So, what do you think about my new clock?

michelle666gar comments on Jun 10, 2024:

I hopefully have another 10 years for that kind of clock!

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

You'll make it, hon! 💙

When politics and a love of nature come together into something we can all get behind...

TomMcGiverin comments on Jun 10, 2024:

I didn't know there was a confederate navy..

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

Not a good one. Remember the Monitor v. the Merrimac? Most of the "navy" were privateer blockade runners, like Rhett Butler.

There's always that ONE GUY who ruins it for everybody!

annewimsey500 comments on Jun 10, 2024:

I need a 3'x5' poster of the smart, lovely lady in red, plus one in my phone too!!!!

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

Rings true for me too.

There's always that ONE GUY who ruins it for everybody!

michelle666gar comments on Jun 10, 2024:

I identify with Dorothy!!! 🥲🥲🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

I get it.

There's always that ONE GUY who ruins it for everybody!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Another great set to bring some much needed laughter to us. 😉

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

Glad you liked them!

There's always that ONE GUY who ruins it for everybody!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2024:

he should have just gone for the hicky....

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

T-Rex hickies are no joking matter.

How many times do we have to bury these assholes?

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Ideas cannot be killed, they can only fought with education , but if you live in a country that deliberately suppresses, and corrupts education for the sake of a compliant and dumb as fuck populous willing to work to make other arseholes rich, then bad idea will always rise again. No matter HOW ...

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

I have been predicting the effects of cutting education funding for well over 50 years, pointing out that republicans prefer ignorance to education. You are absolutely correct. This was a deliberate strategy that has been effectively implemented over the decades and it is now bearing bitter fruit.

How many times do we have to bury these assholes?

racocn8 comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Democracy in the US is pure show; it is still an oppressive fascist state controlled by an oligopoly. The phony puppet show we call government is soma to keep the population hypnotized and distracted from the assholes that really pull the strings.

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

I can't really argue that point.

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars.

Polemicist comments on Jun 9, 2024:

Part Went for Liquor, Part for Women, Rest Spent Foolishly Posted byquoteresearch May 19, 2010 4 Commentson Part Went for Liquor, Part for Women, Rest Spent Foolishly Channing Pollock? George Raft? Tug McGraw? Stan Bowles? George Best? Dear Quote Investigator: George Raft was my favorite film ...

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

@Marionville I read a science fiction story decades ago (can't remember the name of the story or the author) that postulated no humor or joke on the planet was ever created here. No human had ever invented a joke. All new jokes were injected into human discourse via an extra-terrestrial culture. They then recycled with their variants endlessly. Any new humor was released by the aliens.

Portrait of a hatemonger.

EricJones comments on Jun 9, 2024:

There was an interview on npr last week with one of the behind the scenes people from the apprentice and it was really bad. trump treated women and blacks as scum and called them every vile name he could. He would fire them just because of their gender or skin color and it was all cut out to keep ...

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

You also notice that nobody, and I mean nobody, is surprised.

I betcha that Steve-a-rino does NOT get to lock himself up like he used to do in his signature ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 9, 2024:

Steve does look like Otis!! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jun 10, 2024:

He does. Someone also said he looked like an "infected big toe". Both descriptions are pretty accurate from my perspective.

No battles, just bottles.

Betty comments on Jun 9, 2024:

No, it is not a goldmine. 😂 Thanks for another round of chuckles, Z. Please don't ever tire of sharing. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2024:

If I can find 'em, I'll post 'em. Thanks, Betty.

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars.

Polemicist comments on Jun 9, 2024:

Part Went for Liquor, Part for Women, Rest Spent Foolishly Posted byquoteresearch May 19, 2010 4 Commentson Part Went for Liquor, Part for Women, Rest Spent Foolishly Channing Pollock? George Raft? Tug McGraw? Stan Bowles? George Best? Dear Quote Investigator: George Raft was my favorite film ...

zeuser replies on Jun 9, 2024:

A good gag is a terrible thing to waste, and is by itself a strong argument for recycling. LOL

Oh my DOG!!

Betty comments on Jun 8, 2024:

It is wise to check your photos before posting them. You never know when an elbow will become your nose. 😂 Great set, Z. Thanks for the laughs. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 8, 2024:

You're welcome!

When politics and a love of nature come together into something we can all get behind...

annewimsey500 comments on Jun 7, 2024:

I kinda like really Really big squid, a la Capt. Nemo, myself......

zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2024:

Well the orcas are really riled up these days, so I'd settle for a good ramming. LOL

Sometimes the urge hits you on your way to Sesame street..

silverotter11 comments on Jun 7, 2024:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Oh my that was a good set! hehehehehehe

zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2024:

Glad you liked it!

Sometimes the urge hits you on your way to Sesame street..

Betty comments on Jun 7, 2024:

Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 7, 2024:

You're welcome!

Now wait one dadgum minute...is that pachoulli I smell?

Betty comments on Jun 6, 2024:

Why be bored when you can have fun. ;) Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2024:

My pleasure.

Following Donald Trump’s conviction, key House Republican leaders are on board with cutting ...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2024:

They can pass any piece of shit legislation they want in the house, it ill never get even to a committee in the senate or signed by Biden.

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2024:

It's an excuse to shut down the government when the dems won't pass it. More brilliant wingnut election year strategy.

Taking a cue from the "Calvin pissing" picture you find on redneck vehicles everywhere.

DharmaBum50 comments on Jun 6, 2024:

That dweeb with Ivanka needs to be in court, too .... Just sayin' .....

zeuser replies on Jun 6, 2024:

He should be behind bars along with his FIL for taking bribes from murdering dictators.

This one just hatched last week!

KateOahu comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Clever, one and all!

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2024:

Thanks. I only steal the clever ones. 😝

Bonus afternoon blasphemy. Also, kids, don't do bath salts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2024:

The way she acted I think Nancy Reagan was high on bath salts most of her life...

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz And look what she did for astrology. Heh.

Bonus afternoon blasphemy. Also, kids, don't do bath salts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 5, 2024:

The way she acted I think Nancy Reagan was high on bath salts most of her life...

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2024:

Nah, she was OG. Valium and martinis, I bet. LOL

This one just hatched last week!

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Thanks for the chuckles, Z. You picked good ones, don't have a favourite. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2024:

@Betty It's not as entertaining as you think it is! 🤣

Tell her Dorothy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2024:

You beat me to it, MG! Yeah, she's got the dumb question market cornered all right.

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2024:

@michelle666gar Yeah, but they still love her in Calhoun. 🙄

Guess who gets to piss in a cup when he visits his BLACK probation officer?

zeuser comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Yeah, I forgot about that little ritual. I wonder if Adderall shows up in these things. 😜

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Someone's gonna have some 'splainin' to do! 😜

This one just hatched last week!

Betty comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Thanks for the chuckles, Z. You picked good ones, don't have a favourite. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2024:

Thanks. Personally, I like the one about reusable bags. Made me snort. 😄

This one just hatched last week!

DenoPenno comments on Jun 5, 2024:

Looks like a real baby monitor.

zeuser replies on Jun 5, 2024:

You can almost hear Mom. "Men!!"

Favorite Atheist??

zeuser comments on Jun 4, 2024:

George Carlin. Sorry he's gone.

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2024:

@Aaron70 Also a good choice.

He wants you to hurry, and also to make it a weekly donation. Because you, you'll believe anything.

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Of course he does!! That is all he is good for.

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2024:

Our mendicant "billionaire" jerkoff criminal candidate. Personally, I can't wait for his debate with Uncle Joe, although I suspect he will wuss out.

Luckily, I finally remembered what the capital of Djibouti was.

Betty comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Self check-out is truly evil. 😂 Thanks for the chuckles, Z. I knew you wouldn't let me down. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 4, 2024:

You're welcome. I never use self checkout. The union man inside me always rejects any unnecessary threat to someone else's job.

My guess is that he is humming a song. A swan song...

silverotter11 comments on Jun 3, 2024:

*VERY* funny set Z! Thanks for the giggles!

zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2024:

You're welcome!

My guess is that he is humming a song. A swan song...

Betty comments on Jun 3, 2024:

That last one can be used to describe soooo many people. 🥺 A fine set, Z. Can't wait to see what you come up with next. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 3, 2024:

You're gonna have to wait at least until tomorrow. Glad you liked these.

Are these people wailing and showing signs of derangement outside a New York courthouse displaying a...

EricJones comments on Jun 2, 2024:

My call is fanatical cult worship (like catholics at easter) and mental disorder. If these idiots would read a balanced newspaper, balanced news coverage (radio or tv- don't matter), and just think about what he is saying and then fact check him-it just might open their eyes to the fraud and ...

zeuser replies on Jun 2, 2024:

Within the tribe, it's not what you know or even what's true. It's how you feel. Like Voltaire said, those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Is that the store over on Creeque Alley?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 2, 2024:

There are times when I am tempted to teach grammar in that same fashion...

zeuser replies on Jun 2, 2024:

I know the urge. I can relate.

Is that the store over on Creeque Alley?

michelle666gar comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Love the Ole Sammity Sam tattoo! 😂😂

zeuser replies on Jun 2, 2024:

When life gives you an ugly ass mole, get a tat! 😆

Is that the store over on Creeque Alley?

Betty comments on Jun 2, 2024:

Yosemite Sam would be a fun conversation starter. That grammar teacher has some serious anger issues. :) Thanks for another wonderful set of chuckles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 2, 2024:

You're welcome!

With just a hint of cheese...

Betty comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Home is where the orgasm lives. ;) Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2024:

@Betty @michelle666gar I was gonna jump in. but you two looked like you were having too good of a time! 😄 For the record, I'm like a baby sequoia, I bend but never break. 😜😜

With just a hint of cheese...

michelle666gar comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Butt cheese?! Sounds like something my kid's would say to each other! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2024:

Blame the dog. That's one of the reasons you have 'em.

With just a hint of cheese...

Betty comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Home is where the orgasm lives. ;) Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2024:

@Betty I'd give you a hand, but I guess I'm too late for that. ;)

For a change of pace, here's something about conservatives that doesn't refer to you know who.

michelle666gar comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Don't get me started Z!!!! Since I started taking care of my mom and taking her to all of her doctor's appointments, it's opened my eyes to the corruption! 😞

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2024:

They don't even try to hide it anymore. They think they are untouchable.

With just a hint of cheese...

Betty comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Home is where the orgasm lives. ;) Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2024:

@Betty Hah! Betty came first! LOL

For a change of pace, here's something about conservatives that doesn't refer to you know who.

DenoPenno comments on Jun 1, 2024:

I am rebelling on Big Pharma bigtime. My new monthly statement shows that the drugs I get on my plan actually cost less than a dollar and I take 4 generic meds. This gives a great insight into the Big Pharma profit margin.

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2024:

Dubya will never live long enough to spend all the money these wealthy dickheads poured over him for medicare advantage.

For a change of pace, here's something about conservatives that doesn't refer to you know who.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2024:

It is well past time to take the profit motive out of health care

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2024:

You need to buy a couple of reps and senators. So it's not a cheap change.

With just a hint of cheese...

Betty comments on Jun 1, 2024:

Home is where the orgasm lives. ;) Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Jun 1, 2024:

It's always there. You just have to ask nicely. LOL You're welcome, hon.

It really is amazing how low they'll stoop.

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

I reeeeeally don't like this guy. Who votes for jerkoffs like this?

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

@glennlab Vote more than once if you can swing it.

I guess they saved a couple of rolls for moments just like this. That is so sweet of them. 😂😂

HippieChick58 comments on May 31, 2024:

It probably isn't going to be enough, he'll be crying about this for the rest of his felon life. I don't expect it to be terribly long.

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

Lordy I hope you're right about that.

20 years later after his NDA expired a producer tells what really happened on the TV show "The ...

zeuser comments on May 31, 2024:

I hope they can get their hands on the tapes.

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz His zombie followers will love him more.

You almost don't want to deep fry them and eat them with honey mustard sauce. Almost...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2024:

How'd you get my picture?

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

The dark web. 😜

For the chic but gaudy felon, available at a steep discount. 🤣🤣

pamagain comments on May 31, 2024:

Wonder how sales are going?

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

@pamagain Either way, no skin off of my...well, never mind. LOL

You almost don't want to deep fry them and eat them with honey mustard sauce. Almost...

pamagain comments on May 31, 2024:

Sheesh! E V E R Y O N E knows that dragons fart fire! And, my new pit bull rescue has taught me that THEY fart fire, too!

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

So, do you have a BA or a BS? ;)

For the chic but gaudy felon, available at a steep discount. 🤣🤣

pamagain comments on May 31, 2024:

Wonder how sales are going?

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

@pamagain I knew I could depend on you for a cutting remark. LOL

You almost don't want to deep fry them and eat them with honey mustard sauce. Almost...

Betty comments on May 31, 2024:

Chicken tenders and honey mustard sauce...mmmmmm.... Now, I'm hungry. :) Thanks for my morning chuckle, Z. :)

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

You're welcome!

For the chic but gaudy felon, available at a steep discount. 🤣🤣

pamagain comments on May 31, 2024:

Wonder how sales are going?

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

Like cigarettes at Rikers' Island, I would imagine.

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

Fernapple comments on May 31, 2024:

I was sure that the clit was in the bush not the forest ?

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

Half the fun is poking around looking for it.

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

Pralina1 comments on May 31, 2024:

I mean , the dead sea is the epitome of cunt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌♥️♥️♥️

zeuser replies on May 31, 2024:

Sick burn. Us old folks know what hurts.

Robert DeNiro had a lot to say about our embarrassingly crazy bronzed criminal ex.

pamagain comments on May 30, 2024:

I'm thinking the pustule just has too many ambitions.....''star''...''love god''....mobster....self-made millionaire....idol....political genius....world leader....

zeuser replies on May 30, 2024:

They aren't ambitions as much as they are narcissistic delusions.

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

EricJones comments on May 30, 2024:

My dogs like to dig in my compost pile, but they usually just lay there with their butts sticking out. And they're white as snow. Jeff doesn't quite understand how things work, do he. Although he did send it on april 1, so maybe he does have his oars in the water.

zeuser replies on May 30, 2024:

I didn't notice the date, but it's still funny. LOL

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

I have met a few like Jeff, they make my brain hurt.

zeuser replies on May 30, 2024:

Shit, I run into people like that all the time!

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

Betty comments on May 30, 2024:

The Forest Recreation Area will be disappointing for some men. 🤣 Thanks, Z. You are on a roll. :)

zeuser replies on May 30, 2024:

If they can find it, even with that big sign to help. You're welcome!

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

silverotter11 comments on May 30, 2024:

Some were so funny stupid I almost cried at the stupid. Like Jeff in Idaho. Good set Z, it went well with my first cup of coffee.

zeuser replies on May 30, 2024:

I think that bit from Jeff is a real message. Glad you liked them. ;)

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

silverotter11 comments on May 30, 2024:

Good news! Had no idea but certainly glad you're on the down hill side of treatment! Love and Hugs.

zeuser replies on May 30, 2024:

Thanks, me too!

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Pralina1 comments on May 30, 2024:

I love u

zeuser replies on May 30, 2024:

❤️

Is that Ripley's cat from Alien?

Redheadedgammy comments on May 29, 2024:

Oh my gawd, the mustache guy is killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

That must have been some sneeze!

Is that Ripley's cat from Alien?

Betty comments on May 29, 2024:

I can identify with Kermit. ;) Thanks, Z. Don't know what I would do without your daily chuckles. Great way for me to start the day. :)

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

Glad you like them. It is my small effort to cheer up the godless.

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself”…………..Rita Mae Brown.

zeuser comments on May 29, 2024:

There are a lot of things that Rita Mae can find by herself. I haven't read anything by her in maybe 30 years? I had a writing prompt book from her at one point. She concocted some bizarre but fun prompts. One was to write a story about a gay waiter at the last supper. I had fun with that one.

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

@Marionville She's not deep, but she keeps the story moving has very colorful characters, and most of all is a lot of fun.

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

What the fuck is praying?.... Good to hear you are getting through this and the cancer that bit you is dying a horrible death like the worm that was eating Kennedy's brain...

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Nope.

Is that Ripley's cat from Alien?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

Ever since Yum Brands took over Taco Bell has been hell on your asshole.... Fucking Kenfucky corporation changing the recipes which is why Pizza Hut, Long John Silver and Col Sanders have all gone to shit... Who in the fuck thought a state where small penis vehicles are king would know how to run...

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

Maybe they oughta try the chicken strips idea.

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

What the fuck is praying?.... Good to hear you are getting through this and the cancer that bit you is dying a horrible death like the worm that was eating Kennedy's brain...

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I was hoping, but still no ripped purple pants.

The thoughtful choice for librarians everywhere.

Redheadedgammy comments on May 29, 2024:

Took me a second....had to put my glasses on to see the silencer.

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

In the library, by the time you see it, it's too late, and you didn't hear a thing.

And a cracker fer me bird...

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Thankfully that tie with the shorts thing never caught on. I hate ties.

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

@glennlab Hmmm. *Writing this down.*

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

glennlab comments on May 29, 2024:

I didn't know this, fellow survivor. I've been cancer free for 7 months.

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

Sounds like I have some company. This is my first tumor rodeo, and in 7 months - and for maybe longer, I hope to be free of this shit too. Two bars in town have already had to apply for loans. They NEED me. LOL Thanks Glen, you too Liz. ;)

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Julie808 comments on May 29, 2024:

That smile seems to be proof that you're doing well in the absence of prayers, so keep it up! Hopefully your doctors spent more time studying for tests than praying for their passing scores in Med School. Must be why you're in good hands with your health care professionals!

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

I don't care if they pray as long as they know their way around powerful drugs and powerful radiation. Thanks, Julie.

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

michelle666gar comments on May 29, 2024:

I didn't know this! Happy to hear that you're doing very good!!! Kick it's ass Z!!! Woohoo!!!🎉🎈🤗

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

I'm doing my part. I hope it works. Thanks, MG.

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

What the fuck is praying?.... Good to hear you are getting through this and the cancer that bit you is dying a horrible death like the worm that was eating Kennedy's brain...

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

Thanks, partner. I think we have it on the run. A couple more doses of heavy gamma rays oughta seal the deal.

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Organist1 comments on May 28, 2024:

Good luck to you, and kind thoughts, hugs and plenty of chocolate! Hope you feel better soon!

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

@Betty If y'all wanna travel, I'll be ready for you!

That woman knows how to dress, it's a shame she goes out in public like this.

SpikeTalon comments on May 27, 2024:

What a disgrace to real cowgirls out there.

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

I guess you wear flat cowboy boots when you *want* to step in the cow patties. Or your bull is shorter than you. 😜

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

pamagain comments on May 28, 2024:

That's a very handsome smile, Zewski....CONGRATULATIONS! (Now, let's all join hands....Dear God, we thank thee for helping our friend through this ordeal. We pray for his continued good health and his ultimate conversion to the one true faith. In Jeeebus's name...) (Ducking.....)

zeuser replies on May 29, 2024:

(Growling) Aaaahh. You're joking! I knew that. 😮😉

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Scott321 comments on May 28, 2024:

Hope all goes well! Sending virtual tasty snacks instead.

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

That is much much better! Thanks. 😉

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

SpikeTalon comments on May 28, 2024:

I won't pray of course, but hope all goes smooth with that.

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

@Betty I'm not sure that's going to be my avatar. Consider it a bonus image, suitable to print and use on dartboards and in birdcages. 😜

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Organist1 comments on May 28, 2024:

Good luck to you, and kind thoughts, hugs and plenty of chocolate! Hope you feel better soon!

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

They say I'll start to feel much better in about 6 weeks. Thanks!

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

SpikeTalon comments on May 28, 2024:

I won't pray of course, but hope all goes smooth with that.

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

Thank you!

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

ThinkingFree comments on May 28, 2024:

Love you, Z !! 🥰

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

Thanks, Micky.

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Betty comments on May 28, 2024:

No prayers. I am happy for you and wish you well. :)

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

Thanks, Betty.

And a cracker fer me bird...

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Thankfully that tie with the shorts thing never caught on. I hate ties.

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

@michelle666gar I have a "catch and kill" operation of my own, you know.

And a cracker fer me bird...

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Thankfully that tie with the shorts thing never caught on. I hate ties.

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

I wear 'em to funerals and weddings. Same with shorts and ankle socks. LOL

And a cracker fer me bird...

Betty comments on May 28, 2024:

Scooby is a happy pup. 😂 Thanks for the chuckles, Z. You're awesome. :)

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

Thanks. You know, I do it all for you. ;)

And a cracker fer me bird...

michelle666gar comments on May 28, 2024:

He's still an asshole even with arms and legs! 😂😂😂

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

Yeah, he sure is. LOL

First, take a deep, deep breath....

Betty comments on May 28, 2024:

Funny set, Z. Thank you. :)

zeuser replies on May 28, 2024:

You're welcome!

A few for Memorial day.

racocn8 comments on May 27, 2024:

On that first meme, I have some large nails and a good hammer ...

zeuser replies on May 27, 2024:

That is sooo anti second amendment. I have a nail gun.

First, take a deep, deep breath....

backtobasics comments on May 27, 2024:

New Revised Animal Version?

zeuser replies on May 27, 2024:

We are all animals. 😉

First, take a deep, deep breath....

EricJones comments on May 27, 2024:

Does he have to change safe words every few months and he can't repeat any from the last 50 that he's used?

zeuser replies on May 27, 2024:

Puts a fresh perspective on being a gimp, doesn't it?

The thoughtful choice for librarians everywhere.

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I can't see them paying to arm teachers, they won't even buy them classroom supplies.

zeuser replies on May 27, 2024:

No doubt they'd have to buy their own. From a gun dealer certified by the superintendent who happens to own a gun shop.

The thoughtful choice for librarians everywhere.

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I don't understand why they would trust a teacher with a gun when they won't trust them to pick out a book.

zeuser replies on May 27, 2024:

Well, now you point out a silver lining I never considered. Give them guns and I bet their book choices won't be questioned. Ok, ok, still a bad idea.

Now that right there, that's a novel concept, isn't it jackwad?

backtobasics comments on May 26, 2024:

Trump poses well.

zeuser replies on May 26, 2024:

All he has to do is act naturally.

At least some booties. Sheeez,

Betty comments on May 26, 2024:

The baby's feet are so cute. 😂 I want that butter dish. :) Stellar set, Z. Thanks a bunch. :)

zeuser replies on May 26, 2024:

You're welcome! And just when you need them, where the hell is Bed, Bath and Beyond?

I wonder if his groupies will follow him to prison?

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

I hope all the members of congress that supported the insurrection share his cellblock.

zeuser replies on May 26, 2024:

I don't care where they eat prison food, just so long as they do.

Now that right there, that's a novel concept, isn't it jackwad?

glennlab comments on May 26, 2024:

Simple answer to a simple question.

zeuser replies on May 26, 2024:

Interestingly, career criminals somehow don't understand that. Go figure.

At least some booties. Sheeez,

ThinkingFree comments on May 26, 2024:

OMG, Z, these are hilarious !! Thank you for the laughs !! 🤗

zeuser replies on May 26, 2024:

You're welcome!

Where there are that many horsemen, there is a lot of horseshit.

backtobasics comments on May 25, 2024:

I've been passing out the GPS one at red hat gatherings for some time now, I hope they don't catch on.

zeuser replies on May 26, 2024:

I hope it's working!