Presidential Records, and More? [rawstory.com]

chalupacabre comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I wish her luck with that, as I recall news articles describing how the administration would scrap records, if they were initiated to begin with, in particular regarding dealings with the Russians. Trump had previously decided that translators wouldn't even be permitted to tape or scribe notes of ...

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2020:

Even if the records that still exist can be recovered, I think you are right, they have illegally destroyed far more.

Absolutely beggars belief really!

BD66 comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Stalin was worse than Putin, Trump, and Johnson combined.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2020:

He would have LOVED this pandemic.

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

azzow2 comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A nene nestled on a wapiti.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2020:

@glennlab An elk is quite a bit different than a moose. They are two different animals. I don't know if the word wapiti refers only to elk, but that's what I always thought. When I saw this picture, I imagined the goose was in a movie playing Rocky on top of Bullwinkle with CGI enhancement coming in post production. .

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

Kynlei comments on Dec 15, 2020:

I like this one better.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

Me too. :)

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A real spruce goose.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

Looks a little loose, yes?

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

azzow2 comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A nene nestled on a wapiti.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

Well, I'm not from Canada - they will attest to that. And I am NOT a biologist. However, I believe that is a goose on a bull moose. The wapiti are no doubt unhappy to be left out of this shot. 8-)

Went to visit my dad this past weekend and stopped at a rest area along the way.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Dumbasses can be very persistent. Dumbass Nazi jerkoffs though, that's another dimension of stubborn.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@JeffMurray Whoa. You and I need to thrash this out in a bar somewhere, with Ruth, with a nice white wine selection and Hendricks gin. We need to be talking strategy now, not tactics.

Went to visit my dad this past weekend and stopped at a rest area along the way.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Dumbasses can be very persistent. Dumbass Nazi jerkoffs though, that's another dimension of stubborn.

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@Freedompath We are not actually at war as it's commonly understood. But we ARE at war. Plus, you are correct about escalation. Not an easy answer, it may get easier if things get uglier. I dunno.

I guess that's not what she was expecting.

zeuser comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Sometimes, Uncle Cole just wants to feel...special, ok?

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot I guess the urge is overwhelming sometimes, but of course, you are correct. LOL

It's the only present I want.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 13, 2020:

What? No Erik?

zeuser replies on Dec 13, 2020:

He's probably taking the picture.

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. Herbert Spencer

yvilletom comments on Dec 12, 2020:

...law is to the selfish man, or to Donald Trump.

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2020:

Yeah. that's what I thought when I posted.

Sometimes, the myths can work in your favor.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 11, 2020:

Love it but Mitch eats shit and survives. That's the problem.

zeuser replies on Dec 11, 2020:

Yup.

Diaper Don - LMAO! [youtube.com] Rocky Mountain Mike

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 9, 2020:

"Six foot three?" In his DREAMS! And in his ''lifts!"

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

And 239? Really? LOL

Do you get dark humor?

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2020:

There are still Russians who pine for the days of uncle Joe. Similarly, we will see the same phenomenon in the US soon for a different deposed murderous despot.

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

@Moravian Too true.

Now watch what I do with your offer.

girlwithsmiles comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Apparently one of the guys at work recently got a phone call asking if he’d recently been involved in a car crash, he told them yes, died. They hung up on him! 😂

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

@Petter The ones I get are robo calls. Haven't seen the tp pitch. Yet.

The truth hurts.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 9, 2020:

If he had so little money to spend, he was in the wrong store and department. The Dollar Store is always good for really cheap stuff. He should start there.

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy Anytime!

The truth hurts.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Dec 9, 2020:

If he had so little money to spend, he was in the wrong store and department. The Dollar Store is always good for really cheap stuff. He should start there.

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2020:

Well, the characters you put into jokes are fictional, so they go where you put them to get a laugh. ;)

Taking pof to a different level

Wisterious comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Ever heard of the candiru fish? 😬😱 https://youtu.be/1b2hbY4PbSQ

zeuser replies on Dec 7, 2020:

Holy crap! That's enough to get someone to swear off seafood for a while!

[scotsman.com] The cost of theTrump family

mcgeo52 comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Keeping them all in prison will be a bargain compared to what they would cost us otherwise.

zeuser replies on Dec 6, 2020:

You're right! That ought to appeal to the budget hawks.

This guy is an appellate litigator admitted to practice in California, the Ninth Circuit and the ...

Shaggy2018 comments on Dec 4, 2020:

We really need to take the power to pardon away...no one person should have this power..

zeuser replies on Dec 4, 2020:

Don't take it away, it can be a force for good if it's used correctly. We need some rules.

This guy is an appellate litigator admitted to practice in California, the Ninth Circuit and the ...

Freedompath comments on Dec 4, 2020:

We have two enormous struggles happening all at once, the pandemic that keeps us on high alert and our democracy being undermined by ignorant citizens or criminal minded citizens. This is going to be ‘trying times’...even with a reasonable person as our leader. I feel weepy, as this ‘time’...

zeuser replies on Dec 4, 2020:

Yeah, it is up to each one of us to do whatever we can, every day.

While strolling through a park a female Salvation Army Officer see an elderly man sitting on a bench...

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2020:

She should tell the old gentleman to write down his address when he eventually makes his way home. LOL

zeuser replies on Dec 3, 2020:

@dartagnan6666 Hey, I can't solve all of the old guy's problems. LOL

Strategy session with the boss.

BirdMan1 comments on Dec 2, 2020:

Nah, Putin is not in the business of creating martyrs.

zeuser replies on Dec 2, 2020:

Yeah, but what about losers? LOL

Maybe this will work, ya think?

NHjulie comments on Dec 1, 2020:

I think we should start that campaign.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2020:

No lie, Julie, they came up with this themselves! The RNC is BEGGING them not to do it, Trump continues to undermine that. I love it.

Maybe this will work, ya think?

racocn8 comments on Dec 1, 2020:

As long as its the morons in the Republican Party putting this out. Given that they have, they have no standing to complain if they lose.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2020:

That won't stop 'em though. As I once read on the t-shirt of a guy with a red hat on, and I quote, *"Fuck your feelings!"*

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2020:

Yes, marriage is grand. But divorce is about 50 or 60 grand.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2020:

@Marionville Yeah, I know ALL about it. It's all good, though, it didn't kill me at least.

Maybe this will work, ya think?

DenoPenno comments on Dec 1, 2020:

This would work. BTW it seems Trump is going down there to further muck things up.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2020:

Good! Pour more poison down that well!

Christmas joke

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:

A copy of Strunk and White would be a plus too.

zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2020:

@JimG Yeah, you're right. *sigh*

Christmas joke

zeuser comments on Nov 30, 2020:

A copy of Strunk and White would be a plus too.

zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2020:

@JimG Yeah, the Chicago Manual of Style would be a good idea too.

Ok, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

DharmaBum50 comments on Nov 29, 2020:

How lucky of the meme generator to find the "president" *in.* He's usually *out* golfing these days.

zeuser replies on Nov 29, 2020:

I guess that's why it's satire, a pure work of fiction. LOL

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am.

Triphid comments on Nov 28, 2020:

"He/she who expects a lot often appreciates NOTHING, he/she who expects little or nothing oft appreciates everything." - William Anthony, 2018.

zeuser replies on Nov 28, 2020:

You should post that in the Quotes group, it's a good one.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am.

Jolanta comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Not sure that thanks giving is a thing one should celebrate. It is somehow very insensitive to the Native Americans. Maybe it should be changed to something els.

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2020:

They observe Indigenous People's Day the day after, what most folks call Black Friday. I think these days the holiday is more of a reminder to be personally grateful than it is a celebration of our invasion and genocide of the native American population.

An example of how, sometimes, conspiracy theories can be helpful. [huffpost.com]

chalupacabre comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I'm not convinced conspiracy theories impact that base. Feels like there's been more than ample evidence that the base is mostly comforted by stories that fit their narrative than with the facts that blow holes in those stories, and if you present them with those facts, you're part of the very ...

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2020:

My guess would be they are easier to dupe with some goofy-ass conspiracy theory than with something that was less like their usual batshittery.

An example of how, sometimes, conspiracy theories can be helpful. [huffpost.com]

Theresa_N comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I love it. Conspiracy theories backfiring, who would have thought?

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2020:

I know, right? LOL

An example of how, sometimes, conspiracy theories can be helpful. [huffpost.com]

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I’d love to see republicans stay home!!!

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2020:

I saw another post, posted as a joke, that Georgia republicans should write in Trump for both elections and that would secure his winning the state. I like this boycott approach better, it's even more ridiculous and it plays into a republican strong point - reality denying conspiracy theories.

A Beautiful Eulogy

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2020:

I would be very glad to hear about the death of the Chump. Given the opportunity, I would visit his grave and do my happy dance on it.

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2020:

@AnneWimsey And wear piss proof shoes. The area around the grave will be soggy.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am.

Holysocks comments on Nov 26, 2020:

I got a message from a cousin that is somewhat of an outcast. That was food for my heart.

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2020:

Aw, that is fantastic.

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am.

Surfpirate comments on Nov 26, 2020:

Nice to see people giving thanks to others who have helped to make a difference in their lives, real and tangible difference. So many people will be bowing their heads today and thanking a sky daddy that doesn't exist and wouldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling donut if he did.

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2020:

I know. My kids and my ex, who joined me for the meal at my house today, are all atheists. So I gave the blessing. Something like "Jesus Fucking Christ this looks good, let's eat!" LOL

Our country just escaped from being subject to whining brat who always wants things his way or no ...

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 24, 2020:

We are still suffering from Reagan and Nixon so I’m pretty sure we’re fucked from Trump. BTW, what’s up with Trump’s hair and skin? Now he decides to go less clownish??

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

Probably the product placement deals for free hair dye and bronzer dried up after he lost. That's why he hasn't been making public appearances.

Donald Trump is re-tweeting Randy Quaid! 🤣🤣🤣🤣:[twitter.

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I remember this douche-nozzle. He's crazier than a box full of scorpions on meth. No wonder he is sympatico with the mutant orangutan.

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@BTHT As much as he researches anything, which is to say zippo.

A serious headline from a serious news source had me laughing out loud.

Diagoras comments on Nov 23, 2020:

His lawyers have the same problem his white house press people have. They are expected to spin shit into gold. Sean Spicer is still hiding behind some bushes.

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

I forgot about Spicey. He's probably holding up a cardboard sign at some interstate off ramp somewhere.

Melania dyed her hair blonde, put on 6 inch heeled boots and now up for decorating the fucking ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Maybe she's getting a new ''look'' in preparation for a new life? heh heh heh

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

Probably the "escort agency" advertised for blondes.

Melania dyed her hair blonde, put on 6 inch heeled boots and now up for decorating the fucking ...

Theresa_N comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I feel sort of sorry for her. She invested all that time in something that didn't pan out. She's not really responsible for much that could get her indicted.

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. LOL I love it. You're right, of course.

Talk about lost in translation.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Well, you hear what you want to hear. BTW, this doesn't seem unreasonable to me. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot I recommend Maria Muldaur's album "Naughty, Bawdy, and Blue". You'll love it.

Talk about lost in translation.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Well, you hear what you want to hear. BTW, this doesn't seem unreasonable to me. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot Hah! No need to wonder about what he meant in that one. I wonder what he'd do if he had Astroglide instead of vaseline? I bet he could make it rhyme. :)

Talk about lost in translation.

zeuser comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Well, you hear what you want to hear. BTW, this doesn't seem unreasonable to me. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot Oh, that is one of my favorite CC songs. I'd juke box that bitch every chance I got when playing pool, especially mixed doubles. Ah, memories. Thanks, DMN.

PMS For 2024? [politics.theonion.com]

wordywalt comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Given the personalities of many female Republican politicians they should not have too much trouble finding a woman who can fit that description.

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

Maybe Nikki "I'm an Indian Too" Haley? Nahhh.

Despite the scandal of the Westminster Govt.

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

You put a vaccine into whippets, lots of stoners would take it. I would.

zeuser replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@Moravian A lot of dentists use it to relax their patients during procedures. We'd empty them into a big balloon, one of the kinds with a rubber band on it that you were supposed to punch, and inhale the contents a little at a time. Intense, but short-lived, rush.

Would be fun and interesting

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Mommy isn't on it because I saw him kissing her.

zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Two kids talking at recess. "Did you ever see your mommy kissing Santa Claus on Christmas eve? " "Nope. But I saw her blowing Uncle Ted in the garage on the 4th of July. " Sorry.

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

Word comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Turdonken - turkey, donald, chicken

zeuser replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Not cajun. Cage free! LOL

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

An old classic

zeuser replies on Nov 21, 2020:

This was the first time I saw it. It should be a Thanksgiving tradition, like Alice's Restaurant.

Before the coin shortage, there was this.

Wisterious comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Boo. That was baaad. 🤣

zeuser replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Pick out the ones you like! I will not be singing or dancing, this is it! LOL

Before the coin shortage, there was this.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Now they would be cutting them out!

zeuser replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Soon enough, that problem will be eliminated.

Ah, the afterglow.

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2020:

Maybe having sex and him losing Georgia a third time *simultaneously*? I'd be up for that.

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot Yeah, that could be right. Electulation? It's good to have a choice here. LOL

Despite the scandal of the Westminster Govt.

zeuser comments on Nov 19, 2020:

You put a vaccine into whippets, lots of stoners would take it. I would.

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@Moravian Whippets, also known as whippits or whip-its, is a term used to describe the nitrous oxide charger that is used in whipped cream dispensers. These whipped cream canisters help push out the whipped cream, but they are not always just used for dessert.

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Gnarloc comments on Nov 19, 2020:

You obviously haven't cared for it properly, it's grown fungus!

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

That's pesto. LOL

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Man that looks good big Z, I would be happy to demolish it! :-D

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge No worries, she is going to Pierre Trudeau. 🤣

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Wisterious comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Funny! I'll fwd that one to my favorite pun-sharing friend and preface it with, "What do you get when you cross puns with food?" Thanks

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

De nada. LOL

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Man that looks good big Z, I would be happy to demolish it! :-D

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge Believe me, they recognize me. LOL

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Austin-Cambridge comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Man that looks good big Z, I would be happy to demolish it! :-D

zeuser replies on Nov 19, 2020:

Hands off! It's for Santa!

This is a phenomenon with which I believe we all have some experience.

Budgie comments on Nov 18, 2020:

I would suggest even the dumbest bear is still smarter than the dumbest human.

zeuser replies on Nov 18, 2020:

That's easy to believe.

This is a phenomenon with which I believe we all have some experience.

TheDoubter comments on Nov 17, 2020:

residents in Durango CO have bear-proof garbage cans.

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

I don't doubt that. But you can't press a metaphor too far.

[youtu.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

HA! "You know how to pick 'em, buddy, you might as well put on a Jets hat" That was sad, but lordy it's funny. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Pralina1 I know. I have mixed emotions about a lot more things these days than before.

Have you guys seen this member's posts? Here's a good example.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

I've never run into this nitwit. If I ever do, I will block.

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Wisterious Be persistent. Change comes slowly. :)

I just heard that Guillani is getting $20,000.

bobwjr comments on Nov 17, 2020:

No his is taking the money and running but Trump is notorious for dodging bills

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

You have to wonder why people willingly work for him anymore, they pretty much know they ain't getting their money.

Have you guys seen this member's posts? Here's a good example.

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

I've never run into this nitwit. If I ever do, I will block.

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Wisterious Aww man, I didn't think anyone was looking at my photos! Thanks, I appreciate it. Yes, Cary NC, I've been here for about 34 years. If your family hangs out at bars around here I've probably run into them. Look me up if you ever visit them here. :)

Should Trump be stopped from laying a "mine-field" for the Biden administration?

zeuser comments on Nov 17, 2020:

Yeah. The problem here is just who exactly is going to stop him?

zeuser replies on Nov 17, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge Naw, I want him to live a long life in the hoosegow.

I've got plans. Don't waste your breath.

zeuser comments on Nov 13, 2020:

So wadda we talk about now? The weather?

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot Yeah, okay. LOL

Two hours ago tweeting ''WE WILL WIN",he's insane.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2020:

"Highly respected Ken Starr"!?! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

zeuser replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@BirdMan1 I know, right? When you've lost Rove, you've lost.

Hey, who likes haiku?

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 12, 2020:

Poetic justice!

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2020:

I see what you did there. LOL

Two hours ago tweeting ''WE WILL WIN",he's insane.

zeuser comments on Nov 10, 2020:

"Highly respected Ken Starr"!?! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2020:

@BirdMan1 Karl Rove's house.

“You are not entitled to your opinion.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Oh man . I know that should be true , but that will wipe of all my youth , from 12 to 40 at least ! I had plenty of opinions through the years , and a big mouth , to not mention a huge temper when my opinions could not hold water and I was called out many times for not been informed or just plain ...

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2020:

Everybody is ignorant, just about different things. When you realize and acknowledge there are things you don't know, maturity happens. The important thing is what you do from now on.

Another reason for the trump government will not want a transition.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2020:

I've got a feeling a lot more shit like this will start dropping onto the swirling blades of the fan of justice. One by one.

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Oh, will do! I'm ordering some pizza and wings too! 🤣🤣🤣😜👍😂

Whatever tRump has on him must be REALLY bad. [newsweek.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 6, 2020:

Oh Lindsay, everybody already knows what goes on in the hall closet.

zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2020:

@NHjulie And we all know what he was engaged in too. Not that there's anything wrong with that. LOL

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

zeuser comments on Nov 5, 2020:

One of my favorite quotes from one of my personal heroes. An atheist's atheist and a true Renaissance man.

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@Marionville And he did it by writing more than 200(!) books!

I honestly don't think I could be anymore disgusted with the roughly half of the electorate that ...

TheDoubter comments on Nov 4, 2020:

i was amazed at the number who voted for Trump

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2020:

Even so, Biden has attracted more votes than any other presidential candidate *in the entire history of the US*.

Here's what the media never grasped about the psychology of Trump voters - Alternet.org

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

In the few conversations I've had with Trump voters, and I try to avoid talking politics with them, the rationale is something like this: Sure he's an idiot and he fucked up the pandemic, but I still have a job and I just got a raise.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy The difference is that you are not trying to rationalize your support for a madman.

Here's what the media never grasped about the psychology of Trump voters - Alternet.org

zeuser comments on Nov 4, 2020:

In the few conversations I've had with Trump voters, and I try to avoid talking politics with them, the rationale is something like this: Sure he's an idiot and he fucked up the pandemic, but I still have a job and I just got a raise.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2020:

@altschmerz Yup. It doesn't make any difference to them, but my respect for people with that kind of thinking immediately disappears.

I see a lot of people feel sure that trump is gonna lose I hope he does .

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Here in my corner of NC, the lines aren't long at all. In some precincts, 75-80 percent of the registered voters have *already voted*.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Crap, I see it went for the asshole too. Sorry. We still have a good shot in NC and PA, my two main states. I also lived in CO for about 11 years, and I'm delighted the way they voted. Courage.

First item on my Christmas wish list.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I get some good ideas after a couple of bowls, but you do you. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2020:

@NHjulie No. I write 'em down. LOL

I see a lot of people feel sure that trump is gonna lose I hope he does .

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Here in my corner of NC, the lines aren't long at all. In some precincts, 75-80 percent of the registered voters have *already voted*.

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Y'all are gonna flip Texas blue, I feel it!

First item on my Christmas wish list.

zeuser comments on Nov 3, 2020:

I get some good ideas after a couple of bowls, but you do you. LOL

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2020:

@DaisyMaeNot I hear you. Most of them aren't bad either. Wine ideas tend to be shakier. Hah!

“Besides the fanatical frenzy , which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 3, 2020:

As is all religions! They all put down women!

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2020:

The wiccans are pretty good about that, but I take your point.

Texas Republicans Ask Federal Judge to Throw Out 117,000 Legally Cast Ballots [slate.

Rignor comments on Nov 1, 2020:

There is a fatal flaw to the GOP position: the lawsuit needed to be filed prior to any vote being cast. They can not claim "harm" after the fact. They let the voting begin, and then decided that letting the voting happen is the cause to their "harm". The suit should be dismissed prior to any ...

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2020:

Strategic thinking is not the republican approach to legal challenges, it's more of a brute force and coopt the judge sort of strategy. Most of the time, it flops. Sadly, every so often, it works.

No, no, no, you dimwitted nazi, you don't, I repeat you DO NOT, fuck with Philly when we vote.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 30, 2020:

I love me some Philly steak and trash talking the orange dumpster 🤗

zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2020:

You will notice he has never ever had a rally anywhere close to south Philly. North or west Philly either. He'd probably eat a cheesesteak with a fork. He goes into a philly jail, he won't come back out.

I'm guessing about 200 years. What's your opinion?

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Don't ask her, ask her husband,

zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2020:

@HumanistJohn Yeah, you're right. I wish you weren't.

[facebook.com] A bit of unreal news from uk

altschmerz comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Funny how comedians tend to be more perspicacious than news pundits!

zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2020:

Good word!

Follow me for more holiday cooking tips.

Besalbub comments on Oct 29, 2020:

I just might sabotage the turkey this year

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2020:

I love it when I can be a bad influence, but in a relatively benign way.

Follow me for more holiday cooking tips.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 29, 2020:

Doesn’t sound like there would be a good result for your guests😱

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2020:

Yeah, but it would be hilarious!

A wall full of truth and humor.

azzow2 comments on Oct 27, 2020:

I want to see more like the third one down on the first column.

zeuser replies on Oct 27, 2020:

Be careful what you wish for. 😊

Convicts can't be candidates. [msn.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 19, 2020:

Why do people listen to Bannon like he's some political genius? He's a nazi putz, who got lucky with an extremist website, with a face like a used dart board.

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Be thankful you can't smell him.

Who's the butt of this joke?

silverotter11 comments on Oct 19, 2020:

I am not going to look at that image again. I know it's there and I want to scroll back to it - NO DON"T!! LOL

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2020:

Sorry. It IS funny though.

Is Trump going to run--- to a country without an extradition treaty?

Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 18, 2020:

If he does we can send in a SEAL team to fake kill him like Bin Laden🤬

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2020:

You'd have to glue two people together to make a full-sized body double.

"When the student is ready, the teacher appears."

zeuser comments on Jul 14, 2018:

Everybody can teach you, but you have to be ready to hear what they say. The teacher appears because you are finally listening to hear what he or she is saying.

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2020:

@Gwendolyn2018 You can only be taught what you are open to learning.

"When the student is ready, the teacher appears."

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Oct 16, 2020:

Sometimes, we need to be our own teacher(s). People look too much to the outside to find what they need/want.

zeuser replies on Oct 17, 2020:

Maybe when you are ready, your teacher will be you.

Savannah Guthrie had a real Trump Pinata. [variety.com]

Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 16, 2020:

The comments after this article show very starkly how divided this country is and how incredibly ignorant about 30% of the country is.

zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2020:

@Redheadedgammy Bots make up a lot of these responses, but there are a lot that come from just the clientele you describe. And that is quite depressing, not to mention alarming.

Savannah Guthrie had a real Trump Pinata. [variety.com]

Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 16, 2020:

The comments after this article show very starkly how divided this country is and how incredibly ignorant about 30% of the country is.

zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2020:

It's hard to tell how many of the comments against NBC and pro Trump were real and how many were the work of Russian disinformation propaganda specialists and bots. This is the stuff they do, and I believe a fair number of folks are, finally, on to their games.

Literate humor.

HankSherman comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Somebody put some work in.

zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2020:

Editors all over the planet can relate. And on the net, everybody thinks they are an editor. 😊

Oh oh lindsey

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Amy Covid Barret is an insensitive twit.

zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2020:

You misspelled "twat".

All the best endorsements.

chalupacabre comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Yeah, cuz nobody coulda predicted that. Christie probably thought a superspreader event was a condiment promotion

zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2020:

He probably thought that's what they called amateur night at the Bada Bing.