These are too good not to share.

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 4, 2021:

Artistic genius. Who's work it it? The nipple guns on Marjorie Greene are the right touch.

zeuser replies on Apr 4, 2021:

The place I took then from didn't give a credit. I'll check further and post here if I find out.

A lot of us post puns and wordplay here. Did you know that there are rules?

Theresa_N comments on Apr 3, 2021:

That's punny.

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2021:

I saw what you did there, TN!

Somebody has an attitude.

HankSherman comments on Apr 3, 2021:

I can tell....I really need more bible study courses in order to keep up in this crowd

zeuser replies on Apr 3, 2021:

I had it shoveled into me, which eventually led to my rejection of the whole enchilada. You don't forget it even after you know it's horseshit. .

Somebody has an attitude.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Even the bibble can't get this right...

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2021:

@phxbillcee I know, Bill. :)

Somebody has an attitude.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Even the bibble can't get this right...

zeuser replies on Apr 2, 2021:

@phxbillcee Accuracy is often a casualty of humor. Even dark humor.

I think this guy is from Romania.

tinkercreek comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Hey, I resemble that remark, and my great-great-grandfather's last name was Vackula!

zeuser replies on Mar 31, 2021:

I bet he could really count.

@OldMetalHead should get this one.

MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I have this meme! You beat me to the punch! Lol!!!

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

Sorry. You snooze, you lose. LOL

The long arm of the wingnut law.

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Everyone of us has to do grassroots approach to stop this at the state level, because it's happening in so many states. Gerrymandering is a cancer to human values.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose Ironically, I think ham-fisted racism like this will speed up the momentum for the elimination of the filibuster in its current form.

The long arm of the wingnut law.

Willow_Wisp comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I plan to travel to Georgia in 2022 to hand out food and water to voters standing in line if this law is still on the books. I'll be breaking the law, not the people receiving the food and water. F the GOP!

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

Sounds like a great way to act against this white power horseshit. I'll be pulling for you, partner. With any luck, this will get repealed by then, but I'm not holding my breath.

It's a mystery.

St-Sinner comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Lol... I remember. My Mom bought one in the '70s and I used it more than she did in my teen years. I was constantly altering shirts and pants throughout school and college years because no ready made clothes were available in that poor country. We had to buy cloth and go to tailors in town. The ...

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

I wish I had taken the time to learn how to do it. I admire your skill. Replacing a button takes a morning for me, and the result is serviceable but ugly.

"Anyone can make the simple complicated.

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I tried to do this when I was a technical writer. It's not easy.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

@MizJ Yes. Brevity and clarity and, where possible, diagrams.

@OldMetalHead should get this one.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I do hope this isn't located in the South. Tho BBQ is popular there, I fear too many Fundies would take offense. (No sense of humor & no appreciation of word play.)

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

I'm not sure where this is, but it's funny no matter what. Besides, this is a play on words related to music those guys know very little about.

The long arm of the wingnut law.

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Everyone of us has to do grassroots approach to stop this at the state level, because it's happening in so many states. Gerrymandering is a cancer to human values.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

This happened in NC with the bathroom bill. We lost some basketball tournaments and all star games, and they repealed it a year later. I sense a similar backlash brewing in GA.

It's a mystery.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2021:

That is funny. My mother was a seamstress.

zeuser replies on Mar 30, 2021:

My mom worked in a glove factory and a boot factory sewing. I still have the Singer she used at home.

Eric Trump complains that Joe Biden takes too much time off when he visits his home state of ...

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Jesus Marie, does he really believe we will buy that Biden going to his own home in Delaware is equivalent to his corpulent sex addicted syphilis-addled father playing fucking golf every weekend for four years? You're wrong though, he is even dumber than he looks, which is stone cold box of hammers...

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Yeah, I've made that mistake before, and you called me out on it then too! I have to reassess my metaphors. How about "box of rotting grapefruit stupid"? Open for suggestions. ;)

President Donald Trump didn't much care for conversations about his "legacy" ahead of leaving office...

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I'd say it is worse than the anus, more like a septic flaming ulcer on the ass of all humankind.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2021:

So THAT'S what's been causing that pain. LOL

Found this in my FB archives:

zeuser comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I don't see how you can get a lap dance here.

zeuser replies on Mar 29, 2021:

@EyesThatSmile I gave that some thought. No, those aren't the same at all, based on what I can recall. :)

I had to look twice, but yeah.

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 28, 2021:

🤔 That could make Acetaminophen acquire a good-for-health connotation, rather than toxic if overdosed. Evidently did not detect the humor. 🤔

zeuser replies on Mar 28, 2021:

@AnonySchmoose It's a play on words.

Hmmm. Whatever could the difference be?

racocn8 comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Canada does not have an NRA supported by the Kremlin. However, I am betting that some Canadian legislators have been invited to dine with Putin...

zeuser replies on Mar 25, 2021:

Tell them NOT to drink the tea!

There is time in life when...

zeuser comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Pick the one you think who for sure won't get a divorce.

zeuser replies on Mar 24, 2021:

@St-Sinner With some folks, the hard way is the only way they learn. I am not immune, by the way.

Big family? Get the all new Texan toaster, enough for everybody!

Donna_I comments on Mar 23, 2021:

controls are a bit finicky.😏

zeuser replies on Mar 23, 2021:

Controls? In Texas?!?

Mafia bosses never commit murders themselves. They tell their button men to pull the trigger.

LucyLoohoo comments on Mar 23, 2021:

He does enjoy the "EL CAPO" role, doesn't he?

zeuser replies on Mar 23, 2021:

He rubs shoulders with American and Russian mobsters, and he sooo wants to be one of them. A thug is always a thug, not known for their love of diversity. He always seems to be in waaay over his head. Yet conmen like him can always find marks stupid enough to cover for them. I think he is running out of rope, but he can still cause a lot of damage.

Oh, Smudge. LOL

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Don’t promulgate unhealthy myths!

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2021:

OK. This is the last time. Promise! 😉

I know guy's like Joe, professional victims! :-D

St-Sinner comments on Mar 22, 2021:

The question is where Joe is now?

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2021:

@Austin-Cambridge Imagine my surprise. 😜

I know guy's like Joe, professional victims! :-D

St-Sinner comments on Mar 22, 2021:

The question is where Joe is now?

zeuser replies on Mar 22, 2021:

Read the OSHA reports, I would bet he won't be hard to find.

Hey, boys and girls! What time is it?

silverotter11 comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Now *that's* one very amusing marketing ad!!

zeuser replies on Mar 21, 2021:

Takes a licking and keeps on ... well, you know.

Happy spring , y'all! 🌞

azzow2 comments on Mar 20, 2021:

How long until that robin lays a blue egg?

zeuser replies on Mar 20, 2021:

I've heard some fan theories, but I honestly don't know. 😉

Interesting, I thought I read he was a real cream puff, but I guess not.

Cast1es comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Are they actually allowed to show that on this site ?

zeuser replies on Mar 19, 2021:

No, but let's see if they catch on.

Ok, this is a day late but I thought it was funny.

St-Sinner comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Please change the story, make St Patrick freeze in stone. It is more probable.

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

That would probably be a better result all the way around.

Ok, this is a day late but I thought it was funny.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2021:

I posted it here yesterday! LOL That's cool, it's still a classic!

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

Ooops, sorry, I didn't check. I'll try to do better. ;)

A very interesting character, who acquired character too late "I spent thirty-three years and four ...

zeuser comments on Mar 18, 2021:

When it finally hits you, the truth really hurts. At least Mr. Butler demonstrated an ability to change his mind. That is no small accomplishment.

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

@Diogenes Oh, I don't disagree with you at all. In fact, the knowledge of having done that once he figured out what he was doing is the truth that really does hurt. As for changing his mind being an accomplishment, I guess I'd withhold that until I saw what he actually did about it.

Did anybody bother to get the machine's input?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2021:

But can I 'bang a gong, get it on...'?

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

I don't see anything about gongs there. But be careful, you don't want to tick off the TRex.

Do you shine your shoes?

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I wear tennis shoes exclusively these days. I was never involved with footwear. I've got 5 pairs of shoes, that's it. My son is totally involved with them - I've never spent more than 80 bucks on a pair of shoes, and that was for hiking sandals. I polished shoes when I grew up and I really didn't ...

zeuser replies on Mar 18, 2021:

@LiterateHiker It might snow once a year here in NC. Honestly, I don't miss it.

If you see him, let him know, would you?

t1nick comments on Mar 17, 2021:

?????

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Are you familiar with the Irish song "Danny Boy"? The pipes, the pipes are calllling? It's not funny if I have to explain it, I guess. But believe me, if you know the song, it's funny.

No prescription needed.

Donna_I comments on Mar 17, 2021:

the glass only helps if its on PBS... network news still f*ck'n bugs me even without the orange idiot saying something every 5 seconds.

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

Sometimes you need to augment the wine with a short bowl or two. I read that in People magazine. *ahem*

If you see him, let him know, would you?

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I think it’s supposed to be bagpipes...

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

I can't slip anything by you, can I? LOL

If you see him, let him know, would you?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Yeah, and do the people in Glocca Morra ever ask how we are? :-D

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

@phxbillcee I see what you did there. 🤣

If you see him, let him know, would you?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Yeah, and do the people in Glocca Morra ever ask how we are? :-D

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

I dunno, but nobody ever told me about the rocky road to Dublin either. And all sweet Rosie O'Grady wants to do is....well, let's just say that Glocca Morra never comes up.

He said no spark

zeuser comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Once this guy escapes, he ought to get as far away from this young woman as he can.

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

@St-Sinner She's gotta go to the can sooner or later, and when she does, zooom.

Trump's Venal Legacy live on!: [npr.org]

EllenDale comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Just read that the shooter says he killed the workers because *he* has a sex addiction. Yup. Just like trump—blame others for his perceived/real shortcomings and exact so-called revenge on anybody else.

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

He's gonna get plenty of sex in the Atlanta federal pen.

Gee, How could That Happen? [rawstory.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 16, 2021:

I'd love to see this frat boy rapey drunk in the hot seat at his own impeachment hearings. He reeks of elitist privilege, sexism, and an alarming ignorance of and hubris about appropriate behavior. Plus, he's a shitty judge.

zeuser replies on Mar 17, 2021:

@BirdMan1 I call 'em like I see 'em, buddy. ;)

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

BitFlipper comments on Mar 16, 2021:

NY Style all the way for me. I like lasagna (Chicago pizza) too, but you have to eat it sitting down.

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

Ok, you get it. :)

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I would like to see a comparison of a Philadelphia "Pie"

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend When I'm in Philly, I concentrate on stromboli and pizza steak sandwiches.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I would like to see a comparison of a Philadelphia "Pie"

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/philadelphia/best-pizza-in-philadelphia

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

tinkercreek comments on Mar 16, 2021:

On the west coast, we just call it pizza, no casseroles. Fix it up with frou-frou healthy stuff and veges!

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

I'm open to eggplant, roasted red pepper, and red onion, but when you start talking kale or pineapple, I draw the line.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 15, 2021:

It’s a pie, you troglodyte! 😥 I miss Chicago! No decent deep dish in New York.

zeuser replies on Mar 16, 2021:

@Killtheskyfairy I love to see it when people are passionate about something. Let it all out. P.S. - Do they still make Tang?

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 15, 2021:

It’s a pie, you troglodyte! 😥 I miss Chicago! No decent deep dish in New York.

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

No need for pejoratives, hon. People do like casseroles, and I respect that. You should try Old Forge pizza, better than either of these.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I've had a Chicago Deep Dish Pizza, and I enjoyed it! :D

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

It ain't bad. But is it pizza?

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

$19 slice NY $19 whole pie Chicago

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

@glennlab If you pay 19 bucks for a slice of pizza, even in NYC or Vegas, you didn't look hard enough. In Cary (the Containment Area for Relocated Yankees), Chicago style is non-existent, and about a dozen NY pizza places here will charge between 13-14 bucks for a 16 inch one topping tray, and maybe 3 bucks for a one topping slice. And the slices are as big as a bed sheet.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

$19 slice NY $19 whole pie Chicago

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

WTF are you getting your NY slices?

Elemental humor.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

What about all the mixed carbons, don't they count?

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

Mixed carbon dating is frowned upon in the inorganic community.

New take on a old joke

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 14, 2021:

The bartender should not ask the horse that question. Did the horse understand it?

zeuser replies on Mar 15, 2021:

In his own way, the horse told the bartender "That sounds like horseshit to me", in horse language.

The heat must be getting closer to the real American traitor...DJT! [nytimes.com]

zeuser comments on Mar 9, 2021:

It's only a matter of time. This whole truckfull of sewerage will start spilling out pretty soon.

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2021:

@anglophone I am down for that.

I considered pros and cons before I posted.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 9, 2021:

Poor decision making skills?

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2021:

We called this "analysis paralysis" in a corporate setting.

This asswipe has got to go! Centrist?

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

He is an incompetent intellectual lightweight who understands he has leverage, but lacks the wit or the insight to use it intelligently. I guess he's better than some other WV republican yahoo, but that difference is getting harder and harder to detect.

zeuser replies on Mar 9, 2021:

@Mofo1953 Enough of them are to elect this clown.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Tells Election ‘Criminals’ They Can Lessen Prison Time If They Turn ...

zeuser comments on Mar 8, 2021:

This is where we need a "rolling my eyes" reaction.

zeuser replies on Mar 8, 2021:

@Redheadedgammy Yeah. Like that. ;)

This is an example of why millennials make fun of us boomers.

HankSherman comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Just what is supposed to happen??

zeuser replies on Mar 8, 2021:

I suppose Mrs. Bob contemplates the fact that she married a dumbass. After that, it's her call really.

Nothing worse than a scratchy LP.

EricJones comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Going hip-hop dj are we?

zeuser replies on Mar 8, 2021:

I guess this would be on the turntable for a rap with rough lyrics.

Nothing worse than a scratchy LP.

oldFloyd comments on Mar 7, 2021:

You probably should have tried 16 and a half first that looks like an old one.

zeuser replies on Mar 7, 2021:

I wasted some time googling to find out who the group DeWalt was.

This is an example of why millennials make fun of us boomers.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Some boomers beg to be ridiculed.

zeuser replies on Mar 7, 2021:

A lot of us deserve it.

Just a little chilly today.

bobwjr comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Been there

zeuser replies on Mar 6, 2021:

We all have at one time or another.

Just a little chilly today.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Really? This is a concern for men? I don’t care about how nippy my boobs will get before getting in water. Why are men such whiners about their wieners?

zeuser replies on Mar 6, 2021:

I don't think anyone's whining. It's just a cute metric. 😊

It appears that Dr. Seuss-ness is alive and well!

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Oh yeah, box of hammers territory.

zeuser replies on Mar 5, 2021:

@WhiskeyEight Point taken. Box of wet rocks territory, then. LOL

I see no down side...

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Yeah, ok. You want me to chip in for the nails? You got a good hammer?

zeuser replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Perfect. 🤣

“The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud”............Coco Chanel.

zeuser comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Sometimes it's courageous. Other times it just because you didn't know who was listening to you.

zeuser replies on Mar 4, 2021:

@Marionville I think we all are capable of doing it. Courage may not be the only motivation when it happens.

I often wondered how much extra they had to tip for this seating arrangement.

HankSherman comments on Mar 2, 2021:

I heard jeebuz had to sent judas out for spare change

zeuser replies on Mar 3, 2021:

Takes the bread "This is my body". Takes the wine "This is my blood". Takes the mayonnaise jar. Judas: "Now hold on just one minute here." 🤣

As it turns out, I've been using tittle and interobang wrong all these years. ;)

Donna_I comments on Mar 2, 2021:

3. Phineas and Ferb... just incase anyone wants an earworm to remember aglet.😊 https://youtu.be/JajQoM1zOgY

zeuser replies on Mar 2, 2021:

I wonder if Disney has a song for tittle too? 🤣

As it turns out, I've been using tittle and interobang wrong all these years. ;)

Salo comments on Mar 2, 2021:

For the first time in one of these things I got a perfect score. I knew none of them!

zeuser replies on Mar 2, 2021:

I only knew 3, aglet, tines, and Brannock device.

Sorry. I will show myself out.

Cast1es comments on Mar 1, 2021:

GROAN ! Had to read it out loud .

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2021:

I am proud of you for making the effort. :)

I often wondered how much extra they had to tip for this seating arrangement.

racocn8 comments on Mar 1, 2021:

The artist was standing inside the wall.

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2021:

It was Da Vinci, so that would be a stretch. 🤣

Just saying it's true

zeuser comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Technology is your friend!

zeuser replies on Mar 1, 2021:

@tinkercreek I used to live in a house with huge pine trees. This thing was great for picking up pine cones without having to bend over a million times. Short people aren't the only ones who can use a little extra reach.

Now another right wing-nut Repug shows up with her favorite quote for her Big Boy: 'Hitler was ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Not everyone is thriilled https://www.alternativelyfacts.com/ivanka-trump-org/ Ivanka Really Not Looking Forward to Sleeping Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

zeuser replies on Feb 28, 2021:

The long closed door lunches are the obvious tip-off.

Who is really behind this off-the-wall conspiracy cult?

zeuser comments on Feb 27, 2021:

The key question of how we can snap them the fuck out of it. These lunatics are a festering national sore, it will not get better on its own. I don't have any ideas, I am stumped.

zeuser replies on Feb 27, 2021:

@anglophone My fear is that you are absolutely correct. It's scary. It's always been scary.

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news...

BudFrank comments on Feb 26, 2021:

Where’s “Dr” Rand Paul fit here? Somewhere along the bottom row, depending on what you think of his supposedly professional standing

zeuser replies on Feb 26, 2021:

I am guessing "Dr." Rand is on the chart that reaches down to the bottom of the Mariana Trench with the whale shit and the transparent blind fish. Just a guess.

MS NASTY IS ATTACKING AGAIN Marjorie Taylor Greene posted a tweet denying Rep.

Redheadedgammy comments on Feb 26, 2021:

I don’t use this word for to many women, but MTG is a cunt!

zeuser replies on Feb 26, 2021:

It fits.

El - didn't pay his - Taxo

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 24, 2021:

I don’t think she’s afraid of being arrested, just being poor. She can go back to her previous career if that happens.

zeuser replies on Feb 25, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Only her booking agent can say for sure. LOL

Corrupt Repugs are popping up everywhere.

zeuser comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Isn't this the same asshole who is suing the electoral college?

zeuser replies on Feb 25, 2021:

@OldGoat43 They look like brothers. In-bred brothers, sure.

The perfect pinata for my next birthday party

zeuser comments on Feb 24, 2021:

It seems like a good idea, but instead of candy, it is filled with horse turds and sour grapes.

zeuser replies on Feb 24, 2021:

@bookofmorons Pretty much.

El - didn't pay his - Taxo

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 24, 2021:

I don’t think she’s afraid of being arrested, just being poor. She can go back to her previous career if that happens.

zeuser replies on Feb 24, 2021:

@OldMetalHead Someone on this site once noted that she did have some impressive skills. She can say "around the world, 50 bucks" in 7 languages and 4 currencies.

Wisconsin Republican Sen.

zeuser comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Who is paying this looney tune to say this shit? Cuz if he isn't getting paid for this, he needs to be in a rubber room. And if he is geting paid, he should spend some time at the Oxford Federal Pen. 5 to 10 should do it.

zeuser replies on Feb 23, 2021:

@OldGoat43 So that would mean, if my theories are correct, that the russkies are paying this ballsack too. That would certainly check a lot of boxes.

If you want to be boss in Iran and you ain't got a big white bushy beard you are pissing in the wind...

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2021:

You need the turban too. My beard wouldn't get me past Iranian customs. Now if I had a turban to go with it...

zeuser replies on Feb 21, 2021:

@St-Sinner Good advice, but I don't think I'll be travelling to Iran anytime soon. LOL

Ironic- Stop the Steal attorney is being investigated for voting in It is always projection.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2021:

The next intelligent idea this dipshit has will be the first one.

zeuser replies on Feb 20, 2021:

@LucyLoohoo Nope.

Ironic- Stop the Steal attorney is being investigated for voting in It is always projection.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2021:

The next intelligent idea this dipshit has will be the first one.

zeuser replies on Feb 20, 2021:

@AnneWimsey Heh, be my guest Anne.

Some people never learn.

tinkercreek comments on Feb 19, 2021:

We are an embarrassment to humanity.

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

We've been embarrassing ourselves for a while. It's not new.

This is greed at it's finest! So immoral and corrupt, instead of acknowledging that you already have...

powder comments on Feb 19, 2021:

This is where pure, unregulated capitalism fails ie he is only playing the supply Vs demand game. In a more socialist policies countries, power is considered an essential utility so price gouging like this is regulated even though power companies are privately owned (used to govt own them in ...

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

It's interesting how the notion of the common good becomes more popular amongst unabashed capitalists when it looks like pooling resources for the good of all will help them. SMH

Some people never learn.

p-nullifidian comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Interesting how the same tired claims and failed arguments resurface, often pitting collective, government-sponsored decisions against individual freedoms, even when the act of asserting such freedoms inevitably leads to greater harm.

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Yeah, that's the whole point here, and you got it. :)

Some people never learn.

racocn8 comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Does stupidity change?

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

Nope.

Some people never learn.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Funny! I said something about smallpox the other day.

zeuser replies on Feb 19, 2021:

The parallels are there all right.

Lizzie Borden Brand?

zeuser comments on Feb 18, 2021:

Welp, that is a metal head all right. LOL Edgy humor, OMH.

zeuser replies on Feb 18, 2021:

@OldMetalHead I stand on the shoulders of a giant! 😜

which one are you?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I've been putting a line through my sevens for decades. I also put a line through my hand printed Zeds.

zeuser replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@Surfpirate I do like poutine, so....

which one are you?

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I've been putting a line through my sevens for decades. I also put a line through my hand printed Zeds.

zeuser replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@Joanne I tried to be inclusive for our international audience. Honestly, I call them Zees too.

which one are you?

Austin-Cambridge comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I'd love to be a 10! Just dreaming :-D

zeuser replies on Feb 17, 2021:

Hah! If you get up to a seven, declare victory partner! :)

“When someone chooses to misunderstand you, despite your best efforts, you may want to examine ...

zeuser comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Spock has the right idea.

zeuser replies on Feb 17, 2021:

@Marionville You're right! LOL

A jury of his peers.

Willow_Wisp comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I kept asking why Trump was president when he should have been in Gotham fighting the Batman.

zeuser replies on Feb 15, 2021:

There's maybe that secret identity option, assuming he were able to keep a secret.

Constitutional derelicts.

silverotter11 comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Left out graham

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2021:

He's watching from the closet.

Constitutional derelicts.

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Those are the ones who have set my prejudice against many of the Repugs.

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Yep, that's "the squad" all right.

Constitutional derelicts.

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

What concerns me is the number of intellectually bankrupt and morally bankrupt senators who are in Capitol Hill.

zeuser replies on Feb 12, 2021:

Count the ones who aren't instead. It's a waaay shorter list.

Here's a screenshot I took of Donald Trump's two lawyers, hard at work - strategizing over his legal...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

That first guy was, I dunno, luggage. You get what you pay for.

zeuser replies on Feb 11, 2021:

@silverotter11 Happy to help. :)

Here's a screenshot I took of Donald Trump's two lawyers, hard at work - strategizing over his legal...

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

That first guy was, I dunno, luggage. You get what you pay for.

zeuser replies on Feb 11, 2021:

@silverotter11 No, of course not. That was my point. Why people agree to represent him at all, now, is a mystery to me. That's how you wind up with the empty beer bottles Trump is putting forward.

No matter what the verdict in his second trial, we all know what the truth is.

zeuser comments on Feb 10, 2021:

If this was all meant to undermine the faith we have in our system of government. it's working on me. The small shreds of integrity that some of the R's are showing sort of keeps me from letting it all go completely.

zeuser replies on Feb 10, 2021:

@BirdMan1 Trump did view this all in personal terms, no doubt. He views everything like that. Putin however wanted this sort of chaos, and was a key reason why he wanted Trump in office in the first place.