Father's day at Leavenworth.

DharmaBum50 comments on Jun 20, 2021:

In our dreams!

zeuser replies on Jun 21, 2021:

@JeffMurray Yeah, but here with us, we know it's a joke.

ABDUCTED BALLOT DATA Arizona voting system data has been taken by truck to a so-called "secure ...

Sticks48 comments on Jun 18, 2021:

I am pretty sure none of this is even legal.

zeuser replies on Jun 18, 2021:

You're right. That shit can NOT be legal.

Tucker Carlson Called 'Dead Wrong,' 'Tinfoil-Hat' Crazy after his Baseless Claim of FBI Role in ...

zeuser comments on Jun 17, 2021:

Anti-American asswipe says what?

zeuser replies on Jun 18, 2021:

@OldGoat43 It's a childish way to insult someone and trick then into admitting they are the insulting term you used when they answered "what?"

Trigger warning: Moms, close your eyes for this.

lerlo comments on Jun 15, 2021:

But he runs with scissors too!

zeuser replies on Jun 15, 2021:

None of that helps him here. LOL

We're not as smart as we think we are.?

Willow_Wisp comments on Jun 14, 2021:

People have in general always been stupid apes, due primarily to their hubris. You can't teach anyone anything when they're convinced they already know everything, not for the entire six thousand year history of the universe, as a sarcastic example. People don't understand that unlike ignorance ...

zeuser replies on Jun 14, 2021:

It's an uphill battle. It was always hard to teach reality to the indifferent, but it has gotten worse as they've gotten more empowered by examples of bullying and oafishness among the elected leaders and the fringe elements of radical thought. Not good.

Larson confronts the age old question....

AnonySchmoose comments on Jun 9, 2021:

If it was a good apple cider, I bet he would drink.

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose Yeah, I can see that. Either one.

Larson confronts the age old question....

AnonySchmoose comments on Jun 9, 2021:

If it was a good apple cider, I bet he would drink.

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2021:

Then the saying would be -- you can lead a horse to apple cider, and he drinks it. I doubt that would ever have become a cliché.

An interesting offer.

AnneWimsey comments on Jun 9, 2021:

The Correct Address is: c/o @AnneWimsey!

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2021:

I see what you did there, you capitalist you. ;)

"That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be." P.C. Hodgell Seeker’s Mask

WilliamCharles comments on Jun 9, 2021:

Always thought it was Sagan. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/truth-carl-sagan-quote/

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2021:

It's a good line, but I didn't see anything attributing it to Chapman Cohen, or anyone else. No matter who said it, it's a great quote because it's true. I love providing a whiff of science.

What sticks out the most for me is that this heavy gentleman they used for the photoshop is far ...

BirdMan1 comments on Jun 9, 2021:

His private tailor makes them for him...never gets paid.

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2021:

I read somewhere that he refuses to allow tailoring of his apparel.

Darn, my dog is a nudist.

JackPedigo comments on Jun 7, 2021:

What kind of park is this?!

zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2021:

Punchline Park?

'So interesting': Trump pitched on idea to run for House, become Speaker | TheHill

zeuser comments on Jun 6, 2021:

Because he's such a great negotiator, right? LOL

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2021:

@SeaGreenEyez The SOH is a political position. If a speaker has legislative, negotiating, or leadership skills, that's a bonus.

As if thugs like the militia groups and Proud Boys aren't bad enough, now look who's been in ...

JackPedigo comments on Jun 5, 2021:

Looks like one tough pussy.

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2021:

I bet it can take a pounding. LOL

Hey, free is free.

KateOahu comments on Jun 4, 2021:

Hell, I had to let them scan my license to buy wine in Las Vegas, New Mexico, this afternoon.

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2021:

I enter my zip code to buy gas with a card on the interstates. Identification technology is something flying under the radar.

You can't make me, copper!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2021:

If I do end up in one of those black plastic sacks for any length of time I don't think I'd really give a damn where I'm placed after!

zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2021:

Yeah. After a couple of minutes, it's really a moot point.

Giraffe walks into a bar, says "High balls are on me."

Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 3, 2021:

You've got some neck posting that big Z :-D

zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2021:

You have to stick your neck out for humor sometimes, AC.

Always make sure you know your territory, or shut up.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2021:

If they had read the damned thing, they would have seen the discrepancies.

zeuser replies on May 31, 2021:

Probably too late for most of them.

not a good thing to say in a mexican prison.

BestWithoutGods comments on May 30, 2021:

So that's why Jesus had twelve men who followed him everywhere! :o

zeuser replies on May 30, 2021:

Eating his "body"? Drinking his "blood"?

“Even if you cannot change all the people around you, you can change the people you choose to be ...

KateOahu comments on May 30, 2021:

You cannot change the people around you, but you can change the people around you.

zeuser replies on May 30, 2021:

I like that. *writes it down* I'm gonna steal it, just so you know.

“Even if you cannot change all the people around you, you can change the people you choose to be ...

zeuser comments on May 30, 2021:

I've learned a lot about eliminating negative people in my life recently. I don't feel any lonelier, to be honest. Bennett is right, choose your companions with care.

zeuser replies on May 30, 2021:

@LenHazell53 Whoa, I could use a couple of those too!

The picture I want to see

phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2021:

tRump would be too afraid to get any tats, tho I don't doubt he be poked many other ways!

zeuser replies on May 30, 2021:

Yeah, that sort of ink probably wouldn't do well with all the blood thinners in his system.

People can be so judgmental.

Diogenes comments on May 30, 2021:

I can equate with that- because I am crude and rude too!

zeuser replies on May 30, 2021:

Yeah, but in an adorable curmudgeonly way. :)

People can be so judgmental.

bobwjr comments on May 29, 2021:

Especially a grandad fart

zeuser replies on May 29, 2021:

@MsKathleen it's not what you eat, it's how you use it. 😜

People can be so judgmental.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2021:

If they can see your fart, then it wasn't just a fart.

zeuser replies on May 29, 2021:

You got me there, Glenn.

People can be so judgmental.

bobwjr comments on May 29, 2021:

Especially a grandad fart

zeuser replies on May 29, 2021:

It's amazing how potency can increase exponentially with age.

That'll be chilly for a bit.

phxbillcee comments on May 28, 2021:

So, all the Palace Guards are coneheads???

zeuser replies on May 28, 2021:

Maybe. LOL

Reagan is the devil that gave us Trump, Never forget, Never forgive.

NHjulie comments on May 27, 2021:

Agree completely. And don't forget what he did to the mental health system. The Mental Health Systems Act of 1980 (MHSA) was United States legislation signed by President Jimmy Carter which provided grants to community mental health centers. In 1981 President Ronald Reagan and the U.S. ...

zeuser replies on May 28, 2021:

Yeah, that part doesn't get enough scrutiny in the historical scope of things. It increased the number of homeless in the streets significantly.

Oh Pu-LEASE let it be true! Orange jumpsuits for the Trumps! I have questions about the grand jury...

HippieChick58 comments on May 25, 2021:

I have no doubt he would throw anyone and everyone under the bus to try to save his own ass. Can you imagine them all throwing each other under the bus. What carnage!!

zeuser replies on May 25, 2021:

That sounds like "good carnage".

What? Oh yeah, that was the rhino.

Pralina1 comments on May 24, 2021:

What r u talking about ?? Women don’t fart ! And if we do , it’s roses , lavender and glitter . Occationally rainbows 🦋🦋💐🌸🌼🌻🌷🌹🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

zeuser replies on May 25, 2021:

I bet after eating two or three bean burritos it would be a different story. LOL

What? Oh yeah, that was the rhino.

bobwjr comments on May 24, 2021:

Yup

zeuser replies on May 24, 2021:

I just know you've done it, Bob. This is also a good reason to have a dog around.🤣

Plus, he works for oats.

Deb57 comments on May 23, 2021:

You need to put a dollar in the pun jar now. ;)

zeuser replies on May 23, 2021:

I'll save time and drop in a 20.

Gotta respect bilingual rodents.

KateOahu comments on May 21, 2021:

It won’t help.

zeuser replies on May 22, 2021:

@Austin-Cambridge Mice have notoriously bad taste in food. Not picky at all.

Gotta respect bilingual rodents.

Austin-Cambridge comments on May 22, 2021:

This joke is poorer than a church-mouse! :-D

zeuser replies on May 22, 2021:

Yeah, but it is very very quiet.

Gotta respect bilingual rodents.

KateOahu comments on May 21, 2021:

It won’t help.

zeuser replies on May 21, 2021:

Don't tell me, tell the mouse. Still, it goes to show you, praying for something to anybody or anything, is pretty cheesy. Or, um, Krafty. 😊

He would in a heartbeat

HippieChick58 comments on May 21, 2021:

He damn tried!

zeuser replies on May 21, 2021:

He's still trying.

It's official, our country is full of imbeciles! [msn.com]

zeuser comments on May 20, 2021:

Brainwashed is the term I would use. Completely indoctrinated with propaganda. They certainly aren't geniuses, but not quite imbeciles either, manipulated by a demagogue and belief in a reality that they want to be true, regardless of objective reality.

zeuser replies on May 20, 2021:

@Mofo1953 I'd pick "assholes" out of that list. LOL

My buddy sent me this gem.

HankSherman comments on May 20, 2021:

Kathie and I got good chuckles....thanks

zeuser replies on May 20, 2021:

De nada.

Correct! 😂

zeuser comments on May 18, 2021:

Ad hoc ergo propter hoc. Classic logic fallacy. LOL

zeuser replies on May 19, 2021:

@Ryo1 A perfect time to teach the basics of logic.

No godless heathens here. Nope, no siree.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2021:

Maybe not godless, but soulless...

zeuser replies on May 15, 2021:

Both.

Happy Mother's day, you mothers! 😊💙

Lorajay comments on May 9, 2021:

I resemble that cartoon. I got the dog's and the kid's names mixed up all the time.

zeuser replies on May 9, 2021:

It happens.

And also afraid to get his “hair” wet.

zeuser comments on May 6, 2021:

You can decorate him all you want, but it's still like putting a pink tutu on a pile of steaming horseshit.

zeuser replies on May 8, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo I've known a few canine Zeuses. One was a chihuahua. One is a rottie. It's a proud heritage. ;)

New platform. A lot of people say it's yuge.

HippieChick58 comments on May 7, 2021:

Way back when.... I was an 05H in the Army. I was a Morse Code Intercept operator. Essentially I can listen and transcribe, but I can't send worth a damn. And seriously, I don't think it is going to catch on very well.

zeuser replies on May 7, 2021:

That's so cool!

You're gonna have a bad day.

Theresa_N comments on May 5, 2021:

Serves her right for using disposables like that.

zeuser replies on May 5, 2021:

Yep. You never make that particular mistake with a French press.

Trees experimenting with different reproductive strategies.

tioteo comments on Apr 28, 2021:

That is a cunt tree, never found in a city

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2021:

Nice one!

Devin Nunes is caught up in Giuliani’s ‘Russian mob’ scandal: Trump impeachment prosecutor...

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 28, 2021:

Oh this is a most wonderful development! I wonder how Devin will get out of this???? LOL

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2021:

He's gonna pin it on his cow. LOL

& the winner is...

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2021:

I won my high school science fair once, I placed third the year before. I didn't have the wheel up my sleeve, but it was better than pointy stick. LOL

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2021:

@phxbillcee No, no, it was material science based on using mine tailings, culm, in various useful ways. We had a lot of culm in NE PA, where we mined anthracite for a long time before externalities were even discussed as a thing. It was high school science, but it got me a silver one year, and a gold the next. No volcanoes involved. I used the scientific method!

Sharpening my humor a little.

Cast1es comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Why are men so enticed by basic bodily functions ?

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2021:

They're funny.

Sharpening my humor a little.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Always tell the truth to children.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2021:

Yeah, but stuff like this is a big part of making being a dad fun. 😄

Feeling left out? Find your theory here.

Donna_I comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Obama will harvest your trigger finger in the pantry of a marxist pizzeria... Why the pantry specifically I don't know.

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2021:

That's part of the conspiracy. :)

Meep Meep.

Oldman51 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Might even be a x marking the spot.

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2021:

Yeah, probably the one the coyote painted his very own coyote self. And he thought, like always, that he was being clever. That's the genius of RR.

Meep Meep.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I don't remember my exact results, but a long time ago in college statistics, I did a project counting how many times on average the coyote would have died per cartoon.

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2021:

From Wiki, it was fun to see the list annotated like this: In his book Chuck Amuck: The Life and Times of an Animated Cartoonist,[44] Chuck Jones claimed that he and the artists behind the Road Runner and Wile E. cartoons adhered to some simple but strict rules: 1. "The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going ‘Beep-Beep!’" This only applies to direct harm. However, the Road Runner is able to indirectly harm Wile E. One of the most common instances of indirect harm was done with a startling "Beep-Beep" that ends up sending Wile E. off a cliff. Rule 1 was broken in Clippety Clobbered when the Road Runner drops a boulder on the Coyote after painting it with "invisible paint", and has been broken in several CGI shorts from The Looney Tunes Show. 2. "No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of the Acme products." Trains and trucks were the exceptions from time to time. 3. "The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic. (Repeat: ‘A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim.’ — George Santayana)." 4. "No dialogue ever, except ‘Beep-Beep!’" Various onomatopoeic exclamations (such as yowling in pain) are seemingly not considered dialogue. This rule was violated in some cartoons such as in Zoom at the Top where the Coyote says the word "Ouch." after he gets hurt in a bear trap, as well as in shorts such as "Adventures of the Road Runner" which don't follow the standard formula. 5. "The Road Runner must stay on the road — otherwise, logically, he would not be called Road Runner." This rule was broken in several shorts including cactus patches, mines, cliff edges, mountain tops and railways. 6. "All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert." 7. "All materials tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation." However, there have been instances in which Wile E. utilizes products not obtained from Acme; in Rushing Roulette, the Coyote uses AJAX Stix-All glue. In Zip 'N Snort, aside from the Acme Iron Pellets, Wile E. also had a box of AJAX Bird Seed. In Fast and Furry-ous, even though one item, the Super Outfit, was from Acme, for some reason the Jet-Propelled Tennis Shoes was from 7. "Fleet-Feet". On one occasion, he uses a manual: How to Build a Burmese Tiger Trap (though the publisher is not indicated), hoping to catch the Roadrunner. To his shock, the trap works precisely as promised, and actually does catch a Burmese tiger ("Surprisibus Surprisibus"). 8. "Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy." For example, falling off a cliff. 9. "The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures."

Meep Meep.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I don't remember my exact results, but a long time ago in college statistics, I did a project counting how many times on average the coyote would have died per cartoon.

zeuser replies on Apr 18, 2021:

I recall reading the dozen or so rules Chuck Jones of Looney Tunes developed that governed how the roadrunner cartoons should be made. One of them was "none of the characters are permanently damaged or killed " or something to that effect. I'll see if I can find them and post them here.

When you bust yourself unnecessarily.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Oopsy. And, wouldn't he be blowing from the other end?

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2021:

@HankSherman You can't prove anything. LOL 🤣

When you bust yourself unnecessarily.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Oopsy. And, wouldn't he be blowing from the other end?

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2021:

Kinky. You hotdog you. :)

When you bust yourself unnecessarily.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Hey, cut him some slack.... I know the feeling.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2021:

Yeah, I can relate, you know? LOL

Ahhh, so that's how it works.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Why has it been so difficult to understand?

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2021:

It is a tribute (if that's how you want to characterize it) to the effectiveness of widely disseminated propaganda and the wishful thinking it inspired.

Changing, charging, adapting. Three different things.

Kynlei comments on Apr 14, 2021:

My husband. Good lord there are so many electronic parts. Old computer cases, broken TVs, obsolete video cards, cables to who knows what. I beg him to get rid of it but he never does.

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2021:

@Kynlei Yikes. It's like the jacks you used to use to connect speakers to other equipment. A prong with a jacket around it. We called them furred plugs when I was in cable a long time ago. Might have been cable tech slang.

Changing, charging, adapting. Three different things.

Kynlei comments on Apr 14, 2021:

My husband. Good lord there are so many electronic parts. Old computer cases, broken TVs, obsolete video cards, cables to who knows what. I beg him to get rid of it but he never does.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2021:

I still have stuff with furred plugs, really 30 years old. You never know..

Changing, charging, adapting. Three different things.

bobwjr comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Remember that now just one type

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2021:

Not with my stuff, Bob.

Changing, charging, adapting. Three different things.

NHjulie comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Yup. I keep finding them everywhere.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2021:

@NHjulie They are all black. It would help if they were different colors, but as usual, nobody asked me first.

Changing, charging, adapting. Three different things.

NHjulie comments on Apr 14, 2021:

Yup. I keep finding them everywhere.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2021:

I'm afraid to throw them away. It's irrational, but the question is....can I adapt? LOL

Some of these are too true to be really funny, but I chuckled at most of them.

Donna_I comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I am not sure of the physics for number 9 but it explains so much! 🤣

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2021:

I think it's metaphysical, but just as true.

Some of these are too true to be really funny, but I chuckled at most of them.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 14, 2021:

All applies to me but I pretend it does not.

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2021:

Let me know how that works out for you, partner. 😉

Gwen Shocks a Christian I was in Walmart today and, as is my wont, struck up a conversation with...

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2021:

That's cute. I remember telling a JW at the door that I was an atheist, and he told me he was sorry to hear it, which made me laugh. He came back the next day to apologize to me, which impressed me. Then I asked him if he wanted to help me sacrifice the goat in the back yard. And they say we have no...

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 Because a rabbit hiding eggs on the Sunday after the first full moon following the spring equinox isn't suspiciously pagan. Nope, not at all. 😉 Though honestly, atheism *would* be better with chocolate rabbits once a year. LOL

CNN - ADL CEO calls for Fox News to fire Tucker Carlson [youtube.com]

chalupacabre comments on Apr 12, 2021:

The guy loses the network money and he was successfully defended in a slander suit when his lawyer argued that he wasn't an actual journalist, anyway, but more of a bloviating bobblehead, so what genuine value does he offer the network?

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2021:

Wingnut eyeballs.

This is inspirational. [amp.theguardian.com]

Fernapple comments on Apr 12, 2021:

Sad. Why do these sporting authorities always seem to sell out so cheaply for a few bits of Saudi silver ?

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2021:

Money is the universal language. That's why people who follow their morals rather than cash are inspirational, to me at least.

Less known Greek philosopher.

tinkercreek comments on Apr 8, 2021:

OK, I like this guy!

zeuser replies on Apr 9, 2021:

Me too!

Hard to believe, I know.

dkp93 comments on Apr 7, 2021:

Really hard to have pity for the willfully ignorant people who continue to send him money.

zeuser replies on Apr 7, 2021:

I have none.

Trump Campaign Reportedly Forced To Refund More Than $122 Million To Donors

racocn8 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

This is off topic, but germane to the Republican attitude. Another group on Agnostic.com is "Conservative Atheists" and provides a venue for Republicans to post polemics against Liberals. Notable, the subheading for the group says: "A group for atheists who are also conservative. This is not a ...

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2021:

Good guess.

The classics never get old.

HankSherman comments on Apr 4, 2021:

What makes me think a man would never get away with this? Even if he did think to come up with it?

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2021:

I doubt the elderly lady would get away with this if it wasn't in a joke.

These are too good not to share.

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Artistic genius. Who's work it it? The nipple guns on Marjorie Greene are the right touch.

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2021:

The place I took then from didn't give a credit. I'll check further and post here if I find out.

A lot of us post puns and wordplay here. Did you know that there are rules?

Theresa_N comments on Apr 3, 2021:

That's punny.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2021:

I saw what you did there, TN!

Somebody has an attitude.

HankSherman comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I can tell....I really need more bible study courses in order to keep up in this crowd

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2021:

I had it shoveled into me, which eventually led to my rejection of the whole enchilada. You don't forget it even after you know it's horseshit. .

Somebody has an attitude.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Even the bibble can't get this right...

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2021:

@phxbillcee I know, Bill. :)

Somebody has an attitude.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Even the bibble can't get this right...

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2021:

@phxbillcee Accuracy is often a casualty of humor. Even dark humor.

I think this guy is from Romania.

tinkercreek comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Hey, I resemble that remark, and my great-great-grandfather's last name was Vackula!

zeuser replies on Mar 31, 2021:

I bet he could really count.

@OldMetalHead should get this one.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I have this meme! You beat me to the punch! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

Sorry. You snooze, you lose. LOL

The long arm of the wingnut law.

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Everyone of us has to do grassroots approach to stop this at the state level, because it's happening in so many states. Gerrymandering is a cancer to human values.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose Ironically, I think ham-fisted racism like this will speed up the momentum for the elimination of the filibuster in its current form.

The long arm of the wingnut law.

Willow_Wisp comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I plan to travel to Georgia in 2022 to hand out food and water to voters standing in line if this law is still on the books. I'll be breaking the law, not the people receiving the food and water. F the GOP!

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

Sounds like a great way to act against this white power horseshit. I'll be pulling for you, partner. With any luck, this will get repealed by then, but I'm not holding my breath.

It's a mystery.

St-Sinner comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Lol... I remember. My Mom bought one in the '70s and I used it more than she did in my teen years. I was constantly altering shirts and pants throughout school and college years because no ready made clothes were available in that poor country. We had to buy cloth and go to tailors in town. The ...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

I wish I had taken the time to learn how to do it. I admire your skill. Replacing a button takes a morning for me, and the result is serviceable but ugly.

"Anyone can make the simple complicated.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I tried to do this when I was a technical writer. It's not easy.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

@MizJ Yes. Brevity and clarity and, where possible, diagrams.

@OldMetalHead should get this one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I do hope this isn't located in the South. Tho BBQ is popular there, I fear too many Fundies would take offense. (No sense of humor & no appreciation of word play.)

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

I'm not sure where this is, but it's funny no matter what. Besides, this is a play on words related to music those guys know very little about.

The long arm of the wingnut law.

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Everyone of us has to do grassroots approach to stop this at the state level, because it's happening in so many states. Gerrymandering is a cancer to human values.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

This happened in NC with the bathroom bill. We lost some basketball tournaments and all star games, and they repealed it a year later. I sense a similar backlash brewing in GA.

It's a mystery.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

That is funny. My mother was a seamstress.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

My mom worked in a glove factory and a boot factory sewing. I still have the Singer she used at home.

Eric Trump complains that Joe Biden takes too much time off when he visits his home state of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Jesus Marie, does he really believe we will buy that Biden going to his own home in Delaware is equivalent to his corpulent sex addicted syphilis-addled father playing fucking golf every weekend for four years? You're wrong though, he is even dumber than he looks, which is stone cold box of hammers...

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Yeah, I've made that mistake before, and you called me out on it then too! I have to reassess my metaphors. How about "box of rotting grapefruit stupid"? Open for suggestions. ;)

President Donald Trump didn't much care for conversations about his "legacy" ahead of leaving office...

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I'd say it is worse than the anus, more like a septic flaming ulcer on the ass of all humankind.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2021:

So THAT'S what's been causing that pain. LOL

Found this in my FB archives:

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I don't see how you can get a lap dance here.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2021:

@EyesThatSmile I gave that some thought. No, those aren't the same at all, based on what I can recall. :)

I had to look twice, but yeah.

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 28, 2021:

🤔 That could make Acetaminophen acquire a good-for-health connotation, rather than toxic if overdosed. Evidently did not detect the humor. 🤔

zeuser replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose It's a play on words.

Hmmm. Whatever could the difference be?

racocn8 comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Canada does not have an NRA supported by the Kremlin. However, I am betting that some Canadian legislators have been invited to dine with Putin...

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2021:

Tell them NOT to drink the tea!

There is time in life when...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Pick the one you think who for sure won't get a divorce.

zeuser replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@St-Sinner With some folks, the hard way is the only way they learn. I am not immune, by the way.

Big family? Get the all new Texan toaster, enough for everybody!

Donna_I comments on Mar 23, 2021:

controls are a bit finicky.😏

zeuser replies on Mar 23, 2021:

Controls? In Texas?!?

Mafia bosses never commit murders themselves. They tell their button men to pull the trigger.

LucyLoohoo comments on Mar 23, 2021:

He does enjoy the "EL CAPO" role, doesn't he?

zeuser replies on Mar 23, 2021:

He rubs shoulders with American and Russian mobsters, and he sooo wants to be one of them. A thug is always a thug, not known for their love of diversity. He always seems to be in waaay over his head. Yet conmen like him can always find marks stupid enough to cover for them. I think he is running out of rope, but he can still cause a lot of damage.

Oh, Smudge. LOL

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Don’t promulgate unhealthy myths!

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2021:

OK. This is the last time. Promise! 😉

I know guy's like Joe, professional victims! :-D

St-Sinner comments on Mar 22, 2021:

The question is where Joe is now?

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2021:

@Austin-Cambridge Imagine my surprise. 😜

I know guy's like Joe, professional victims! :-D

St-Sinner comments on Mar 22, 2021:

The question is where Joe is now?

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2021:

Read the OSHA reports, I would bet he won't be hard to find.

Hey, boys and girls! What time is it?

silverotter11 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Now *that's* one very amusing marketing ad!!

zeuser replies on Mar 21, 2021:

Takes a licking and keeps on ... well, you know.

Happy spring , y'all! 🌞

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

How long until that robin lays a blue egg?

zeuser replies on Mar 20, 2021:

I've heard some fan theories, but I honestly don't know. 😉

Interesting, I thought I read he was a real cream puff, but I guess not.

Cast1es comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Are they actually allowed to show that on this site ?

zeuser replies on Mar 19, 2021:

No, but let's see if they catch on.

Ok, this is a day late but I thought it was funny.

St-Sinner comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Please change the story, make St Patrick freeze in stone. It is more probable.

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

That would probably be a better result all the way around.

Ok, this is a day late but I thought it was funny.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2021:

I posted it here yesterday! LOL That's cool, it's still a classic!

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

Ooops, sorry, I didn't check. I'll try to do better. ;)