Sounds good how about you

zeuser comments on May 17, 2020:

Me too!

zeuser replies on May 17, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge You never get 'em if you stay drunk. Important tip.

Oh my, Grandma!

bobwjr comments on May 15, 2020:

Lmao busy lady

zeuser replies on May 16, 2020:

Doesn't seem to be any grass growing on the old man, either.

Oh my, Grandma!

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

Back then, it was a species survival mechanism because you knew a couple of your kids were gonna die before they grew up. Given our current situation, it might not be a bad idea to revisit this strategy.

zeuser replies on May 16, 2020:

@MeggieCleary Let's see how serious the death rates get to be. Hopefully, we won't have to revisit anything.

[yahoo.

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

I think in his perverted logic, and it's stretch to call it that, he means that this proves we are testing a lot. Either that, or it's another prime example of orangutanian sarcasm. The third alternative is he actually believes this and that is his strategy, again if that's what you want to call it....

zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:

@larsatrg I think you're right partner. Take care with that noggin of yours, we need you in November. 😊

Please listen to the man!

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

This was stupid the first time he tried it, and it makes even less sense now. On Fox however, they are pissing themselves with glee about the "political scandal of the century".

zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:

@wolf041 Oh man, that's rough. I sympathize brother.

Please listen to the man!

zeuser comments on May 15, 2020:

This was stupid the first time he tried it, and it makes even less sense now. On Fox however, they are pissing themselves with glee about the "political scandal of the century".

zeuser replies on May 15, 2020:

@BirdMan1 Don't feel too badly, your cousin has a lot of company.

The red shirts are always the pawns.

Donna_I comments on May 13, 2020:

that is awesome!

zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:

Not for the guys wearing red.

Faux news cocksuckers like Inshannity, the drunk beeyotches Pirro and Ingraham and Fucker Carlson ...

zeuser comments on May 13, 2020:

My favorite part is that when things go to shit, and there is no question that what they were saying was wrong, they turn on a dime without any explanation and say the exact opposite the next day. That's my favorite part. The easy hypocrisy.

zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:

@Mofo1953 Yeah, and I'm telling you that's my favorite part. You gotta admit, they are very good at it, it seems almost effortless.

Repubs can't have an educated populace. That all led up to Betsy DeVos.

wonderandlisten comments on Apr 23, 2020:

There is a profound difference between education and thinking. I don't think either side left or right, democrat or republican would benefit from an increase in thinking.

zeuser replies on May 13, 2020:

@Noemi I'm in favor of harmony. But harmony requires understanding and cooperation. In other words, harmony requires work, and work is unpopular. But it is definitely something we all should aspire to.

Yeah, I didn't think so either. Heh.

Merseyman1 comments on May 9, 2020:

But if it existed, would it be with St. Peter? ...the sod!

zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:

You're imagining gay sex between imaginary characters, aren't you? I think my work here is done. 🤣

Yeah, I didn't think so either. Heh.

Novelty comments on May 9, 2020:

I like it as a bridge to Valhalla better than as a pinky pledge to not drown every fucking body. It’s like the dread pirate Robert’s, every day he’d say Wesley get some sleep I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. This went on for five years. LOL 💋

zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:

Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow. 😊

Yeah, I didn't think so either. Heh.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 9, 2020:

Thus rain is god's sperm.

zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:

Yeah, I guess in one sense.

This is the good old American ingenuity I know and love!

LucyLoohoo comments on May 9, 2020:

OK, Zeuser! Once again....I spit tea on my desk!

zeuser replies on May 9, 2020:

I'm sorry, Loo, it was too good not to post. 8-)

The Justice Department has dropped Michael Flynn’s case - Vox

zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:

I'm thinking the federal judge might have something to say about this. As I recall, he verbally said Flynn was guilty of treason.

zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo I know that, but from whom. I have a guess.

New face, same old crap!

zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:

You can gussy up the numbers all you want, a line of refrigerated trucks to hold overflow dead bodies is hard to wish away.

zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge I go out twice a week to stock up, and I make it quick - in, get the shit, out. I'm wiping everything I bring into the house down with a bleach solution, and washing hands before and after I do that. Still good here so far. Keep safe, bro.

New face, same old crap!

zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:

You can gussy up the numbers all you want, a line of refrigerated trucks to hold overflow dead bodies is hard to wish away.

zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:

@Austin-Cambridge What is scarier is the complete lack of concern for the social commonwealth and the widespread belief that things are really just fine because the "libtard eggheads don't have no sense anyways".

“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb ...

zeuser comments on May 8, 2020:

I've know women who specifically cultivate relationships with dimwitted men. That is their MO. I'd like to see more context. Without knowing the point she is trying to make, this is a sound bite masquerading as insight. I love Ms. Jong, so I'd be inclined to give her the benefit of the doubt, but ...

zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:

@Marionville Ok, this is a commentary about relative levels of shallowness between the genders. Fair point.

[agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on May 7, 2020:

Anything past 21 for Mr. Remedial Math is a hundred, a thousand or a billion. Whatever sounds about right according to his gut at the time. Gotta trust that gut, you know? Who says there are 50 governors? CNN? That's fake news! LOL

zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:

@HumanistJohn Yeah, that sounds like something our guy would say.

THE FOUR BIGGEST DREAMS OF MEN: 1.

Athena comments on May 7, 2020:

Funny, but hmm... sadly, from what I see there are more wives who are unsuspecting of their cheating husbands than those who just imagine their husbands are.

zeuser replies on May 8, 2020:

A lot of people are in self-denial and choose not to believe what is right in front of their faces. There are also a lot of people who are pathologically suspicious and see evidence of guilt everywhere in innocent circumstances. Both men and women.

[agnostic.com]

Bierbasstard comments on May 7, 2020:

Some must be checking in from Russia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governor_(Russia)

zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:

Hah! Yeah, that's gotta be it!

I was at the grocery the other day and saw a lot of this...

zeuser comments on May 7, 2020:

So, is it still ok to wear your underwear like that? Um, one of my buddies wants to know.

zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:

@Beowulfsfriend I'll tell him. LOL

Somebody posted this on my neighborhood board. I bet it was mom.

Athena comments on May 7, 2020:

I don't understand why you guys don't just sit down and tuck your wiener in the bowl for a super chill pee. 👍🙏😌

zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:

It's a lot easier to just stand and spray. But we are subject to the condition expressed in this little rhyme. You can shake it and stretch it And do a little dance But the last drop always Winds up on your pants.

Trump is on the news, talking about the coronavirus task force.

Charlene comments on May 7, 2020:

Without a doubt he comes early. May he arrive early for his funeral

zeuser replies on May 7, 2020:

@Emerald Well, if he has to go, this would be the most entertaining option. Note to self: Never piss off Emerald.

Somebody posted this on my neighborhood board. I bet it was mom.

lerlo comments on May 6, 2020:

I wish some people would check the velocity of pee when it comes out and find out that even if you pee in the middle of the bowl it still splashes out...of course that doesnt mean you can't clean up after yourself ;) ...

zeuser replies on May 6, 2020:

@lerlo "Check" can also mean stop or slow down. And that's good advice. You can tell it's good because nobody takes it. 😊

Somebody posted this on my neighborhood board. I bet it was mom.

dalefvictor comments on May 6, 2020:

Well then, it will be clean.

zeuser replies on May 6, 2020:

One of my friends grandmother used to say, " Co bedzie to bedzie, ale bedzie czyste." What will be will be, but it will be clean. Not an official Polish proverb, but close enough for me. 😊

Who knew my feet would get smaller?

HankSherman comments on May 6, 2020:

My vote for best of the morning....probably because I relate....I still remember when my penis disappeared.

zeuser replies on May 6, 2020:

Hah! Yeah, let's not get started on what happened to Mr. Happy. LOL

Yeah, we got you on tape bragging about sexual assault, dipshit. [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on May 5, 2020:

Does our pussy grabber in chief really want to have this conversation?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2020:

@JayOleck38 Yeah. Gotta get some popcorn.

Yeah, we got you on tape bragging about sexual assault, dipshit. [thehill.com]

zeuser comments on May 5, 2020:

Does our pussy grabber in chief really want to have this conversation?

zeuser replies on May 5, 2020:

@JayOleck38 So why don't they just die already?

Q: What is the difference between a yellow flower and a fop who never tells the truth?

BestWithoutGods comments on May 5, 2020:

You don't get it, @Zeuser ? One thing we need to understand is that a fop is a dandy. The other thing is that "lyin' dandy" is "dandelion" turned around. At least that's how we pronounce "dandelion" where I live. :)

zeuser replies on May 5, 2020:

Oh I get it. I was just wondering if I ought to laugh and possibly encourage you to post future humor like this. LOL Keep it up, BW, we thrive on groaners around here.

Keep chirping, buddy.

Cast1es comments on May 4, 2020:

Some of the public is almost as smart as the canary .

zeuser replies on May 4, 2020:

@Philip21 Maybe not quite like this, but I take your point.

If he actually existed:

Killtheskyfairy comments on May 3, 2020:

If he existed, probably would have resigned with Hitler or Pol Pot😱

zeuser replies on May 4, 2020:

Dick Cheyney evidently slipped under his radar.

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.

Diogenes comments on May 4, 2020:

M. first of all, I want you to have a good day. I have planned to have a 'productive' day. Ya, but I have "planned" and carefully organized before, and yearned for positive results for my intense efforts! End of that discussion! Yesterday instead of talking life to death, I went on a walk in ...

zeuser replies on May 4, 2020:

@Marionville A heart attack, oh no! I hope you're on the mend, do what they tell you! My best wishes for a quick and complete recovery! <3

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China.

Redheadedgammy comments on May 3, 2020:

trump seems to be more talk than anything. He makes all kinds of threats then doesn’t follow through.

zeuser replies on May 3, 2020:

Like a typical bully, he is actually a coward, always punching down.

“Folks are usually as happy as they make their minds up to be”..............Abraham Lincoln.

zeuser comments on May 3, 2020:

I'm not sure you can think you are happy, you have to feel it. It's not a set of circumstances or a destination. I've always thought that happy people have no idea they are happy, they are just doing something that they enjoy or that makes them feel good. Now, I think people can convince themselves ...

zeuser replies on May 3, 2020:

@Marionville Identifying the positive aspects of any situation is a skill, and it requires frequent practice. My daughter taught me this.

“Folks are usually as happy as they make their minds up to be”..............Abraham Lincoln.

Freedompath comments on May 3, 2020:

That would be about right...but I wonder how my neighbor is so happy in her life, while making others around her, pull their hair out! She is so happy, that I ‘prepare’ myself when I visit with her! When I am caught off guard, I still try and make the best of it, as I know even the least among...

zeuser replies on May 3, 2020:

@Freedompath You are sweet to make the effort. But I understand that you can take only so much, too.

“Folks are usually as happy as they make their minds up to be”..............Abraham Lincoln.

Freedompath comments on May 3, 2020:

That would be about right...but I wonder how my neighbor is so happy in her life, while making others around her, pull their hair out! She is so happy, that I ‘prepare’ myself when I visit with her! When I am caught off guard, I still try and make the best of it, as I know even the least among...

zeuser replies on May 3, 2020:

I've know people who try to act happy all the time, even to a ridiculous bragging extent. Sometimes it covers a desperate unhappiness or emptiness.

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China.

Diogenes comments on May 2, 2020:

It's the fault of China, WHO, his campaign manager- and the next person that gets into his sight. When is he going to blame it on the 'little green men from Mars?' I'm sure he has talked to them already. But that would be false news; he's a stable genius.

zeuser replies on May 2, 2020:

@Diogenes It would probably be a good idea to try that theory out and see what happens. LOL

“Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous”...

Diogenes comments on May 2, 2020:

I wasn't much of a student as far as philosophy was concerned, but I found Hume had something worthwhile to say. A comparison to the logic of Hume is Sigmund Freud and apparently 'Siggy' Freud wasn't quite up to it in the reality department. He smoked 20 cigars a day and in the end, with his face...

zeuser replies on May 2, 2020:

@Diogenes To be successful, con men need willing dupes who believe what they are promised because they want it to be true.

“Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous”...

Diogenes comments on May 2, 2020:

I wasn't much of a student as far as philosophy was concerned, but I found Hume had something worthwhile to say. A comparison to the logic of Hume is Sigmund Freud and apparently 'Siggy' Freud wasn't quite up to it in the reality department. He smoked 20 cigars a day and in the end, with his face...

zeuser replies on May 2, 2020:

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” ― Mark Twain.

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China.

MegBurton142 comments on May 2, 2020:

With regards to the suggestion we “punish” China, perhaps we should insert our “dependence on them for pharmaceutical components” into the equation.

zeuser replies on May 2, 2020:

That talk of punishing China is rhetoric. This administration (if that's what you want to call it) threatens but does nothing else. And if I know that, you can be sure the Chinese know it too.

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China.

wolf041 comments on May 2, 2020:

It always amazes me how the repubs are constantly trying to blame china for the worlds woes simply because they are efficient at making growing and selling stuff. Historically China has been the beneficiary of roughly 80 % of the worlds trade going back a few hundred years ( minus that little ...

zeuser replies on May 2, 2020:

The repubs have always needed a foreign adversary to use as an excuse to shovel money into the military. How else can you get away with buying 30,000 hammers for 320 bucks apiece? Used to be Russia, up until they bought the presidency and half the senate. The Chinese have all that American debt which would be worth a lot less if everybody decided the dollar was no longer the world's reserve currency, so that tempers their aggression. But what an easy target to hit without too much chance of military blowback, especially when combined with good old American bigotry.

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China.

Diogenes comments on May 2, 2020:

It's the fault of China, WHO, his campaign manager- and the next person that gets into his sight. When is he going to blame it on the 'little green men from Mars?' I'm sure he has talked to them already. But that would be false news; he's a stable genius.

zeuser replies on May 2, 2020:

Everyone knows it was Obama's fault. 🙄

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China.

Freedompath comments on May 1, 2020:

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tenn, suggest we default on our loans from China, as punishment! 👿. No one should wonder why people have lost what balance that they ever had! The mean, unethical and vindictive political figures do not represent me!

zeuser replies on May 1, 2020:

Blackburn ought to serve jail time.

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China.

Mofo1953 comments on May 1, 2020:

Well, there's video from January where he praises China and Xi.

zeuser replies on May 1, 2020:

Yeah. That aged well.

Dear Leader's ego knows no bounds.

zeuser comments on May 1, 2020:

Hey, hey, calm down everybody! You all need to realize that if you want to pick the perfect lie to cover your yuuuuge ass, you have to try a bunch of them to see which one is the best. I have to admit, this is better than the "Obama didn't leave us tests for a virus that didn't appear until 3 years ...

zeuser replies on May 1, 2020:

@Diogenes Oh I understand he is insane. Crazier than a box full of scorpions on meth. He is running out of ideas, so nuking someone is definitely on his list. Probably California.

We need to talk......

Besalbub comments on May 1, 2020:

Now every idiot with a gun is gonna want to do this .

zeuser replies on May 1, 2020:

Every idiot with a gun already wanted to do this.

More than that!!!!!

zeuser comments on Apr 30, 2020:

You can't swing a dead cat in a room full of republicans without hitting at *least* three assholes, and probably a lot more if the cat's tail holds out.

zeuser replies on Apr 30, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 You're doing it wrong. You need a dead cat. You'd have to be crazy to try to swing a live one, though if you managed it, a room full of republicans would be the right place. Tell Percy I didn't mean him.

Malignant Narcissism on Steroids: [rawstory.

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I believe he's going to go completely captain Queeg before this is all over, chasing invisible bugs off of his body, yelling obscenities, sobbing helplessly, becoming belligerent, all in the same 10 minutes. I'd love to see it televised, but I think it will happen one way or the other. As far as his...

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2020:

@BirdMan1 Yeah, that's all right with me too.

It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we have even once been ...

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Isn't that similar to "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me"?

zeuser replies on Apr 29, 2020:

@altschmerz I remember this incident. He seemed like the worst thing in the world back then. He was awful, but he looks like FDR next to our current mistake in chief.

I'd love to give one, but... .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 28, 2020:

It is a gift for the frazzled mother on mother's day - note at the bottom Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2020:

As most of the folks here know, I am not above stealing memes and repurposing them as I see fit. 😊

I'd love to give one, but... .

Merseyman1 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

I hope it's not the last!

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2020:

It is for today. 😊

I don't know who this is in the picture but I am re-posting it because this is exactly how I feel.

zeuser comments on Apr 28, 2020:

We are all (with the notable exception of @WonderWartHog99) this guy.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2020:

@WonderWartHog99 Ok, I fixed it for you.

apologize in advance if anyone posted this quote. But in light of disinfectant injections....

NoMagicCookie comments on Apr 27, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIs-qNx_r94 Lol? for tRump supporters. . . Yea, lol.

zeuser replies on Apr 28, 2020:

Yeah, I saw this too. He's always responsible for any good result, but it's never ever his fault if things go sideways - which they usually do.

Consider this [commondreams.org]

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Yeah, that sounds about right. I'm surprised the empathy time was so high, to be honest.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2020:

@LucyLoohoo Putin's

Would Bailey’s be better?

zeuser comments on Apr 26, 2020:

How ridiculous. Vodka goes in the orange juice. White wine goes into the eggs.

zeuser replies on Apr 26, 2020:

@Beowulfsfriend that'd work, maybe just a touch of cumin. 😜

'I'm saving so much money!' says twat who can't read the room

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I had to look up "bellend". That's a great word!

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2020:

@SiouxcitySue See this would be an improvement for my friends who usually hear me refer to them as dickheads. Affectionately, of course. 8-) Bellends sounds a lot more genteel. Heh.

'I'm saving so much money!' says twat who can't read the room

zeuser comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I had to look up "bellend". That's a great word!

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2020:

@SiouxcitySue It's one of those words that sound neutral, so you can slip it into a conversation and be pretty confident that whomever you are speaking with won't understand it, or probably not even not catch it.

Seriously, it is long past time that this question be asked and answered.

Mofo1953 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Probably the last day when he leaves office next year.

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2020:

Or, if we get a break or two, much sooner.

Imagine you are a flower.

Besalbub comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Let me know how it works , I like doing weird things . If I do ,do it I believe I'll use social distancing .

zeuser replies on Apr 25, 2020:

I guess these guys are violating social distance guidelines. Although, honestly, that's the least of the things they are violating.

Repubs can't have an educated populace. That all led up to Betsy DeVos.

Babyoda comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Says the man who led the terror.

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2020:

Action in the cause of freedom is often interpreted as terror by those who would be overthrown.

Imagine you are a flower.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

The new in thing.

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2020:

Wasn't that a John Denver song? Sunshine, up my asshole, makes me happy, makes me high. Or something like that. Heh.

N URGENT CALL TO PEOPLE WHO LOVE OUR PRESIDENT.

davknight comments on Apr 24, 2020:

The best way to administer bleach is by squirting it directly up ones butt, while standing on ones head.

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2020:

It didn't have anything to do with bleach, but I saw a video like this once. LOL

Trump Wonders If Injecting Disinfectant Into Someone's Body Could Kill Virus

Mofo1953 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Even a fucking moron like him can't be this stupid!

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2020:

Says Trump, "Hold my diet coke.."

He just gets crazier and crazier.

NoMagicCookie comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Both funny and sad. Rather sure there will be a few tRump supporters/ flat-earthers that will try this.

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2020:

Good.

I was thinking it would be colon cancer, but good enough.

NoMagicCookie comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Looks like the poor (dumb) animal should be put down.

zeuser replies on Apr 24, 2020:

Yeah, the elephant too.

Stock-piling is NOT for those with insufficient willpower?

zeuser comments on Apr 23, 2020:

This is why I never ever buy a half gallon of ice cream.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2020:

@Kynlei I even stay away from pints. If it's in the house, it is as good as gone within a day.

One was enough for me.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 23, 2020:

That's too many 😊😜😋

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2020:

I'd take the 4 richer and the 4 better and call it even. LOL

Repubs can't have an educated populace. That all led up to Betsy DeVos.

wonderandlisten comments on Apr 23, 2020:

There is a profound difference between education and thinking. I don't think either side left or right, democrat or republican would benefit from an increase in thinking.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2020:

Your thinking can be informed by either education or ignorance. My preference is an educated guess vs. an ignorant knee jerk.

Repubs can't have an educated populace. That all led up to Betsy DeVos.

brentan comments on Apr 23, 2020:

The cool thing is you don't need education when you already know everything better than anyone else.

zeuser replies on Apr 23, 2020:

Yep, that's (what passes for) the thinking.

Old World War 1.

Merseyman1 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

It was like that, funny take but true. "Nations struggle to remember who were the allies"...LOL!

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2020:

The sideline that starts "Area Drunkard Declares War On Ireland" Is a nice touch. LOL

drunk [agnostic.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Heh. Guy is talking to his buddy. "I don't know what to do, my wife thinks she's a chicken!" Buddy says, "Why don't you take her to a psychiatrist so he can cure her?" "I would," the guy says, "but we need the eggs."

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2020:

@Bobbyzen My money would be on Groucho. LOL

Well, it seems to me that some of those pesky, annoying God-bothering Kerb-side Preachers have not ...

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Oh hell yeah you did the right thing. I would have been tempted to see if God and Jesus could block a throat punch. I think you demonstrated civic responsibility and exercised an amazing level of self restraint. Well done to you and the store employee.

zeuser replies on Apr 21, 2020:

@Triphid Wear gloves!

Breaking news......

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

This poor bastard actually thought this was a good idea. Guys like this shouldn't be allowed to operate a blender by themselves.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@RobertNappi2 Judging by the way this bozo looks, he is in no immediate danger of procreating.

Jesus ain't takin' anybody anywhere, but if he did..... Happy 420 y'all! [wmna.sh]

Besalbub comments on Apr 20, 2020:

If jesus takes me home I'm sure I'll be very stoned .

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2020:

Like the song says, roll up a fatty in case it's today!

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 20, 2020:

If someone doesn't tell you what you are doing wrong, you'll keep doing it wrong. No, it's not easy to hear you are fucking something up, but worse if nobody tells you and you do it for decades before finally realizing people have been deliberately keeping it from you all that time.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@Merseyman1 Can't think of anyone like that, can you? LOL

This needs to go into the history books: [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

It should be required reading before you are allowed to vote in the general election.

zeuser replies on Apr 20, 2020:

@BirdMan1 Yeah, asking those guys to do any reading at all wouldn't be workable.

Having a conversation with Kate and we are trying to determine what trump is good for.

zeuser comments on Apr 19, 2020:

I'm not sure if he has done this yet, but if it happens, he gets some of the credit: Uniting the democrats and building a coalition with progressives and moderates against his crazy ass. This is on the theory that the enemy of my enemy is my friend.And maybe making republicans toxic up and down the ...

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2020:

@Lorajay I think we can unite in spite of the agitation. I guess we'll see.

"In the US, there is basically one party - the business party.

zeuser comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I have a libertarian buddy who calls them the "demopublicans". He's not wrong.

zeuser replies on Apr 19, 2020:

@yvilletom Well, IMHO they represent a different kind of extremism. Extremists tend to overlook major gaping logical holes in their positions and tend to ignore issues related to workability. As for Ayn Rand, no... don't get me started.

Didn't See It Coming!

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

It's all Obama's fault.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2020:

@Diogenes Laugh at the image of a train running him over. Now that's funny.

The Country Could Use a First Lady. But Melania Trump Has Gone AWOL. [thedailybeast.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

This is the republican idea of an ideal first lady. She shuts up when the men are talking.

zeuser replies on Apr 17, 2020:

@HippieChick58 Well, he thinks hurricanes are caused by gay sex, so you can't discount abject stupidity either.

Didn't See It Coming!

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

It's all Obama's fault.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2020:

@Charlene Except for Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than two. 8-)

😔 I'm going to defy stay-at-home orders and cross illegally into Canada.

Freedompath comments on Apr 16, 2020:

These people have no responsibility to our society. They have perfect examples to follow! I have to give it to the Governor, she is holding her position, trying to keep everyone safe! Those protesting fools are going to pay a price and take innocent people with them! 😰

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2020:

That is the sad truth. The innocent suffer the idiocy of the moronic.

I was having a discussion today as to whether trump could best be described as a bigot or as a ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Egregious? Odious? Detestable? Dildo? Appalling? Atrocious? Goofus? Nightmarish? Chowderhead? Hard to pick just one, isn't it?

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2020:

@AnneWimsey Ok, I see your point. Strike dildo from the list, guys.

Yup thats right

HankSherman comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Not to be picky here....but her check was signed by his lawyer

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2020:

A clever piece of misdirection. I'm surprised somebody figured it out.

“It is an open question whether any behaviour based on fear of eternal punishment can be regarded ...

zeuser comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Good concept. Poltroonish, maybe.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2020:

@Marionville This is the underpinning of the logically fallacious Pascal's wager.

Bend over....

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

I hate to think how many diseases he has been exposed to.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2020:

And yet he lives. In the white house no less. It ain't fair.

Sounds like religious people in general tbh.

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Truth is relative to the teller and to the listener, there is also a timing factor. However, Repugs have no concept of truth.

zeuser replies on Apr 16, 2020:

Yeah, they do, but it's fucked up. The concept is it's true if 1, we say it, 2, Trumps says it, 3, God says it, or 4, it's the opposite of what libtards say, And Hillary is still running that child prostitution ring in the basement of a pizza parlor that doesn't have a basement. All true, according to these guys.

Breaking news from the white house press room...

BirdMan1 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

How I wish I had said that!

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2020:

I know, right?

Let's see if my image posts. If not, I'll try the comments.

chiara23k comments on Apr 15, 2020:

omg. everyone has been sitting out in their yards like it is a tail gate party or something.

zeuser replies on Apr 15, 2020:

I guess if you are quarantined with your family, there's nothing wrong with making the best of it in your yard if you are distanced appropriately from any neighbors.

I noticed some posts on Facebook with some strange claims being made.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I couldn't find any specific number, but wikipedia does say this: "In the Internet age, QAnon virtual communities have little "real world" connection with each other, but online, they can number in the tens of thousands.[58] Rachel Bernstein, an expert on cults who specializes in recovery ...

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2020:

@Diagoras Whatever it was, it included an aversion to dentists and a fondness for empty calories.

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I'm not irritated much... What's that mean?

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2020:

@Cutiebeauty Less aggravation that way, for sure.

I noticed some posts on Facebook with some strange claims being made.

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I couldn't find any specific number, but wikipedia does say this: "In the Internet age, QAnon virtual communities have little "real world" connection with each other, but online, they can number in the tens of thousands.[58] Rachel Bernstein, an expert on cults who specializes in recovery ...

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2020:

@Diagoras You think? I believe they will just transition to some other silly horseshit conspiracy theory. It's like they are built to be deceived.

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

Cutiebeauty comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I'm not irritated much... What's that mean?

zeuser replies on Apr 14, 2020:

That you don't get out enough?

Even Mitch McConnell's Daughters Probably Hate Him [theslot.jezebel.com]

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2020:

You have to be a massive black hole of an asshole to alienate your own blood. Moscow Mitch seems like he is up to that particular task.

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@Freedompath Yeah, the power of corruption.

How and why do Donald Trump, in particular, and Republican politicians in general persist in showing...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

It's not stupidity on the part of most republicans. It's a defensive posture to cover the fact they deliberately let the preparations slide, or at least their dimwitted leader did. But all republicans dislike spending they can't use to corruptly reward lobbyists and donors with fat wallets. Probably...

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@JackPedigo The rich think they can buy their way to isolated safety. The apocalypse supporters think jebus will save them. The rest of the white trash contingent just want to stick it to the libtards. There is no thought process involved.

How and why do Donald Trump, in particular, and Republican politicians in general persist in showing...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

It's not stupidity on the part of most republicans. It's a defensive posture to cover the fact they deliberately let the preparations slide, or at least their dimwitted leader did. But all republicans dislike spending they can't use to corruptly reward lobbyists and donors with fat wallets. Probably...

zeuser replies on Apr 13, 2020:

@JackPedigo A part of them want the apocalypse to happen, a part of them are so fucking rich it doesn't make any difference to them, and a part of them will die, gasping for air, blaming Obama and Hillary with their last raspy death-rattle.

The paradox of education is precisely this – that as one begins to become conscious one begins to ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Happened to me. Some people never learn.

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2020:

@avectoi Good!

"It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in ...

zeuser comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I loved Humphrey. I met his wife after he had passed at a Democratic fundraiser in Scranton.

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2020:

@WilliamCharles McGovern was the first guy I voted for in a general election for president in 72 at the age of 19. I canvassed for Clean Gene McCarthy, but I voted for George. You're right, he was an impressive guy.

A teenage girl decided to earn some extra money by hiring herself out to do odd jobs.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

This is why you always need to get it in writing. LOL

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2020:

@HankSherman Well, verbal miscommunication is the basis for a large body of not only jokes, but comedy in general. Goes back a ways, Who's on first?

These great questions and answers are from the days of "Hollywood Squares.

zeuser comments on Apr 11, 2020:

That was a great show in the golden age. I don't know if it can be recreated with our current crop of celebrities. You can look up a lot of these compendia of answers on YouToube. Worth your time.

zeuser replies on Apr 12, 2020:

@HankSherman I think he'd kill it too, but there were constraints to that format that would have hemmed him in. I still would have loved to see it. Ah well.