Before he become totally irrelevant. like Kari Lake.

zeuser comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Kari don't look too good without the soft focus filter. Plus choking on a hard loss and, I would hope, a bag of dicks.

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2022:

@anglophone We are talking MAGA here, so being in your right mind is probably not relevant. Heh.

So Putin the Putrid has decided to lob bombs at Poland.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2022:

I wonder if this was an intentional navigational error? It might give Putin's generals an excuse to push for peace since they don't want to draw NATO's forces into the conflict.

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2022:

@anglophone We are all about scatological humor here, pal, no worries. LOL

So Putin the Putrid has decided to lob bombs at Poland.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2022:

I wonder if this was an intentional navigational error? It might give Putin's generals an excuse to push for peace since they don't want to draw NATO's forces into the conflict.

zeuser replies on Nov 15, 2022:

Too late for that. NATO is definitely interested in this latest shit.

Oh no, busted!

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2022:

If only they would shun him like that.

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2022:

Some of the braver (or more opportunistic) ones are saying the words, but they did that before and then came crawling back to Maga Lardo for more of the same. All of the guys who wanted to talk nazi politics with me even back in 2020 are now pretty quiet, the only sound is crickets.

Jim Wright breaks the election results down in his Stonekettle Station Facebook page post.

Mofo1953 comments on Nov 14, 2022:

No mistery, they're mostly traitors.

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2022:

A lot of them are. A lot of them are just weak-minded "bandwagon traitors" yelling "me too!" Those are the guys who will (hopefully) jump off of the crazy ship when the majority repudiates them. I guess we'll see.

You never see this on CSI.

JackPedigo comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Made me wonder, can one milk a dead cow!?

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2022:

One can certainly try.

Jim Wright breaks the election results down in his Stonekettle Station Facebook page post.

OldGoat43 comments on Nov 14, 2022:

It's not a mystery, just a combination of all the ills described in your list of foibles and fails.

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2022:

I think Jim was sort of poking fun at the apparent surprise and consternation that the people in the far right bubble are now expressing. Those of us who voted for sanity are well aware of the reasons.

Paint what you know.

RusselHappy comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Honestly, the painter skit made my day! Thanks! 👍

zeuser replies on Nov 14, 2022:

Yeah, I like that one too!

Should have used condominiums.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 11, 2022:

More & more i think the key to Effective polling is to make it completely private & secure, like a litte portable voting booth or online with no log-on/in.....i know if i lived in a hotbed of evangelicals or Proud Boys i would not answer some random stranger's questions on the phone.....WDaF are ...

zeuser replies on Nov 12, 2022:

People used to answer their phones no matter what because they didn't know who was calling. That's history. The ones who do are older, the kids don't do it. Shit, *I* don't do it. Plus people now deliberately lie, they are coached to do it, to skew the polls. And we didn't have domestic election terrorists trolling to find out where the libtards are. Lots of nonsense these days, but polling as we knew it is obsolete.

Should have used condominiums.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Thankfully many polls turned out to be wrong.

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2022:

Polling techniques were developed in a different technological and cultural time. Pollsters must adapt to the new cultural realities as well as to the newer methods of communication to get statistically valid population samples. It's a challenge, and polling will continue to shift towards more inaccurate conclusions if it doesn't change as a discipline.

You don't understand "spangle them"?

ThinkingFree comments on Nov 11, 2022:

Ha, ha, I loved the " vote and scream" one. 😂🤣😂🤣 Been missing you, Z. Thanks for these.

zeuser replies on Nov 11, 2022:

My pleasure!

Good prediction.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2022:

Raccoons speaking, that's a good one.

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2022:

If love to hear how they cuss.

You don't understand "spangle them"?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 10, 2022:

Even better than the last set...

zeuser replies on Nov 10, 2022:

Thanks, Bill!

Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the ...

silverotter11 comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Those are good, you're opening comment I can certainly identify with!! Pizza too!

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2022:

@silverotter11 Back in the 70s, Lettieri's in Old Forge had a jukebox that had ONLY Sinatra songs. I think it burned down sometime in the 80's.

Just a little snarky gloating. 😜

OldGoat43 comments on Nov 9, 2022:

Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil are conspiring to start working together and manufacture/sell CBD products. I don't trust them at all. There will surely be some scam in the works. Here's a link to their ad: ...

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2022:

Hucksters trying to be politicians but are always, at their core, just hucksters.

Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the ...

silverotter11 comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Those are good, you're opening comment I can certainly identify with!! Pizza too!

zeuser replies on Nov 9, 2022:

@silverotter11 If for whatever reason you find yourself in northeastern Pennsylvania, make your way to the little town of Old Forge. They fancy themselves the "pizza capital of the world", which isn't as much of a brag as you'd think. There are four world class pizzerias within walking distance of each other, each of which with distinctively different and delicious styles. They are also a heavily mobbed up town, which, if you think of it, checks. 😜

‘Ron DeSanctimonious’ or the New Evangelical Dictator Florida Gov.

Sticks48 comments on Nov 8, 2022:

He is a sick, ruthless fuck. He is Trump only smarter.

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2022:

@Sticks48 Plus your characterization of him as a sick, ruthless fuck is absolutely accurate.

‘Ron DeSanctimonious’ or the New Evangelical Dictator Florida Gov.

Sticks48 comments on Nov 8, 2022:

He is a sick, ruthless fuck. He is Trump only smarter.

zeuser replies on Nov 8, 2022:

Hmm. He's not stupid, but that's not the same thing as being smart. "Not stupid" means "smarter than Trump", but some of his moves seem really ham-handed and borderline illegal. I'd use the word "cunning" or maybe "shrewd", or "too clever for his own good". One way or the other, he's unambiguously an asshole.

Cover your eyes!

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 6, 2022:

Now I'm imaging the worse gay gang bang porn! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2022:

Any bets on who would be the pivot man in that particular circle jerk? My money is on Putin.

Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2022:

Re: #2 we should replace most of congress with them....

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I dunno. I can see Lindsay Graham with a makeup kit and a couple of wigs.

Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the ...

silverotter11 comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Those are good, you're opening comment I can certainly identify with!! Pizza too!

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2022:

If I can find a place that doesn't put bell peppers on a cheesesteak in NC, I personally congratulate the cook. As for pizza, well, don't get me started. LOL

I see Trumpty Dumpty as an object lesson in depravity, stupidity and social destruction.

zeuser comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Maybe a cautionary tale on the combination of inherited wealth and disinterested toxic parents?

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2022:

@AnneWimsey He was the first, but now you can't swing a dead cat without hitting 5 ot 6 election lie proponents, more in red states.

Sex education.

Diogenes comments on Nov 7, 2022:

Just one more dippy idea, in so called 'sex education'.

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2022:

In catholic schools, sex education is nun.

Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 6, 2022:

Re: #2 we should replace most of congress with them....

zeuser replies on Nov 7, 2022:

I suspect if you check the congressional closets, there are quite a few of them there already.

Sort of a box lunch.

Diaco comments on Nov 6, 2022:

that Halloween one! 😄😅🤣😁😂

zeuser replies on Nov 6, 2022:

I love cheeky humor. Heh.

It looks like political violence is only going to get worse in the Unites $tates of Absurdity for ...

Garban comments on Nov 5, 2022:

They’ve been posing with their “stop the steal” flags and ARs for nearly 2 years just itching to blow away a lib, or anyone. Next week will be their chance to justify their GOP induced paranoia and ratchet up the “legitimate political discourse” with fire power. I wonder how the GOP will ...

zeuser replies on Nov 5, 2022:

Obama's fault, no doubt.

But he rubs me the wrong way...

Garban comments on Nov 4, 2022:

I must be getting old, or just very immature, the pencil having diner was with his editor was my favorite out this great batch.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah. The only time I remember in the past ten years is marking the wall on where to put the nail.

But he rubs me the wrong way...

Garban comments on Nov 4, 2022:

I must be getting old, or just very immature, the pencil having diner was with his editor was my favorite out this great batch.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz What would be the gag though? Pencil/eraser, that's pretty clear. Keyboard/?? I think it's ok to go old school for the sake of humor. All the old guys get it. LOL

But he rubs me the wrong way...

Garban comments on Nov 4, 2022:

I must be getting old, or just very immature, the pencil having diner was with his editor was my favorite out this great batch.

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2022:

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever!

But he rubs me the wrong way...

silverotter11 comments on Nov 4, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣Oh those *are* good!! 🤣Self Aware 🤣

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2022:

Glad you like 'em!

But he rubs me the wrong way...

Zoohome comments on Nov 4, 2022:

Great collection

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2022:

Thanks!

The spine is integral to good health. Nothing derivative about that.

HankSherman comments on Nov 4, 2022:

Okay....I give up...whats the answer......??????

zeuser replies on Nov 4, 2022:

42

The spine is integral to good health. Nothing derivative about that.

St-Sinner comments on Nov 3, 2022:

Awesome. Gimme double points.

zeuser replies on Nov 3, 2022:

You got 'em, big dog.

At least it wasn't the geek.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2022:

great set,quitter hit home for me.

zeuser replies on Nov 2, 2022:

I can certainly relate.

A few more before they are out of date.

zeuser comments on Nov 1, 2022:

Good set there, buddy.

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2022:

@glennlab Yeah, I got some halloween related ones that I think it's too late to share.

You had to be there 44 years ago.

Marionville comments on Nov 1, 2022:

I’m sorry but somebody will have to fill me in on this one..I’m clueless!

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2022:

@Marionville It was absolutely hilarious. It's probably pretty dated now, but if you have some free time and can find it on YouTube, you oughta check it out.

You had to be there 44 years ago.

Marionville comments on Nov 1, 2022:

I’m sorry but somebody will have to fill me in on this one..I’m clueless!

zeuser replies on Nov 1, 2022:

This is from an old American sitcom from the late 70's, "WKRP in Cincinnati". The bumbling newsman, Les Nessman (I forget the actor who played him) sponsored a Thanksgiving promotion dropping turkeys from a helicopter that ended horribly.

This explains why I was so willing to retire.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2022:

In my entire 40 plus year career, I was never asked to take a drug test. Not one time. Lucky I guess.

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2022:

@Garban That's a good bet. Aside from being a software outfit, that company was self-insured.

Good grief!

silverotter11 comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Excellent group, the first one captures exactly how I'm feeling. 🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2022:

I believe you have plenty of company.

This explains why I was so willing to retire.

zeuser comments on Oct 30, 2022:

In my entire 40 plus year career, I was never asked to take a drug test. Not one time. Lucky I guess.

zeuser replies on Oct 31, 2022:

@Garban Some employers are just dicks, not sure that was your situation. Place where I last worked, a software company, stopped giving drug tests because it was affecting their recruiting.

We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

Lorajay comments on Oct 29, 2022:

Senility jokes are no longer funny to me. Do not ask me why?

zeuser replies on Oct 30, 2022:

The natural forgetfulness that comes with age is different than senility. 😉

We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 29, 2022:

I feel her pain...

zeuser replies on Oct 29, 2022:

Me too, Bill.

It's Halloween Witches!!

zeuser comments on Oct 24, 2022:

Those are great, Glenn! I'm gonna be what I always am for Halloween. a drunk old stoner with gray hair and a pot belly. I don't fool anybody, but I don't spend a dime on costumes. LOL

zeuser replies on Oct 24, 2022:

@glennlab No. For years, Halloween was always time for mushrooms. No costumes needed 😉

How do you respond to the question "Do you believe in God?

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2022:

My exact answer would depend on the social context, but it would be something along the lines of "I am not sufficiently mentally defective to have beliefs.". The idea of having an evidence-based world view is anathema to such mental midgets.

zeuser replies on Oct 24, 2022:

I fall back to Linus Pauling who said this. " I believe that all complicated phenomena can be explained using simpler scientific principles. "

Rafael Cruz decided it would be a great idea to watch the Astros play the Yankees in the Bronx.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 24, 2022:

If only The Bronx Bombers could have crushed the Astros. Here's hoping the Phillies can.

zeuser replies on Oct 24, 2022:

I've got a good feeling about this year's bunch. Everyone is healthy and they are pounding the ball, providing plenty of runs for the admittedly thin bullpen to work with. Go Phils!

Fall and Halloween cartoon fest.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Hard to pick a favorite, but twister is a classic.

zeuser replies on Oct 22, 2022:

@tinkercreek Be my guest! 😄

Happy MAGAween, y'all! LOL

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2022:

The "girls" look like someone farted. And Donnie looks like he is proud of farting.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

Melania *always* looks like she is trying to hold one in.

Sometimes you just need a small prompt to say the right thing.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 21, 2022:

Whatever happened to a good old fashioned, simple "go fuck yourself?..."

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

Still there. This is for those of us who crave a bit of variety in our refusals.

Smells a little like antelope, but somehow wrong. And I ain't lion.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 21, 2022:

"Dry Dockers"! LOL

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

I want a pair, just in case. LOL

Oh boy.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 21, 2022:

Two blondes sharing 1/3 of a brain......

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

That's a little generous, isn't it Anne?

Oh boy.

Jk1960 comments on Oct 21, 2022:

It’s about raising money not getting elected

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

Maybe they can fundraise in a jail cell together.

Nothing wrong with a little something just for me. LOL

Betty comments on Oct 21, 2022:

Instead of costing an arm and a leg, it's now the whole body just for fruit?

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

Fair is fair. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Smells a little like antelope, but somehow wrong. And I ain't lion.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2022:

Poor Charlie Brown.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

At least Lucy won't fool him with the football anymore.

Lauren Boebert just had her ass handed to her by Chelsea Handler: [youtube.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

She's probably gonna pull out her election in a close one. I hope not.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

@TheoryNumber3 They love their guns up in Grand Junction, and that is their single issue.

Ok, who had the one with no onions?

Betty comments on Oct 20, 2022:

The cat does not look pleased.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

Well, pop was a wookie, so....

I wonder what they'd do if I asked for some foamy shit on the top.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 20, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣Hammer Heads🤣🤣🤣!! Good set! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

thanks!

I wonder what they'd do if I asked for some foamy shit on the top.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Good set

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Thanks, man.

Ok, who had the one with no onions?

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2022:

That is one great cat.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

I'd love to hear what it sounds like when he tries to say meow.

Fall and Halloween cartoon fest.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Hard to pick a favorite, but twister is a classic.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Yeah, I like that one too. ;)

Maroon of the day, [azcentral.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

One more GOP jerkoff. It's sort of like a brand for them if you think about it.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Well this is the one thing you learned today. Wish it could have been more uplifting, but hey, at least now you know!

Maroon of the day, [azcentral.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

One more GOP jerkoff. It's sort of like a brand for them if you think about it.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Are you being serious? Yes, that's about the size of it. LOL

Maroon of the day, [azcentral.com]

DenoPenno comments on Oct 20, 2022:

How terrible. Was he using his left hand or his right?

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Sounds like a natural righty to me.

Dave is costing us too much - time to let him go!

Diogenes comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Yep, been there; seen that! And if a person wants to keep their job, don't do a good one! You will make all the other dead-beats---- look like 'dead-beats"!

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Rate breakers, they used to call them in piece work factories, and they were subject to abuse and pressured to slow down.

Today's, "What a maroon!" and a real contender for the lifetime award. [thedailybeast.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2022:

Why are people voting for these fuckwits? We at least can claim we had Truss forced on us, no one actually voted for the idiot to be Prime Minister

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Hey, I hear she has thrown it in. So at least your guys quit when they fuck it up.

This one is for you, you traitorous shitstain.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 19, 2022:

Failed coo . . . 🤣😂🤣😂 Yay Nancy !!! Z, don't hold your breath waiting for the shitstain to show up. He weasels out of everything.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

I know. If ever there was a guy I'd love to see in the hoosegow after a public trial, this is the guy.

No wonder it is so time consuming

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2022:

I've always wondered about this. After I do laundry, everything is folded or hung up. It ain't that hard.

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2022:

@MerlinZap No, that's not it, I was never in the service. It's just how I roll.

Black cat boogie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2022:

My cats don't stare they trample....

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz *bowing down to your memes*

The diavolo pizza will hurt you, trust me. ;)

silverotter11 comments on Oct 18, 2022:

A Phillips head screw driver - hahahahahahaha

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

Usually, the simpler gags are funnier, but this was the exception.

Black cat boogie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2022:

My cats don't stare they trample....

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

You are welcome to post your own cartoon. ;)

Black cat boogie.

Zoohome comments on Oct 18, 2022:

Last one is very sad. 😐

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

It is beyond sad.

Black cat boogie.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2022:

Had me laughing.

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

Good! That's the idea! ;)

Y'all ready for Halloween, ladies?

OldGoat43 comments on Oct 16, 2022:

Waking up with all three. That tops it.

zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2022:

Yikes! Nope!

Jamie Lee Curtis' transgender daughter faces death threats [nbcnews.com]

xenoview comments on Oct 16, 2022:

I bet the ones threating her daughter are christian and republican.

zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2022:

Ya think? 🤬

Halloween zoom.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2022:

Alex was certainly surprised that no jury bought his bullshit.

zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2022:

Bullies always think intimidation is enough.

Uh oh, spill risk.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 12, 2022:

Born Toulouse !!! 😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

Badass tat, right? 😜

Smells funny, too.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 12, 2022:

I laughed at all of them but the Cat one and the beavers one were really good.🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

I want to be able to roll my eyes like that, to be honest. ;)

He should have gotten the extended warranty.

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2022:

😂😂😂 the football meme!!!😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

It can be hurtful.

I'm not honkin'. Are you honkin'?

Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 12, 2022:

That hair of trumps is a never ending laugh! 🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

It gets testy when he forgets to feed it. LOL

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

HankSherman comments on Oct 9, 2022:

Automated is just not the same

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

@HankSherman My purpose is to entertain and inform..😜

Smells funny, too.

HankSherman comments on Oct 12, 2022:

I'm slower than usual this morning, revisited cats three times

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

Third time's the charm!

Smells funny, too.

joeandbarb comments on Oct 12, 2022:

the one about Georgia is perfect

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

I know. 😢

A seasonal second wave.

joeandbarb comments on Oct 12, 2022:

I like the puppy!

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

Everybody likes doggos!

A seasonal second wave.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 11, 2022:

A necrophile!!! Eeeewwwww !!!

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2022:

But hey, a nympho too. You take the good with the bad. LOL

Burglars are getting creative.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2022:

Sounds like an ex-wife to me....

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2022:

An ex wife would already have all that shit.

When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.

MerlinZap comments on Oct 11, 2022:

I made a friend!

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2022:

He's alive!

When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.

HankSherman comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Fuck Columbus.....I feel so used

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Imagine how all of the natives he forcibly enslaved and shipped back to Espanol felt.

When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.

jeshuey comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Upon which request Alexa explodes.

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Maybe she punts. "Ask Siri what's on Apple TV, asshat."

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

Diaco comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Turbo Dude!!! 😆... all fun!

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

You can call me TD for short. LOL

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Ha, ha, MENSWEAR !!! 😂🤣😂🤣 And I like the jesus one too, love, hope, and peace!!! 😅

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

When you are a popular size and the only pair of pants left in your size has a broken zipper.

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 10, 2022:

🤣😈🤣😈🤣These are all great!!

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Thanks!

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

HankSherman comments on Oct 9, 2022:

Automated is just not the same

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

@HankSherman For your edification, a nose whistle occurs when the fragment of a booger becomes stuck in your nose, and it is placed just so that the result is a whistling noise every time you inhale or exhale. Hard to fix without physical intervention. ;)

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

HankSherman comments on Oct 9, 2022:

Automated is just not the same

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Better than a nose whistle. For centuries.

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

JackPedigo comments on Oct 9, 2022:

Holy crap!! One of these hit hard! My late partner developed an inoperable brain tumor that affected her speech (it was an easy and good death). Her brother and sister-in-law got a special, expensive, visa from Canada to see her. The sister-in-law couldn't stop crying and the brother constantly ...

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Wow, that's a touching story. My heart to yours, bro.

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

MerlinZap comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Venus

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2022:

She can FINALLY pick her nose again. LOL

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Hey, where you be gettin' my FB pic?...!?!!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

On FB! It's right there! :)

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2022:

#3 is me anywhere on the Internet...

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

Hah! Not a surprise, pal!

Good enough is never good enough.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 8, 2022:

The Wordle thingy!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

@AnneWimsey Wasn't planning on it, but it's good to have validation. ;)

Good enough is never good enough.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 8, 2022:

The Wordle thingy!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

@AnneWimsey I've never done one, so I have no idea.

Good enough is never good enough.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 8, 2022:

The Wordle thingy!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

They piss you off too, Annie? Good thing you're not a judge. LOL

Good enough is never good enough.

glennlab comments on Oct 8, 2022:

smoking one hit home, so glad that so many eating establishments don't allow smoking.

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

That one is a little dated. Here in NC, you can't smoke in any restaurant or tavern unless it's a private club. When I was coming up, everybody did it.