a little humor...

silverotter11 comments on Aug 27, 2019:

LOL! I remember when bush was president and the caption was "I see stupid people". Laughtd at that one also. :)

zeuser replies on Aug 28, 2019:

@Redheadedgammy Bush was, unfortunately, a package deal with the evil Dick Cheyney, and let's not forget how many trillions of dollars and hundred of thousands of lives that jackwad cost us.

Me hoping for a miracle

zeuser comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Me too, Bob. Hasn't happened yet.

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2019:

@bobwjr There are a few advantages. It's a lot cheaper, for one.

Making Your Best Use Of The BLOCK Function This is a large, diverse, and multi-purpose online ...

RiverRick comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I've got 8 or 9 on my block list. Most are Christian trolls or Atheists for Trump (If you can imagine such a thing.) I block trolls and hard-core Trump supporters. Life is too short!

zeuser replies on Aug 27, 2019:

That's my strategy too.

I thought this was satire, then I saw a second article about it.

Our_existence comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Nut case knows nothing about nuclear weapons.

zeuser replies on Aug 26, 2019:

To be fair, he doesn't know shit about a LOT of stuff.

Suck it Good! 😂😂

MoonTigerII comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Hmmm... not a single woman laughing... now, if it was a cunnilingus joke... Is the War of the Sexes THAT intense these days? Only permitted to practice HALF of the oral positions in the Kama Sutra?

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2019:

@MoonTigerII Shit, say whatever works then! 😜

Suck it Good! 😂😂

MoonTigerII comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Hmmm... not a single woman laughing... now, if it was a cunnilingus joke... Is the War of the Sexes THAT intense these days? Only permitted to practice HALF of the oral positions in the Kama Sutra?

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2019:

Well, it helps if you don't come off as needy. Experience talking here.

Fascinating article! " behavior is not remarkable.

KKGator comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I've been saying that 45's a mental defective for decades. Jack him up with Benperidol, put him in a padded cell, and forget he exists. It's the least he deserves.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2019:

@KKGator Something to consider...

Fascinating article! " behavior is not remarkable.

KKGator comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I've been saying that 45's a mental defective for decades. Jack him up with Benperidol, put him in a padded cell, and forget he exists. It's the least he deserves.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2019:

Can you put something like that in a big mac? Or KFC?

This isn't, strictly speaking, directly about the talking yam.

Our_existence comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Good..... Now we can elect a Democrat. By the way, where is Koch getting buried. I need to take a piss really bad.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2019:

You know, I spent a fair amount of time trying to find out where they are going to plant this fuckwad, and there are two things to note. First, there are a LOT of people asking this question who want to urinate, defecate, or otherwise show disrespect to wherever they stuff him. Second, there is NO mention anywhere, and I read about 12 or 13 obits, of where he is going to wind up. I wondered why that isn't something the family is revealing, but then I reconsidered point number 1, so I think I know why.

This isn't, strictly speaking, directly about the talking yam.

KKGator comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I'm with Bill Maher, I'm glad that asshole is dead. Too bad he couldn't have taken his brother with him.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2019:

Time makes fools of us all.

This isn't, strictly speaking, directly about the talking yam.

Our_existence comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Good..... Now we can elect a Democrat. By the way, where is Koch getting buried. I need to take a piss really bad.

zeuser replies on Aug 25, 2019:

I'll get back to you about that. Either hold it, or wait a little.

O O P S ! Joe Biden inspires no one – not even his own wife Much like Hillary Clinton in 2016, ...

zeuser comments on Aug 23, 2019:

If the democrats try to ram a lukewarm candidate down our throats again people will stay home on election day. Again. If Joe wins fair and square, then what can you do. But if the super delegates (which I hear they changed that system some but they are still there) overrule the results of the ...

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2019:

@Bobsuruncle Or you don't vote, which is how we wound up with twinkletoes the moron.

This is sort of a long read but it's a very interesting perspective of the planetary punchline we ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Good read, and so succinctly written. I do agree that trump has awakened the people who have been sitting on the sidelines because they thought they couldn't do anything to make things change. Let's hope the "People" realize that they are the Government, and they alone can fix the mess we find ...

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2019:

I sure hope so, too, RG. It's really now or never.

That'll show them.

ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 22, 2019:

Stupid to make the idea public before talks were done and an agreement reached - no agreement, then no-one needed to know

zeuser replies on Aug 23, 2019:

Well first, stupid is like the signature of this administration. But second, you may have noticed that our planetary punchline of a president has very little impulse control, and has a tendency to say whatever occurs to him, so once he came up with this gem of an idea it was going to play out like this regardless. SMH

Wow just Wow! [en.wikipedia.org]

zeuser comments on Aug 22, 2019:

That's a dandy, isn't it? "People will believe any lie if either they want it to be true, or if they are afraid that it is true." - Wizard's First Rule, Terry Goodkind

zeuser replies on Aug 22, 2019:

@joe1334us There's an entire infrastructure built around guys who think up outrageous lies every day and post them on looney bin websites to get clicks. Every once in a while, one catches on. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fake_news_website

Apologies to any snowflakes on that end of the political spectrum, but c'mon, this is funny.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Funny but not quite my points of view.

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2019:

Make your own meme, then.

That'll show them.

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 21, 2019:

We should apologize to Denmark for our spoiled brat's behavior.

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2019:

Huff Post writes that the real reason the talking yam canceled was because Obama was going to visit Denmark around the same time, and the orange fuckwit was afraid of being overshadowed. So maybe Obama can apologize for all of us.

Why is there no oversight on this scam?

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I'd say sign me up too. I can take a family myself.

zeuser replies on Aug 21, 2019:

Me too!

We have a problem in the USA!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I'd like Trump to experience the wall described in Poe's short story *The Cask of Amontillado.*

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 I don't know if I'd go quite that far, but there might be a few of us left. LOL

Actually, this makes a lot of sense. [alternativelyfacts.com]

ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 20, 2019:

There is a problem here The who;e party is looking backwards with gooey eyes at how lovely Obama WAS .....WAS ...WAS He is not standing ... and no candidate for next year has his standing The whole party is disunited, ripping itself apart with nostagic dreams and no way forward. Democrats, ...

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2019:

@ShadowAmicus I've been rolling around the block for nearly 7 decades, so I am well aware that politicians, even the ones I prefer, have agendas that I neither know nor would approve if I did. That doesn't mean you shouldn't try to angle for at least some improvement. I'd rather fail while trying like hell with the attitude that I want to get this done than sit around humming a funeral dirge lamenting how things are all fucked up. We all cope differently.

Why is this not surprising?

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

The most negative thing I see out of academia is the debt that students have to undertake to complete their education. The expense is out of hand, and it has gotten a lot worse even in the last 10 years. I really sympathize with millenials entering their careers already carrying huge amounts of ...

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2019:

@NHjulie Many simply are not doing it. Federal rules dictate people cannot consolidate federal loans, and often the loan balance will actually increase after years of payment. When you hear about kids moving back in with their parents, this is the story. It is infuriating, college education should be a ticket up, not a an anvil weighing you down. I'm happy your kids are coping, it is possible, but think of where they would be if they didn't have to service that debt and instead invested or saved.

We have a problem in the USA!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I'd like Trump to experience the wall described in Poe's short story *The Cask of Amontillado.*

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2019:

I volunteer to play the role of Fortunato.

Actually, this makes a lot of sense. [alternativelyfacts.com]

Our_existence comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Ya think somebody at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue might get the message? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2019:

Nah, satire bounces right off that idiot like bullets bounce off Superman.

Trump supporter organizes rally against ‘all the hatred’ — of the president | Raw Story

altschmerz comments on Aug 19, 2019:

I'll just leave this here: https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2009/racist-backlash-greets-president-barack-obama

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2019:

Selective memories amongst the doofus crowd.

Actually, this makes a lot of sense. [alternativelyfacts.com]

ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 20, 2019:

There is a problem here The who;e party is looking backwards with gooey eyes at how lovely Obama WAS .....WAS ...WAS He is not standing ... and no candidate for next year has his standing The whole party is disunited, ripping itself apart with nostagic dreams and no way forward. Democrats, ...

zeuser replies on Aug 20, 2019:

That is just a touch pessimistic. The principal reason people think about Obama is because the talking yam is infatuated with him, Obama has taken up residence in his atrophied cerebral cortex and serves as a reminder to him of what a putz he actually is. The dems will shape up closer to election time. Remember the republican free-for-all last time led directly to the current asshole in chief. There is a path there.

BFF forever

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

BUT, were they raised humanely prior to being violently slaughtered to satisfy the appetites of cholesterol-drenched Americans? I certainly hope so.

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@Beowulfsfriend I bet big aggribusiness will do what they can to make sure that never happens.

The Trump "tax cut" decomposed.

Sticks48 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

We were warned by economists from both parties, but most Americans bought it anyway. I don't feel sorry for anyone who bought into this. What is even worse they will fall for it again as they always do. The Democrats will get control and have to raise taxes to pay off the debt the Republicans have ...

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2019:

Can't say you are wrong. The 1% pulls the strings, we all dance.

If only this would happen

RobertMartin comments on Aug 18, 2019:

This would also be worth watching.

zeuser replies on Aug 19, 2019:

Well, they wouldn't have any debt, and their insurance would be good, so that might work in their favor.

For the win!

HankSherman comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Definitily nail gun......think that would be framing, or finishing???

zeuser replies on Aug 15, 2019:

Finished his ass, so finishing. 😊

Trump’s trade war ‘is doing a lot of economy damage’ — and manufacturing industries are ...

altschmerz comments on Aug 13, 2019:

If the economy crashes, then maybe he’ll get less votes – but it sucks that the country has to crash and burn before some people decide not to vote for him again.

zeuser replies on Aug 13, 2019:

If that's what happens, it's all Obama's fault. 🙄

Ain't it the truth?

Our_existence comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Putin's bitch and MoscowMitch! Maybe they'll do a three way!

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2019:

You know who the pivot man would be in that particular circle jerk.

Funny but probably many grandmom are are doing it

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2019:

It used to be that the only way to get a roomful of grannies to say "fuck" all at once was to yell "BINGO". How times have changed. And not for the better either.

zeuser replies on Aug 12, 2019:

@Fretherne1 The classics never get old. 8-)

I don't know if I'd call it encouraging exactly, but it's good to know.

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Well, my direct experience with his followers (the ones I have run into anyway, an admittedly small sample) do in fact think his cruel and bigoted administration is terrific, and something they craved for a long time. They are convinced this is the new normal. Even when the practical effects are ...

zeuser replies on Aug 11, 2019:

@daylily I don't engage them either, but I do hear them talk amongst themselves. For them, that Obama came from Kenya is a foregone conclusion, you should speak nothing but English in 'murka, and the Mexicans simultaneously steal your job while collecting welfare.

What a relief, right?

Our_existence comments on Aug 11, 2019:

My stomach just turned! I want to throw up.. .. Seriously! Knowing the context of this just totally sickness me.

zeuser replies on Aug 11, 2019:

Me too,bud, me too.

Trump insulted Ohio Democrats after visiting Dayton shooting victims, and mistakenly thought one had...

zeuser comments on Aug 8, 2019:

There you go again with your so-called "facts".

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2019:

@MsAl Oh it galls me too. The scary part is no matter how blatant and demonstrably false each of his whoppers are, there's an audience out there who believes everything he says. The facts are fake news when they conflict with his lies. No sense of propriety, honesty, or empathy, just orange horseshit.

Biden: What has Trump done? He's poured fuel on the fire - YouTube

Heathenman comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Great speech. Don't think he should have brought up gun rights or called it a speech, but a great speech. Do you think the orange bigot will be reelected?

zeuser replies on Aug 8, 2019:

Biden can beat the talking yam, but can he beat the russkies and voter suppression? I hope so, but that's not a sure thing either.

There is a surge of scientific denial in America.

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Arguably a larger and more harmful trend than our current surge of white nationalism. The place on the Venn diagram where they intersect is labeled "We are good and truly fucked."

zeuser replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@BirdMan1 Too true. 😞

Trump supporters gets laughed out of city council meeting.

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Tucson is a great place. The University of Arizona is located there, and the people are generally progressive. You can tell in the video that they want these two to take their bullshit waaay over there.

zeuser replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@toots8735 I understand as a Duke fan in UNC territory, although I am hardly alone. I'm glad you are in an improving situation. Keep the faith, though, be true to your school! 😊

There is a surge of scientific denial in America.

zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2019:

Arguably a larger and more harmful trend than our current surge of white nationalism. The place on the Venn diagram where they intersect is labeled "We are good and truly fucked."

zeuser replies on Aug 7, 2019:

@Barnie2years Yeah, you're right. It's always tougher to organize people who can think for themselves than to get a bunch of ignorant zealots to do stuff for ridiculous reasons. Voltaire said those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. We see that all too clearly recently, but it is nothing new.

More to think on

altschmerz comments on Aug 6, 2019:

She's not wrong, but she needed a building to fall on her head to come to this conclusion. https://williamblum.org/essays/read/madeleine-albright-ethically-challenged

zeuser replies on Aug 7, 2019:

Nobody in the choir sings louder than the reformed hooker. If you agree to be secretary of state, you sign on to the entire sordid history of American imperialism. I welcome the secretary's new found conscience, and I do wish she found her voice a lot sooner. However, without forgetting her past performance (and indeed the performances of almost all of her predecessors), any voice in protest of the current rapidly-evolving fascism is welcome. It doesn't absolve her, but if her support helps, hell, I'll take it.

The proof is in the sound effects..

Merseyman1 comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Indeed! How could anyone argue with that!

zeuser replies on Aug 6, 2019:

J. Jonah Jameson sure wouldn't.

The proof is in the sound effects..

Kynlei comments on Aug 6, 2019:

I believe in Spiderman.

zeuser replies on Aug 6, 2019:

Me too. *thwip thwip*

The proof is in the sound effects..

JackPedigo comments on Aug 6, 2019:

At least one has some entertainment value (and doesn't cause people to cause mass murder and mayhem).

zeuser replies on Aug 6, 2019:

Yeah, but video game spinoffs...(I kid.)

Best of the Marx brothers.

zeuser comments on Aug 6, 2019:

The one, the only.....

zeuser replies on Aug 6, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 I understand she abused him and stole what little money he had left. Sad end to a brilliantly funny man.

Maybe they can jail him for skipping town before he paid his bills. [dallasnews.com]

chalupacabre comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Seen a couple articles along this vein, but what is the recourse for the city? Are permits involved, which the city can deny, due to outstanding debts or are there other approaches that can be taken to recoup losses from the guest of the city?

zeuser replies on Aug 6, 2019:

Not sure what El Paso can do. Sue? That sounds more expensive than what they are owed. It'd be sweet if they tossed his orange arse into the hoosegow until somebody writes them a check, but I don't look for that to happen.

From this point on, I intend to call these terrorist what they are.

zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Go get 'em, FP! Getting rid of political correctness cuts both ways, and when it slashes to the right, man do the squeal!

zeuser replies on Aug 4, 2019:

@Freedompath First, Americans are, in general, intellectually lazy. Second, it is a lot easier to follow along and not rock the boat than it is to take a stand, especially in the face of physical, social, and psychological intimidation. Third, and you allude to it, both traditional and newer social media are very good at brainwashing and substituting propaganda for an individual's thought and consideration. Defunding public education has NOT helped, and the increase in homeschooling, IMO, has made it worse. That's my take, worth every cent you paid for it.

McConnell On Stage At Fancy Farm Picnic As Crowd Chants "Moscow Mitch" [m.youtube.com]

Our_existence comments on Aug 4, 2019:

I heard about this, but holy cow... Unbelievable! In Kentucky no less!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

zeuser replies on Aug 4, 2019:

I know, right?

🤔 Overpriced undies?

Cast1es comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Why bother ? may as well not have them on .

zeuser replies on Aug 4, 2019:

I've tried that with a few Victoria's. It works sometimes, but rarely. LOL

Would you spend $0.39 cents per postcard to send something like this?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

I'd send them to their local offices, staffers actually see the mail there. In DC it is all sent to an offsite processing facility ans sorted and grouped.

zeuser replies on Aug 4, 2019:

@silverotter11 Gotta launder those rubles somewhere!

I like this trend! Having fun with traitors!

Freedompath comments on Aug 3, 2019:

I love it too...we now have Moscow Mitch, and Leningrad Lindsay!

zeuser replies on Aug 4, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo Hard to buck a trend once it gets going, but you can try. 8-)

Why should agnostics/atheists hide this about themselves?

desertastronomer comments on Aug 3, 2019:

You left out the most important part. Jesus fucking christ that hurt!

zeuser replies on Aug 3, 2019:

I like to change it up. Like "Christ's stinking foreskin that hurt!!" 😜

I like this trend! Having fun with traitors!

Our_existence comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Trend this: #LeningradLindsay

zeuser replies on Aug 3, 2019:

Oh I'm pretty sure #LeningradLindsey wouldn't want us to trend the #LeningradLindsey hash tag. So let's don't use #LeningradLindsey to describe #LeningradLindsey, OK? Thanks. 8-)

What gives your life meaning? Why keep going? (just curious)

NR92 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Life has no meaning and reason, but everyone can create his/her own meaning by pursuing an aim in his/her life. The only meaning that I currently have in my life is to fight against religious fundamentalism and inequality in Afghanistan using social media, until we get a good result out of it, it ...

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2019:

Oh man, keep that shit up! *Respect*

What gives your life meaning? Why keep going? (just curious)

zeuser comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Personally, I don't want to miss anything good. I may not be able to read all of the books I want to read, but I'm going to give it a shot.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2019:

@BirdMan1 I feel you bro. You can tell an awful lot about people based on....do you read at all...what do you read?

This is why they invented coupons..

GuyKeith comments on Aug 2, 2019:

The best things in life are usually NOT free.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2019:

Don't tell me, tell Coco.LOL

Defections!!! Republicans rattled after surge of retirements [politico.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Yeah, when you are in the minority party and you are forbidden to work across the aisle for anything, and the guy in the oval office is a batshit crazy white supremacist dictator-blowing moron, your motivation can slip a bit. Too bad, thoughts and prayers, guys, cuz I think you suck and I'm an ...

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2019:

@MojoDave Heh, I try, MD, I try.

This makes me wonder how much more they will take.

Freedompath comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I know I have long past had my fill...but there is no place to go to escape my own president! Let’s see how they handle things when they come back to work? Maybe the contrast of being away from trump and real life...will...for some will give them the resolve to be more courageous!

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2019:

The ones who actually have the balls to hold town meetings will get an earful from their constituents. My own pathetic excuse for a senator, Thom "asshole" Tillis is up for re-election and he has never, not one time, held a town hall meeting with anybody. I think he's gonna go down.

The difference in between😉😅

Athena comments on Aug 2, 2019:

You can tell from the little smile and fluffy coat on the dude, top left, that he's a metrosexual.

zeuser replies on Aug 2, 2019:

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

The talking yam couldn't do it without this asshole.

freeofgod comments on Jul 31, 2019:

I sincerely hope this is what takes him out of politics for good.

zeuser replies on Aug 1, 2019:

@DharmaBum50 Make it count! Kick that stupid governor out while you're at it!

The talking yam couldn't do it without this asshole.

freeofgod comments on Jul 31, 2019:

I sincerely hope this is what takes him out of politics for good.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2019:

Oh me too. We need to get Kentucky voters to show him the door and put the shoes to his arse as he waddles through it.

I keep banging my head on the wall trying to figure out why the tRumpthuglicans are so hell bent on ...

NHjulie comments on Jul 31, 2019:

So, who can we get to espouse this theory, on national tv, and have everyone start "feeling sorry" for tRump, Oh, sorry Donny, it must feel awful to be duped like that, you poor, naive thing... He'll admit everything just to prove everyone wrong. Nice thought.

zeuser replies on Jul 31, 2019:

Well he does that anyway. He is always the victim, it is always unfair, and most importantly, it is always somebody else's fault. I'd still like to see this money trail back to the American oligarchs (and the Russian ones too, while we're at it) methodically exposed in a public forum, regardless of how unfair this asshole thinks it is.

David Letterman talking about Trump on 2012 [facebook.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I miss Letterman. Very funny clip, he was in his element here.

zeuser replies on Jul 30, 2019:

@daylily I saw the one with President Obama, but haven't watched any of the others.

Just so long as he doesn't get into the habit...

Merseyman1 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Funny! I knew it for ages but with another ending : " I ALSO LIED TO YOU, MY BOY...I'M NOT A NUN, I'M REALLY A PRIEST"

zeuser replies on Jul 28, 2019:

The classics never get old.

Talking Yam: Bill, tuck in your chins and get over here! I need a way to eliminate some of my ...

Freedompath comments on Jul 25, 2019:

That guy needs some justice applied to him...I can only hope that the saying holds true here..,’the higher they fly, the harder they fall!’ Just another traitor to America...Barr, must have been holding it in all his life, for just the right moment! No man is a ‘turn coat’ over night!

zeuser replies on Jul 26, 2019:

@Freedompath It's that far right Catholic society, fictionally featured in "The Da Vinci Code" but still a real thing. Pretty much fascists. From Wiki: Opus Dei has been described as the most controversial force within the Catholic Church, especially as a result of their close ties with the fascist Franco regime in Spain during his rule from 1936 to 1975. Defenders of the organization argue that many of the negative claims about Opus Dei are either unproven or simply fabrications.

Talking Yam: Bill, tuck in your chins and get over here! I need a way to eliminate some of my ...

altschmerz comments on Jul 25, 2019:

These individuals (if they truly are guilty) are not at all sympathetic. But a recent Facebook post going around got me thinking about the logistics involved in determining guilt and sentencing overall. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/george-stinney-execution-exoneration/

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2019:

There's something called the innocence project, I think, where this team takes up old cases of people on death row and using more modern techniques reexamines the DNA evidence. I believe they freed something like 70 people who were wrongly convicted. Then there are purely racial cases like the one you cited.

Talking Yam: Bill, tuck in your chins and get over here! I need a way to eliminate some of my ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Without jumping through administrative hoops, the source says it's unlikely anybody will get executed by December. My question: are most of those people on death row black?

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2019:

I'd lay odds on it.

Talking Yam: Bill, tuck in your chins and get over here! I need a way to eliminate some of my ...

Freedompath comments on Jul 25, 2019:

That guy needs some justice applied to him...I can only hope that the saying holds true here..,’the higher they fly, the harder they fall!’ Just another traitor to America...Barr, must have been holding it in all his life, for just the right moment! No man is a ‘turn coat’ over night!

zeuser replies on Jul 25, 2019:

You're right, Barr has been a wingnut prick for years. I understand he's a member of that Opus Dei sect too.

Puns. 😁😁😁😁😁😁

AmiSue comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Ahahaha ‘adamant’ !

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2019:

Yeah, that was my favorite too.

I hope Trump is shitting him self. [abcnews.go.com]

Our_existence comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Can shit... Shit? 💩💩💩

zeuser replies on Jul 24, 2019:

That question belongs in the philosophy group.

These are words from his friends!

KKGator comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Just as a point of fact, my great-nephew is 11 years old. He is sweet, intelligent, compassionate, and kind. 45 wishes he were an 11 year old, instead of a bigoted, lying, misogynistic, corrupt, stupid, stupid, stupid old man.

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2019:

@KKGator One of the local college stations got their hands on it and played it some time last year. Fred was a prick all right.

These are words from his friends!

KKGator comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Just as a point of fact, my great-nephew is 11 years old. He is sweet, intelligent, compassionate, and kind. 45 wishes he were an 11 year old, instead of a bigoted, lying, misogynistic, corrupt, stupid, stupid, stupid old man.

zeuser replies on Jul 23, 2019:

Sadly, I bet he was a a bigoted, lying, misogynistic, corrupt, stupid, stupid, stupid 11 year old too. That shit has to start somewhere.

I have a question for the people that are 100% certain that no gods exist. How are you THAT certain?

zeuser comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Question: which god are you talking about? All of them? Just some? Only one?

zeuser replies on Jul 22, 2019:

@Leeshi There is an old concept in logic, popularized by Sagan but you can trace a version of it back to mathematician Laplace, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I don't mean to patronize, I would guess you are familiar with it. Absent any evidence at all, let alone extraordinary evidence, I'm comfortable concluding that any of the entities anyone claims to be God (and having those characteristics which would define that for anyone) are at *least* unproven and are, for all practical purposes, untrue. I have no doubts, even understanding that proof may yet surface. I also doubt that it will. We each have our own concept of our reality, this is mine. And I'm sticking to it. ☺️ https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Extraordinary_claims_require_extraordinary_evidence

Man tries to guilt me into meeting him 2,000 miles away.

J75243 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I have been rejected countless times and each time, I have said "Okay. Thank you."

zeuser replies on Jul 21, 2019:

This a me too moment for me. Too.

How do they know this sweet punkin isn't actually...

EyesThatSmile comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Sustenance is important.

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile I take em where I can get em!

How do they know this sweet punkin isn't actually...

EyesThatSmile comments on Jul 20, 2019:

Sustenance is important.

zeuser replies on Jul 20, 2019:

There's a dog with a big belly rub zone. 😄

Why do people resent having a christian witness to them?

zeuser comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Keen insight that I never heard expressed this well. I may print it out and have a few copies around to swap for the next Watchtower, accepting the brochure in exchange for a promise they will read it.

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2019:

@JimG I put a couple close to the door, so I'm ready. I'm kinda looking forward to their next visit now.

Very insightful for one so young..

Merseyman1 comments on Jul 19, 2019:

A lot of people do that!

zeuser replies on Jul 19, 2019:

Catholics have made this into a sacrament.

Well guess who else ought to go back to where he came from! OH, wait... [breakingburgh.com]

Charlene comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Well he's not welcome in NYC, now Hell doesn't want him...ever apparently. Guess that leave North Korea or Putins Russia, maybe Saudi Arabia..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jul 18, 2019:

I bet Biloxi would claim him.

Well guess who else ought to go back to where he came from! OH, wait... [breakingburgh.com]

Diogenes comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Go back to where he came from? But Deutschland does not want him either.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2019:

They kicked out his grandfather. That's how they wound up here, opening brothels servicing people mining gold out west.

Yessssssss! Now please! [nbcnews.com]

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2019:

If they do vote on this and pass an impeachment resolution, I'd lay long odds that Mitch never even brings it to the floor of the senate. Nothing says he HAS to, so I'm betting he'll just kill it rather than making republican senators vote against it.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2019:

@Mofo1953 They've all been thumbing their noses at all subpoenas, and I predict they will do that here too.

Who else here is old enough to remember the rhetoric we heard in the late 60's and early 70's while ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 16, 2019:

Not me... wasn't born until 1990..

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2019:

Well, you what you missed back in those days you are seeing now. Just gonna have to take our word for it that it was also not very much fun.

Inspired by Bastille Day...

Charlene comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Yes indeedy..I volunteer to drop the blade!

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Charlene Sharp enough to finish the job, but only after 3 tries.

Who else here is old enough to remember the rhetoric we heard in the late 60's and early 70's while ...

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I remember "Love it or leave it." I remember the response: "Fix it or fuck it."

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@Charlene Not all of us, sweetie. 8-)

Inspired by Bastille Day...

Charlene comments on Jul 15, 2019:

Yes indeedy..I volunteer to drop the blade!

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2019:

I can hold the "head basket"!

Who else here is old enough to remember the rhetoric we heard in the late 60's and early 70's while ...

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 15, 2019:

I remember "Love it or leave it." I remember the response: "Fix it or fuck it."

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 We'd say "change it and make it better".

Some people have a harder time than others.

Sticks48 comments on Jul 14, 2019:

A very funny and sad truth.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2019:

It's a fine line between comedy and tragedy.

Catholic bishop to rain down ‘holy water' from helicopter in ‘mass exorcism' over city - Story |...

Paul4747 comments on Jul 13, 2019:

So, when it doesn't do a damn bit of good (pardon the expression), does the Bishop admit there's no basis whatsoever to the whole exorcism gag?

zeuser replies on Jul 13, 2019:

More holy water! Costs money, send donations!

You may be aware of the fact that the current "administration" is seeking to have the entire ACA ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 10, 2019:

If you can't afford healthcare, then DIE! Decrease the surplus population and save Social Security. (This is the tRumpthuglican point of view)

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2019:

Well yeah, not a surprise. Us old guys got a voting bloc or two up our sleeves for their asses, though. Solidarity!

You may be aware of the fact that the current "administration" is seeking to have the entire ACA ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jul 10, 2019:

The source says " As the Associated Press reported, “These changes are being implemented through Medicare’s innovation center, created under the Obama-era Affordable Care Act and empowered to seek savings and improved quality. The Trump administration is relying on the innovation center even as ...

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2019:

Yeah. But you know, Hillary's emails.

Pick your outrage carefully..

thinktwice comments on Jul 10, 2019:

...and yet, the same white women protesting this bullshit have no problem with a person of color being Aquaman...more of the pick and choose religious bullshit... :)

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@thinktwice Not, sorry to say, the orange president.

Pick your outrage carefully..

thinktwice comments on Jul 10, 2019:

...and yet, the same white women protesting this bullshit have no problem with a person of color being Aquaman...more of the pick and choose religious bullshit... :)

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2019:

The free-time-to-iq ratio is dismayingly low in way too many people.

The right person just needs to say it

zeuser comments on Jul 10, 2019:

Ask him with your voice recorder on.

zeuser replies on Jul 10, 2019:

@MsAl I could see that happening. But who would have the chops to do that without drawing the defensive criticism first. Howard Stern maybe? Your just as likely to get insults as self-aggrandizing incriminating statements. I do think it's worth a shot.

Rep. Justin Amash says some Republicans privately praised his decision to quit party

zeuser comments on Jul 8, 2019:

To be fair, the democrats look to be afraid to take him on directly as well. You've got some representatives on his case, but in general, they are giving him all kinds of leeway. Personally, I don't there is any down side to taking the gloves off and going after him hammer and tong, but political ...

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2019:

@LiterateHiker All true,and those are the hallmarks of an effective resistance. But he is a murdering, traitorous criminal and ought to be taken out root and branch as soon as possible. That's where the lack of a vigorous and aggressive prosecution-minded opposition galls me the most. We can stop some of the worst symptoms, but the cancer is there and continuing to thrive. I'm seeing more promise at the state level, but the damage to the judicial branch will take decades to repair - and it gets worse everyday the senate is in session. But to your point, yes the republicans are complicit chickenshit thumb twiddlers only too happy to collect mountains of money from lobbyists and, I would confidently wager, foreign governments as well.

Standing ovation

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Ouch. Time for better choreography. A joke can break the ice.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2019:

@actofdog That's how you learn. Take it easy, bro.

Standing ovation

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2019:

Ouch. Time for better choreography. A joke can break the ice.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2019:

@actofdog the mood has already left the room in this gag. Lol

Now we may never know the real reason...

AmiSue comments on Jul 7, 2019:

I just keep struttin' like I meant it.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2019:

Me too!

Photo op before crossing the Delaware...

Arouet comments on Jul 5, 2019:

This photo is obviously fake. Jets with ejector seats had not been invented yet. Now if he were sitting in a SPAD or Nieuport XVII, it would be believable.

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2019:

Hah! You caught me!

Trump Literally Becomes Parody of Himself By Suggesting Putin’s Jet Fly Over His July 4th Speech ...

Our_existence comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Aircraft One was supposed to make a flyover as a prelude to Putin taking his chair in the Oval Office

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2019:

Cuts a little close to the bone.

I often wondered about air support during the revolution. [rawstory.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Where was the spaceforce when we really needed them????

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2019:

Ramming the ramparts, probably.

I often wondered about air support during the revolution. [rawstory.com]

MsDemeanour comments on Jul 4, 2019:

I reckon there is a speech writer out there taking the piss, and seeing how much he can get away with. Surely the president of the USA could NOT be this stupid? I think it's time for a mandatory IQ test before you apply for the job.

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2019:

I think that ship has already sailed.