Oh boy.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 21, 2022:

Two blondes sharing 1/3 of a brain......

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

That's a little generous, isn't it Anne?

Oh boy.

Jk1960 comments on Oct 21, 2022:

It’s about raising money not getting elected

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

Maybe they can fundraise in a jail cell together.

Nothing wrong with a little something just for me. LOL

Betty comments on Oct 21, 2022:

Instead of costing an arm and a leg, it's now the whole body just for fruit?

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

Fair is fair. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Smells a little like antelope, but somehow wrong. And I ain't lion.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2022:

Poor Charlie Brown.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

At least Lucy won't fool him with the football anymore.

Lauren Boebert just had her ass handed to her by Chelsea Handler: [youtube.

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

She's probably gonna pull out her election in a close one. I hope not.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

@TheoryNumber3 They love their guns up in Grand Junction, and that is their single issue.

Ok, who had the one with no onions?

Betty comments on Oct 20, 2022:

The cat does not look pleased.

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

Well, pop was a wookie, so....

I wonder what they'd do if I asked for some foamy shit on the top.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 20, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣Hammer Heads🤣🤣🤣!! Good set! 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 21, 2022:

thanks!

I wonder what they'd do if I asked for some foamy shit on the top.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Good set

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Thanks, man.

Ok, who had the one with no onions?

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2022:

That is one great cat.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

I'd love to hear what it sounds like when he tries to say meow.

Fall and Halloween cartoon fest.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Hard to pick a favorite, but twister is a classic.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Yeah, I like that one too. ;)

Maroon of the day, [azcentral.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

One more GOP jerkoff. It's sort of like a brand for them if you think about it.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Well this is the one thing you learned today. Wish it could have been more uplifting, but hey, at least now you know!

Maroon of the day, [azcentral.com]

zeuser comments on Oct 20, 2022:

One more GOP jerkoff. It's sort of like a brand for them if you think about it.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Are you being serious? Yes, that's about the size of it. LOL

Maroon of the day, [azcentral.com]

DenoPenno comments on Oct 20, 2022:

How terrible. Was he using his left hand or his right?

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Sounds like a natural righty to me.

Dave is costing us too much - time to let him go!

Diogenes comments on Oct 20, 2022:

Yep, been there; seen that! And if a person wants to keep their job, don't do a good one! You will make all the other dead-beats---- look like 'dead-beats"!

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Rate breakers, they used to call them in piece work factories, and they were subject to abuse and pressured to slow down.

Today's, "What a maroon!" and a real contender for the lifetime award. [thedailybeast.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Oct 19, 2022:

Why are people voting for these fuckwits? We at least can claim we had Truss forced on us, no one actually voted for the idiot to be Prime Minister

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

Hey, I hear she has thrown it in. So at least your guys quit when they fuck it up.

This one is for you, you traitorous shitstain.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 19, 2022:

Failed coo . . . 🤣😂🤣😂 Yay Nancy !!! Z, don't hold your breath waiting for the shitstain to show up. He weasels out of everything.

zeuser replies on Oct 20, 2022:

I know. If ever there was a guy I'd love to see in the hoosegow after a public trial, this is the guy.

No wonder it is so time consuming

zeuser comments on Oct 18, 2022:

I've always wondered about this. After I do laundry, everything is folded or hung up. It ain't that hard.

zeuser replies on Oct 19, 2022:

@MerlinZap No, that's not it, I was never in the service. It's just how I roll.

Black cat boogie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2022:

My cats don't stare they trample....

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz *bowing down to your memes*

The diavolo pizza will hurt you, trust me. ;)

silverotter11 comments on Oct 18, 2022:

A Phillips head screw driver - hahahahahahaha

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

Usually, the simpler gags are funnier, but this was the exception.

Black cat boogie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 18, 2022:

My cats don't stare they trample....

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

You are welcome to post your own cartoon. ;)

Black cat boogie.

Zoohome comments on Oct 18, 2022:

Last one is very sad. 😐

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

It is beyond sad.

Black cat boogie.

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2022:

Had me laughing.

zeuser replies on Oct 18, 2022:

Good! That's the idea! ;)

Y'all ready for Halloween, ladies?

OldGoat43 comments on Oct 16, 2022:

Waking up with all three. That tops it.

zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2022:

Yikes! Nope!

Jamie Lee Curtis' transgender daughter faces death threats [nbcnews.com]

xenoview comments on Oct 16, 2022:

I bet the ones threating her daughter are christian and republican.

zeuser replies on Oct 16, 2022:

Ya think? 🤬

Halloween zoom.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2022:

Alex was certainly surprised that no jury bought his bullshit.

zeuser replies on Oct 15, 2022:

Bullies always think intimidation is enough.

Uh oh, spill risk.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 12, 2022:

Born Toulouse !!! 😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

Badass tat, right? 😜

Smells funny, too.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 12, 2022:

I laughed at all of them but the Cat one and the beavers one were really good.🤣🤣🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

I want to be able to roll my eyes like that, to be honest. ;)

He should have gotten the extended warranty.

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 12, 2022:

😂😂😂 the football meme!!!😂😂😂

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

It can be hurtful.

I'm not honkin'. Are you honkin'?

Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 12, 2022:

That hair of trumps is a never ending laugh! 🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

It gets testy when he forgets to feed it. LOL

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

HankSherman comments on Oct 9, 2022:

Automated is just not the same

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

@HankSherman My purpose is to entertain and inform..😜

Smells funny, too.

HankSherman comments on Oct 12, 2022:

I'm slower than usual this morning, revisited cats three times

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

Third time's the charm!

Smells funny, too.

joeandbarb comments on Oct 12, 2022:

the one about Georgia is perfect

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

I know. 😢

A seasonal second wave.

joeandbarb comments on Oct 12, 2022:

I like the puppy!

zeuser replies on Oct 12, 2022:

Everybody likes doggos!

A seasonal second wave.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 11, 2022:

A necrophile!!! Eeeewwwww !!!

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2022:

But hey, a nympho too. You take the good with the bad. LOL

Burglars are getting creative.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2022:

Sounds like an ex-wife to me....

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2022:

An ex wife would already have all that shit.

When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.

MerlinZap comments on Oct 11, 2022:

I made a friend!

zeuser replies on Oct 11, 2022:

He's alive!

When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.

HankSherman comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Fuck Columbus.....I feel so used

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Imagine how all of the natives he forcibly enslaved and shipped back to Espanol felt.

When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.

jeshuey comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Upon which request Alexa explodes.

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Maybe she punts. "Ask Siri what's on Apple TV, asshat."

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

Diaco comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Turbo Dude!!! 😆... all fun!

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

You can call me TD for short. LOL

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 10, 2022:

Ha, ha, MENSWEAR !!! 😂🤣😂🤣 And I like the jesus one too, love, hope, and peace!!! 😅

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

When you are a popular size and the only pair of pants left in your size has a broken zipper.

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 10, 2022:

🤣😈🤣😈🤣These are all great!!

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Thanks!

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

HankSherman comments on Oct 9, 2022:

Automated is just not the same

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

@HankSherman For your edification, a nose whistle occurs when the fragment of a booger becomes stuck in your nose, and it is placed just so that the result is a whistling noise every time you inhale or exhale. Hard to fix without physical intervention. ;)

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

HankSherman comments on Oct 9, 2022:

Automated is just not the same

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Better than a nose whistle. For centuries.

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

JackPedigo comments on Oct 9, 2022:

Holy crap!! One of these hit hard! My late partner developed an inoperable brain tumor that affected her speech (it was an easy and good death). Her brother and sister-in-law got a special, expensive, visa from Canada to see her. The sister-in-law couldn't stop crying and the brother constantly ...

zeuser replies on Oct 10, 2022:

Wow, that's a touching story. My heart to yours, bro.

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

MerlinZap comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Venus

zeuser replies on Oct 9, 2022:

She can FINALLY pick her nose again. LOL

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 8, 2022:

Hey, where you be gettin' my FB pic?...!?!!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

On FB! It's right there! :)

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 8, 2022:

#3 is me anywhere on the Internet...

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

Hah! Not a surprise, pal!

Good enough is never good enough.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 8, 2022:

The Wordle thingy!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

@AnneWimsey Wasn't planning on it, but it's good to have validation. ;)

Good enough is never good enough.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 8, 2022:

The Wordle thingy!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

@AnneWimsey I've never done one, so I have no idea.

Good enough is never good enough.

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 8, 2022:

The Wordle thingy!

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

They piss you off too, Annie? Good thing you're not a judge. LOL

Good enough is never good enough.

glennlab comments on Oct 8, 2022:

smoking one hit home, so glad that so many eating establishments don't allow smoking.

zeuser replies on Oct 8, 2022:

That one is a little dated. Here in NC, you can't smoke in any restaurant or tavern unless it's a private club. When I was coming up, everybody did it.

I wonder if that place is called "The Belfry"?

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2022:

Hard to pick a favorite, all good.

zeuser replies on Oct 7, 2022:

Thanks!

Technically, she can't be a bonehead..

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2022:

Have you been peeking in my stash? good set.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2022:

I check to make sure nobody posted my stuff already. You need to be fast and brave. 🤣

Technically, she can't be a bonehead..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2022:

I just sent "I pulled grandpa's finger" to my granddaughter....

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2022:

I bet you pulled that on her once or twice. 😜

From one of my Irish homies.

St-Sinner comments on Oct 6, 2022:

Lol... Jut a confession and doing it again would've cleansed it.

zeuser replies on Oct 6, 2022:

Being a protestant is not a forgivable offense for Irish catholics, in my experience.

Everyone knows about batshit, but did you know.

tinkercreek comments on Oct 5, 2022:

Great set, thanks!

zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2022:

You're welcome. 😏

Everyone knows about batshit, but did you know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2022:

Squids are a lower form of Marine life with no backbone....

zeuser replies on Oct 5, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz All the more reason to do it. 😜

Everyone knows about batshit, but did you know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 4, 2022:

Squids are a lower form of Marine life with no backbone....

zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2022:

The squid should logically replace the elephant as the symbol of the GOP.

Everyone knows about batshit, but did you know.

Lorajay comments on Oct 4, 2022:

I stole the junk drawer one.

zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2022:

That's what they're there for. I stole 'em too.

OK, this is a little snarky, but I laughed. 😏

silverotter11 comments on Oct 4, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣Snarky??? Not hardly🤣🤣🤣!

zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2022:

But, what about those Phillies? ;) Red October!

OK, this is a little snarky, but I laughed. 😏

OldGoat43 comments on Oct 4, 2022:

My ex-friends and family members won't be offended, they just won't get it.

zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2022:

That right there is the beauty of making fun of the righties. They are too dumb to grasp that they have just been owned.

OK, this is a little snarky, but I laughed. 😏

LucyLoohoo comments on Oct 4, 2022:

You don't think it's too difficult???

zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2022:

Could be. Those guys are generally just lost all on their own.

"Seven blunders of the world that lead to violence: wealth without work, pleasure without ...

Fernapple comments on Oct 4, 2022:

Eight. Morality without humanity.

zeuser replies on Oct 4, 2022:

Yeah, I can see that.

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

Lorajay comments on Oct 2, 2022:

God's preference on sports teams sure hits home for Oklahoma and Sooner fans today.

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@silverotter11 I remember that trade. He stabilized that pitching staff as a wily veteran pitcher. We had Hamels and Happ and Brad Lidge who we practically stole from the Astros, but Moyers gave us a reliable 3rd day starter. Of course, having Howard, Utley, Rollins, Werth and Victorino on the field didn't hurt.

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

Lorajay comments on Oct 2, 2022:

God's preference on sports teams sure hits home for Oklahoma and Sooner fans today.

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@silverotter11 They played erratically in September. I hope they can pull it out too, but hey, it's not 2008 anymore. Still, go phils! And what about those iggles?

Physics for bird lovers.

JackPedigo comments on Oct 3, 2022:

Putti Puts world is shrinking. Lets hope someone squashes him before he does something trumplike (really really stuuupid).

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2022:

The ghouls in the Kremlin aren't happy. If they have more backbone than republican senators, it could be the final act in a really shitty play.

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

AnneWimsey comments on Oct 3, 2022:

Why I am downright impatient for the Rapture!

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2022:

Ooo, ooo, I know! Call on me! ;)

Hey, if it works for declassification, it should work for anything, right?

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Amazing that a man that has never seen a vagina wants to make rules governing them.

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2022:

@joeandbarb That's why he is so grabbable. LOL

Get the restaurant-sized bottle.

LucyLoohoo comments on Oct 3, 2022:

ESPECIALLY GOOD ONES, ZEEE! Thanks!

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2022:

My pleasure!

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

AnonySchmoose comments on Oct 3, 2022:

I want to know why horseshit is considered nonsense. It is one of the neater types like rabbit shit though larger

zeuser replies on Oct 3, 2022:

Nobody can say you don't know shit. 😏

Now it's a shoulda woulda coulda list.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 2, 2022:

I love the Sid Jones one !!! 🤣😂😅

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2022:

It's a cautionary tale for wives or roommates. It's also a legal way to get the insurance money. Heh.

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

Lorajay comments on Oct 2, 2022:

God's preference on sports teams sure hits home for Oklahoma and Sooner fans today.

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2022:

Now I do have sports teams that I favor, but gawd has nothing to do with the iggles or the phillies.

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Holy shit - unbelievable

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2022:

See, now you are getting into the swing of things. LOL

Hey, if it works for declassification, it should work for anything, right?

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Amazing that a man that has never seen a vagina wants to make rules governing them.

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2022:

He sees one in the mirror every time he shaves.

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Love the rapture one....

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2022:

You don't need cash in the afterlife. LOL

Get the restaurant-sized bottle.

Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Those pants are hilarious!!! 🤣🤣 I bet MAGAts heads would explode 🤯 if they saw them!

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2022:

Honestly, I think they are the target market.

Get the restaurant-sized bottle.

MichelleGar1 comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Those Trump pants! 🤮😂

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2022:

Perfect for Halloween in Alabama.

Physics for bird lovers.

Lorajay comments on Oct 2, 2022:

Some websites do make me wish there was a hell.

zeuser replies on Oct 2, 2022:

We all feel you.

Physics for bird lovers.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 1, 2022:

🤣😈🤣Excellent! Love the driving so close!🤣😈🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 1, 2022:

Every driver has one of these dickheads on your ass eventually.

Physics for bird lovers.

ThinkingFree comments on Oct 1, 2022:

Ha, ha, really good, Z !! Loved little putin, put, put, put , 🤣😂😅😂🤣

zeuser replies on Oct 1, 2022:

Yeah, that was a good one. Heh.

Stole this from Jim Wright's Stonekettle Station. This is what we usually get anymore.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2022:

This has been the case since Nixon got rid of the fairness doctrine and helped create Fox Noise....

zeuser replies on Oct 1, 2022:

Reagan did that, but yeah, that kicked it off.

A good way to trigger an "airport incident".

FvckY0u comments on Sep 30, 2022:

Family religion one = excellent! Dog/Cat one = excellent I really liked the airport one. What is it with lines that make people act so crazy? I used to fly a lot about 25 years ago. I went along with the herd for a while then after a couple international flights I got tired of it. I'd sit my...

zeuser replies on Sep 30, 2022:

I haven't flown since 2003. I have to fly to AZ for my nephew's wedding in 2 weeks, and I am dreading the experience. People seem to be a LOT shittier than they were 19 or 20 years ago.

A good way to trigger an "airport incident".

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2022:

So can relate to the family talking religion one.

zeuser replies on Sep 30, 2022:

I know, right?

I'd be inclined to go along too.

Redheadedgammy comments on Sep 30, 2022:

Night of the living dead chipmunks! Winner of the day! 😍🤣

zeuser replies on Sep 30, 2022:

It was either the chipmunks or another dinosaur gag. Since this set had a dino gag already, I went with the zombie chips.

A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing. - Albert Camus

zeuser comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Usually it gets your ass in trouble. So if this is how you want to go, you have to ask yourself, "can I push through it"? IMHO, yes. Yes you can push through it. Anything that preserves your integrity is WELL worth anything you have to give up.

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2022:

@MsKathleen Well maybe they shouldb't be your friends. And to be fair, it doesn't win a lot of friends anywhere. ;)

Timberrrrrr.

ThinkingFree comments on Sep 28, 2022:

These are great !!

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2022:

Thanks!

Cockroach politics.

yvilletom comments on Sep 28, 2022:

Was Kafka angry or envious?

zeuser replies on Sep 28, 2022:

I'd go with "observant".

Not my music, not my monkeys

Sticks48 comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Two of the most underwhelming musicians in the history of popular music.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2022:

That stretches the definitions of both "popular music" and "musicians". But I take your point.

Head towards the cheese, prole.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Work was always a rat race.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2022:

When it involves money, that's a given.

Not my music, not my monkeys

zeuser comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Lock those two in a room for 3 days and maybe, just maybe, they'll figure out how to crack an egg.

zeuser replies on Sep 27, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yeah, you're right.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it shocked the hell out of the dog.

zeuser comments on Sep 26, 2022:

Sometimes, trying it just one time is MORE than enough.

zeuser replies on Sep 26, 2022:

@glennlab The tail is the least of that pooch's worries.

Take special care with the wording of your profile.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2022:

The first one reminds me of all the dudes that bitch about dating sites.

zeuser replies on Sep 26, 2022:

I think that was formulated with them in mind.

Hello! (echoes hello hello hello hello)

silverotter11 comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Funny, not funny but an excellent statement on the gop.

zeuser replies on Sep 25, 2022:

I know, right?

Mobilizing an "army" of lunatics.

NHjulie comments on Sep 22, 2022:

I am utterly stunned that he actually brought her emails up again. (that was sarcasm in case no one realized it)

zeuser replies on Sep 25, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Sure does.

Bebop arctic expedition.

ThinkingFree comments on Sep 25, 2022:

I like the sibling rivalry bar and grill !! Glad I didn't get there !! 😂🤣😂🤣

zeuser replies on Sep 25, 2022:

I don't have any siblings, but I know a lot of people who do. Seems like it can get nasty. My kids like each other, so that's good.

Hello! (echoes hello hello hello hello)

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2022:

good collection

zeuser replies on Sep 25, 2022:

Thanks!

Hello! (echoes hello hello hello hello)

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Good set...

zeuser replies on Sep 25, 2022:

Thanks!

Hello! (echoes hello hello hello hello)

SnowyOwl comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Empty promises must have come from Trump's empty mind.

zeuser replies on Sep 25, 2022:

I can see the connection.

Cat + sharpie = Bad News

tinkercreek comments on Sep 25, 2022:

Great set!

zeuser replies on Sep 25, 2022:

Thanks! ;)

Don't lose him!

OldGoat43 comments on Sep 24, 2022:

Three passports and a golf cart loaded with boxes of contraband papers... he's not going to get far.

zeuser replies on Sep 24, 2022:

He has a LOT of accomplices. Track 'em all down, but these guys are crafty.