calls with Racist ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Too bad it has to come to that. Making a frivolous 911 call is against the law, however, I'm pretty sure this is needed for the stupidity of rasicts

😮 Gender-fluidity in big cats.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

In giraffes, more sex happens between males. "It isn't natural or in nature" are both total bull shit lines.

"Are you there, God? It's me, you."

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Yep. And with the Mormons, god just walked right in and did the real deal.

No democratic votes from dead people lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

THEN, make it easy to get one, and everywhere for each citizen. How about a birth tattoo for each person born here and then automatic voting. Use special ink only the gov has access to.

[jta.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

In general I do not believe a government should kill any if its citizens. That said, the question asks about if the shooting is a hate crime - yes, I believe so and thus the death penalty can be put in the table. There are some people who just don't deserve to be on the earth and would be better gone.

Does wifey have a little crush?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

OR, from another point of view, she is a manipulative creature who only uses her charms to GET stuff.

I hope I did not post this before. If I did my apologies.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

At least it is the Anglicans. The Baptists would drag you to the river and hold you under, and might leave you there for the fishes and snapping turtles.

They're selling postcards of the hanging.. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

One of my favorites.

Duck you auto cat rectal!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I think I know Allison - her kids did the Nutcracker

Hilarious ad enjoy

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

If only.

Easier said than done? Hah ha ha...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Truer words were never spoken.

White lawmaker warns black attorney she may ‘go missing’ if Confederate statues are threatened -...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

And, sadly, he speaks truthfully.

Basic truth

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Ironically he was speaking about his own belief in a celestial being. I wonder was this before or after the catholic church put him on house arrest.

Sad state of affairs

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

In their minds, those now like that, they are sitting in a giant underground vault with food and comfort on soft chairs talking to their progeny.

Have you eaten pumpkin, the actual big orange thing, cut up, cleaned, and cooked?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Baked with brown sugar. Pies of course. Soup - dated someone in mid 20's who made all variants of soups.

The Lion’s Den

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Only well fed, heavily sedated, well trained ones. I would watch him walk into the savanna alone.

I have never seen this before, have you?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I remember - never cared for them.

Georgia Satellites Keep Your Hands To Yourself (1986) [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Best bar band to hit the charts.

Incoming.... cats.... and um meme stealing memes.... while I was stealing memes....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Good choice

I had one of these. Hours of fun!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2019:

They were cool. Also, I had those tiny rockets that used vinegar and baking soda.

Elvis Costello cover of Grateful Dead's Ship of Fools, with a verse from Must Have Been the Roses ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Saw him in San Diego in 78. Always outstanding.

What Would Jesus Eat? How a Sketchy 'Biblical' Diet Was Sold to MAGA America - VICE

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Humas- only from Israel. And lots of pork, uh, yea, he is a xtion not a jew. Any evangelical diet must include a slab of bacon. Definitely a scam diet with questionable supplements. As with most diets, some people have success. People have lost weight on an all ice cream diet, doesnt make it healthy.

I am so glad to see John Oliver address this issue.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I saw that and you are right nothing being addressed. There are a number of issues being back burned currently. Although the medical bias issue does illuminate some of the prejudices espoused by some groups.

I need to open a bar with cool tables like this...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Farmer chic.

My family lmao

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Yes.

Religious oopsie

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Very funny................

Do you say the pledge of allegiance, when called to do so in a public setting?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I stand and face the flag Remove the hat. Stand quietly, as is my right.

Johnny Cash - Hurt [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Love this version.

Spider cat... Spider cat (and a few others)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

The Buddhist guy is so true. I was talking to someone about the Muslim riots in Southern Thailand years ago. I said, and I proved to be correct: the Thai people/government/police/military will tolerate and ask the locals to get a handle on things, then continue to tolerate and some more being tolerant and then even some more waiting and asking and showing little distress, THEN, bam, smash everyone, no matter their guilt or involvement in that area. And that is what happened.

Atheism - What's God got to do with anything?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Interesting web site.

Something for us to stop

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Money talks. Bullshit walks. We are becoming a nation run by and for the corporations.

Photos of the Week: Sky Glider, Ice Swimmer, Cave Basketball - The Atlantic

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I like the sunflowers. They are in bloom all around me now. There is even a sunflowers maize nearby, and my neighbor has a patch of giant ones.

A Demon offers you a single legendary item beyond anything you could imagine.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Not worried about soul selling as, well, that ain't happening. That said I'll take the sloth time stopper and rob the fuck out of big businesses. Maybe visit some interesting facilities, etc.

Schools designed to foil mass shooters are the latest answer to Republican inaction on gun safety

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Who will pay? They are so quick to enhance the rich but will give nothing anywhere else, especially education. BUT, since this isn't education, maybe they can call it security wall money.

Better grab one before they’re all gone...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Great bulletin board idea.

Cracks me up every time:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

From one bitch to an other.

Gotta love it!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

After President Buchanan we had a Civil War. First known gay President........ And, yes, I know that he being a shitty leader was not from him being gay. Although his lover died right before he was sworn in. He had no Veep, who died of tb, and was his lover.

Does anyone like astrology?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Another b.s. can't be real. Similar to the Chinese years. Although I used to foretell my students futures. I stopped when one cried. Once you know a little about someone it is easy to tell them what they expect to hear.

Then and Now. Feel Free to post your favorite tunes of Neil Young.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

In 79, in the Philippines, a buddy of mine carrying his harmonica came to me and another friend and said the entertainers agreed to let us use their guitars. I'm not a public performance type guy - pretty drunk that night - we did 3 songs including Old Man and Hey Hey My My. Simple cord changes, but Neil can jam.b

[deadline.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Let him stew. The more his bp rises, the better.

Weird how it's faster and easier to find companies you want to boycott than it is to find companies ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

The intelligence of the writers was showing after saying the NFL, they listed Papa John's for firing its CEO for insulting the NFL.

Of course you are, my bright little star... [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I'm more than that. I know I am.

Name that song.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Hallelujah, and praise David for lusting after his soldier's wife - also in the song.

[facebook.com] This is a children's book.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I saw that in a nightly show somewhere. Real enough to be purchased. I expect the writer had fun.

Is this possible ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Probably some kid(s) took the photo and the meme is evolving. I doubt parents would do that...., oh yeah, social media, Trump, evangelicals of all faiths. If parents, that constitutes child abuse.

[newsmax.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The Danish PM said the idea of selling Greenland was "absurd." Since when did stating an opinion if an idea as absurd become "nasty"?

Trump says he's ordering American companies to immediately start looking for an alternative to China...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The stock market took a nose dive. Fun times ahead.

Say it again, ya'll. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2019:

I had the single.

Would you go back to the 60s for a week, I would. ✌🤗

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Sure. Can I fill up a 67 Kana Ghia with stuff and bring it all back?

This post encapsulates the amazing ignorance of some christians.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Pretty stupid. I don't know who is an older franchise - would be, oh, IDGAF.

[indiatimes.com] How dare he say that in that locale!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2019:

"But chubby boys are always welcome in the rectory."

David Koch is dead.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 23, 2019:

He would have been happy as a Middle Ages land Barron. Come to think of it, he probably thought himself one.

This past year has been a very rough one for me, on top of a few rough ones before that.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

It can be nice to release and be able to note an improvement in life.

[dailykos.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

That was fun

Nasty fucking assholes

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

A "tiny dick" big asshole move by fat, insolent cops looking like piggies.

There really needs to be a choice where you can add to multiple groups - cause this definitely fits ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

tRump cancelled his planned visit - called the Danish PM "nasty."

Dave Chappelle [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

"Don't eat the kids' lunch." 🤣

This felt appropriate for today while reading updates on the Amazon fires and similar stories.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

George Carlin summed up global warming and the earth not long before he died. He said he wasn't worried about the Earth because it has survived so much. The Earth would simply shuck us off. That is possibly our destination - shucked off.

Just saying

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Makes one wonder. Brainwashing, especially by religious groups, is a strong force.

There really needs to be a choice where you can add to multiple groups - cause this definitely fits ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

I saw, haven't checked veracity, that Denmark made Obama honorary President of Greenland and will celebrate each August 21.

My new diet salad

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Years ago I had a young Muslim student who told me once, "I try to be a good Muslim, but come on, Pizza without pepperoni? And a pound of bacon is to die for." Teens can see sensibility; only a few years more and who knows. (That seems to be all religions).

Owls actually have long legs underneath all that fluff.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 22, 2019:

They are birds of prey. Nice and strong limbs to catch, incapacitate, and hold their food.

[msn.com] A new "reality" TV show What did the Himba people do to deserve this ?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Unreality is more likely.

A spoonful of sugar

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Love it.

[alternet.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Reagan first crushed it. No celebration as any actions will stick for years.

The Best Things in Life are the people we love, the places we've been and the memories we've shared ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 21, 2019:

"There are places I remember. All my life, though some have changed."