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Trump stating that he “didn’t know people died from the flu”.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:
I hope he gets the flu....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 12, 2020:
@1of5 I have used so many I can't begin to remember them all... This is just my main screen name and the first I ever used. Nobody has every figured it out completely but it is a triple literary pun....I have had a rubber Twinky and a Dewey button for the grand prize for years but nobody has come close to figuring it out...
The racism and the ignorance in this country never fail to simultaneously amaze and disappoint me.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:
Fucking Trump and Biden voters make me want to puke.... I hear Trump is going even more batshit over the virus and is convinced that reporters are going to expose themselves to the virus to make sure they can expose him.... We should get so lucky...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2020:
@prometheus You conservatives always spew corporate bullshit.... If it wasn't for his SuperPAC money Biden wouldn't even be in the race... The DNC is buying Trump another 4 years which will result in the end of this country....
Fuck it!!!
SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 11, 2020:
Please tell me what/who bender is.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2020:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1zv23yiDHc
The racism and the ignorance in this country never fail to simultaneously amaze and disappoint me.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:
Fucking Trump and Biden voters make me want to puke.... I hear Trump is going even more batshit over the virus and is convinced that reporters are going to expose themselves to the virus to make sure they can expose him.... We should get so lucky...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 11, 2020:
@prometheus Then keep supporting Biden and get Trump re-elected is what you are saying we should do?....
What the hell is wrong with my state? [oklahoman.com]
Fred_Snerd comments on Mar 10, 2020:
I'm told that the problem with OK, is that smart people flee. That leaves the low IQ and uninformed people to be manipulated by the powerful. I'm still here and trying to change things. There are a lot of Republicans here, so change is a nasty process. I don't support either major party, but ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Tell them you are going to be fine here in California... You have a place to crash until you get on your feet....
The racism and the ignorance in this country never fail to simultaneously amaze and disappoint me.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 10, 2020:
Fucking Trump and Biden voters make me want to puke.... I hear Trump is going even more batshit over the virus and is convinced that reporters are going to expose themselves to the virus to make sure they can expose him.... We should get so lucky...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 10, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Biden has stated he wants to put Bloomberg in charge of the world bank and Jamie Dimon in charge of the federal reserve already.... He hasn't even been elected yet and is proving he isn't any better than Trump.... https://twitter.com/i/status/1221471669568573442
Winning....
SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 9, 2020:
Thanx for that new perspective on the coronavirus. Now we know it's smarter than the republicans.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 9, 2020:
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SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 8, 2020:
I hate to indicate that I like this video because I am about to cry over the responses. BAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2020:
You have to love though how stupid they are while calling everyone else stupid for supporting Sanders who is supporting education.... "Think of it as Dunning-Kruger in action...." Me...
Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...
altschmerz comments on Mar 8, 2020:
I shared this on Trump Pinata last year, and they determined that it's photoshopped. (Still funny though.)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2020:
They were wrong.... He was joining a college fraternity and was ordered to do this... Several fraternity members have come forward to attest that this was true... That was how he got the nickname "Diaper Don"
Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...
scurry comments on Mar 7, 2020:
What. The Actual. Fuck?! Nope. DontWantToKnow!!! Bleach my eyes!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 8, 2020:
@freeofgod This was documented as being a part of a college fraternity hazing to join....
Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...
scurry comments on Mar 7, 2020:
What. The Actual. Fuck?! Nope. DontWantToKnow!!! Bleach my eyes!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 7, 2020:
The best part is this wasn't photoshopped...
When the news is owned by the extremely wealthy it all sounds like bullshit....
freedom41 comments on Mar 6, 2020:
I like the one on right the best.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2020:
This better?...
Super Medical Force....
Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 6, 2020:
Predicable that trump was the butt... Of the joke lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 6, 2020:
He isn't just the butt of the joke he is the joke...
Because.....
Rudy1962 comments on Mar 4, 2020:
I don’t know what the hell people are thinking. I don’t think he’s as dangerous as Trump though.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 5, 2020:
@Ludo More likely from the pressure she has been getting after flipping on all her original platform like Medicare for All and taking money from Billionaires to slander Bernie and divide the progressive vote... Looking forward to her next try to hold her seat in the senate against a real progressive I hope she keeps her ass kicked....
Well happy birthday to me... [youtu.be]
MissKathleen comments on Mar 4, 2020:
Hope it was a good one.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
@MissKathleen I can top that.... I sent a roll of quarters once with my father and instructed him how to play them in the slots in Vegas because he was telling me how much he was going to win with his "scientific method" of playing them....He handed me back 27.50 and told me he didn't play more than half the roll. Then I asked him how much he had lost and he replied.... "never mind smartass...."
Well happy birthday to me... [youtu.be]
MissKathleen comments on Mar 4, 2020:
Hope it was a good one.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
I hit the trifecta today.... I am now entitled to Disabled, Veteran, and senior citizen discounts...
Super Tuesday wasn’t super for me.
bobwjr comments on Mar 4, 2020:
Still better than trump
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
@bobwjr I will remember to thank the Biden supporters for getting him re-elected...
I see dumb people...
Jetty comments on Mar 4, 2020:
HI. As usual, it's the media being irresponsible for what they report and idiots buying into it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/corona-beer-fear-coronavirus/
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
I think a 10% drop in profits in the US during the first quarter is calling bullshit on your comment... https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/27/ab-inbev-sees-a-10percent-hit-to-its-first-quarter-profit-from-coronavirus.html
Super Tuesday wasn’t super for me.
bobwjr comments on Mar 4, 2020:
Still better than trump
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
@SiouxcitySue Still tastes like shit no matter how it looks... or how you sell it.... If you really want to eat shit you buy it... FYI you do know Biden has been working to cut Social Security for over 40 years now right?... Fuck if he cares he has a pension paid for by your tax dollars...
I see dumb people...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
@SiouxcitySue Just saying when they start "civil war 2" I want to see some evolution in action...
Because.....
Rudy1962 comments on Mar 4, 2020:
I don’t know what the hell people are thinking. I don’t think he’s as dangerous as Trump though.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
@SiouxcitySue Calling bullshit on your comment about Bernie.... They don't call him the amendment king for no reason.... https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2019/mar/01/facebook-posts/old-meme-wrong-bernie-sanders-resume-financ/
I see dumb people...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2020:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
@SiouxcitySue I want a pair of Calico M-900 pistols with a six pack of spare magazines each... That should handle anything I run into... https://www.google.com/search?q=calico+m-900+pistol=ubuntu&hs=eF4=fs=ALeKk02Gy8YJqJwoAzoknYTpAIV5NPNQc=isch=iu=1=edz5AAu4gsQIoM%253A%252C710laaRPTQwidM%252C_=1=AI4_-kQRbyJ9rlnhB0Mj8wTCMKeama6Qkg&sa=X=2ahUKEwiagOfvpILoAhWSrZ4KHUNGBPAQ9QEwC3oECAgQHA#imgrc=edz5AAu4gsQIoM:
I see dumb people...
AtheistInNC comments on Mar 4, 2020:
I don't think it is IQ ... it is education. We need to spend more on education and law enforcement, and less on prisons and welfare. The first two will help offset the other two.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
It is both.... Seems like the people who vote conservative now all have family trees of bamboo....
Because.....
Rudy1962 comments on Mar 4, 2020:
I don’t know what the hell people are thinking. I don’t think he’s as dangerous as Trump though.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
He is more dangerous that Trump because if he loses we have four more years of treason and if he wins we just have more of the same... Either way is a huge step backwards when we need to move forwards instead...The difference is we either die a fast death from Trump or a slow one from Biden...
Because.....
MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 4, 2020:
Ugh......!!!!! All I have to say about this shit show!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
I just posted this to Biden on Twitter please feel free to spread the joy...
Super Tuesday wasn’t super for me.
bobwjr comments on Mar 4, 2020:
Still better than trump
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 4, 2020:
Like saying a shit sandwich is better than eating shit plain....
Doc Bwak says your prescription is ready...
MichelleGar1 comments on Mar 2, 2020:
Pretty much with this dipshit!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Mar 2, 2020:
You really shouldn't insult dipshits like that.... They are much smarter than he is...
Just in case....
freedom41 comments on Feb 29, 2020:
You know christains might kill for that card.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 29, 2020:
Toss one of them into the air at a mega-church and watch the fun....
When I started reading this post, I thought it was going to be full of judgement but it was to my ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2020:
"Something was missing and we all knew what it was that bible study needed to be led by a man..." Gad Christ-Insanity makes me want to vomit in dayglow...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 29, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Hell some of them live in shithole towns with no other jobs at all near military bases and are hoping to marry a guy so they can get the fuck away from the shithole place they are stuck in... When I was in I saw a lot of that some of those poor gals were desperate .
When I started reading this post, I thought it was going to be full of judgement but it was to my ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 28, 2020:
"Something was missing and we all knew what it was that bible study needed to be led by a man..." Gad Christ-Insanity makes me want to vomit in dayglow...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 29, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal She also keeps calling those women "broken" when many of them are just victims of men like her husband who got them pregnant and left them high and dry or just can't get another job that pays enough to live on because of those "good Christian men" bosses...
Just saying.....😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 27, 2020:
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Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2020:
@SiouxcitySue Google it....
Because he is infectious.
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 28, 2020:
Good trump meme 😊
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2020:
read the update...
Because he is infectious.
bobwjr comments on Feb 28, 2020:
Lol funny
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2020:
read the update...
Trump's stock market report...
QuidamOutrepont comments on Feb 27, 2020:
I reject your reality...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 28, 2020:
"Reality, what a concept..." Robin Williams
The war on drugs....
MsDemeanour comments on Feb 26, 2020:
Anyone who can turn water into wine is welcome at my party!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 27, 2020:
@MsDemeanour I used to drink it straight when I was younger... I am often surprised I survived my youth... https://www.caskers.com/everclear-190-grain-alcohol/?/?utm_campaign=USC%20-%20Shopping=google=cpc=CjwKCAiA7t3yBRADEiwA4GFlI-MJYW2dtaQL5s11Z-SxwpsiQeQ5_7L5X5YNX-udU53eyDnw0R2iQhoCmtYQAvD_BwE
The war on drugs....
MsDemeanour comments on Feb 26, 2020:
Anyone who can turn water into wine is welcome at my party!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 27, 2020:
Grape juice and a good healthy dose of Everclear.... works every time...
This feels like progress! [metro.co.uk]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:
Progress would be if instead of a walk out the students all went to a public school and that Catholic one declared bankruptcy...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 26, 2020:
@demifeministgal Anyone can take that beating for a good cause... All they have to do is believe in the cause and themselves...
This feels like progress! [metro.co.uk]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:
Progress would be if instead of a walk out the students all went to a public school and that Catholic one declared bankruptcy...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 26, 2020:
@demifeministgal Hell my parents tried using a belt on me as a kid.... They figured out it didn't work because I would just laugh afterwards... They figured out it was easier and they had better results just by asking nicely. If these kids can't take a beating for a good cause the world is in deep shit...
This feels like progress! [metro.co.uk]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:
Progress would be if instead of a walk out the students all went to a public school and that Catholic one declared bankruptcy...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 26, 2020:
@demifeministgal Like I said "Progress would be"... Of course in this day and age trying to beat your kids for telling you that they want to go to a public school instead of a Catholic one would get those parents arrested....
Organized religion defined...
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 26, 2020:
I don't get it...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 26, 2020:
@Cutiebeauty I thought everyone knew about the ceiling cat bible.... I have a first edition and one of my oldest online friends was mentioned as one of the major contributors in the credits... "Sips with a Fist"
Organized religion defined...
bookofmorons comments on Feb 26, 2020:
where's the collection plate?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 26, 2020:
Bowl....
Never would have guessed....
FrayedBear comments on Feb 25, 2020:
Very prescient - coffee wasn't common until the 15th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 26, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 Yet it wasn't discovered until much later and there is no actual documentation of this or any evidence at all...
Organized religion defined...
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 26, 2020:
I don't get it...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 26, 2020:
https://apath.org/the-lolcats-bible/
Never would have guessed....
FrayedBear comments on Feb 25, 2020:
Very prescient - coffee wasn't common until the 15th century https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_coffee
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 26, 2020:
@FrayedBear, @WonderWartHog99 9th century is as far back as it was known to have been discovered in Ethiopia... A Goatherd notice his animals reacted strongly to the berries of a small tree and they started with just the juice of those berries then after cooking the beans found them to have the same effect and even started making a beverage from them later on. There are legends of a Sultan using it earlier but the climate he lived in was actually unsuitable for growing coffee...
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Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 24, 2020:
Trumps last supper!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 24, 2020:
Be funny if they happened just before his opponent in the primary conceded.... Hopefully it would be him choking to death on a Waffle Fry while bragging about winning...
I went away for a few hours and returned to having made level 8! I'm confused though because all of ...
1EarthLovingGal comments on Feb 24, 2020:
That’s so exciting! I’m on level 7 but I don’t see me making it to 8 any time soon. Congratulations!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 24, 2020:
You will get there sooner than you think....
This feels like progress! [metro.co.uk]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:
Progress would be if instead of a walk out the students all went to a public school and that Catholic one declared bankruptcy...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2020:
@JackPedigo You never met me.... I had to blackmail mine to allow me to sign up for the Marines at 17....
This feels like progress! [metro.co.uk]
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2020:
Progress would be if instead of a walk out the students all went to a public school and that Catholic one declared bankruptcy...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2020:
@JackPedigo The kids can refuse to attend that school and demand their parents send them to public school. If the courts find out they will side with the kids....
When you get an update email from Facebook....
Rudy1962 comments on Feb 23, 2020:
some people seem to have their brains in their asshole
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 23, 2020:
And every time they shit their IQ lowers....
This girl gets it!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 22, 2020:
I wrote a paper on that a few years back just a first draft and after uploading it a professor from U Mass asked for permission to use it in a new course titled Sociology of Religion....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 22, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Actually I hadn't slept for a couple days and someone made a comment to me about how pro-women the bible was so I wrote it after I had just given her a head shrinking lecture about how shitty her religion really was....
Hoping to get in to see a doctor soon.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 12, 2020:
Sounds like perhaps you are exhibiting symptoms of anxiety and depression perhaps from eating meat. Must of this could be psychological and this may be a case where the doctor needs to heal herself by letting go of the guilt. Keep in mind that many of the so called "supplements" you get in the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 22, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Well I haven't really met you or spent time around you so I was going by my best guess is all...
“It’s still a human life and it still deserves protection” but living women are just made out ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:
Is this woman high on meth?... or just an idiot?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 22, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Sorry getting harder to tell one little bitch from another these days....
Wanted to share that with everything bad going on lately, I finally got some good news.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:
Excellent work Madison you didn't let the ones tearing you down win after all.... Let those ones know that after graduation you will earn more in a year than they ever made in five...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal I just looked it up and if you have 100K in debt at 6.8% to pay it off in 10 years takes a payment of 1,150 a month but if you can squeeze out 1,500 the pay off time drops to 3 years.... So lets use that figure and say you get a job some place for 80K a year (average for a CPS worker starting pay where I live. 80 /12 gives you about 5,500 a month after taxes which if you get a nice apartment out here for around 1,700 a month and put 1,500 to the school loans that leaves you with 2,200 a month to pay bills and buy what you want or even save some for a down payment of a home of your own... Considering what you have been living on I think you could handle that for 3 years right?... Using prices here as an example....
Wanted to share that with everything bad going on lately, I finally got some good news.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 21, 2020:
Excellent work Madison you didn't let the ones tearing you down win after all.... Let those ones know that after graduation you will earn more in a year than they ever made in five...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal If you live a comfortable lifestyle without going overboard on spending those loans can be paid off quickly if the job pays well... Hopefully Sanders will be elected and the loans may become irrelevant...
they have a point
glennlab comments on Feb 21, 2020:
same is true of the women's vote.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2020:
@MissKathleen In some cases though African Americans were allowed to vote in that election... Check the link...
they have a point
BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 21, 2020:
That's only because the voting rights act was not enacted until after the time of Lincoln.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2020:
@Rudy1962 Most people are ignorant of history.... The most ignorant take pride in their lack of knowledge... Dunning-Kruger in action...
they have a point
glennlab comments on Feb 21, 2020:
same is true of the women's vote.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2020:
@MissKathleen Your assumption is in error.... Women in WY only missed being able to vote for Lincoln by less than 10 years... https://www.yourvoteyourvoicemn.org/past/communities/african-americans-past/voting-rights-civil-war
they have a point
BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 21, 2020:
That's only because the voting rights act was not enacted until after the time of Lincoln.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2020:
https://www.yourvoteyourvoicemn.org/past/communities/african-americans-past/voting-rights-civil-war
A few political memes
Tomfoolery33 comments on Feb 20, 2020:
Raise my hand to that first one!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2020:
https://youtu.be/LUrL9bFWk14
Bombs away right?...
SiouxcitySue comments on Feb 20, 2020:
Both of them with virgin fetishes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 21, 2020:
@Bikes4Fish Just be sure you don't get her knocked up and be long gone afterwards....
Bombs away right?...
Lorajay comments on Feb 20, 2020:
I've often wondered what good muslims are supposed to do with 40 virgins.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 20, 2020:
I always figured if a woman hit the age of 19 and was still a virgin there was a damned good reason and I should steer clear of her...
You have to love Twitter when Warren is out of the race as a fake progressive running as a spoiler ...
Eirteacher comments on Feb 19, 2020:
She is still better than the Orange turd
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 19, 2020:
Bloomberg isn't though is he?... Neither is Biden or Buttrieg and if any of those three were forced on voters Trump would be back in the Whitehouse...Yet the DNC is STILL trying to tilt the primary to them to please their big donors which will cause a low turn out in the General again because human nature will have voters saying "fuck it they don't care about me why should I care about them..."
You have to love Twitter when Warren is out of the race as a fake progressive running as a spoiler ...
TattedIrishXx comments on Feb 19, 2020:
Lol so true. Warren isn’t being mention as much as she is was a few months ago.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 19, 2020:
@SiouxcitySue Because look how well that worked in 2016 right?...
You have to love Twitter when Warren is out of the race as a fake progressive running as a spoiler ...
TattedIrishXx comments on Feb 19, 2020:
Lol so true. Warren isn’t being mention as much as she is was a few months ago.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 19, 2020:
@SiouxcitySue Actually Kloblochar is on her way out for allegedly helping to railroad a 16 year old kid into a life long prison sentence.... Warren was caught live in a grocery store bad mouthing Sanders and has already asked Bloomberg....
I think I’ve finally been through all that I can handle.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:
Being on your own sucks and depending on others only makes it worse... I was homeless at least 5 times in my life so I understand your position completely.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 17, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal You live in a different world than I did... Hopefully you will be fine but you are always welcome at my table so you won't be homeless or starve.
OK someone on Twiiter was creative....
Sticks48 comments on Feb 15, 2020:
There is no reason to insult pimps in this way.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 15, 2020:
Yeah pimps are actually more productive and not as lazy or stupid...
I think I’ve finally been through all that I can handle.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2020:
Being on your own sucks and depending on others only makes it worse... I was homeless at least 5 times in my life so I understand your position completely.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 15, 2020:
@Bigwavedave It is now they finally diagnosed me properly as having PTSD 40 years later...
Socialism is not a four letter word
Boxdoc comments on Feb 13, 2020:
Get your facts straight. Scandinavian countries describe themselves as Capitalistic with a huge welfare system and high taxes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2020:
@Boxdoc Describing your shortcomings and lack of knowledge is not insulting or name calling... You resorted to the Trumpanzee tried and true method of making a fool of yourself crying about being the victim.... The reason that conservatives are victims is the vote to make themselves victims...
Socialism is not a four letter word
Boxdoc comments on Feb 13, 2020:
Get your facts straight. Scandinavian countries describe themselves as Capitalistic with a huge welfare system and high taxes.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 13, 2020:
@Rudy1962 Yeah they are just too damned stupid and stubborn to admit they lost....
Found this on a reply to McConnell on Twitter today....
bookofmorons comments on Feb 12, 2020:
Totally stealin' that
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 12, 2020:
Be sure to share it with any conservatives you know....
This is my state, y’all.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 11, 2020:
Far right-wing Christians are so fucking dumb they don't even realize to bible is pro-abortion... Mostly because they have never bothered to read it...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 12, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Because without that control who would want them?...
UPDATE: She was found safe around 4am in Vegas and will be on her way home today.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2020:
On foot?... I hope she makes it home ok
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 9, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal You might want to have a lawyer contact them about settling out of court... I would also say those were not very good friends if they just bailed on her like that...
UPDATE: She was found safe around 4am in Vegas and will be on her way home today.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 8, 2020:
On foot?... I hope she makes it home ok
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 9, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal The hospital should never have released her until she was capable of taking care of herself and sober.
I don’t want pity.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 5, 2020:
You are a very strong person... Just remember how you were treated and by who when you are a success and they come to you looking for help...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 5, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Just remind them when you do...
Y’all are so smart... answer me this one.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 4, 2020:
Tailpipe expansion tool...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 4, 2020:
@glennlab Or high depending on the position....
Geeze all these women on dating sites saying "Jesus is first" who wants sloppy seconds?....
Rudy1962 comments on Feb 3, 2020:
Nice opening for da memes
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 3, 2020:
I thought so...
Better late than never...
scurry comments on Feb 1, 2020:
Eeewwwwwww...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Feb 1, 2020:
Not a fan of the American Pie movies I take it?...
They keep hoping...
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 29, 2020:
Um... Hahaha? Senate hearing?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 29, 2020:
You are thinking of his Russian cousin Fozzie Turtle....
Nothing more to say!
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 28, 2020:
You tell him Chuck!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 29, 2020:
He is nothing but a Jesus freak who wants to put tattoos on atheist's foreheads just like Hitler did to the Jews... The man is a bully and a coward.
Completely logical...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 28, 2020:
## Well, no. One of the great answers about nudest beaches is "Nobody gets their pecker hard watching naked people amble about." Don't take my word for it. Go forth, visit a nude beach, drop your underwear and find out. If you tell them I sent you, they'll say "Who?"
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 28, 2020:
If he was watching them he was also watching them have sex....
Because poverty like incest is all relative right?....
RobertMartin comments on Jan 23, 2020:
There are states and people who are Democrat leaning that are poor, not just Republicans.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 24, 2020:
@RobertMartin Really... FAUX news isn't real.... Look at Texas their poverty rate is higher than CA and they brag about "low taxes" when what they really do is penalize the middle class for owning a home... FYI in 2017 the poverty rate here was 13.3% and dropping since we now have raised the minimum wage.... Texas according to the US census was at 14.9% for the same year and is reportedly climbing again....
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 20, 2020:
Most women I have known just transfer the stuff they use everyday to a new purse they bought and leave the old one in the closet gathering dust...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 24, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal I had an Aunt who would just dump everything into a bigger purse when she ran out of room.... We could never figure out how she carried it all and when the family went to Disneyland one time her husband was trying to fix something and said he would need pliers to do it.... Fuck all if she didn't reach into her purse and pull out a pair of pliers....
Because poverty like incest is all relative right?....
FrayedBear comments on Jan 23, 2020:
And let's not forget Lot who united with his daughters or that Spanish king Charles II the last of those good Catholics, the Hapsburgs.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 23, 2020:
@FrayedBear My point exactly....
Because poverty like incest is all relative right?....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2020:
## None of the memes mention incest. Mentioning incest seems to be one of your favorite topics. California, your home state, has 14% of the population living in poverty. One of the five top states for poverty (20%) is New Mexico. Does 6% difference between the two states cause Trump support and ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 23, 2020:
Poverty is relative to the cost of living but you don't understand the comparison do you?.... Try ba non-biased academic quality site that deals in economics not pandering to biased people looking to "prove" their foolish concepts are real...
Because poverty like incest is all relative right?....
RobertMartin comments on Jan 23, 2020:
There are states and people who are Democrat leaning that are poor, not just Republicans.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 23, 2020:
I take you are talking about ones like West Virginia?.... Hate to burst your bubble but the Democrats there are Republicans.... Look at Joe Manchin....
Because poverty like incest is all relative right?....
FrayedBear comments on Jan 23, 2020:
And let's not forget Lot who united with his daughters or that Spanish king Charles II the last of those good Catholics, the Hapsburgs.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 23, 2020:
Weren't the Hapsburgs the ones behind the 30 years war that ravaged Europe, killed off half the civilian population of the Germanies, and caused plagues in most of the rest of Europe?...
At the rate this country is going....
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 21, 2020:
I hope not for the sake of all the kids.. I'm home schooling my kids
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2020:
@Cutiebeauty Also I am pretty sure religious schools are exempt from that requirement in all 50 states....
At the rate this country is going....
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 21, 2020:
I hope not for the sake of all the kids.. I'm home schooling my kids
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2020:
@Cutiebeauty Not everywhere as far as I know that is only NY and CA...
At the rate this country is going....
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 21, 2020:
I hope not for the sake of all the kids.. I'm home schooling my kids
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2020:
@Cutiebeauty Remember the Texas UPS bomber?... White Christian male conservative homeschooled Christian who spent summers in a "camp" learning to shoot silhouette targets and make bombs.... His friends and family kept saying... "I can't understand why he did it..."
At the rate this country is going....
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 21, 2020:
I hope not for the sake of all the kids.. I'm home schooling my kids
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2020:
@Cutiebeauty Yeah but most homeschoolers are using the system as a dodge to brainwash children instead of giving them a real education.... How would you suggest fixing that problem?... I have been thinking about it for a long time and the only thing I can think of is to scrap the system and start over to make it accountable which at present it is not...
At the rate this country is going....
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 21, 2020:
I hope not for the sake of all the kids.. I'm home schooling my kids
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 21, 2020:
Because of the way homeschooling is abused by religious organizations I am afraid that it is just making matters worse in this country...
When you die, would you want your family to burry your body and be cremated?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:
As I told the English class I was in at college I want a Belter's service like in Niven's known space books.... After everyone gets drunk and finishes telling tall tales about me as far as I am concerned since I have no need for the rest they can toss me on the BBQ and the cannibals can eat me....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 20, 2020:
@Robertnicolas52 The professor went a bit green but the class cracked up...
This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...
Sticks48 comments on Jan 19, 2020:
I am not sure I would be visiting grandpa anymore.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2020:
@Sticks48 If he had almost shot me like that I would have kicked his ass and made damned sure that weapon was so much scrap metal....
This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...
Sticks48 comments on Jan 19, 2020:
I am not sure I would be visiting grandpa anymore.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2020:
@Sticks48 Too bad he didn't shoot himself in the balls.... He could have solved the problem and removed himself from the genepool.... Win with Darwin!
This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 19, 2020:
Maybe the family can all chip in for a simplysafe security system for him?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal It just being there could make a difference in his state of mind...
This is how easy it is to get a gun in Oklahoma: My great grandpa, a 91 year old man, walked into a...
bobwjr comments on Jan 19, 2020:
Call before visiting
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 19, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Keep in mind at 91 he could forget...
This should be a public service announcement on every channel....
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 18, 2020:
Nope.. Not hearing any voices today
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:
I would love to see these televangelists shows having these played constantly during forced commercial breaks....
Space Force!
OldGoat43 comments on Jan 18, 2020:
I thought it would be dark indigo with little white dots all over it. Is there a desert in space?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:
@OldGoat43 The guy who wants to keep out the space Mexicans?....
Lmao. I can't believe this is a real movie.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 18, 2020:
Oh Gud please Netflix get this one in....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:
@Auty89 I am sure that one day soon like all the Troma films it will be on youtube...
Lmao. I can't believe this is a real movie.
Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 18, 2020:
I don't believe it either
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jan 18, 2020:
@Cutiebeauty Neither do I...

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