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I won't do that stupid salute.

PaddyO comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Another four years of double ugly. I am disgusted with many of my fellow citizens. Despite his record of screwing everyone who he comes into contact with, they want to give him another four years in the ofal office. It simply doesn't make sense. When a candidates driving force is fear, they use ...

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

His one idea, and it's always been the one that drives him: How much money can I steal and still get away with it? We have yet to find the limit, but we will soon enough.

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

michelle666gar comments on Nov 9, 2024:

This country is the stupidest!!! So true!!!

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

We are in the top 3, for sure. Jeezus.

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

Betty comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Good set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

You are welcome!

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2024:

That is my doctor. good set

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

@glennlab I know that...I was just being a smartass, trying something new. LOL

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Well at least he doesn't have anemia...

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

There's such a thing as too much iron. 😏

I won't do that stupid salute.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Good ones! Thanks.

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

You're welcome!

I'm looking for a Mr. Appleseed, Johnny Appleseed....you know him?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2024:

That is my doctor. good set

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

Thanks. How's the new nose working out? LOL

Low information voters, racist, fascist, and the religious right joined forces with the billionaires...

zeuser comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Lordy, these are sadly spot on, boss.

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

@glennlab Well, they'll all find out now.

Low information voters, racist, fascist, and the religious right joined forces with the billionaires...

racocn8 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

Yeah. I wonder how long the supermarkets will be stocking strawberries and so much more...

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

Probably until the first couple batches are not sold due to expense and go bad.

And when he laughed, he sounded just like me! Hey, wait a minute...

Mooolah comments on Nov 9, 2024:

Set up a plan B or C. I think this site is going down. Glenlab has suggested Tribal & so am I. I will look for 'ya there.

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2024:

I'll check it out at some point during the weekend.

And when he laughed, he sounded just like me! Hey, wait a minute...

silverotter11 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

LOL!! That's how my pie looks! Funny set!

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

Thanks!

Nobody gets you like your algorithm.

EricJones comments on Nov 8, 2024:

Love the grate, I wonder if that guy charges more for the brainy balloons.

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

I don't know, but he should.

Seriously....what're you all doing to find some comfort right now?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

I am very upset and sadness will kick in the wknd when i am off . I have to finish the work week , i just want to walk away Saturday morning and go home free to realize what the fuck happen here and whats next . I feel sad about all the younger women and men . Just sad and anxious .

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

Just remember, all of you, you are NOT alone. There is power in solidarity, keep strong, keep your chins up for chrissakes!

Here's a bit of sunshine in an otherwise gloomy time.

pedigojr comments on Nov 8, 2024:

Washington State finally got rid of all the Republican state seats. We also said no to the republican sponsored attempt to gut the climate change rules and the attempt to get rid of the capital gains tax both of which were sponsored by a wealthy transplanted Californian. I sent a letter from our ...

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

That's fantastic. Resistance starts from the ground up. 😊

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

pamagain comments on Nov 7, 2024:

And so...we stand and fight, anywhere we can find a way!

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

Gotta keep trying. Drumming our fingers and humming funeral dirges won't get us anywhere.

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

TheoryNumber3 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

The dems in congress are going to have a tough time this term. They won't be able to get anything passed or stop the crazy legislation coming from the right.

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

I haven't given up on the house yet. If that goes, a big if, it's down to the filibuster. Dems may get their wish when the R's eliminate it, then it's a lot harder. But legislation can be undone. Mid terms in two years, and when people actually see the republican agenda enacted, there will be backlash.

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

racocn8 comments on Nov 8, 2024:

All that stuff is gone for the duration. We can say we don't accept the loss, but we have NO RECOURSE. Pray tell what it would be?

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

Even if we can't stop the fascist agenda, we can defy it, object to it, refuse to personally give in to it. Life is a wheel, this will go around and then come around. When it does, if we've worked hard and stood fast, there will be another day. I believe that.

Nobody gets you like your algorithm.

Betty comments on Nov 7, 2024:

Ah, Z. You managed to make me smile. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2024:

You're welcome!

These were all rich guys, mostly they all owned slaves of some kind, and the electoral college was ...

pamagain comments on Nov 7, 2024:

Yup! But...will the Canadians take us in?

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2024:

I dunno. They did during the Vietnam "conflict".

Good list. And, you know, good luck with it.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 7, 2024:

I 100% agree, and there is no room for negotiations.

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2024:

@pamagain Nixon was not this bad. LBJ made some terrible mistakes but he wasn't trying to undermine the democracy based on blackmail by the Russians. Better analogy would be Reagan's duplicitous criminal administration in the 80's.

Now that trump has been elected for a second non-consecutive term, and he survives to get sworn in, ...

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2024:

Move over Dubya. You too, Ronnie.

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2024:

@pamagain You keep swinging the dead cat around republican presidents and it's hard to miss!

I know who I voted for.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2024:

Voted early, avoided the phone calls, but not the 15 texts a day. I typed in stop so many times that the predictive text puts in stop anytime I put an S in.

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

Hah! I had the same experience with using stop on texts. It's like cutting the head off of a hydra, you spawn five or six more. Right off the bat, you get another text telling you won't get any more texts - which is lie! If I gave 10 bucks to everybody who texted me, I'd need to sell the house and go back to work. And, you know, fuck that! lol

I'll check back with you around 10 tonight.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2024:

I'm going to watch a relaxing movie like the Godfather where there is less violence.

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

I just can't, I'm too much of a politics geek to let this go and relax for a movie. Although Rocky is always a reliable bit of comfort entertainment. LOL

I'll check back with you around 10 tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2024:

Where?

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz That looks like a reasonable split. I hope it holds up in reality. Monte Carlo simulations are only as good as the factors used as input and also the technique they use to generate random numbers (there are differences based on which approach you use). You'd think a Columbia guy would get it pretty close.

I'll check back with you around 10 tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2024:

Where?

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz AAhhh. Well, 10 for me here in eastern standard time. Ought to be some early results trickling in by then, and my mood may swing one way or the other, depending. But it's a small joke because as y'all know, I'm almost always kind. ;)

I'll check back with you around 10 tonight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 5, 2024:

Where?

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

Probably right here.

A couple of messianic trump musings.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 4, 2024:

The conversation between "god" and satan is spot on!!

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

@Dave375 Ahhhh, I see. Gotcha.

A couple of messianic trump musings.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 4, 2024:

The conversation between "god" and satan is spot on!!

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2024:

@Dave375 I think in this gag he knows it, and he compliments Lucifer for convincing people the opposite.

A couple of messianic trump musings.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 4, 2024:

The conversation between "god" and satan is spot on!!

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

"god" has a point. LOL

Well, that's what moms are for, right? Keeps the psychiatrists in business....

Betty comments on Nov 4, 2024:

The spider finally got with the program. lol Poor mom, always burdened with the blame. Another fine set, Z. 🤴 Thank you for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

You're welcome!

Well, that's what moms are for, right? Keeps the psychiatrists in business....

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2024:

a couple had me lol ing good set.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

Excellent, thanks pal!

Industrial strength ammonia in a power washer. Twice.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2024:

I'm amazed at the people on social security and veterans that don't realize that every budget that trump proposed cut their benefits and project 2025 proposes eliminating most of them. VA benefits would be restricted to those whose disabilities are the direct result of war.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

You get blinded by the bigoted rhetoric and it seems like a good choice, for some the only possible choice. Those people will be around for a while, unfortunately...it's a problem.

This sounds like a pegging gone wrong to me, Carlson claims it was a demon, I think it was his wife ...

michelle666gar comments on Nov 2, 2024:

I'm surprised he kept this "story" a secret until now! 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

He couldn't tell it until he made it up. So that' not a surprise. LOL

Wait, Harris-Walz?!!? What the....

michelle666gar comments on Nov 3, 2024:

Remember she's supposedly Pro-Choice! He probably threatened her, telling her she's going to wind up six feet under in his golf course next to his ex wife!

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2024:

I bet he he makes mobster threats like that all the time. What a thug.

And when he laughed, he sounded just like me! Hey, wait a minute...

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2024:

Good set.

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2024:

Thanks, partner.

And when he laughed, he sounded just like me! Hey, wait a minute...

Betty comments on Nov 3, 2024:

Does that mean you have a clone or a twin. lol Fun set, Z. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2024:

Sure. You know for a long time, I used to run into someone at least once a year who looked pretty much just like me. It hasn't happened in a while, but the notion that we all have a doppelganger somewhere is a phenomenon I have personally experienced. More than once. One guy was even wearing the same kind of hat. LOL

Woohoo!!! It's Friday!!! 🎉🎉🎉🍻🍻🍻

zeuser comments on Nov 2, 2024:

Happy Friday hon! But the image of that bald red face guy, that's gonna haunt me. Good set tonight!

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2024:

@michelle666gar Ten to one Stephen King knows this guy! LOL

What more from this twatwaffle?!🙄🤣

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2024:

I saw that. Jesus tits who does he think his audience is? Putin, grinning to his buddies, "Da, that's how he ostoys my xep!"

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2024:

@michelle666gar Yeah, practices on a microphone. How can he be bad? Good lord, what a douche.

Oooo, a FULL SIZE worm!

silverotter11 comments on Nov 2, 2024:

LOL! The insurance plan is pretty accurate. Good set!

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

Eternal life of damnation, that's how you get a lower rate. Makes a certain reverse logic sense, doesn't it?

Oooo, a FULL SIZE worm!

Betty comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Yes, to be young...right. ;) Fun set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

@Betty Of course not, you're not a slinky! LOL

More interesting than a regular teller, and with enhanced up-selling

Betty comments on Nov 2, 2024:

Hmmm...Wonder what he is doing behind that curtain? ;) Funny set, Z. Thanks for the chuckles. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

Voting his conscience and expressing an opinion, I'd wager. You're welcome!

Oooo, a FULL SIZE worm!

Betty comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Yes, to be young...right. ;) Fun set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

@Betty Feels good if you're a slinky, though.

Woohoo!!! It's Friday!!! 🎉🎉🎉🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Registered for life as a sex offender?... No thanks, I have a 150 pound draw crossbow so afterwards all I have to do is dump the body in the street.... No paperwork no loud noises and I don't have to hire a lawyer...

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

Now I don't use my cock as a weapon, we agree on that. But you got a crossbow at the ready? I guess they'll only fuck with you just one time. Then, in the street? Yeah. 😜

Oooo, a FULL SIZE worm!

Betty comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Yes, to be young...right. ;) Fun set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2024:

To be young is one thing. To be young and slinky, now there's the sweet spot. You're welcome. 😁

Bezos is an oligarch, and not a very brave one.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 31, 2024:

Good set. And yes, anyone can become an American, it has been one of our greatest strengths.

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2024:

Still is.

Hey, look what crawled out from....oh, hi Steve.

nogod4me comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Look what else crawled out. Now you can see how bad they really are. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pv_5lkxMEQQ

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2024:

Unbelievable, but it appeals to that soulless audience. Shameful.

Hey, look what crawled out from....oh, hi Steve.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 1, 2024:

LOL! yep that's steve.

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2024:

You don't even have to look, the aroma gives it away. LOL

May all your dishes look like they did in the recipe book. Happy Halloween!

ParryHotter comments on Nov 1, 2024:

He needs a sugar rush BigZ (:

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2024:

Easy way to self-medicate. I prefer alcohol. 🤪

Are some of us leaving this site?

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2024:

I ain't going anywhere. Chili outside? Really? 😆 Good bunch here MG!

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2024:

Mid to high 70's and sunny here in north cackalacky. Gorgeous early fall day.

That chilly iron can freeze up your brain.

michelle666gar comments on Nov 1, 2024:

Tea cups for a bra, owww!!!! Teabagging happens in wrestling, man on man!!! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2024:

I'd wanna stay clear of anyone who uses soup mugs for that. 🤣

With over 27 sexual assault allegations , numerous settlements in sexual assault cases and two ...

zeuser comments on Oct 31, 2024:

It's not so much a record as it is a rap sheet. Fucking criminal predator.

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2024:

@glennlab And the QAnon pedo haters love him, thinks he is going to smash the international elite pedo society. Of course, he is the pivot man in that circle jerk in the real world. I just can't...

People can't see their own cray cray.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2024:

Imagine an "all powerful god" so stupid that when it runs across a fruit tree that is barren instead of blessing it to provide fruit he curses it instead...

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz well, I just sort of thought that was a given..

People can't see their own cray cray.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 31, 2024:

Imagine an "all powerful god" so stupid that when it runs across a fruit tree that is barren instead of blessing it to provide fruit he curses it instead...

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2024:

I guess when you're all powerful you don't have to be smart. So in a way, that checks.

That chilly iron can freeze up your brain.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2024:

That would be one cold bra.

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2024:

I could see a little tea-bagging going on though. LOL

That chilly iron can freeze up your brain.

Betty comments on Oct 31, 2024:

That twister game is going to hurt. ;) Thanks for the giggles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2024:

You're welcome!

No whining Wednesday!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2024:

Southern family reunion tea service, lol Good set.

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2024:

That is the default in NC, just say tea please and it's always sweet tea. Bojangles gives you a free large IT with any meal order.

Artists, BTW, love Halloween. 😜🦇

EricJones comments on Oct 30, 2024:

That is too good.

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2024:

Yeah, I thought it was hilarious. Of course, that's his costume. LOL

No drama Tuesday!!!!

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2024:

You don't wanna hear about my missing teeth. Good job today, MG!

zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2024:

@michelle666gar A childhood full of sugar in everything. I had several replaced by implants. I stay away from sugar now.

Good riddance to bad rubbish, let's take out the trash

racocn8 comments on Oct 30, 2024:

I got a solicitation that started by asking whether I thought Biden should pardon Trump. What would be appropriate? 1. Fed to a thousand hungry rats. 2. Fed to a single hungry shark. 3. Electrocuted. 4. Waterboarded in Guantanamo until he confesses everything he's done for Putin. 5. Tarred ...

zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2024:

Definitely #6.

Does anyone know when the community guidelines showed up here?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2024:

They have been on the site since its inception, but Oct 22, was the first time I got it when checking on a post. That is also when I started getting notifications of posts by others that got deleted.

zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2024:

@glennlab I don't think it's deliberate either, just this unmaintained site slowly deteriorating. 😔

Ah yes, even though we've had electric lighting for a century, gaslighting seems to still be a thing...

Appleriver comments on Oct 29, 2024:

After that Madison Square Garden rally I keep hoping he falls into an open manhole or on of those famous Florida sinkholes opens up and swallows Mar a lago with him in it.

zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2024:

@annewimsey500 Ok, I'm open to negotiation on that part. 🤣

Some to offend everyone, if i missed you. I'll be here all week.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2024:

For good reason I hope.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/10/27/2280123/-Early-voting-47-Dem-44-Rep-9-Ind-is-voting-61-35-Harris-Trump?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I wish I could be there in Allentown tonight where a BIG bunch of blue collar Puerto Ricans are ready for his shit. These guys don't play.

Some to offend everyone, if i missed you. I'll be here all week.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2024:

For good reason I hope.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/10/27/2280123/-Early-voting-47-Dem-44-Rep-9-Ind-is-voting-61-35-Harris-Trump?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I sure hope you're right, LOA. @glennlab You're right, the eggs have not hatched yet, so chicken counting now might be a fatal mistake. Still it looks encouraging, especially as flabby Hitler continues to publicly deteriorate.

Ah yes, even though we've had electric lighting for a century, gaslighting seems to still be a thing...

Appleriver comments on Oct 29, 2024:

After that Madison Square Garden rally I keep hoping he falls into an open manhole or on of those famous Florida sinkholes opens up and swallows Mar a lago with him in it.

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2024:

Personally, I'd prefer he contract a slowly fatal condition characterized by an unquenchable yet painful rectal itch. And it spreads to Vance.

Testes, testes, 1,2,3???

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2024:

Girl you are good

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2024:

@silverotter11 You don't say? *taking notes*

Testes, testes, 1,2,3???

zeuser comments on Oct 29, 2024:

Do I need to buy Palletland tickets in advance? Good set, MG!

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2024:

@Betty I'm too old for new hobbies. It's all I can do to keep the ones I have, and even they are slowly slipping away. @michelle666gar I dunno if I want to go on that particular ride.

I'd be willing to give boring a try for a while.

Betty comments on Oct 29, 2024:

For a while then, you will get bored of being bored. ;) Fun set, Z. Stay exciting. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2024:

If you want to call what I do here exciting, then for sure I can at least keep THAT up. Thanks, hon. 😁

I'd be willing to give boring a try for a while.

pedigojr comments on Oct 29, 2024:

Isn't a comment about not being able to complain and complaint!?

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2024:

Let me go check that in my logic book. 🤔

Ah yes, even though we've had electric lighting for a century, gaslighting seems to still be a thing...

racocn8 comments on Oct 29, 2024:

But not just any fascist. A Nazi fascist. A white supremacist Christian who is clueless about the Bible. Supported by 60 million assholes just like him. Perhaps he'll commission Musk to build his gas chambers. Jared, Stephen Miller and Mark Zuckerberg will work on the concentration camps (cheaper ...

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2024:

Let's not leave out "demented".

Sounds like something Elon might want to pick up.

DenoPenno comments on Oct 28, 2024:

He built everything on lies. What did he expect?

zeuser replies on Oct 28, 2024:

Bullies, which is what this fuckwad is, expect they can get away with anything. When someone stands up and punches them in the nose, it's a big shock.

Let's see, what should we call it Ronzo? It's not in any of the state's websites or laws....

DenoPenno comments on Oct 28, 2024:

I recently ran onto a woman who said there is no climate change at all. Her claim is that rain purifies everything and if it rains a lot there was just more that needed purifying. Climate come in cycles she said.

zeuser replies on Oct 28, 2024:

Sadly, she is far from alone.

FACT CHECK! Mark, Matthew, Luke, John: SPIT TAKES

DenoPenno comments on Oct 28, 2024:

The bible does not make sense because its authors lived in different times and did not know each other. Beyond that the bible of today was put together by decree with a suggested beginning and end. Many books did not make the cut and were left out. Throw that one on believers who know every word in ...

zeuser replies on Oct 28, 2024:

They think the whole thing was written in English, too. It's something that was translated at least 5 different times from different languages and the editing process was insane.

Some to offend everyone, if i missed you. I'll be here all week.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2024:

I think we can all agree it is good to ask questions... (FYI they are blocking me from making Posts still I tried putting this in the group but they sent me to their silly assed rules page again....)

zeuser replies on Oct 28, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz The remaining 6.7% ate his bow ties.

Some to offend everyone, if i missed you. I'll be here all week.

zeuser comments on Oct 28, 2024:

See this is why I miss the old school voting booths where you closed the curtains and pulled "levers". Gonna have to try a lot harder to offend me, buddy. 😏

zeuser replies on Oct 28, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Straight Democrat like a good union man! 😏

Some to offend everyone, if i missed you. I'll be here all week.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 27, 2024:

For good reason I hope.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/10/27/2280123/-Early-voting-47-Dem-44-Rep-9-Ind-is-voting-61-35-Harris-Trump?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

zeuser replies on Oct 28, 2024:

Ooooo, that IS good news. Hope it holds up.

FACT CHECK! Mark, Matthew, Luke, John: SPIT TAKES

EricJones comments on Oct 27, 2024:

I'm god on laundry day, never knew that. If the washer acts up I wonder if I can smite it.

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2024:

If smiting makes it behave, I'd recommend it.

FACT CHECK! Mark, Matthew, Luke, John: SPIT TAKES

Betty comments on Oct 27, 2024:

Oh, I feel for the swearwolf. Swearing makes you feel better. :) Too bad there wasn't fact checking back then. Could have saved a few lives. Fantastic set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2024:

Your welcome. Yeah, fact checkers would have eliminated most, if not all, of world religions before they got rolling.

Working out your anger on a pumpkin may be therapeutic, and in the end you have a nasty-ass pumpkin.

racocn8 comments on Oct 27, 2024:

Trump says he is the candidate of peace. That would be the peace Neville Chamberlain brought... Trump is all about surrendering to Putin to be his poodle bitch.

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2024:

Trump says a LOT of things that are patently laughable. Like this "candidate of peace" bullshit.

See if I can post this!

zeuser comments on Oct 25, 2024:

We take that squirrel stuff real serious here in moonshine country. Also, the La Z Boy works as well as the couch. 😜

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2024:

@michelle666gar Well, I've only had it in traditional Brunswick stew, and it tasted like meat you eat in a stew. A little chewy. All of the places that served it are long gone.

I fall for it every time and clap like hell, don't you?

EricJones comments on Oct 26, 2024:

A sofa cushion fort, my question is, given the size of that thing- how many sofa's does he have?

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2024:

Somewhere between "just enough" and "way too fucking many".

I fall for it every time and clap like hell, don't you?

michelle666gar comments on Oct 26, 2024:

Love the peek a boo for adults!!! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2024:

It is kind of a silly tradition, and it could be rooted in the peekaboo pattern. LOL

Still does, I'd wager.

Betty comments on Oct 26, 2024:

Good set, Z. The time is drawing near and I so hope there will be good news and Trump will vanish.

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2024:

You are not alone.

I fall for it every time and clap like hell, don't you?

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2024:

I see a trend here. good ones

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2024:

Thanks boss!

I fall for it every time and clap like hell, don't you?

Betty comments on Oct 26, 2024:

Good set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2024:

You're welcome!

Still does, I'd wager.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 26, 2024:

Good set!!

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2024:

Thank you!

And let me watch you shake it, please.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2024:

Maybe she should just go back to doing porn then....

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz My guess is it's been separate beds since Baron was born. But before that, yeah that's right.

Bonus flashback - what I posted here exactly one year ago on Oct 25 2023.

Betty comments on Oct 25, 2024:

Well...That is one husband that risked having a broom handle shoved up his... ;) Men under thirty make for tasty morsels. ;) Sometimes flashback are a pleasant reminder of what we do best. :) Thank you, Z. These were wonderful. :)

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2024:

I enjoyed looking back in time. 😁

Bonus flashback - what I posted here exactly one year ago on Oct 25 2023.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 25, 2024:

YES! another round of great stuff!

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2024:

Thanks.

And let me watch you shake it, please.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2024:

Maybe she should just go back to doing porn then....

zeuser replies on Oct 26, 2024:

Who said she stopped?

Four years ago today: We were using freezer trucks for morgues, there were shortages of ...

Lauren comments on Oct 23, 2024:

I don't know how these people can rewrite that history as a Democrat problem, but I hope we can get this behind us once and for all.