I think the right island for his exile is Alcatraz or Rikers.

zeuser comments on Jan 5, 2022:

Key West. Let the gay community observe his exile.

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2022:

@ChurchLess You sure? It could be fun.

Now that I believe just like him

Sticks48 comments on Jan 5, 2022:

And found him trying to pay Mary Magdolin for some head with the money.

zeuser replies on Jan 5, 2022:

I understand he tried to use the coupon in the wallet to get dinars off.

Sometimes it is just closed

zeuser comments on Jan 4, 2022:

Hah! I always pump my own!

zeuser replies on Jan 4, 2022:

@phxbillcee Yeah. But on the other hand, I pump by the gallon.

"Scar" is a pseudonym here. The hyenas are metaphorical.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jan 3, 2022:

I’d love to see the MAGAts go after trump and hang him like they wanted to do to Pence!!

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2022:

Me too, but that would just mean that there is a murdering mob still at large looking for who to hang next. Mixed emotions here.

"Scar" is a pseudonym here. The hyenas are metaphorical.

ChestRockfield comments on Jan 3, 2022:

Except the MAGA hyenas are far too stupid to realize Trump lies.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2022:

Eventually I think they will in fact catch on. Things can get to be pretty fucking shitty before that happens, but I think it'll happen.

I found this in an article about the burning man event.

KateOahu comments on Jan 2, 2022:

Symbolism…love it.

zeuser replies on Jan 3, 2022:

It's a trap!

I found this in an article about the burning man event.

Sticks48 comments on Jan 2, 2022:

Building a better sheep trap.

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2022:

They may each look different, but they work the same.

Teaches the kids to be quick and efficient.

Theresa_N comments on Jan 2, 2022:

I had a terrible time rolling, I was the one using the machine. Because of this I always preferred a big water pipe.

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2022:

I should start a thread about disastrous bongwater spills. Back in the days of shag carpeting, this could be a major disaster.

Teaches the kids to be quick and efficient.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 2, 2022:

I was/am terrible at rolling. So bad that a friend, in the 70's, rolled one while driving a manual VW bug through the city for us to smoke. He was fucking amazing.

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2022:

I was always the designated roller. I honed my skills rolling regular tobacco back in the days when it was much cheaper than buying smokes, and I was poor. I haven't rolled a blunt in decades, preferring pipage with the more potent bud now available, but I could still do it if necessary, with one single sized paper too.

I found this in an article about the burning man event.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 2, 2022:

I want to see them burn it prior to the main burning.

zeuser replies on Jan 2, 2022:

I'd suggest that it gets its own event.

Good riddance!!! [the-sun.com]

RobertNappi2 comments on Dec 31, 2021:

This shit has been going on for far too long. I don't feel sorry about this at all. Stupid is as stupid does.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2021:

Plus, she died with no fear! That's a key! Of course, when you are sedated and intubated, your capacity for fear is limited by your lack of both consciousness and easy access to oxygen.

Will he be held accountable though?

zeuser comments on Dec 30, 2021:

If the Russian mob decides he's too big of a risk. they will rub his greasy orange ass out. Otherwise, I suspect he will never be held accountable.

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Ah, this is such a common request. You mistake me for the mythical deity. My thunderbolts are limited to what I produce after eating chili, cole slaw, and a side of baked beans. While unpleasant, those bolts are rarely fatal. Apologies. ;)

Good riddance!!! [the-sun.com]

Moravian comments on Dec 31, 2021:

A woman of faith ?. No, A woman of stupidity

zeuser replies on Dec 31, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Yes. Yes it is.

She had to put a dinar in the swear vessel.

Julie808 comments on Dec 29, 2021:

My dad used to say "Jesus H. Christ!" but I never figured out what Jesus' middle name was... So I imagined it was Harold, like my dad. Haha! Yeah "Brian!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

zeuser replies on Dec 29, 2021:

Wiki says the H was originally for Harold. So you are right on the money. A nice way to remember your pop when you stub your toe. ;)

She had to put a dinar in the swear vessel.

RhondaShotwell comments on Dec 28, 2021:

Blessed are the cheese makers.

zeuser replies on Dec 28, 2021:

Classic Brian.

Well that's just grate!

Canndue comments on Dec 27, 2021:

Cool, they come out cooked

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2021:

Browned and just lightly salted.

Well that's just grate!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 27, 2021:

You should see what they did to Barbie. She may never recover. Ken is in hiding, but G.I. Joe is looking for some payback.

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2021:

The depravity of the genitalia-challenged dolls.

Well that's just grate!

AnonySchmoose comments on Dec 27, 2021:

Evil elves claimed it would be massage therapy.

zeuser replies on Dec 27, 2021:

Yeah, but that's not ketchup.

Mrs. C starts making a couple of bucks for next year's toy making.

bobwjr comments on Dec 26, 2021:

Naughty Mrs C

zeuser replies on Dec 26, 2021:

The reindeer are naturally horny.

I like pagans, personally.

KateOahu comments on Dec 25, 2021:

Isn’t that every day during Saturnalia?

zeuser replies on Dec 25, 2021:

Even better.

I like pagans, personally.

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Saturnalia?

zeuser replies on Dec 24, 2021:

Yule, too. Pagan sex is pretty non-denominational. A boy is talking to his friend. "I didn't see mommy kissing Santa Claus. But I saw her in the garage on July 4th blowing Uncle Ted."

Yeah, this all checks.

HankSherman comments on Dec 23, 2021:

And can out fly superman AND ironman...

zeuser replies on Dec 23, 2021:

The reindeer have a hand in that, or a hoof at least.

Darwin Award winner. Male idiot tackles wet snow with a leaf blower.

freedom41 comments on Dec 22, 2021:

The dumb ass needs to hire someone to do it. Since, he is clearly a lazy bastard.

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2021:

@LiterateHiker It's likely nobody will ever thank you. Of course, that's not why you do it. Good job, Lit. The best help you can give is the help that nobody knows about but you. They say that nothing is purer than the kindness of an atheist.

Never underestimate reindeer treachery.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Animals are behaving and talking like humans again, fun for others but so creepy to me. I don't know how I tolerated my toddler daughter's love for Elmo then.

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2021:

I'd advise you to stay away from Disneyland.

Something to keep the youngsters occupied well past Xmas morning.

twitch comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Well, she seems to be enjoying herself!

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2021:

Yeah, she tailed the hoop, which I think activates the vibrator function. LOL

A LOT better than that fucking elf.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 21, 2021:

"Is his nose cold?...."

zeuser replies on Dec 22, 2021:

Um, I can check. Hold on, I have to do this manually...

Something to keep the youngsters occupied well past Xmas morning.

Donna_I comments on Dec 21, 2021:

will I play this game 🤔 Oh! Hell. No. 🙄

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2021:

Nobody gonna force you. ;)

The answer my friends is blowing the GQP...

zeuser comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Let's not forget the systemic impact of the deliberate republican de-funding of public education, at the federal, state and local levels, over decades. I still think that was a deliberate effort to make the American people stupid, and it continues today with their insistence on including religion in...

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, this all checks.

Canndue comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Perhaps we should start a new religion….”all hail Santa”

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2021:

@Canndue I'm in!

Yeah, this all checks.

Canndue comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Perhaps we should start a new religion….”all hail Santa”

zeuser replies on Dec 21, 2021:

That's already been done. The religion is called "capitalism", and the particular sect involved with Santa is called "retail consumerism".

Faulty communication or groaner?

KateOahu comments on Dec 16, 2021:

When you start compulsively building a replica of the Devils Tower, I will start worrying.

zeuser replies on Dec 17, 2021:

@MsKathleen I did a lot of onsite work centered in Gillette. I drove by the devil's tower, just looking, with my fellow consultants. I enjoyed that kind of work. The people, when you could find them, were great.

Easy cures for boredom

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2021:

I did teach a small parrot to say, in the same whispery voice, "I see dead people." That was a fucking hoot, especially after some unsuspecting visitors had imbied some weed.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2021:

You're a baaaad man. LOL

Love the judgey looks

dalefvictor comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Kate was going to a clinic in Portland for IVIG infusions, she did not have a water bottle to use so she substituted a Gin Tangeray bottle.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2021:

Nice.

They say loose lips sink ships.

ThinkingFree comments on Dec 16, 2021:

I farted in the 4th grade and was so embarrassed, I hid under my desk.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2021:

As a guy, I was always proud of my farts. Especially in the 4th grade.

They say loose lips sink ships.

bobwjr comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Really happens a lot

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2021:

It's the wet ones you have to worry about.

They say loose lips sink ships.

Willow_Wisp comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Women don't fart, according to women. One piece of cheese and I'm a fucking locomotive.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2021:

I'm never taking you anywhere on taco Tuesday!

Faulty communication or groaner?

KateOahu comments on Dec 16, 2021:

When you start compulsively building a replica of the Devils Tower, I will start worrying.

zeuser replies on Dec 16, 2021:

What the hell is that Ms K?

I should've asked them for a hit, but that's just nuts.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

stoned squirrel

zeuser replies on Dec 15, 2021:

@Canndue If they'd stay out of the bird feeder, I'd feed them separately. When the seed is all gone, they start chewing on the feeder itself, this is irritating me too.

Follow me for more tax tips.

jeshuey comments on Dec 14, 2021:

Apparently there's a tax deduction for funds deposited in bathroom walls.

zeuser replies on Dec 14, 2021:

Yeah, the tax evasion money laundering deduction.

I should've asked them for a hit, but that's just nuts.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2021:

stoned squirrel

zeuser replies on Dec 14, 2021:

I'm having some issues with squirrels and feeders, and I approve this result. Wish I could duplicate it with my set up. Hmmm. I'm on it. 💙

He would, and it still wouldn't make any difference to his followers

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2021:

That's the same approach other countries used to conduct foreign policy business with him when he was squatting in the White House. cf. Kim Jong-un, Putin, bin Salman, Erdogan, and Duterete.

zeuser replies on Dec 14, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo *sigh*

Sometimes you've got to marvel at the utter stupidity of some people.

KateOahu comments on Dec 12, 2021:

I’d say this article may well put the web site out of business

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

The people dumb enough to fall for this in the first place would probably never look at a CNN news story.

Sometimes you've got to marvel at the utter stupidity of some people.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 12, 2021:

I read this article earlier!!! 😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

Unbelievable, right? Lordy I may make a few mistakes here and there, but this level here requires immersive naivety at the least, and utter stupidity at worst.

Realistic, but yet somehow still hopeful.

dalefvictor comments on Dec 12, 2021:

I guess I am one of these, I am now a glass is always full kind of guy, just what it is full of is the question.

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

@dalefvictor I'm at the point where if someone is buying and puts it in front of me, slainte - bottoms up.

When Galileo rejected the Vatican’s astronomical dogma, he wasn’t rejecting only their ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Galileo wasn't a rebel. He simply took good notes and the overlords took notice which is always a dangerous position to be in. You can tell simple truths and become the defacto leader of all the rebels (all the bad people) in the minds of your self appointed enemies, look at Dr. Fauci. Galileo ...

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

There's more than one way to use your head, I guess. ;)

A sweet interlude.

HankSherman comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Kathie and I had great laughs with your beautiful story.

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

Good!

Science can be fun!

HankSherman comments on Dec 12, 2021:

I wonder at the kind of mind that comes up with this stuff, and I worry.

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

You're using your sun too much. Use Uranus more. It all becomes clearer at that point.

Realistic, but yet somehow still hopeful.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 12, 2021:

The world has been going to shit for as long as anyone can remember but thankfully the planet will recover when things finally go to shit for humans and nobody will remember us, which is okay too.

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

@SnowyOwl I guess if the reset involves putting waste plastic everywhere and precipitating a mass extinction due to our effect on the climate, we are doing it up right.

Realistic, but yet somehow still hopeful.

dalefvictor comments on Dec 12, 2021:

I guess I am one of these, I am now a glass is always full kind of guy, just what it is full of is the question.

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

Only one way to find out, DV, you gotta take a swig. LOL

Realistic, but yet somehow still hopeful.

SnowyOwl comments on Dec 12, 2021:

The world has been going to shit for as long as anyone can remember but thankfully the planet will recover when things finally go to shit for humans and nobody will remember us, which is okay too.

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

Yeah, after mother earth shakes off the human infestation like a bad cold, the ecosystems that sustained us before we screwed them up will re-form into newer ecosystems capable of sustaining other life. With luck, the other life won't be a bunch of too-clever-for-their-own-good greedy monkeys who love to shit where they eat.

I guess the quote is technically from Bill Waterston but hey.

Marionville comments on Nov 25, 2021:

I have my Brunhilda bra for those sorts of days….the bra where my breasts steer me straight into a room a clear nanosecond ahead of the rest of my body!

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

jpegs, Marje, or it never happened. LOL

By including the right firepower, this classic story has a very different tone.

bobwjr comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Well it's Texas

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

I'm guessing that ICE already caught up with Sancho Panza.

This may help prevent some potential holiday faux-pas.

twitch comments on Dec 11, 2021:

I've already got my tickets!

zeuser replies on Dec 12, 2021:

Score!

A sweet interlude.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2021:

One of several reasons I no longer shop at Home Dildo...

zeuser replies on Dec 11, 2021:

For me it's mostly because of where they put their political contributions.

A sweet interlude.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Reminds me of when I had my kids put a radiator into a car while I went to work. My oldest was home from college and his two teen siblings were there. I set the car up safely, gave them the manual and went to my summer job. When I got home, they had done a great job. My, now ex, wife asked, sort of ...

zeuser replies on Dec 11, 2021:

The lingo is the most important part.

He would, and it still wouldn't make any difference to his followers

zeuser comments on Dec 10, 2021:

That's the same approach other countries used to conduct foreign policy business with him when he was squatting in the White House. cf. Kim Jong-un, Putin, bin Salman, Erdogan, and Duterete.

zeuser replies on Dec 11, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Great for them. Probably profitable for him. Not so hot for the rest of us.

Science can be fun!

NHjulie comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Oh my gosh! So that must mean that there is a god, you know, planning this whole thing out like that.

zeuser replies on Dec 11, 2021:

Intelligent design, all centered around Uranus.

“Prayers never bring you anything….

waitingforgodo comments on Dec 11, 2021:

I prefer my WC Fields the way he liked his children; ineffably, ineluctably and irredeemably baked.

zeuser replies on Dec 11, 2021:

WC was pretty much always baked.

This may help prevent some potential holiday faux-pas.

KateOahu comments on Dec 10, 2021:

Everything is connected.

zeuser replies on Dec 11, 2021:

Santana just got roped into this one.

The security guards loved the guy.

KateOahu comments on Dec 9, 2021:

From the same tourist group as was in D.C. on 6 January?

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2021:

No, probably not.

If you like these check out memes R us and 50"s

zeuser comments on Dec 9, 2021:

It's most phallic time of the year. LOL

zeuser replies on Dec 9, 2021:

@glennlab Down the chimney, hard. Drops his load. Back up and in the air, babeeee, NEXT! Ho. Ho, Ho!

Jesse Dollemore - DOJ Says it's Prepared to Prosecute Steve Bannon IN A SINGLE DAY!!! ...

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Good. I'd be in favor of loading up his sentence to include hard labor and the requirement that he takes a shower, at least once. ;)

zeuser replies on Dec 8, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo LOL I promise, Lu!

The very worst of them all……

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2021:

Yeah, I'd like 20 stamps...oh, wait... I thought I was in the post office there for a minute. ;)

zeuser replies on Dec 8, 2021:

@phxbillcee Yeah. I'm not sure that's a thing anymore, been a while since I saw wanted posters in the post office. I'm probably dating myself here.

An assembly of church messages brought to you by your friendly FFRF community.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2021:

I'd go see the ladies who cast off clothing of every kind. In the church basement, no less.

zeuser replies on Dec 8, 2021:

@JackPedigo Guess it depends on how much fund raising the ladies would be prepared to do.

An assembly of church messages brought to you by your friendly FFRF community.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2021:

I'd go see the ladies who cast off clothing of every kind. In the church basement, no less.

zeuser replies on Dec 8, 2021:

@JackPedigo I doubt that nudists would put up with how I look without any clothes for long. Friday afternoons in the church basement, that's my jam.

An assembly of church messages brought to you by your friendly FFRF community.

zeuser comments on Dec 8, 2021:

I'd go see the ladies who cast off clothing of every kind. In the church basement, no less.

zeuser replies on Dec 8, 2021:

@JackPedigo That's a gamble I'd be willing to take. ;)

Jesse Dollemore - DOJ Says it's Prepared to Prosecute Steve Bannon IN A SINGLE DAY!!! ...

zeuser comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Good. I'd be in favor of loading up his sentence to include hard labor and the requirement that he takes a shower, at least once. ;)

zeuser replies on Dec 8, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Unless he goes commando. Ew, that disgusted even me. LOL

Ash heap of history material.

anglophone comments on Dec 6, 2021:

I wonder just how the United $tates of Absurdity elected such a dangerously deluded idiot as its president.

zeuser replies on Dec 7, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy I've seen this myself. I don't like the trend. I've lost friends. :(

Ash heap of history material.

anglophone comments on Dec 6, 2021:

I wonder just how the United $tates of Absurdity elected such a dangerously deluded idiot as its president.

zeuser replies on Dec 6, 2021:

I saw it happening, and I can't really explain it to myself satisfactorily.

Ash heap of history material.

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 6, 2021:

And yet he leads by far of all potential candidates for the republican party, amazing!

zeuser replies on Dec 6, 2021:

They hate him, but they are scared of him. Profiles in lack of courage.

It's about that time of the year to roll this old chestnut out for one more solstice.

p-nullifidian comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Well, there’s always Festivus for the rest of us! 😉

zeuser replies on Dec 5, 2021:

Time to break out the pole!

It's about that time of the year to roll this old chestnut out for one more solstice.

Theresa_N comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Mostly it's bah humbug for me, but I don't resent others celebrating the change of seasons. It's just this whole holiday is just an inconvenience for me.

zeuser replies on Dec 5, 2021:

It triggers a lot of people, that's for sure.

It's about that time of the year to roll this old chestnut out for one more solstice.

bobwjr comments on Dec 5, 2021:

I call bullshit

zeuser replies on Dec 5, 2021:

Then I take it back. Have a crappy nothing. 🤣

It's about that time of the year to roll this old chestnut out for one more solstice.

Canndue comments on Dec 5, 2021:

Bullshit. Celebrations and traditions are essential for happiness. We should promote as much as we can. They just don’t need to be based on religion…

zeuser replies on Dec 5, 2021:

It's a gag.

I now want a box of these for our tree.

zeuser comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Technically, if you have a tree, it should say "pagan". But I'll let it slide just this one time. ;)

zeuser replies on Dec 4, 2021:

@azzow2 Good, good.

Just in time for Xmas.

St-Sinner comments on Dec 4, 2021:

Perfect. I want it. Is it on Amazon?

zeuser replies on Dec 4, 2021:

I wouldn't doubt it.

More FFRF stuff

zeuser comments on Dec 2, 2021:

Good stuff, JP. ;)

zeuser replies on Dec 3, 2021:

@JackPedigo Good, I'm not going anywhere.

It's that time of year.

bobwjr comments on Dec 2, 2021:

Santa's special present

zeuser replies on Dec 2, 2021:

The original yule log.

Things can often be perplexing.

dalefvictor comments on Dec 1, 2021:

Come on, the cake was put in the oven while talking to the tomatoes.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2021:

That would make a certain amount of sense. You have to suspend disbelief, but yeah. ;)

Things can often be perplexing.

bobwjr comments on Dec 1, 2021:

Good mushrooms got any left over

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2021:

I wish. It's been years.

Things can often be perplexing.

ChestRockfield comments on Dec 1, 2021:

To be fair, even without the picture I think most would be confused if told to bake a cake at 120 degrees...

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2021:

Just like there is such a thing as poetic license, I'm using gag license here. ;)

Fund-duh-mentalist history channel....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Unless you go with the fan theory that the Flintstones comes after the Jetsons. There are some weird and oddly intriguing points made for why. And then, there is the Jetsons Flintstones movie in which, at the end, the Jetsons need to reverse Elroy's time machine to go home.

zeuser replies on Dec 1, 2021:

I always thought Jane Jetson was the hottest Hanna-Barbera wife.

Politics Horsey style

silverotter11 comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Fun fact!! I enjoy Horsey! The truth is hard for white folk to take. It is a fact that percentage wise poor whites get far more free give-aways than others and it's not just because whites make up the majority of the current population in this country.

zeuser replies on Nov 30, 2021:

@silverotter11 I think that's what the culture issues are all about, notably the ones involving racism, white grievance, and self-righteous religious dogma. IMHO, of course.

That rascal. What's a mother to do?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 29, 2021:

I was once a Moron (oops, Mormon) missionary. After the mission, I studied the church in detail, discovered that it's a scam, and left it behind. I am happy to be free from Moronism.

zeuser replies on Nov 29, 2021:

I'm happy for you too.

Good to do this every so often.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Facebook goes around it and screws us any way.

zeuser replies on Nov 29, 2021:

Use the canine approach. Let's see Zuck screw around with THAT. ;)

Just in time for Xmas.

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Christianity isn't fully understood in the Chinese sweat shop where this play set is manufactured, where Jesus is the anti-monster hero, IRL Jesus is the monster and Godzilla would be the hero.

zeuser replies on Nov 29, 2021:

@Canndue No, no, of course Godzilla is real. ;)

Just in time for Xmas.

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 29, 2021:

Christianity isn't fully understood in the Chinese sweat shop where this play set is manufactured, where Jesus is the anti-monster hero, IRL Jesus is the monster and Godzilla would be the hero.

zeuser replies on Nov 29, 2021:

Well yeah, assuming either one of them was real. Not the sweat shop though, that's real enough.

Just in time for Xmas.

MerlinZap comments on Nov 28, 2021:

I want one!

zeuser replies on Nov 28, 2021:

Have you been a good boy?

The worst capitalist saying "Never mind the quality , Feel the Width" Please do not say this ...

zeuser comments on Oct 27, 2021:

It's a lot easier to be sloppy and verbose than it is to be clear and concise.

zeuser replies on Nov 27, 2021:

@Mcflewster People tend to pick the easiest way. Communicating the same thought with fewer words is work, and work is unpopular.

You always need that one percent of inspiration.

bobwjr comments on Nov 26, 2021:

Big groaner

zeuser replies on Nov 26, 2021:

Not to Dickens.

I suppose ball manipulation is out of the question too.

waitingforgodo comments on Nov 24, 2021:

This outrageous joke is distasteful and the epitome of self-serving sexism. The men voting this up should be deeply ashamed. Women should be treasured.

zeuser replies on Nov 25, 2021:

Sorry, bud. I suggest you block me.

All menus these days [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2021:

You know, avocado is the one food that I am allergic to, and you're right, they put it on everything. WTF eats avocado on toast, FFS?

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@St-Sinner I would prefer to eat the peach.

All menus these days [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Nov 24, 2021:

You know, avocado is the one food that I am allergic to, and you're right, they put it on everything. WTF eats avocado on toast, FFS?

zeuser replies on Nov 24, 2021:

@St-Sinner The thing is, before I developed the allergy maybe 10 years or so ago, I *loved* making guacamole. *sigh*

But…….The truth isn’t the truth!! (As Giuliani said)

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2021:

I look forward to reading both their obituaries

zeuser replies on Nov 21, 2021:

I keep two bottles of champagne in the fridge. One is for when Dubya leaves us. Guess who the other one is for.

Some things you learn when you are young stay with you.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 21, 2021:

You are just giving away men's secrets

zeuser replies on Nov 21, 2021:

I bet little girls licked the beaters too, so it's an equal opportunity phenomenon.

Cheerful news from PEW Research... [pewforum.org]

zeuser comments on Nov 20, 2021:

I bet a strip club would boost attendance. I like to think outside the box, ya know?

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Oh it def wouldn't work unless you brought in outside talent.

Just lookin' around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Unfortunately that corrupt judge got Rittehouse off but now hopefully the DOJ will have it's innings and the little prick will go to Club Fed for a very long time... Sad part is that judge will probable face no punishment for his part in all this.

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah, they'd probably need some social justice law office to do it pro bono, or maybe get a go fund me thing going.

Pah! No candidate for soulmate. 😆

KateOahu comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Reason number 213 to not have a cat.

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2021:

@MsKathleen I like 'em, but I and my daughter both are allergic. However, yes, a lot of cats are really just cold blooded pricks.

Pah! No candidate for soulmate. 😆

KateOahu comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Reason number 213 to not have a cat.

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2021:

I get sort of a vague sense that you don't really like cats. ;)

Just lookin' around.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2021:

Unfortunately that corrupt judge got Rittehouse off but now hopefully the DOJ will have it's innings and the little prick will go to Club Fed for a very long time... Sad part is that judge will probable face no punishment for his part in all this.

zeuser replies on Nov 20, 2021:

I think the families can pursue this murderer for civil damages. That's not the same thing as a criminal conviction, but it would at least be a small measure of justice.