Lukovich nailed this one.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

If history is any indicator, Kevin is done, but who the hell do the repubs have to replace him.

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2023:

@Redheadedgammy They are saying the moderate R's are talking with the D's to get a coalition candidate, a moderate R, into the seat with other concessions and the votes of the D's and just enough of the R's.

"utiny inside the Republican Party": [abc.net.au]

LiterateHiker comments on Jan 3, 2023:

I think it's hilarious that McCartney failed to get enough votes to be speaker three times. Republicans brought this on themselves by supporting Trump and parroting his lies. It's great for Democrats who are generally united. Republicans elected a group of far-right extremist lunatics. ...

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2023:

@anglophone Their motto: all publicity is good publicity. They don't care if they look stupid, they only care that people are watching.

"utiny inside the Republican Party": [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Red America votes for these dildos. That's what we all get stuck with, a congress controlled by dildos. What. A. Fucking. Hot. Mess.

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2023:

@LucyLoohoo Fair enough, but pleasure is different than legislation. Usually. 😜

"utiny inside the Republican Party": [abc.net.au]

zeuser comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Red America votes for these dildos. That's what we all get stuck with, a congress controlled by dildos. What. A. Fucking. Hot. Mess.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

@anglophone No argument from me. The sooner the better.

Lukovich nailed this one.

anglophone comments on Jan 3, 2023:

It speaks volumes for the Party of Dregs that they cannot find from among themselves anybody who is competent for the job of Speaker.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

Who in their right mind would want the job? Even Jim Jordan said he didn't want it after he was nominated.

That sort of return window would be such a hit.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Some people would be nice to return.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

@glennlab Hey now!

Lukovich nailed this one.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

If history is any indicator, Kevin is done, but who the hell do the repubs have to replace him.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

Jim Jordan! Andy Biggs! Santos! If it weren't so sad, it'd be funny. Whoever it is, don't expect any meaningful legislation, just bullshit oversight hearings. 🤬

"We’re tempted to think that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

FvckY0u comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Being that I'm from NE originally I'd just remind folks that Sasse is a nincompoop just like all the other small world christian nationalists.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

So his quote applies to him too. He has been a Trump critic, so he is the enemy of my enemy. But he is a jackass.

That sort of return window would be such a hit.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Some people would be nice to return.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

If anyone asks me, I've got a loooong list.

Even toys need to self-medicate occasionally.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2023:

You're in good form today, keep up the funnies.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

Thanks, will do.

"We’re tempted to think that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 3, 2023:

He is right. Still an asshole, but right.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

Even a broken clock, and all that....

"We’re tempted to think that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 3, 2023:

You say this sort of thing to your stupid constituents hoping that they understand that when you pay respect to people your base hates it's called diplomacy, not treason. So Ben Sasse will fall on his ass due to the fact he overestimates the intelligence of the type of people that would vote ...

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

I think that's why Ben stepped down from national politics into the arguably worse world of academic politics. But he makes a good point.

It has baffled us all for centuries.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Wouldn't which came first be determined by who experienced the most friction?

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

@Willow_Wisp Hey, now, I'm no stranger to thin wordplay m'self. As for who started the argument, which is the equally thin premise of the gag in the cartoon, my money is on the chicken. ;) LOL

It has baffled us all for centuries.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Wouldn't which came first be determined by who experienced the most friction?

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

@Willow_Wisp For the egg, that has to be inside the shell, right? I guess for egg to come first, it has to generate its own internal friction.

It has baffled us all for centuries.

Willow_Wisp comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Wouldn't which came first be determined by who experienced the most friction?

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

Ok, but where do you rub the egg?

The Lonesome Stranger Ned decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Carl, so they loaded up...

RusselHappy comments on Jan 2, 2023:

This is a joke I’ll retell if you don’t mind 👍😃

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2023:

Of course! Knock 'em dead!

The Lonesome Stranger Ned decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Carl, so they loaded up...

Betty comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Timeless.

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2023:

The classics never get old.

Stand down! He's alive!

joeandbarb comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I am so going to use that bird one next time I'm hiking/canoeing and someone asks

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2023:

It's so obvious! What do you think it is, a hippo?

This is the year, I feel it.

AnneWimsey comments on Jan 1, 2023:

bottom right is Horribly sad.....

zeuser replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Reality bites.

This is the year, I feel it.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Mr. Meadows could be in deep kimchi

zeuser replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Oh he's got shit up to his elbows and knees.

New year, new advent calendar. ;)

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Good old machine language.

zeuser replies on Jan 1, 2023:

That's just binary math. Humans mostly use hex to keep it less verbose and easier to interpret, yet equally digital, but yer machines, they just parse it into bytes anyways.

Next, an octopus.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Soul painting?

zeuser replies on Jan 1, 2023:

How some people see themselves, I suppose.

Stand down! He's alive!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

I think we all have walked into that bathroom at sometime.

zeuser replies on Jan 1, 2023:

I've walked out of that bathroom, smirking. LOL

And I got the millenium wrong too.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Pictures hit home, I've got over 25,000 I need to sort and cataloge.

zeuser replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Start by erasing all the food pictures 5 years or older.

And I got the millenium wrong too.

NHjulie comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Starting the year off right! Love the snot one.

zeuser replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Um , good pick . 😜

Happy New Year! May it bring a long prison term to trump and his sycophants.

DharmaBum50 comments on Jan 1, 2023:

That's waaay more books than I figured it would have.

zeuser replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Those are just the ones he hasn't colored yet.

Virginia "Ginni" Thomas, wife of US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, has just admitted making ...

zeuser comments on Dec 31, 2022:

It was a left handed apology at the very best. From the article: In her testimony, she told the committee that, "I worried that there was fraud and irregularities that distorted the election but it wasn't uncovered in a timely manner, so we have President Biden." So the only problem was they ...

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@anglophone Let's do it anyway.

Trumpty Dumpty's reputation as a businessman has just been totally trashed by the IRS: [abc.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

He's all the rage today.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo It's a red herring. Personally, I'd love to see all of the SCOTUS' tax returns and let them explain all the obvious bribes and kickbacks.

Trumpty Dumpty's reputation as a businessman has just been totally trashed by the IRS: [abc.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

He's all the rage today.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@anglophone Have you ever known that smegmatic wankstain to NOT be in a rage?

Putin's not-so-secret weapon. Bribing shameless American traitors.

racocn8 comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Except that the FBI and DOJ are similarly compromised. This wholesale treason can not be easily addressed BECAUSE most of the treason is in one party. Russians have been turning and recruiting stooges throughout the society, both singly and en mass via social media. Look at their corruption of the ...

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2022:

Fair enough, but you can't get all that in a one panel cartoon.

Customer service rep yuks.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Looks like you found the pictures of my editor.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@glennlab To be honest, my best editors taught me how to eliminate the superfluous. They made all of my writing much clearer and much much stronger.

And it is also error to argue that, in the absence of the restraint that comes when evil men fear ...

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2022:

He ain't wrong.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@Fernapple Many things change over the centuries, but humankind remains the same.

Putin's not-so-secret weapon. Bribing shameless American traitors.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

I hope they get caught and punished.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2022:

I hope they are all afflicted by a permanent case of painful rectal itch. THEN incarcerated.

Putin's not-so-secret weapon. Bribing shameless American traitors.

Appleriver comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Would be great if every one of them ends up in prison. Or better yet exiled to Russia permanently.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2022:

A Russian prison would be the best.

Customer service rep yuks.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Looks like you found the pictures of my editor.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2022:

To get a good picture of my editors, a fine tooth comb would be involved.

The pinocchio imagery has taken on a life of its own.

Willow_Wisp comments on Dec 30, 2022:

It's sad that the most unrealistic part of that cartoon is Trump ordering granola. Trump would eat Putin's dick before he ate granola. Which means he might have ate some granola, but he would never admit it.

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2022:

Are you saying Putin has granola on his dick? Maybe it only LOOKS like granola. ;)

Customer service rep yuks.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Jeopardy !!!!!!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2022:

Everyone knew the answer, Ralph just had the quicker paw on the buzzer. 😉

It's time to just let go, people.

RusselHappy comments on Dec 29, 2022:

Scrabble has always been the cause of many arguments 😃

zeuser replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@RusselHappy Happy new year to you too, Russ!

Santosnocchio, a republican fairy tale for the next congress.

silverotter11 comments on Dec 29, 2022:

Introducing the new mascot for the gop.😏

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

He's got a good shot at speaker of the house. Better than Kevin at least.

This is for all you "horndogs" who plan to get all sloshed, hoping to impress the ladies on New ...

racocn8 comments on Dec 29, 2022:

Women often received severe abuse at the hands of intoxicated men. However, Prohibition provided criminal organizations with a new, major source of income, and did little to reduce the presence of liquor. And yet after the debacle of Prohibition, the US enacted laws against cannabis which have ...

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

So will these babes put out if you get them to hit the bong a couple of times?

Life imitates art

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 29, 2022:

I'm still waiting for the Zombie apocalypse. I haven't decided which side to join.

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

@HankSherman I've been chatting with an AI. Believe me, they are thinking about it.

Life imitates art

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 29, 2022:

I'm still waiting for the Zombie apocalypse. I haven't decided which side to join.

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

My money is on the singularity first, when AI becomes sentient and takes over the world.

That's fair.

silverotter11 comments on Dec 29, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣the last 2 are my favs.

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

You can't beat a good hayku!

That's fair.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 29, 2022:

I vote for the therapist one 😂

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

@Pralina1 People tend to "spill" with me every so often. It's not a bad thing to draw on your experience to help, and a story about your past can be a useful illustration - not to "top", but to demonstrate. But yeah, some people suck at it. As for cringing at how your younger self acted, we all have those moments. The main thing is, you are better now. <3

“Organised religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in ...

waitingforgodo comments on Dec 29, 2022:

The allegorical allusion to wrestling with representative democracy is poignant if not entirely half-nelsonesque of tag team tradition.

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

@Marionville If you get a chance to see it, watch the movie "Fighting with My Family", an affectionate look at a British wrestling family. Also, there is a very good documentary on Andre the Giant. It's on American Netflix, not sure about in Britain. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6513120/ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6543420/

It's time to just let go, people.

RusselHappy comments on Dec 29, 2022:

Scrabble has always been the cause of many arguments 😃

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

If you play without an official dictionary, you are asking trouble.

That's fair.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 29, 2022:

800 Boo Hooo?.... I used to leave call back numbers for assholes.... 282-5968 amazingly none of them figured it out...

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Well, since you gave us a hint, and we know what an uproarious prankster you are, it wasn't hard to figure out. ;)

That's fair.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 29, 2022:

I vote for the therapist one 😂

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2022:

No one ever thinks about them, you know?

Picture this, dunes as far as the eye can see...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 28, 2022:

I have some raccoons that hang out in the neighborhood if you want one that is undomesticated but will eat almost anything.... They can't do magic though.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2022:

I got normal raccoons, and more possums than you can shake a stick at. I've made my needs clear. LOL

Republican George Santos admits lying on his CV: [bbc.

JackPedigo comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Unfortunately, it is an age old trick. If one does this and cries, even better. As long as people get away with this behavior they will continue to use it. The Republicans don't want to lose a seat and will cover his crimes. There should be another election between this POS and the runner-up.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2022:

If this isn't certifiable election fraud, then there is no such thing.

Republican George Santos admits lying on his CV: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

They are going to go after him for wire fraud on the theory that he misrepresented himself on a website to solicit donations. Sounds like a good case. The dems want him expelled from the house, but it would take a 2/3 vote of the full house, and the reps are not only tolerant of blatant liars, but ...

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@glennlab There's your compromise candidate for the new speaker of the house.

You wanna wait for a miracle?

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Ah my old ffriend

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2022:

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall down, no problem.

You wanna wait for a miracle?

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:

A bottle never told me any lies to my face.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@glennlab Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. LOL

Picture this, dunes as far as the eye can see...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

You need to lower your expectations.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2022:

All I expect these days is my SS check and another season of the Umbrella Academy. Everything else is a bonus.

Republican George Santos admits lying on his CV: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

They are going to go after him for wire fraud on the theory that he misrepresented himself on a website to solicit donations. Sounds like a good case. The dems want him expelled from the house, but it would take a 2/3 vote of the full house, and the reps are not only tolerant of blatant liars, but ...

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Nixon had prevarication skills. This asshole is like a 3 year old with icing on his face saying "I didn't eat the cake".

“Propaganda is as powerful as heroin; it surreptitiously dissolves all capacity to ...

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Religion being the prime example, closely followed by our present media presentations.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2022:

What the churches do is technically dogma, but close enough to propaganda so there is no practical difference.

Are you my people?

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

I've been using all the old phone numbers I've had in my life AS my passwords. Take that, short term memory! LOL

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I also use old license plate letter number combos, two at a time in different sequences.

Republican George Santos admits lying on his CV: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

They are going to go after him for wire fraud on the theory that he misrepresented himself on a website to solicit donations. Sounds like a good case. The dems want him expelled from the house, but it would take a 2/3 vote of the full house, and the reps are not only tolerant of blatant liars, but ...

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend *sigh* Yeah, you're probably right. I remember when you'd want to at least pretend you were telling the truth when you ran for office, and getting caught in a lie disqualified you. *double sigh*

Those chapsticks always give me hives, anyway.

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2022:

That one fun teacher.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Hey, fair is fair. LOL

Which came first? Here's the answer.

RusselHappy comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Many great inventions were the results of accidental discoveries. 🤓 … As usual, a superb collection of laughs 👍

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Thanks, man.

How does a hippie polygamist count his wives? 1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Now wait just a second here....

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2022:

@glennlab It was an honor!

Nope, you sure can't. That's the whole point, I think.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Many a life and career has been ruined from attempts to update present dogmas. Even though some Dogmas are so blatantly wrong ....... Still. Eg religion, science and medical.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2022:

There's another thread in this group about the difference between being heroic and heroic acts. In my opinion, people who oppose popularly held dogmatic beliefs are all heroes. You are right, lives and careers are frequently ruined in that process.

Which came first? Here's the answer.

CurmudgeonBoy comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Once the prototype is finished I'm hungry to beta test one of the real ones at the grocery store.....Buffalo still has a driving ban

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Ouch. Stay warm, buddy!

There are no heroic people, only heroic acts. Author unknown Agree? Disagree? Other, explain.

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Soooooooo, who exactly is Doing these heroic acts?!!!

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2022:

People who: protect others from bullies, stand for truth when all others stay silent, retrieve an injured dog when all the other cars don't even look, visit the aged and forgotten, refute casual racism in a roomful of racists, sit with the suicidal, stand with the persecuted, I could go on.

Pretty much, yeah...

zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Add a couple of bottles of wine and that's my plan for just about any weekend.

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2022:

@Betty If you find yourself in central NC on a weekend, look me up! ;)

Off-loading my winter and xmas inventory, part one.

RusselHappy comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Happy New Year 🎊

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2022:

Same to you, RH!

Off-loading my xmas and seasonal inventory, part 2.

Betty comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Thanks for the laugh.

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2022:

Glad you like 'em!

Season's treason, y'all.

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 25, 2022:

OH...that second one! Tooo funny!

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2022:

And accurate!

Off-loading my winter and xmas inventory, part one.

Betty comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2022:

Merry merry!

Season's treason, y'all.

DharmaBum50 comments on Dec 25, 2022:

OMG, a stoner convention! 😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2022:

I know, right? I'd go, but I forgot where they are having it!

Glory! [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2022:

With 4 counts related to the Jan 6th insurrection attempt alone for the fat turd he is going to have a very unhappy new year...

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I hope you're right, partner. Some strange shit happens at that level.

Glory! [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2022:

With 4 counts related to the Jan 6th insurrection attempt alone for the fat turd he is going to have a very unhappy new year...

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz You mean they SHOULD be charged. Here's hoping.

May all your wishes come true. Wait, not you tubby.🤭

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Try to get one with a reasonably successful career!

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2022:

The parking garage lawyer did pretty well, I hear. 🙄

Time to kick him while he's down.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:

Good callback on Nixon. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2022:

@glennlab What Nixon also had was more than just two brain cells to rub together and a vestigial sense of quaker guilt.

There is attitude and then there is positive attitude! Life is not the way it's supposed to be - ...

JackPedigo comments on Dec 23, 2022:

Is that a true story? Anyone we know!?

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2022:

I don't know, honestly.

There is attitude and then there is positive attitude! Life is not the way it's supposed to be - ...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2022:

We got to get our Christmas stuff out before we're out of time. Good Job.

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2022:

I know, it's a heavy lift! So much material, so little time!

Some people just can't say it....

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2022:

What wine pairs well with roadkill?

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2022:

Roadkill Red https://coloradocellars.com/shop/roadkill-red/

Reviews for those books you would rather shit yourself than read.....

zeuser comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I wasn't planning to read any of these assholes explain why they weren't abject cunts, but it's nice to find validation among those who were professionally obligated to do so. About what I would expect from this shamelessly disgusting crew. Kissinger in particular should have been strapped to a ...

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Oh that goes way back. If you are looking for character, integrity, shit like that, in these two...well, try someplace else.

Take your time and be patient.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 22, 2022:

If Mary did not have pre-marital sex, none of this would happen.

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

"Having pre-marital sex" is different than "the holy spirit raped me".

Don't tell me you no longer do this. How can you possibly resist?!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Being older, I play Zorro.

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

Out of the night, when the full moon is bright....

Stick to the traditional fruit cake next year.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Looks like it worked well for her, somebody needs to pay more attention.

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

If I were hubby, I would be looking into tequila cake or something.

It went quick.

MsDemeanour comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I'm feeling that palm tree.

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

Turn your back, the tree will be feeling you.

It went quick.

silverotter11 comments on Dec 22, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣 Served up nicely!

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

With melted cheese!

It went quick.

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 22, 2022:

The palm tree!!!!!!

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

I'd say that wins hands down, but hands are up!

It went quick.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Taste of the ocean, not the way I envisioned it. lol

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

A sad reality.

Stick to the traditional fruit cake next year.

JackPedigo comments on Dec 22, 2022:

Her Xmas wish must be to get some attention. Too bad it's not coming from her personal 'santa.'

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

Sometimes a rum cake can set you free.

Stick to the traditional fruit cake next year.

Lauren comments on Dec 22, 2022:

I dunno ... big mistake or extra special? :-D

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

We'd have to poll the people outside the window to find out.

Dad's xmas. sigh

RusselHappy comments on Dec 22, 2022:

At least it’s not a handkerchief or towel 😃

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

I only wear ties at weddings and funerals. These days, mostly funerals. All of my ties, and I have a ton of them, are well over 40 years old.

Worse than getting whacked?

CurmudgeonBoy comments on Dec 21, 2022:

I imagine Rudolf will be soliciting Vixen for a partner

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2022:

She IS the North Pole bicycle. Everybody gets a ride.

Worse than getting whacked?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Yep Alex Jones is getting real desperate.....

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I can get behind that idea.

Worse than getting whacked?

Betty comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Poor Dancer gets left out again.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

He knows it, and he is PISSED! I sense a new holiday horror classic in the making.

Worse than getting whacked?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Yep Alex Jones is getting real desperate.....

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

GOOD! That despicable shit-stained lying sadist. I hope he dies in agony.

Dad's xmas. sigh

Betty comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Ties or socks, the safe gift that says I don't like you that much.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

I'm getting a new ceiling fan and some new cabinets. So it gets better the older your kids get.

Tis the season!!

NHjulie comments on Dec 21, 2022:

And that is not me getting ready, I swear!

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

Aww, we know that sweetie. <3

I think that was '73 or '74

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2022:

That was you!?! LOL🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

@glennlab Yes! Yes you were! I can sell you the negatives, if you're interested. LOL

Kevin Brady, the ranking Republican on the committee, said Democrats had just "unleashed a ...

silverotter11 comments on Dec 21, 2022:

The failure to elect people who can govern but only elect people who how to bully Democrats has come home to roost. Sadly this has not stopped over 40% of voters from cheering them on.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

And ya know what, it will never change. We have that element here and it will forever be with us. The rest of us just have to keep them from cheating the levers of power away from us - the majority, and keeping some modicum of democracy alive.

"Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing." Salvador Dali

ASTRALMAX comments on Dec 21, 2022:

So, I guess that Salvador Dali drew inspiration from the paintings of William Blake.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

I'll ask my daughter, who has an art degree.

Remember, he doesn't HAVE to come back next year.

JackPedigo comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Why, he's already done that.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

Yeah, and he is cheesed about it.

"Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing." Salvador Dali

Diogenes comments on Dec 21, 2022:

And Salvy, those who imitate everything produce nothing new.

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

As Picasso said, good artists borrow, great artists steal. I'll go with Pablo and Sal on this one. 😉

Wait...350 are about the same sweepstakes that I've already won.

ThinkingFree comments on Dec 21, 2022:

Z, "Mom"! ? (I don't get it)

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2022:

It's cartoon surrealism. Just roll with it.