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A very interesting character, who acquired character too late "I spent thirty-three years and four ...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2021:

When it finally hits you, the truth really hurts. At least Mr. Butler demonstrated an ability to change his mind. That is no small accomplishment.

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

@Diogenes Oh, I don't disagree with you at all. In fact, the knowledge of having done that once he figured out what he was doing is the truth that really does hurt. As for changing his mind being an accomplishment, I guess I'd withhold that until I saw what he actually did about it.

Did anybody bother to get the machine's input?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2021:

But can I 'bang a gong, get it on...'?

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

I don't see anything about gongs there. But be careful, you don't want to tick off the TRex.

Do you shine your shoes?

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I wear tennis shoes exclusively these days. I was never involved with footwear. I've got 5 pairs of shoes, that's it. My son is totally involved with them - I've never spent more than 80 bucks on a pair of shoes, and that was for hiking sandals. I polished shoes when I grew up and I really didn't ...

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

@LiterateHiker It might snow once a year here in NC. Honestly, I don't miss it.

If you see him, let him know, would you?

t1nick comments on Mar 17, 2021:

?????

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Are you familiar with the Irish song "Danny Boy"? The pipes, the pipes are calllling? It's not funny if I have to explain it, I guess. But believe me, if you know the song, it's funny.

No prescription needed.

Donna_I comments on Mar 17, 2021:

the glass only helps if its on PBS... network news still f*ck'n bugs me even without the orange idiot saying something every 5 seconds.

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Sometimes you need to augment the wine with a short bowl or two. I read that in People magazine. *ahem*

If you see him, let him know, would you?

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I think it’s supposed to be bagpipes...

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

I can't slip anything by you, can I? LOL

If you see him, let him know, would you?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Yeah, and do the people in Glocca Morra ever ask how we are? :-D

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

@phxbillcee I see what you did there. 🤣

If you see him, let him know, would you?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Yeah, and do the people in Glocca Morra ever ask how we are? :-D

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

I dunno, but nobody ever told me about the rocky road to Dublin either. And all sweet Rosie O'Grady wants to do is....well, let's just say that Glocca Morra never comes up.

He said no spark

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Once this guy escapes, he ought to get as far away from this young woman as he can.

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

@St-Sinner She's gotta go to the can sooner or later, and when she does, zooom.

Trump's Venal Legacy live on!: [npr.org]

EllenDale comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Just read that the shooter says he killed the workers because *he* has a sex addiction. Yup. Just like trump—blame others for his perceived/real shortcomings and exact so-called revenge on anybody else.

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

He's gonna get plenty of sex in the Atlanta federal pen.

Gee, How could That Happen? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

I'd love to see this frat boy rapey drunk in the hot seat at his own impeachment hearings. He reeks of elitist privilege, sexism, and an alarming ignorance of and hubris about appropriate behavior. Plus, he's a shitty judge.

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

@BirdMan1 I call 'em like I see 'em, buddy. ;)

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

BitFlipper comments on Mar 16, 2021:

NY Style all the way for me. I like lasagna (Chicago pizza) too, but you have to eat it sitting down.

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

Ok, you get it. :)

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I would like to see a comparison of a Philadelphia "Pie"

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend When I'm in Philly, I concentrate on stromboli and pizza steak sandwiches.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I would like to see a comparison of a Philadelphia "Pie"

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/philadelphia/best-pizza-in-philadelphia

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

tinkercreek comments on Mar 16, 2021:

On the west coast, we just call it pizza, no casseroles. Fix it up with frou-frou healthy stuff and veges!

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

I'm open to eggplant, roasted red pepper, and red onion, but when you start talking kale or pineapple, I draw the line.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 15, 2021:

It’s a pie, you troglodyte! 😥 I miss Chicago! No decent deep dish in New York.

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@Killtheskyfairy I love to see it when people are passionate about something. Let it all out. P.S. - Do they still make Tang?

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 15, 2021:

It’s a pie, you troglodyte! 😥 I miss Chicago! No decent deep dish in New York.

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

No need for pejoratives, hon. People do like casseroles, and I respect that. You should try Old Forge pizza, better than either of these.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I've had a Chicago Deep Dish Pizza, and I enjoyed it! :D

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

It ain't bad. But is it pizza?

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

$19 slice NY $19 whole pie Chicago

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@glennlab If you pay 19 bucks for a slice of pizza, even in NYC or Vegas, you didn't look hard enough. In Cary (the Containment Area for Relocated Yankees), Chicago style is non-existent, and about a dozen NY pizza places here will charge between 13-14 bucks for a 16 inch one topping tray, and maybe 3 bucks for a one topping slice. And the slices are as big as a bed sheet.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

$19 slice NY $19 whole pie Chicago

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

WTF are you getting your NY slices?

Elemental humor.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

What about all the mixed carbons, don't they count?

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

Mixed carbon dating is frowned upon in the inorganic community.

New take on a old joke

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The bartender should not ask the horse that question. Did the horse understand it?

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

In his own way, the horse told the bartender "That sounds like horseshit to me", in horse language.

The heat must be getting closer to the real American traitor...DJT! [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2021:

It's only a matter of time. This whole truckfull of sewerage will start spilling out pretty soon.

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2021:

@anglophone I am down for that.

I considered pros and cons before I posted.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Poor decision making skills?

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2021:

We called this "analysis paralysis" in a corporate setting.

This asswipe has got to go! Centrist?

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

He is an incompetent intellectual lightweight who understands he has leverage, but lacks the wit or the insight to use it intelligently. I guess he's better than some other WV republican yahoo, but that difference is getting harder and harder to detect.

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2021:

@Mofo1953 Enough of them are to elect this clown.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Tells Election ‘Criminals’ They Can Lessen Prison Time If They Turn ...

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

This is where we need a "rolling my eyes" reaction.

zeuser replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy Yeah. Like that. ;)

This is an example of why millennials make fun of us boomers.

HankSherman comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Just what is supposed to happen??

zeuser replies on Mar 8, 2021:

I suppose Mrs. Bob contemplates the fact that she married a dumbass. After that, it's her call really.

Nothing worse than a scratchy LP.

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Going hip-hop dj are we?

zeuser replies on Mar 8, 2021:

I guess this would be on the turntable for a rap with rough lyrics.

Nothing worse than a scratchy LP.

oldFloyd comments on Mar 7, 2021:

You probably should have tried 16 and a half first that looks like an old one.

zeuser replies on Mar 7, 2021:

I wasted some time googling to find out who the group DeWalt was.

This is an example of why millennials make fun of us boomers.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Some boomers beg to be ridiculed.

zeuser replies on Mar 7, 2021:

A lot of us deserve it.

Just a little chilly today.

bobwjr comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Been there

zeuser replies on Mar 6, 2021:

We all have at one time or another.

Just a little chilly today.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Really? This is a concern for men? I don’t care about how nippy my boobs will get before getting in water. Why are men such whiners about their wieners?

zeuser replies on Mar 6, 2021:

I don't think anyone's whining. It's just a cute metric. 😊

It appears that Dr. Seuss-ness is alive and well!

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Oh yeah, box of hammers territory.

zeuser replies on Mar 5, 2021:

@WhiskeyEight Point taken. Box of wet rocks territory, then. LOL

I see no down side...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Yeah, ok. You want me to chip in for the nails? You got a good hammer?

zeuser replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Perfect. 🤣

“The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud”............Coco Chanel.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Sometimes it's courageous. Other times it just because you didn't know who was listening to you.

zeuser replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@Marionville I think we all are capable of doing it. Courage may not be the only motivation when it happens.

I often wondered how much extra they had to tip for this seating arrangement.

HankSherman comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I heard jeebuz had to sent judas out for spare change

zeuser replies on Mar 3, 2021:

Takes the bread "This is my body". Takes the wine "This is my blood". Takes the mayonnaise jar. Judas: "Now hold on just one minute here." 🤣

As it turns out, I've been using tittle and interobang wrong all these years. ;)

Donna_I comments on Mar 2, 2021:

3. Phineas and Ferb... just incase anyone wants an earworm to remember aglet.😊 https://youtu.be/JajQoM1zOgY

zeuser replies on Mar 2, 2021:

I wonder if Disney has a song for tittle too? 🤣

As it turns out, I've been using tittle and interobang wrong all these years. ;)

Salo comments on Mar 2, 2021:

For the first time in one of these things I got a perfect score. I knew none of them!

zeuser replies on Mar 2, 2021:

I only knew 3, aglet, tines, and Brannock device.

Sorry. I will show myself out.

Cast1es comments on Mar 1, 2021:

GROAN ! Had to read it out loud .

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2021:

I am proud of you for making the effort. :)

I often wondered how much extra they had to tip for this seating arrangement.

racocn8 comments on Mar 1, 2021:

The artist was standing inside the wall.

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2021:

It was Da Vinci, so that would be a stretch. 🤣

Just saying it's true

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Technology is your friend!

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2021:

@tinkercreek I used to live in a house with huge pine trees. This thing was great for picking up pine cones without having to bend over a million times. Short people aren't the only ones who can use a little extra reach.

Now another right wing-nut Repug shows up with her favorite quote for her Big Boy: 'Hitler was ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Not everyone is thriilled https://www.alternativelyfacts.com/ivanka-trump-org/ Ivanka Really Not Looking Forward to Sleeping Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

zeuser replies on Feb 28, 2021:

The long closed door lunches are the obvious tip-off.

Who is really behind this off-the-wall conspiracy cult?

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2021:

The key question of how we can snap them the fuck out of it. These lunatics are a festering national sore, it will not get better on its own. I don't have any ideas, I am stumped.

zeuser replies on Feb 27, 2021:

@anglophone My fear is that you are absolutely correct. It's scary. It's always been scary.

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news...

BudFrank comments on Feb 26, 2021:

Where’s “Dr” Rand Paul fit here? Somewhere along the bottom row, depending on what you think of his supposedly professional standing

zeuser replies on Feb 26, 2021:

I am guessing "Dr." Rand is on the chart that reaches down to the bottom of the Mariana Trench with the whale shit and the transparent blind fish. Just a guess.

MS NASTY IS ATTACKING AGAIN Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a tweet denying Rep.

Redheadedgammy comments on Feb 26, 2021:

I don’t use this word for to many women, but MTG is a cunt!

zeuser replies on Feb 26, 2021:

It fits.

El - didn't pay his - Taxo

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 24, 2021:

I don’t think she’s afraid of being arrested, just being poor. She can go back to her previous career if that happens.

zeuser replies on Feb 25, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Only her booking agent can say for sure. LOL

Corrupt Repugs are popping up everywhere.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Isn't this the same asshole who is suing the electoral college?

zeuser replies on Feb 25, 2021:

@OldGoat43 They look like brothers. In-bred brothers, sure.

The perfect pinata for my next birthday party

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

It seems like a good idea, but instead of candy, it is filled with horse turds and sour grapes.

zeuser replies on Feb 24, 2021:

@bookofmorons Pretty much.

El - didn't pay his - Taxo

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 24, 2021:

I don’t think she’s afraid of being arrested, just being poor. She can go back to her previous career if that happens.

zeuser replies on Feb 24, 2021:

@OldMetalHead Someone on this site once noted that she did have some impressive skills. She can say "around the world, 50 bucks" in 7 languages and 4 currencies.

Wisconsin Republican Sen.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Who is paying this looney tune to say this shit? Cuz if he isn't getting paid for this, he needs to be in a rubber room. And if he is geting paid, he should spend some time at the Oxford Federal Pen. 5 to 10 should do it.

zeuser replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@OldGoat43 So that would mean, if my theories are correct, that the russkies are paying this ballsack too. That would certainly check a lot of boxes.

If you want to be boss in Iran and you ain't got a big white bushy beard you are pissing in the wind...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2021:

You need the turban too. My beard wouldn't get me past Iranian customs. Now if I had a turban to go with it...

zeuser replies on Feb 21, 2021:

@St-Sinner Good advice, but I don't think I'll be travelling to Iran anytime soon. LOL

Ironic- Stop the Steal attorney is being investigated for voting in It is always projection.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2021:

The next intelligent idea this dipshit has will be the first one.

zeuser replies on Feb 20, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Nope.

Ironic- Stop the Steal attorney is being investigated for voting in It is always projection.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2021:

The next intelligent idea this dipshit has will be the first one.

zeuser replies on Feb 20, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Heh, be my guest Anne.

Some people never learn.

tinkercreek comments on Feb 19, 2021:

We are an embarrassment to humanity.

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

We've been embarrassing ourselves for a while. It's not new.

This is greed at it's finest! So immoral and corrupt, instead of acknowledging that you already have...

powder comments on Feb 19, 2021:

This is where pure, unregulated capitalism fails ie he is only playing the supply Vs demand game. In a more socialist policies countries, power is considered an essential utility so price gouging like this is regulated even though power companies are privately owned (used to govt own them in ...

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

It's interesting how the notion of the common good becomes more popular amongst unabashed capitalists when it looks like pooling resources for the good of all will help them. SMH

Some people never learn.

p-nullifidian comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Interesting how the same tired claims and failed arguments resurface, often pitting collective, government-sponsored decisions against individual freedoms, even when the act of asserting such freedoms inevitably leads to greater harm.

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Yeah, that's the whole point here, and you got it. :)

Some people never learn.

racocn8 comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Does stupidity change?

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Nope.

Some people never learn.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Funny! I said something about smallpox the other day.

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

The parallels are there all right.

Lizzie Borden Brand?

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Welp, that is a metal head all right. LOL Edgy humor, OMH.

zeuser replies on Feb 18, 2021:

@OldMetalHead I stand on the shoulders of a giant! 😜

which one are you?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I've been putting a line through my sevens for decades. I also put a line through my hand printed Zeds.

zeuser replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@Surfpirate I do like poutine, so....

which one are you?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I've been putting a line through my sevens for decades. I also put a line through my hand printed Zeds.

zeuser replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@Joanne I tried to be inclusive for our international audience. Honestly, I call them Zees too.

which one are you?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I'd love to be a 10! Just dreaming :-D

zeuser replies on Feb 17, 2021:

Hah! If you get up to a seven, declare victory partner! :)

“When someone chooses to misunderstand you, despite your best efforts, you may want to examine ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Spock has the right idea.

zeuser replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@Marionville You're right! LOL

A jury of his peers.

Willow_Wisp comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I kept asking why Trump was president when he should have been in Gotham fighting the Batman.

zeuser replies on Feb 15, 2021:

There's maybe that secret identity option, assuming he were able to keep a secret.

Constitutional derelicts.

silverotter11 comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Left out graham

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2021:

He's watching from the closet.

Constitutional derelicts.

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Those are the ones who have set my prejudice against many of the Repugs.

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Yep, that's "the squad" all right.

Constitutional derelicts.

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

What concerns me is the number of intellectually bankrupt and morally bankrupt senators who are in Capitol Hill.

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Count the ones who aren't instead. It's a waaay shorter list.

Here's a screenshot I took of Donald Trump's two lawyers, hard at work - strategizing over his legal...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

That first guy was, I dunno, luggage. You get what you pay for.

zeuser replies on Feb 11, 2021:

@silverotter11 Happy to help. :)

Here's a screenshot I took of Donald Trump's two lawyers, hard at work - strategizing over his legal...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

That first guy was, I dunno, luggage. You get what you pay for.

zeuser replies on Feb 11, 2021:

@silverotter11 No, of course not. That was my point. Why people agree to represent him at all, now, is a mystery to me. That's how you wind up with the empty beer bottles Trump is putting forward.

No matter what the verdict in his second trial, we all know what the truth is.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

If this was all meant to undermine the faith we have in our system of government. it's working on me. The small shreds of integrity that some of the R's are showing sort of keeps me from letting it all go completely.

zeuser replies on Feb 10, 2021:

@BirdMan1 Trump did view this all in personal terms, no doubt. He views everything like that. Putin however wanted this sort of chaos, and was a key reason why he wanted Trump in office in the first place.

This explains a lot.

glennlab comments on Feb 8, 2021:

That was the most masks worn at one time in South Florida since Covid began

zeuser replies on Feb 8, 2021:

Before as well as after the game, evidently.

Stormy says it was the worst 90 seconds of her life, Cohen and Daniels team ujp to dish on Trump ...

zeuser comments on Feb 8, 2021:

Trump has fucked countless people, but Stormy has figured out how to make a buck at it. Good on her.

zeuser replies on Feb 8, 2021:

@glennlab There are a lot more who got stiffed. At least those two got some cash out of the deal.

I can write a post or a reply, but I cannont submit with a void javascript error.

HippieChick58 comments on Feb 4, 2021:

I don't think I'd know what that was if it bit me.

zeuser replies on Feb 5, 2021:

No need, looks like it's been fixed.

The pizza must get through

zeuser comments on Feb 3, 2021:

I'm still trying to picture some poor kid delivering pizzas on a freakin' motorcycle.

zeuser replies on Feb 3, 2021:

@Moravian We are a bit more spread out where I am. The *closest* pizza place to me is about 2 and a half miles away. It would be cold if delivered on a moped, especially if the guy was delivering to more than one customer per trip.

Saturday's bashing

mcgeo52 comments on Jan 30, 2021:

Regarding the first one: Prosecutors are standing by. At this point the line looks something like: • SDNY for cases handed off by Mueller. • EDVa for cases handed off by Mueller. • US Atty DC for cases handed off by Mueller. • NY AG for financial crimes (e.g., bank fraud, tax fraud, ...

zeuser replies on Jan 30, 2021:

I think you're right about waiting for Garland to be confirmed. He's gonna need a little time to digest it and get to know his guys, but when they figure out the path, balls to the wall baby.

Alternate Facts? How About an Alternate Being? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I'm wondering whether she is going to blame this on her staff posting on her behalf when she is the star - if that's what you want to call it - of this horrible harassment video. I hope she gets drummed out of congress and ostracized by society at large.

zeuser replies on Jan 28, 2021:

@BirdMan1 That would be a good start. I would also restrain her from coming into close contact with kids. She is dangerous.

Pency is "resentful," is he?

zeuser comments on Jan 27, 2021:

I also read that he is moving around because he has received numerous death threats from some "very fine people" and doesn't want his whereabouts to be commonly known. Now, he IS a dick, and he brought this on himself even if he didn't know he was doing it, but I mean c'mon. I guess I should stop ...