Happy Sunday!!!! Had a stressful weekend! Lol!!!!

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

Wow, I need to cry more! Good bunch, MG.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 That's a chance I'd be willing to take. LOL

Happy Sunday!!!! Had a stressful weekend! Lol!!!!

Garban comments on Jul 17, 2022:

The Abba Kiss thing doesn’t add up. 😉

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

I see what you did there.

GOP SORE LOSERS CLAIM ELECTION WAS RIGGED Donald Trump has refused to accept defeat and continues ...

zeuser comments on Jul 17, 2022:

In true monkey see monkey do fashion, there will be a TON of republican losers yelling about election fraud. All you Trumperino voters, I blame you.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

@joeandbarb Something to root for.

This great if you are a naturally talented cheater.

azzow2 comments on Jul 17, 2022:

The news reporters' heads would be spinning if the 50-yard line had even one gothy-dressed person praying to demons on one knee.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

Or, as it happens, just a black guy on one knee.

This great if you are a naturally talented cheater.

HankSherman comments on Jul 17, 2022:

That one upsmanship always comes out, but would support the opposition kneeling at the 50...just to fuck with people.

zeuser replies on Jul 17, 2022:

Yeah, I'd like to see that too. Of course, hypocrisy has never ever bothered them, so it would end like you think it would.

Got to get them all. 😉

NHjulie comments on Jul 16, 2022:

I did 1,2,5,4,3. Guess I'm not normal.

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2022:

And you think all these other people ARE normal? ;)

Got to get them all. 😉

p-nullifidian comments on Jul 16, 2022:

I failed miserably … couldn’t be bothered to read … just wanted to look at the elegant profile of the Starship Enterprise! 😂

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2022:

It's a joke, there is no pass or fail. And it is a good looking ship.

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

ThinkingFree comments on Jul 16, 2022:

I love the asshat one. These are great. Thanks, Z.

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2022:

Glad you liked 'em.

Sometimes, I don't want to be a good boy either.

Garban comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Thanks, I needed that.

zeuser replies on Jul 16, 2022:

NP. ;)

Co-conspirators are fair game here in the pinata, no?

Garban comments on Jul 15, 2022:

As long as you don’t push a slate of alternative electors, we’ll forgive you. 😉

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

Uh oh!

Ketchup throwing as a spectator sport, and some lying SCOTUS memes.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 15, 2022:

That last one!!!!!

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

Yeah, they all sure fooled us, didn't they? Scumbags.

Capitol Rioter's Lawyer Whines That Committee Hearings Are 'Poisoning' Jury Pool [youtube.

zeuser comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Lawyers will try to pull some shit, won't they? LOL

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Nobody likes them until they need one.

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Hey look the Texas governor's official hat.....

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

All hat, no cattle.

How I crave seeing this classless traitor behind bars.

Garban comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Why don’t the Republicans want to watch the January 6, commission hearings? I think ALL of the witness have been republicans, just like FUX news.🥴

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

See, now you are making an argument that makes objective sense. They just care about what they know in their hearts, facts or insider testimony notwithstanding. Very strong confirmation bias in these folks, they don't want to listen because, well, they don't want to listen. "We are right regardless of who testifies in your show trial".

How I crave seeing this classless traitor behind bars.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 15, 2022:

Maybe one day we can stomp the religious right into oblivion!

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

I'd love to see it, but I am afraid these dipshits will always be with us in one form or another.

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

Garban comments on Jul 15, 2022:

I’m stealing Norg for my engineer friends.😉

zeuser replies on Jul 15, 2022:

Feel free. I stole it myself.

So now the Secret Service is covering for them too? What the hell!

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Is there a link to a story?

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

@NHjulie Money talks....this really blows.

Ketchup throwing as a spectator sport, and some lying SCOTUS memes.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Wish that midnight train would hurry up!!

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

You have a LOT of company.

Wake up, sheeple!

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Very varied vagaries...

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

Um, yeah I guess. 😉

Ketchup throwing as a spectator sport, and some lying SCOTUS memes.

DharmaBum50 comments on Jul 14, 2022:

I had sort of the same thought when I heard Liz Cheney say that. Thought to myself, "Then how come this balloon has been a "thing" for years???" (Shown here in front of my house during a pre-Covid Fourth of July party)

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

Respect.

Ketchup throwing as a spectator sport, and some lying SCOTUS memes.

MizJ comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Sad.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

This isn't just sad, it is heartbreakingly tragic.

Sendak was a visionary, it seems.

NHjulie comments on Jul 14, 2022:

OMG! I'll never look at that book the same again.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

I know, right? Let the wild rumpus begin!

Next step, acquire wisdom.

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Manly P. Hall was considered one of the leading mystics of the 20th century.

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

That checks. My buddy sent me this, and he is the exec director of the Rhine Institute, a paranormal research org.

Luckily, I speak fluent dumb from years of practice talking to proselytizers..

ThinkingFree comments on Jul 14, 2022:

Ha, ha, ha, a tic tac ?

zeuser replies on Jul 14, 2022:

Small, but refreshing. ;)

Looks like we gonna do some blood soil soakin' over here now. In fact,we've already started.

JackPedigo comments on Jul 13, 2022:

When people get desperate history is of little consequence.

zeuser replies on Jul 13, 2022:

Desperate people *make* history.

Luckily, I speak fluent dumb from years of practice talking to proselytizers..

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2022:

The quiet kid, lol

zeuser replies on Jul 13, 2022:

That would explain it.

Run, tubby, run.

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2022:

If one of the proud boys starts humping your leg just use a spray bottle on them,... with pepper spray.

zeuser replies on Jul 13, 2022:

*Writes that down*

Happy Tuesday! Another busy day for me!

zeuser comments on Jul 12, 2022:

First rule, even if you are laughing, you hang onto your taco.

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2022:

@phxbillcee Well, they don't cover that in the meme. But I can get behind that rule anyway.

You gotta go pretty deep...

LucyLoohoo comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Is he sitting on a toilet?

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2022:

Sure looks like it.

It's been a weird day

Sierra4 comments on Jul 12, 2022:

That’s why I like dogs.

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2022:

@Willow_Wisp What about cougars? They can get completely out of control.

Yep, just about finished.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Every one of these just nails it!🤬🥰😈

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2022:

His cronies really do look like people who were in the Batman series as the villains. Good lord what low class crew.

Yep, just about finished.

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2022:

Nice collection, wish they weren't necessary.

zeuser replies on Jul 12, 2022:

Me too, buddy.

I told you NOT to put seeds in the bird feeder.

ThinkingFree comments on Jul 11, 2022:

Love it, thanks Z.

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2022:

De nada. :)

Yep, just about finished.

Leetx comments on Jul 11, 2022:

I don't think he knows OR CARES that he is doing that. It's all about the GRIFT, the SCAM, just acceptable collateral damage to him.

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2022:

You're probably right, but he's still doing it whether he knows it or not.

...and you backed into the spot - awesome dude!

ThinkingFree comments on Jul 10, 2022:

There you go, Z !!! Love these !!

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2022:

Glad you liked them!

Bannon now says he will testify for Jan. 6 committee after Trump's OK -- with contempt trial looming

Garban comments on Jul 10, 2022:

He’ll just go in make some crap statement and take the 5th for the rest of the deposition. If he actually answers any questions I’ll be shocked and Trump’s lawyers will be playing clean up until the rapture.

zeuser replies on Jul 11, 2022:

Someone said his testimony would add nothing to the committee's work, and that interviewing Bannon would be like interviewing the Joker.

How low can you go?

NostraDumbass comments on Jul 9, 2022:

If I went that low I’d never get back up.

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2022:

If you managed to get in, I bet you they'd have rum in there.

At least dubya had a "strategery". LOL

HippieChick58 comments on Jul 9, 2022:

No one said it had to be a "good" strategy either.

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2022:

It's not the strategy, it's what you do when it all goes to shit.

I wanna see who can use their tongue like that.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 9, 2022:

Doesn't say whose tongue(s)...

zeuser replies on Jul 9, 2022:

You're right!

Judicial legacy of our boy and the new meanings of the word freedom.

ThinkingFree comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Great, thanks Z !!!

zeuser replies on Jul 8, 2022:

NP.

I'd sign up for that day drinking gig.

glennlab comments on Jul 7, 2022:

I wish they would flee to Russia, that would end the right's ability to call him a patriot.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

Never expect logic from the right.

That was a close one, Bullwinkle!

tinkercreek comments on Jul 7, 2022:

OMG, can't stop laughing, and the current eyelash fad!!!

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

Yeah, I liked that one too.

DeSantis signs Bill into Law making students and faculty profess their religious and political views

Alienbeing comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I don't believe such a law could survive Constitutional review.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@Alienbeing I dunno. Even if overturning precedent isn't unheard of, Alito citing Sir Matthew Hale, a 17th-century jurist who conceived the notion that husbands can’t be prosecuted for raping their wives, who sentenced women to death as “witches,” and whose misogyny stood out even in his time, *8 times* in his opinion seems a little twisted to me. And that is my basic point. I'm not that concerned that you don't find this reason compelling. You do you, bro.

What will this so called Conservative Court do if a case on creationism appears on their docket?

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Bullies really enjoy throwing their weight around. Given the chance to do it with a ripe creationism case, these schoolyard thugs will take it, no question about it.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@GreenAtheist Ok, I can understand that response.

What will this so called Conservative Court do if a case on creationism appears on their docket?

zeuser comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Bullies really enjoy throwing their weight around. Given the chance to do it with a ripe creationism case, these schoolyard thugs will take it, no question about it.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@GreenAtheist So do you think this bunch is going to affirm the right of creationists to teach their crap or not? I couldn't tell. I think they'd jump at the chance, just because they can. And it's not how much TV you watch, it's WHAT you watch. ;)

DeSantis signs Bill into Law making students and faculty profess their religious and political views

Alienbeing comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I don't believe such a law could survive Constitutional review.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@Alienbeing https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/a-short-list-of-overturned-supreme-court-landmark-decisions#:~:text=The%20Library%20of%20Congress%20tracks,since%201810%2C%20says%20the%20library. The decision itself has a whiff of religion behind it, not you. I think the motive behind the logic they used to overturn Roe is based in dogma, and the legal logic stretching back to the Salem with hunts is twisted. You disagree with that, and I disagree with you. See? You take care, now.

That was a close one, Bullwinkle!

Garban comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Excellent group. Struggling between the last 2 for a favorite.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

The bottomless cup had me roaring.

DeSantis signs Bill into Law making students and faculty profess their religious and political views

Alienbeing comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I don't believe such a law could survive Constitutional review.

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

@Alienbeing No need to get snarky. Actually, the court overruled itself just 232 times, and many of those reversals had the effect of expanding individual rights, not reversing them. Still, in spite of my appalling ignorance of supreme court history, I can vaguely recognize the absurdity of using witch burning laws to remove the rights of women to exercise simple body autonomy. I also detect a whiff of religion influencing that thinking. You might not think of that as twisting logic to accommodate odious religious dogma, good for you. I think it's horseshit. We will agree to disagree.

Sing it Deano!

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I can play this on my saxophone, if that would help.....

zeuser replies on Jul 7, 2022:

Couldn't hurt, Annie. Hit it!

DeSantis signs Bill into Law making students and faculty profess their religious and political views

Alienbeing comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I don't believe such a law could survive Constitutional review.

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@Alienbeing Ignoring precedent and citing judges from the Salem witch trials to do it, well I understand the arguments. But the arguments are horseshit. And that is indeed a twisted bit of legal reasoning, IMHO of course. The Christo-fascists, however, eat it up.

Rudy Giuliani has been subpoenad to appear before a grand jury: [abc.net.au]

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2022:

I wonder how deep a hole Rudy can dig. If he testifies after lunch, he'll sink his and trump's ship.

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2022:

I bet Trump "hardly knew him, but heard he was bad news". LOL

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2022:

He needs to take out more of the evangelicals.

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend Nooooooo!

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

St-Sinner comments on Jul 6, 2022:

doctors recommend it at least once a week.

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2022:

I can, um, beat that. ;)

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

Garban comments on Jul 6, 2022:

It’s always masturbation season in Florida.

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Isn't it a pre-requisite for statewide office? LOL

Can he pull another Houdini?

glennlab comments on Jul 6, 2022:

Smart people don't have to tell you they are smart.

zeuser replies on Jul 6, 2022:

Strong people don't have to tell you they're strong, rich people don't have to tell you they're rich..

Feckin' medical advice but..........."Whatever" :-D

zeuser comments on Jul 5, 2022:

Does that work? Asking for a friend.

zeuser replies on Jul 5, 2022:

@HankSherman Damn!

Some dips in the road coming up.

glennlab comments on Jul 4, 2022:

The new buttons are great.

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2022:

Much needed and just in time.

Some dips in the road coming up.

silverotter11 comments on Jul 4, 2022:

Good group. The first one is a fav. I do not really like acronyms. When dealing with troublesome folks my co-worker and I had a choice of which little note/alert symbol to put in the upper left corner of a work order. Kurt Vonnegut's version of an asshole (from his book Breakfast of Champions) ...

zeuser replies on Jul 4, 2022:

Ah, I loved Vonnegut. Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Take a flying fuck at the mooooon. 😜

Some guidelines for my stateside heathens. Happy 4th! 😏

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2022:

If it starts raining body parts I refuse to bother 9-1-1. Fuck that shit I will just fill up the green waste bin and let the city compost it all....

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2022:

You might be onto something here.

I don't have the exact quote but Rep Adam Kinzinger made a tweet about the primary challengers to ...

zeuser comments on Jul 3, 2022:

He's right, but she is till gonna get drummed in the primary. I believe she is thinking of a national run.

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2022:

@FvckY0u Except for the facts that she reeeeally hates Trump and she has some integrity, there aren't any policy issues where she and I see anywhere close to eye to eye.

Some guidelines for my stateside heathens. Happy 4th! 😏

dalefvictor comments on Jul 3, 2022:

How much money are you going to burn up this year?

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2022:

I just watch.

But he's got such a nice vibrato.

glennlab comments on Jul 3, 2022:

Bad breath?

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2022:

In a sense.

Some guidelines for my stateside heathens. Happy 4th! 😏

Garban comments on Jul 3, 2022:

My red neck neighbors set off $3000 worth of fire works in 1 high order event last year. I was watching from the deck, it looked like something from Hollywood. 3 ambulances where at their place. Have fun and be careful.

zeuser replies on Jul 3, 2022:

My neighbors usually get a big box of those class 4 fireworks and set them off. That's usually enough for me.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?

AnneWimsey comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Sounds like the entire night prior to my last colonoscopy...and I do mean the Last one anybody will Ever talk me into......

zeuser replies on Jul 2, 2022:

I get one next year, My doc says this is the last one I have to get, presumably because if I get cancer after this next one, I'm pretty much toast anyway.

I used to take a Tootsie Pop in the car for my kids when they pulled this kind of crap.

OldGoat43 comments on Jul 2, 2022:

Well, I learned a new word today. Thanks. Great combo posting.

zeuser replies on Jul 2, 2022:

Thanks, bud.

Quick thinking.

HankSherman comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Such an obivious move, must be in texas 😎😎😎

zeuser replies on Jul 1, 2022:

Soon it will be everywhere.

In the long run, we're ALL dead.

glennlab comments on Jul 1, 2022:

cross dressing squirrels, who knew.

zeuser replies on Jul 1, 2022:

They never tell. You have to ask.

In the long run, we're ALL dead.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2022:

If a state wants to outlaw abortion all the federal government has to do is place a 15% additional income and revenue tax on every person, business and church in that state to care for the unwanted children.... No deductions allowed.... Watch how fast unrestricted abortion becomes legal...

zeuser replies on Jul 1, 2022:

If you can get that past the senate, I'm all in.

I need an interpreter. Does anyone speak "Stupid"?

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

JFC, this dickhole was the president.

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@NostraDumbass Yeah, I know. :(

Well so much for being a "Superpower.

zeuser comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Even before all of those assets were lost, who the fuck paid for them? I'd love to see how the government gets its money. I need to look into that, I need a hobby.

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz No, I think I still might look into it. I'm an old public finance guy, I did that for a living for a while. There is sooo much data available for free these days. Good hobby no matter how you look at it. ;)

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racocn8 comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Almost?

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2022:

He's not finished trying, he has help, but so far no.

Mmm, spaghetti. 😉

NHjulie comments on Jun 30, 2022:

Are you sure it wasn't well done steak with ketchup?

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2022:

That's how he likes it, doesn't he? Nothing that he touches can ever remain unspoiled.

Mmm, spaghetti. 😉

OldGoat43 comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Now he has to pay people to clean up after his fits of stupidity.

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2022:

Well, back when he was in the White House, the taxpayers had to pay for it.

I'm very late today! Hope you all had a good Wednesday!

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2022:

I'll be an understudy for the sniffing lines scene. 😏

zeuser replies on Jun 30, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Wait, it comes with a romantic partner?!?

Ginni Thomas’ Lawyer Says She Won’t Testify at Jan.

zeuser comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Did anyone here honestly believe she would voluntarily testify under oath? Seriously?

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@Lorajay Doing it under oath is just a bit more serious if you intend to lie. Unless you are a conservative Supreme Court nominee, then it is expected.

Mmm, spaghetti. 😉

BitFlipper comments on Jun 29, 2022:

I hope he chokes on it.

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy That ship's already sailed. 😜

My cow has fleas...

Willow_Wisp comments on Jun 29, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khFb4FTJ4Jo

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2022:

Hah! Dumb dawg! Who's the jackass now, Fido?

My cow has fleas...

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Nice selection...

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2022:

Thanks, Bill.

My cow has fleas...

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2022:

shoe size, Riiiiight!

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2022:

It ain't the meat, it's the motion.

Do the families of the people who died ever get justice?

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 29, 2022:

Apparently rich white men can get away with most anything. It’s been this way for centuries. The patriarchy is alive and well unfortunately.

zeuser replies on Jun 29, 2022:

@BitFlipper Just on general principles, in the hoosegow.

Unlike snap and crackle, pop can be fatal.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 28, 2022:

🤣🤣😈🤣🤣 I always buy a hatchback just for the bodies I need to get rid of.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2022:

Remind me never to piss you off. 😏

I feel that the recent gun festival and forced-birth rulings are the orange insurrectionist's ...

FvckY0u comments on Jun 26, 2022:

News reports are circulating indicating that privately Trump is super pissed at the Roe V Wade decision as it will cost him many votes should he decide to run again. So there's that.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2022:

@mcgeo52 It's a loooong time til the elections, but I hope you're right.

An oldie but worth another look.

Ryo1 comments on Jun 28, 2022:

Children are the best observers.

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2022:

When I first had kids, a friend of mine told me, "They don't listen to anything you say, but they watch everything you do."

An oldie but worth another look.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2022:

And people wonder why there are so many divorces when kids learn shit like this from their parents....

zeuser replies on Jun 28, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Aside from the numerous workability issues, I agree.

An oldie but worth another look.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2022:

And people wonder why there are so many divorces when kids learn shit like this from their parents....

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2022:

Mom and dad are the primary source of information for kids. What are you gonna do?

On the bright side, this does save a lot of time and money.

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2022:

I have never texted anyone eat shirt and diet, or go duck yourself.

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2022:

I don't know how many times I had to go back and fix "Haiku birthday". ;)

Sorry, my bad!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2022:

I never use the self checkout lines anywhere.... Not only does it not save me any money but it keeps that company from hiring someone. Plus when you add the fact that the scanners will sometimes not scan an item correctly or miss it entirely these big corporations have you arrested for shoplifting.

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2022:

This was my dad's position. He was a proud union man til the day he died and he felt that using self-checkout was the same thing as keeping someone out of a job.

I feel that the recent gun festival and forced-birth rulings are the orange insurrectionist's ...

FvckY0u comments on Jun 26, 2022:

News reports are circulating indicating that privately Trump is super pissed at the Roe V Wade decision as it will cost him many votes should he decide to run again. So there's that.

zeuser replies on Jun 27, 2022:

@mcgeo52 That simple goal has proven to be maddeningly elusive. I agree, I hope it happens.

Go wisely and slowly. Those who rush stumble and fall. - William Shakespeare

zeuser comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Yeah, but they also usually get the last piece of pizza. ;)

zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2022:

@MsKathleen Will Shakespeare thinks you ought to eat faster. LOL

I feel that the recent gun festival and forced-birth rulings are the orange insurrectionist's ...

FvckY0u comments on Jun 26, 2022:

News reports are circulating indicating that privately Trump is super pissed at the Roe V Wade decision as it will cost him many votes should he decide to run again. So there's that.

zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2022:

@FvckY0u I think you're right. My big fear is the raft of voter suppression laws and election nullification laws they passed in the red states to keep them from flipping. Hard to change laws if your state is badly gerrymandered.

I feel that the recent gun festival and forced-birth rulings are the orange insurrectionist's ...

FvckY0u comments on Jun 26, 2022:

News reports are circulating indicating that privately Trump is super pissed at the Roe V Wade decision as it will cost him many votes should he decide to run again. So there's that.

zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2022:

I heard he is also nursing a grudge against the court because they refused to hear his silly ass election fraud claims. Somehow, him being cheesed doesn't seem like enough to compensate for all of this horseshit.

I feel that the recent gun festival and forced-birth rulings are the orange insurrectionist's ...

UrsiMajor comments on Jun 26, 2022:

Put the blame where it belongs. People voted for this. Either casting a ballot for a Republican or not voting at all.

zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2022:

Yes, you are correct. But the asshole they voted for and his appointees were the agents of this ongoing disaster, and the ride isn't over yet. I held extreme antipathy for trump voters anyway, long before the bitter fruit of his egregious judicial appointments ever first started to grow. The fertilizer was Moscow Mitch holding up President Obama's nominee and the stupid slave-state electoral college system, but yeah, the voters deserve scorn, and a permanent painful rectal itch. All of them.

I feel that the recent gun festival and forced-birth rulings are the orange insurrectionist's ...

HippieChick58 comments on Jun 26, 2022:

These are perfect. I'm a mess right now. One kid just gave birth to a baby girl, and her sister is moving to Amsterdam because the US is not safe anymore. I'm sick of this "living in interesting times" crap. However, I have a new baby girl to fight for, onward and upward.

zeuser replies on Jun 26, 2022:

Oh no! I honestly can't blame her, but you have to suffer the consequences of a completely unnecessary separation. I am tired of this "interesting times" bullshit too. The worst part is seeing all the forced-birth bigots and ammosexuals doing the happy dance with catholic bishops keeping time.

I love haiku!

JackPedigo comments on Jun 25, 2022:

What is it with Thomas. Sometimes it seems he thinks he is white.

zeuser replies on Jun 25, 2022:

Good article about this phenomenon, a couple of years old but it has some insights. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/12/black-on-black-racism-the-hazards-of-implicit-bias/384028/

Some pictures of the orange insurrectionist and some of his favorite toadies and dupes.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jun 25, 2022:

Really love the rapture of trumpers in their red hats!!! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Jun 25, 2022:

If only, right?

Some pictures of the orange insurrectionist and some of his favorite toadies and dupes.

chalupacabre comments on Jun 25, 2022:

I think a septic truck would be a more likely candidate for sucking up all the trumpists. Guess that's too hard to capture in a cartoon, though

zeuser replies on Jun 25, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo No we would not!

Some pictures of the orange insurrectionist and some of his favorite toadies and dupes.

LucyLoohoo comments on Jun 25, 2022:

I very literally laughed out loud at Bill Barr covering up more shit than cat litter! Thanks, Zee!

zeuser replies on Jun 25, 2022:

All we can do is laugh, right?

“Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it”…………….

zeuser comments on Jun 23, 2022:

And maybe even invent one?

zeuser replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@MsKathleen I thought it was a good idea to say it out loud. ;)

Ya gotta feel it in your heart.

joeandbarb comments on Jun 24, 2022:

leaving orange streaks on the porcelain as he starts circling the bowl faster and faster. I bet Georgia indicts him before the month is out!

zeuser replies on Jun 24, 2022:

The DOJ seems to be cutting a few more warrants, and white house staff level people are squealing. The trend seems to be going in the right direction,

I love haiku!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

#1 was always me.....

zeuser replies on Jun 24, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Good job, partner.