And assassins eliminate. LOL

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2024:

With puns like that I hope it hertz.

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2024:

You're just jealous! ;)

Honestly, who could blame him? 😝

ParryHotter comments on Sep 13, 2024:

Snackdog, I like it! 😂

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2024:

Makes its own gravy!

And assassins eliminate. LOL

Betty comments on Sep 13, 2024:

You may have found a new tongue twister with the ships. Try saying it ten times quickly and see what you come up with. ;) Another great set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2024:

Sure thing. You should try that after a couple of belts of vodka, that is good wholesome fun!

As I think we all agree, the maga-lardo buttmuncher is absolutely despicable.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 13, 2024:

The GOP is off the track and dangerous.

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2024:

It's like opposite day at the constitutional convention.

And assassins eliminate. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 13, 2024:

Trump's next conspiracy theory.... illegal aliens eating people...

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2024:

Good lord, don't tell me I started a maga rumor!

Thursday is almost over and waiting for the weekend like always, so I can sleep in!

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2024:

When someone tells you to "just chill", and you bring out a block of ice. Cool set, MG.🤣

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2024:

@michelle666gar Yikes! It's raining here, and it's high 60's - low 70's all day. Wish I could send you some of this.

I’m still laughing. His face lol [x.com]

bookofmorons comments on Sep 13, 2024:

the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard a politician say

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2024:

It's the most ridiculous thing you've heard *so far.*

Nobody seems to give a fuck about the republican version of after-birth abortion.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 13, 2024:

That orange dog changed all of us - Good set!

zeuser replies on Sep 13, 2024:

Thanks!

I loved her debate performance.

zeuser comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Yeah, but everyone at home was saying it for her. I know I did!

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

@michelle666gar I was yelling at the TV, "say it, go on, just say it!" LOL

I've stopped arguing with pigeons like this.

michelle666gar comments on Sep 12, 2024:

A 12pack of beer soup to go, please! 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🥳🥳🎉

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

IPA or ale? ;)

Nobody seems to give a fuck about the republican version of after-birth abortion.

Betty comments on Sep 12, 2024:

I don't know how you find these but I hope you don't plan to stop. :) Great set, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

Thanks hon. I've got a source.

I've stopped arguing with pigeons like this.

KateOahu comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Never getting the soup.

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

It's more refreshing than gazpacho.

I've stopped arguing with pigeons like this.

KateOahu comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Can itsy-bitsy go up the water spout?

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

Yes. Yes, he can.

Nobody seems to give a fuck about the republican version of after-birth abortion.

EricJones comments on Sep 12, 2024:

He ain't yeller, y'all-he's orange.

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

If you consider his level of courage, he is yeller all right.

Nobody seems to give a fuck about the republican version of after-birth abortion.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Good ones.

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

Thanks!

Nobody seems to give a fuck about the republican version of after-birth abortion.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Good ones!!

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

Thanks!

I've stopped arguing with pigeons like this.

EricJones comments on Sep 12, 2024:

trump's a pigeon? I think I'll hang out with the city mice-they have better snacks.

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

Good choice.

I haven't seen the debate yet, I will be looking for it soon. I am feeling very encouraged.

racocn8 comments on Sep 12, 2024:

He might lose the election, but we're still going to have to contend with a seditious and treasonous SCOTUS. No matter how close the MSM spins this election, the GOP remains utterly corrupt with zero scruples. Now, not later, Biden and Harris need to martial the remaining loyal to the Constitution ...

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

Yeah, you're right, but keeping el tubbo out of office is a great first step.

Courtesy of the Torquemada garage door opener company..

silverotter11 comments on Sep 12, 2024:

Never needed wine to express what I'm thinking, that's usually clear from the expression on my face. I don't play poker for that reason. Funny set!

zeuser replies on Sep 12, 2024:

Thanks. It can be a disadvantage if your facial expression shows too much. Drink the wine so you have something to blame it on. Pro tip. 😏

Yup...trump went there!!

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2024:

Right after she cranked him about his crowd sizes, he immediately reverted back to idiocy. So much for that presidential self-discipline he famously lacks.

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

@glennlab The beautiful part is that she clearly planned each and every insecurity to yank, and just went from one to the other down the line - exactly like she practiced in her debate prep.

I don't have the link, but somebody sent me this excerpt from The Atlantic.

bookofmorons comments on Sep 11, 2024:

she mopped the floor with him

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

On the plus side for him, his clock is sparkling clean. LOL

I can understand thre feline concern.

Scott321 comments on Sep 11, 2024:

Gives too much credit to the aspersion.

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

I'll mention that to the cat.

Courtesy of the Torquemada garage door opener company..

Betty comments on Sep 11, 2024:

When the wine whispers...it is hard to resist. 😂 Thanks for the chuckles, Z. You did it again. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

You're welcome. Sometimes the wine is like EF Hutton - when it talks, people listen. LOL

Courtesy of the Torquemada garage door opener company..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

In 1790 spelling was still mostly a matter of opinion...

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Well, I guess they were going to hang him anyway, so why not get in one last dig? Still, good for him, may he RIP. LOL

Courtesy of the Torquemada garage door opener company..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

In 1790 spelling was still mostly a matter of opinion...

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

Maybe, but you can't deny this guy had balls, even if you spelled it bag bawls.

Courtesy of the Torquemada garage door opener company..

KateOahu comments on Sep 11, 2024:

Who needs wine to say it? Oh yeah, that’s what always gets me in trouble.

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

Burned me once or twice too.

The city of Kenosha takes public safety very seriously…

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2024:

Is there a "hole inspector" position available? Where do I apply?

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

@KateOahu I'll give them the truth, the HOLE truth.

When they finally catch on to a grifter, people tend to get a little miffed.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 11, 2024:

Good ones!!

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

Thank you!

Bad to the bone.

KateOahu comments on Sep 11, 2024:

Time for a tea party!

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

Yeah, if it's past noon, I'm in!

DonOld's terrible, no good, very bad day...

silverotter11 comments on Sep 11, 2024:

Love the trash fire next to Harris - good set. I forgot you are in a border town. Of course you know the truth and the reality. Sadly this was one of those things created by the republicans to use as a political football. Migrant workers at one time came over to work and then went back to their ...

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

You hit it on the nose. If people have security and a way to make a living in their native countries, there would be no reason to go elsewhere.

Trunt 2024🙄🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DenoPenno comments on Sep 11, 2024:

He also did poorly in tonight's debate. Kamala had him upset, going into word salad and time travel with a lot of lies. Mods catered to him too much and should have called him on more lies than they did.

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar @DenoPenno The Trump campaign said it was "three on one", and thus rigged. And when I confront the brainwashed, i just leave them standing in their own feces - no need getting any on me.

Another busy day! 😵😵😵

zeuser comments on Sep 11, 2024:

I'd love to hear that "killing child molesters" ditty. I can't speak to the boobs situation, though. 😜

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

@michelle666gar That's not gonna be playing on the Vatican elevator music channel. 😏

Bad to the bone.

EricJones comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Irish tea is usually made with Jameson, not Jack. My grandfather used to make it all the time. He emigrated from England in 1948.

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

@EricJones I believe two ladies in the meme are waaay past the green tea stage. 😄

Another busy day! 😵😵😵

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 11, 2024:

He needs to take that show on the road to Catholic churches all around the world...

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

Perfect tune to kick off the church picnic.

Trunt 2024🙄🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DenoPenno comments on Sep 11, 2024:

He also did poorly in tonight's debate. Kamala had him upset, going into word salad and time travel with a lot of lies. Mods catered to him too much and should have called him on more lies than they did.

zeuser replies on Sep 11, 2024:

VP Harris was more than happy to let him keep vomiting nonsense on himself. And she smiled everytime she hooked him. Very very impressive.

Ready for the debate, y'all?

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 10, 2024:

I will not be watching live, I will try to catch it tomorrow on video somewhere. I have insomnia, and I'm in treatment for it, so maintaining a scheduled bedtime is important.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2024:

@HippieChick58 Get that insomnia cured. That is no joke.

He should tuck it into a pair of those golden sneakers as a surprise premium.

pamagain comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Surprised he doesn't ''find'' his foreskin and auction it off.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2024:

@glennlab The reason he wears those ties is because if he didn't, the foreskin would come up through the collar and cover his entire head.

Ready for the debate, y'all?

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 10, 2024:

I will not be watching live, I will try to catch it tomorrow on video somewhere. I have insomnia, and I'm in treatment for it, so maintaining a scheduled bedtime is important.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2024:

Understood. If you can swing it, watch the recording before you see any of the reactions.

He should tuck it into a pair of those golden sneakers as a surprise premium.

pamagain comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Surprised he doesn't ''find'' his foreskin and auction it off.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2024:

EEwwww!

Don't forget, oily voting starts soon!

PaddyO comments on Sep 10, 2024:

I am going to find it difficult to swallow if trump gets elected. I have relatives that I am certain are going to vote for the narcissistic pig. I most certainly won't.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2024:

If he wins, my faith in the American people is irrevocably shattered.

Bad to the bone.

EricJones comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Irish tea is usually made with Jameson, not Jack. My grandfather used to make it all the time. He emigrated from England in 1948.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2024:

The gag isn't that it's Irish tea, but that they are drinking jack thinking it's tea. I'm not sure how they were fooled, but it's just a gag. 😉

Bad to the bone.

Betty comments on Sep 10, 2024:

Was that how Kermit was born? 🤣 Fun set, Z. Thanks for making me laugh. I can always count on you. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2024:

Yes, you can. Your welcome!

It happened to me again today! I was talking to an older woman (she is 79 and I am 71) in Walmart ...

pedigojr comments on Sep 10, 2024:

She might be surprised at how many kind and friendly atheists out there. At least we're not trying to bend the country to our way of thinking. I know the 'Atheist' word has a bad rap and sometimes I simply say I'm Godfree.

zeuser replies on Sep 10, 2024:

A popular alternative term is "openly secular".

Yes, that's right, I am from the planet Twylo.

KateOahu comments on Sep 9, 2024:

WTF?

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

Surprise!

Late night addition edition.

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2024:

Twatzis. I'm stealing that one, pal. Good set.

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

@michelle666gar @glennlab Barb Aryans comes in second for me. 😝

It’s that time again..bad pun hour..

zeuser comments on Sep 8, 2024:

Every hour is bad pun hour! LOL

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

@pamagain No, no, I openly admire any and all puns, the cornier the better!

Ah yes, the inappropriate "you too". The hallmark of the awkward individual. I've done it.

michelle666gar comments on Sep 8, 2024:

NOTHING!!!! https://youtu.be/o_PMab-SGgY?si=tasdjkSKICB-M3z_

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

Well, that's that. 😏

The ultimate dangers of always projecting.

EricJones comments on Sep 8, 2024:

Vance (and the rest of the right for that matter) want you to have as many babies as you can push out, but when it comes time to feed, cloth, educate, medically insure, raise, and all the other things that it takes to make a functional, responsible adult, those same people will turn their backs on ...

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

Yep that's the scam.

The ultimate dangers of always projecting.

annewimsey500 comments on Sep 8, 2024:

Funny but I can only post the angry face because this Control BS makes me Furious!!!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

I understand.

The ultimate dangers of always projecting.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 8, 2024:

GOOD ones!!

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

Thanks!

Yes, that's right, I am from the planet Twylo.

pamagain comments on Sep 8, 2024:

"cap sized"........GAHHHHHHH. Zeusie....you caught me again!

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

I know what you like! 😜

Yes, that's right, I am from the planet Twylo.

Betty comments on Sep 8, 2024:

Another great set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 9, 2024:

You're welcome!

Special All Painting Post Number 3 This one clears them out for now, but I'm sure I'll be ...

annewimsey500 comments on Sep 7, 2024:

I enjoyed the paintings too!

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

Good!

Yeah, but the lies sound a lot cooler, and my idiot supporters never ever check.

Sticks48 comments on Sep 7, 2024:

He just can't quit saying things that can be fact checked. He is the poster boy for "the terminally stupid"!

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

His (well named) base believes whatever nonsense he spews, so there's no incentive.

Yeah, but the lies sound a lot cooler, and my idiot supporters never ever check.

Betty comments on Sep 7, 2024:

Good ones, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

Thanks!

Special All Painting Post Number 3 This one clears them out for now, but I'm sure I'll be ...

Betty comments on Sep 7, 2024:

These are great, Z. Keep them coming. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

Gonna take a bit before I get more artwork memes. But sure.

Special All Painting Post Number 3 This one clears them out for now, but I'm sure I'll be ...

EricJones comments on Sep 7, 2024:

3rd incorrect try and now you're locked out until you call customer services and try to explain to them that you are the account owner and not some con trying to steal all your info.

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

Better than getting hacked.

Ah yes, the inappropriate "you too". The hallmark of the awkward individual. I've done it.

Betty comments on Sep 7, 2024:

The hug hut is not appealing. 😲 Limbo for turtles??? 🤣 Thanks for the chuckles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

You're welcome. Yeah, the turtles figured that one out the hard way.

Ah yes, the inappropriate "you too". The hallmark of the awkward individual. I've done it.

EricJones comments on Sep 7, 2024:

I think I'll pass on the hug, thank you.

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

Are you suuuure? 😜

Special All Painting Post Number 3 This one clears them out for now, but I'm sure I'll be ...

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2024:

Love the classics, nice set.

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

Thanks. There seems to be a lot more of them recently. It's a good trend, IMHO.

Yeah, but the lies sound a lot cooler, and my idiot supporters never ever check.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 7, 2024:

Good ones!

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

Thanks!

Ah yes, the inappropriate "you too". The hallmark of the awkward individual. I've done it.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2024:

Good ones.

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

Thanks, man!

This happened to my uncle once.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 7, 2024:

Funny set! High V. hahahahahahaha Now I can sip my coffee.

zeuser replies on Sep 7, 2024:

I offer the best medicine!

This happened to my uncle once.

KateOahu comments on Sep 6, 2024:

LOL, Santa/Satan; what’s the difference?

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

Satan probably is in better shape. Santa looks a little bit doughy to me.

This happened to my uncle once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Wondering how many people will get the Roman high five....

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Too bad there isn't a more robust international market for raw sewerage. India would dominate the world market, regardless of sanctions.

This happened to my uncle once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Wondering how many people will get the Roman high five....

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah, those guys. Good example. Make the ruble the reserve currency. Or the rupee.

I'll go with this guide

Betty comments on Sep 6, 2024:

So much simpler. ;)

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

I just make my own at home. I mean, WTF?

I'll go with this guide

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

At least that way you know what you are overpaying for...

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

I went to a Starbucks one time about 20 or so years ago on a business trip to SF. When they told me how much it was, that was the last time I went to a Starbucks.

I'll go with this guide

EricJones comments on Sep 6, 2024:

The tea and hot chocolate don't need a translation, but the rest, oh yes.

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

Might as well forestall all the questions while you're at it.

Don't even have to wind him up, just wheel him out.

pamagain comments on Sep 6, 2024:

I want to see the part where the pigs try to eat his toes.

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

Hah! Take a video in case I miss that part! LOL

This happened to my uncle once.

Betty comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Love the yo-yos. Thanks for the giggles, Z. I've learned not to take a sip of coffee when checking your sets. 😅

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

Oh. you're welcome. That is a prudent strategy, I do find a rip snorter every so often.

This happened to my uncle once.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Wondering how many people will get the Roman high five....

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

I'm guessing most of the regulars here will catch on. But there's always one or two....

How's that for an unexpected comeback? LOL

silverotter11 comments on Sep 6, 2024:

Really fun set! Worthy of a second cup of coffee and a re-read and giggles.

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

Glad you liked it!

When you've lost the shrub....

DharmaBum50 comments on Sep 6, 2024:

I still remember The Shrub walking out of tЯump's inauguration rant, overheard mumbling to Hillary, "That was some weird shit." My estimation of him skyrocketed after that.

zeuser replies on Sep 6, 2024:

He may have been complicit in serious war crimes and grand theft of government funds, but he was not a mush-headed idiot. Not Nobel prize material, mind you, but not a drooling buffoon either.

That's the plan. That's ALWAYS been the plan.

TheoryNumber3 comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

zeuser replies on Sep 5, 2024:

I know..

How's that for an unexpected comeback? LOL

Betty comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Fun set, Z. Thanks for sharing. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 5, 2024:

You're welcome!

Oh, it's a book about guns. Cool.

pamagain comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Think of the fun Dickens could have with Trump.

zeuser replies on Sep 5, 2024:

Hah! The ghost of hookers past!

When you've lost the shrub....

michelle666gar comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Doesn't trump love getting pissed on? Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 5, 2024:

Hmm, that guy doesn't look like a Russian hooker. But tastes evolve.

When you've lost the shrub....

Betty comments on Sep 5, 2024:

Good set, Z. Thanks. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 5, 2024:

You're welcome!

When you've lost the shrub....

backtobasics comments on Sep 4, 2024:

Nice set

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2024:

Thanks!

Come on November, I don't want to lose any of this momentum.

TheoryNumber3 comments on Sep 4, 2024:

Nevertheless, Toomey on Tuesday said he couldn’t bring himself to support Vice President Kamala Harris’ bid for the White House either, claiming that she would enact far-left policies and pass “huge” tax increases. Another American patriot. 🤬 ...

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2024:

At least he came half way. That's gotta count for something. If a bunch of former trump voters just don't vote, even if they don't vote for Kamala, I'll take that.

Make sure to order it on the honey bun.

pamagain comments on Sep 4, 2024:

Figured you'd know that pun formula, Zeusie!

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2024:

I wrote it! 😜

Make sure to order it on the honey bun.

Betty comments on Sep 4, 2024:

I wonder how many dogs wish they could rate their owners. 😂 Chuckles and more chuckles. Love the pun definition. Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2024:

You are welcome !

Make sure to order it on the honey bun.

KateOahu comments on Sep 4, 2024:

lol…good set!

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2024:

Thanks!

Could this be any more succinct?

zeuser comments on Sep 4, 2024:

I'm way ahead of the curve on this one. LOL

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2024:

@pamagain Well, it certainly didn't hurt anything.

What? Yeah, here's a packet of BBQ sauce...

Betty comments on Sep 4, 2024:

Good set, Z. It promotes the unions. <3

zeuser replies on Sep 4, 2024:

Thanks! Solidarity!

This clarifies a few points of history a little.

racocn8 comments on Sep 3, 2024:

The Nazis drew support from ardent Christians, who then denied it and blamed it on atheists. American Evangelical fascists are following a well established path, and they strongly overlap with the German Nazis of yore.

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2024:

Almost as though their leader was reading a playbook or something.

What? Yeah, here's a packet of BBQ sauce...

EricJones comments on Sep 3, 2024:

I'm ok with the ratchet set, but I think I'll pass on the sandwich. Putting the kids in the overhead bins is like the old days of going to the drive in movie with 5 people in the trunk.

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2024:

@EricJones Maybe that's why there aren't any drive-ins anymore.

What? Yeah, here's a packet of BBQ sauce...

EricJones comments on Sep 3, 2024:

I'm ok with the ratchet set, but I think I'll pass on the sandwich. Putting the kids in the overhead bins is like the old days of going to the drive in movie with 5 people in the trunk.

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2024:

Those were the days!

What? Yeah, here's a packet of BBQ sauce...

KateOahu comments on Sep 3, 2024:

Love the Labor Memes!

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2024:

Thanks, I love promoting unions.

What? Yeah, here's a packet of BBQ sauce...

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2024:

Very good and nice labor spots.+

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2024:

Thanks, I had a couple left over from yesterday.

When you've lost the shrub....

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 3, 2024:

Good ones!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2024:

Thanks!

Special Labor Day Joke Retail shelf stacker sees his boss pull into the car park in a brand new ...

pamagain comments on Sep 3, 2024:

At the market today (Ralph's/Kroger) there was only one clerk available to check us out. BUT...every ''self check" station was open. I told the clerk that I always wait to be checked out because "I want you to have a job." She mouthd ''thank you''.

zeuser replies on Sep 3, 2024:

My thinking exactly!

Special Labor Day Joke Retail shelf stacker sees his boss pull into the car park in a brand new ...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 2, 2024:

Corporations are fucking us!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2024:

"Corporations are people." - Mitt Romney and the fucking supreme court.

I found this song by metal band Brujeria called Viva presidente trump, OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!! ...

zeuser comments on Sep 2, 2024:

To be fair, I've learned a few Mexican-spanish words since this idiot became president. Chingate, pendejo.

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2024:

@michelle666gar Close enough! 🤣

Dude, the tent ain't THAT big.

racocn8 comments on Sep 2, 2024:

We're working as fast as possible to provide Incels with fembots. I can't wait to see the first murder of an Incel by one.

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2024:

I predict you won't have to wait long.

Liars are gonna lie

pamagain comments on Aug 31, 2024:

don't you just LOATHE the turtle's smarmy grin?

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2024:

The fact that they kept electing him is the reason I have a low opinion of the people of Kentucky. Muhammed Ali can only redeem them up to a point.

The party of so called family values, right

DenoPenno comments on Sep 1, 2024:

Will god ever forgive her for shooting her dog?

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2024:

Her luck is holding out, there is no god.

He thinks everyone likes him! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

EricJones comments on Sep 2, 2024:

Maga nuts could form their own support group-idiots anonymous

zeuser replies on Sep 2, 2024:

They already do. They are called Trump rallies.

In alphabetical order, let's start with Alabama.

EricJones comments on Sep 1, 2024:

It must feel lonely to be the only redneck in that class.

zeuser replies on Sep 1, 2024:

I dunno. They say all publicity is good publicity.