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Pretty wide range of supporters. I wouldn't piss off Dick Cheyney if I could avoid it.

pamagain comments on Sep 24, 2024:

I'd like to hear MUCH MORE from Cheney as the election nears.

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2024:

He wouldn't be against waterboarding the republican candidates. Make it work *for * democracy this time, Dick.

The advantage is it works inside or outside of the box.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2024:

My therapists don't know what to think of me.... I like to keep them guessing.

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2024:

Hah, you gotta try to show a novel brand of neurotic at each visit. Keeps them shuffling.

The advantage is it works inside or outside of the box.

Betty comments on Sep 24, 2024:

The advice on feeling sad sounds like a neat idea. Hmmm...I may give it a try but I will avoid the therapist. lol ;) Thanks for the giggles, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2024:

Sure thing, hon.

The advantage is it works inside or outside of the box.

pamagain comments on Sep 24, 2024:

WAIT! You mean my voodoo doll is politically incorrect? Dammit.

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2024:

Only if it's anatomically accurate. LOL

The advantage is it works inside or outside of the box.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2024:

My therapist didn't like my answer either.

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2024:

They can be so judgmental.

That's a tall order, partner...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 23, 2024:

I wish my ghost's would clean my house too! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 23, 2024:

@glennlab If they did all my backed up filing, I'd lobby hard for their reincarnation.

The twatwaffle, his magats and his plastic girlfriends! 🤮🙄🤮🙄🤣

EricJones comments on Sep 23, 2024:

That can't be a trump rally-the crowd is way too big. With a swing like that how the hell does he even hit the ball. Did MIck Jagger have a bunch of daughters?

zeuser replies on Sep 23, 2024:

I think there are a couple of Steven Tyler's kids there too. LOL

That's a tall order, partner...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 23, 2024:

I wish my ghost's would clean my house too! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 23, 2024:

They are notoriously hard to train.

Good morning!!!! It's Monday! Ugh!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 23, 2024:

Gotta get me a set of those glasses. Also, HTF do you get a hamster high? Good set, MG!

zeuser replies on Sep 23, 2024:

@michelle666gar The cat in my college apartment (sort of a community cat) always came around on his own when there was smoke involved. Of course, his name was Sopor. ;)

That's a tall order, partner...

silverotter11 comments on Sep 23, 2024:

Good ones, Z!! LOL

zeuser replies on Sep 23, 2024:

Thank you!

“The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them”………….

annewimsey500 comments on Sep 22, 2024:

Yeah, but do not, ever, break out your checkbook!

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2024:

That sounds like bitter experience talking, Annie. 😒

Here she comes, the next Miss Goose Step....

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 22, 2024:

Good ones!

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2024:

Thanks!

The original hawk-ptuah man.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2024:

I'm hoping to close the folder on him this November, He has been a pox on Texas and the nation since being appointed Solicitor General of Texas in 2003 and has nothing but harm citizens since then.

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2024:

I hope we can all close the file on this asshole.

That's a tall order, partner...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2024:

Well at least they don't break down all the time like UHaul...

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2024:

Plus you can sell the wool.

That's a tall order, partner...

Betty comments on Sep 22, 2024:

I don't think I want Darth Vader to "lift me up". 😂 Thanks for the giggles, Z. You did it again. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2024:

You're welcome. Having an appreciative audience makes it all worthwhile. ;)

There are a few very wealthy people that have gotten their wealth without exploitation, but the vast...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2024:

Sad part is it is the poor voters keeping the system stacked against them...

zeuser replies on Sep 22, 2024:

All that money can buy some very good propaganda.

Some places never cease to amaze you

zeuser comments on Sep 21, 2024:

Here in NC, we elect our dildos to be lieutenant governor.

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

@glennlab Yeah, you guys got Paxton, Abbott, Cruz, these are just the high profile guys I know about.

Yes he really said this! Remember when we use to laugh at people who thought WW Wrestling was real.

DenoPenno comments on Sep 21, 2024:

The design of vaping is to trick you and keep you on nicotine but in many cases you can vape in areas where you could not smoke.

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

Congresswoman BoBo discovered there are limits to where you can vape in public spaces, including theaters if you are sitting next to pregnant women.

Make America Baaaaaa again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2024:

He must be from Texas where they only recently outlawed raping livestock.... Before that it seemed to be the state sport...

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish Shepherd? With the Stones, it's "Hey you, get off of my cloud." With the shepherd, it's "Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Not the entire 9th symphony, just the opening. LOL

Betty comments on Sep 21, 2024:

Yup, assholes are gender neutral. 🤣🤣🤣 They are...🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the chuckles, Z. Now I can sip my coffee. ;)

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

@Betty Oh no! However, you're better off letting it out. LOL

Remember canceling science, words, and common sense? Here's a quick reminder.

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2024:

The first step in controlling the population through propaganda.

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

Next is controlling the media.

Make America Baaaaaa again.

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2024:

That fat boy ain't going baaaaaa, he's going moooo.

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

Looks more like an oinker to me.

Not the entire 9th symphony, just the opening. LOL

EricJones comments on Sep 21, 2024:

Those slow signs are sadly true. That's why I almost never use the dryer.

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

Just hang the socks in the bedroom, the dryer is safe for everything else..

Not the entire 9th symphony, just the opening. LOL

Betty comments on Sep 21, 2024:

Yup, assholes are gender neutral. 🤣🤣🤣 They are...🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the chuckles, Z. Now I can sip my coffee. ;)

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

Good, don't want to waste good coffee! You're welcome.

And that puff of smoke looks like a ducky, too!

pamagain comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Makes me think about that "Young plumber from Lee"....who remembers him?

zeuser replies on Sep 21, 2024:

@pamagain I had him mixed up from the guy from Nantucket..LOL

And another

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2024:

I would've guessed Saul Goodman.

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2024:

@KateOahu Stream it.

Good morning my Agnostic family, I am here to give an update on my situation.

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2024:

That is wonderful to hear! Hang in there, we miss you here. 💙

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2024:

@Redheadedgammy I'm pulling for you, hon!

When grampa misreads the room as well as the whole damn country.

EricJones comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Those two are a real life remake of the movie dumb and dumber, only worse.

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2024:

Vance isn't dumb, just free of any conscience or shame. The other guy is window-licking stupid.

They'd probably screw it up, so..

pamagain comments on Sep 20, 2024:

About that ''can''......it's a dilemma, isn't it?

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2024:

It's been kicked down the road so many times the label has worn off.

And that puff of smoke looks like a ducky, too!

silverotter11 comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Peppa Pig was great - 🤣🤣🤣 logorrhea 🤣🤣🤣 Good set!

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2024:

Thanks, SO!

And that puff of smoke looks like a ducky, too!

pamagain comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Makes me think about that "Young plumber from Lee"....who remembers him?

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2024:

Did something come down to his knee? Is that the guy? 😜

When grampa misreads the room as well as the whole damn country.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 20, 2024:

We've known for a while that Donnie makes stuff up off the cuff, but now JD too... How the mighty GOP has imploded. Gawd save us all.

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2024:

Honestly, they didn't have to drop much to hit bottom.

And that puff of smoke looks like a ducky, too!

Betty comments on Sep 20, 2024:

Oh, poor Peppa. Will you ever be able to reassemble that sweet pig? ;) Good set, Z. Thanks for the giggles. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 20, 2024:

You're welcome. 😉

About time someone took a tough stand against domestic terrorism.... [youtube.com]

zeuser comments on Sep 19, 2024:

Ok, I can get behind this. Can't say "they didn't know any better" after a couple of weeks in the hoosegow.

zeuser replies on Sep 19, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz That works for me too.

And another

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2024:

I would've guessed Saul Goodman.

zeuser replies on Sep 19, 2024:

@KateOahu You should watch the show! Great show!

Are you late? Let's see, does 'leven start with a 'e' or an 'l'?

EricJones comments on Sep 19, 2024:

I cook to eat, not make fancy plates to take pictures of.

zeuser replies on Sep 19, 2024:

Some people like to plate like a chef. 😜👨‍🍳

Are you late? Let's see, does 'leven start with a 'e' or an 'l'?

Betty comments on Sep 19, 2024:

These are all so very funny. You picked a stellar batch this time. I can't pick a favourite. Laughter all around. 🤣 Thanks, Z. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 19, 2024:

You're welcome!

No names are mentioned, but you KNOW who these two guys are talking about.

pamagain comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Thanks as always, Zeusie.

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2024:

@pamagain Win win situation!

No names are mentioned, but you KNOW who these two guys are talking about.

silverotter11 comments on Sep 18, 2024:

OH! These are great!!!

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2024:

Aw, glad you like em.

The twatwaffle belongs there!

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2024:

Leg irons and solitary would be a nice touch too.

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2024:

@EricJones OK, I'm willing to reconsider, assuming they discontinue his secret service protection. Level the playing field, so to speak.

It took a while but they have started

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2024:

That exploding pager business is straight up red wedding shit. Very cold blooded.

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2024:

@michelle666gar I have not. I may try to find that on YouTube.

Wednesday morning!!! Gotta go to work!

zeuser comments on Sep 18, 2024:

I'm the fifth type of husband - ex. Very funny bunch here MG!

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2024:

@michelle666gar No. There's no going back. You cross that bridge, then you set it on fire. 🤪

No names are mentioned, but you KNOW who these two guys are talking about.

Betty comments on Sep 18, 2024:

You describe them to a tee. :) Thanks, Z.

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2024:

Easy pickin's, like fish in a barrel. You're welcome.

No names are mentioned, but you KNOW who these two guys are talking about.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2024:

Great set

zeuser replies on Sep 18, 2024:

Thanks!

A local stationery store donated the supplies.

pamagain comments on Sep 17, 2024:

And super glue?

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

@michelle666gar I can see that working. 😜

No names are mentioned, but you KNOW who these two guys are talking about.

pamagain comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Thanks as always, Zeusie.

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

My pleasure!

Wait til you see what happened to the guy who wanted to be a famous pianist.

michelle666gar comments on Sep 17, 2024:

I rather have candy! 🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

@michelle666gar That's a great cover! OK, I'll get some candy for you. 😊

Wait til you see what happened to the guy who wanted to be a famous pianist.

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Good ones.

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

Thanks, man.

Wait til you see what happened to the guy who wanted to be a famous pianist.

michelle666gar comments on Sep 17, 2024:

I rather have candy! 🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

You get the thumb drive! 😄👍

No names are mentioned, but you KNOW who these two guys are talking about.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Great set!! Thanks!

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

You're welcome!

Hook, line, and big mac.

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Great addition to our collection, thanks!!

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

You're welcome!

Wait til you see what happened to the guy who wanted to be a famous pianist.

Betty comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Poor hippo. :( Thanks, Z. You did good. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

Thanks hon. 😉

Trump has known that his golf courses were insecure since 2015 when the SS told him that if ...

DenoPenno comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Thanks for this remembrance here on Jim Jones. I had forgotten. Can we now hope that in the end Trump will go shoot himself on Fifth Avenue? Game over.

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

Works for me.

Will Taylor Swift's Harris endorsement influence the U.S. election?

Flyingsaucesir comments on Sep 14, 2024:

I joined when you first created the group, but I'm still not able to post anything, because Harris/Walz fanatics does not show up in my drop-down menu of post categories. 🙁

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

Maybe this idea will help, Put the direct link to the main Harris/Walz page in your bookmarks.

From The Onion 🤣

HippieChick58 comments on Sep 17, 2024:

He's such a piece of work.

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

He's a piece of something all right.

From The Onion 🤣

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2024:

Never get between tRump and a camera unless you want to get hurt.

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

Or between him and a big mac, for that matter.

Flop sweat on a dino? With jokes like that....

EricJones comments on Sep 17, 2024:

That's why I dunk my grilled cheese into the tomato soup. I think prince charming is going home empty handed.

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

Good plan. And the hell with that sexist prince.

Flop sweat on a dino? With jokes like that....

silverotter11 comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Way to go Z! Funny set!

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

Thanks!

Bonus memes Monday!!!

EricJones comments on Sep 17, 2024:

What if watching porn hub videos is his hobby? That's why I always keep dry food out all the time for the cats and dogs. I want that jeep so I can see the deer when I'm driving at night.

zeuser replies on Sep 17, 2024:

That's a deer blind!

Just a few memes to laugh at the twatwaffle and his people!

zeuser comments on Sep 16, 2024:

I guess you have to look like a halloween costume in order to be part of lardass's inner circle.

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

@michelle666gar I notice that collagen-infused lip look seems to be popular with the orange pervert.

Flop sweat on a dino? With jokes like that....

Betty comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Tomato soup and grill cheese sandwich. Now I am hungry. Why do you do this to me, Z. ;) Fantastic set, Z. Can't wait to see what you come up with next. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

@Betty Do tell. 😏

Flop sweat on a dino? With jokes like that....

backtobasics comments on Sep 16, 2024:

God puns?

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

Yeah. That's allowed. 😉

That's one thing he doesn't have to be concerned with.

ParryHotter comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Looks like Putin has his middle finger up his puppets ass! (:

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

He needs his entire hand up there to make the mouth move.

Pastor Claims Kamala Harris Used 'Witchcraft' in Presidential Debate Christian Nationalist pastor...

backtobasics comments on Sep 15, 2024:

If she were going to use witchcraft on him, she's have made him say even stupider things.-

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

@Betty HIS team would applaud.

Flop sweat on a dino? With jokes like that....

glennlab comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Always plot against the Puritans.

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

Never a bad move.

Flop sweat on a dino? With jokes like that....

Betty comments on Sep 16, 2024:

Tomato soup and grill cheese sandwich. Now I am hungry. Why do you do this to me, Z. ;) Fantastic set, Z. Can't wait to see what you come up with next. :)

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

Oh you're always hungry. ;) Thanks.

Pastor Claims Kamala Harris Used 'Witchcraft' in Presidential Debate Christian Nationalist pastor...

backtobasics comments on Sep 15, 2024:

If she were going to use witchcraft on him, she's have made him say even stupider things.-

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

Stupider how?

I'm not saying it's true, but JD threw both his hometowns under the bus to get ahead, maybe he's ...

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2024:

He might be practicing in case they win.

zeuser replies on Sep 16, 2024:

Yeah, these seem like dress rehearsals for hillbilly boy. I bet he has the 25th amendment memorized.

I keep shaking my head!!!

zeuser comments on Sep 15, 2024:

MTG could do a guest spot as Miss Hathaway. Yeah, I shake my head a lot these days too. 😔