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What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

michelle666gar comments on May 23, 2025:

Ovarian cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2025:

@michelle666gar There you go again insulting shit...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

michelle666gar comments on May 23, 2025:

Ovarian cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2025:

@michelle666gar I call him a lot of things none of them complimentary...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

DenoPenno comments on May 24, 2025:

My trip to Walmart today actually showed some reduced prices and rollbacks on things that I buy all the time. Milk, eggs, and juice are some of these. Last week milk was over $4 a gallon. Today is $3.86 again. Did anyone else notice any of this? I tried to post in"Trump Pinata" and it went to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2025:

@michelle666gar The one I feed mine is only available from Chewy. I get it because it is the lowest carb dryfood on the market. They sell it under the name "American Journey"... They have a good price on catnip too...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

michelle666gar comments on May 23, 2025:

Ovarian cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2025:

@michelle666gar In the UK they call him a cunt.... seems appropriate.

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

DenoPenno comments on May 24, 2025:

My trip to Walmart today actually showed some reduced prices and rollbacks on things that I buy all the time. Milk, eggs, and juice are some of these. Last week milk was over $4 a gallon. Today is $3.86 again. Did anyone else notice any of this? I tried to post in"Trump Pinata" and it went to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2025:

@michelle666gar I buy the friskies canned and it is going up also. The dry food for my indoor cats is up to over 30 bucks for a 12 pound bag while the cheaper dry for the neighborhood ferals is going up in price as well. You might want to check out Chewy.com they are more reasonable than most stores and they deliver for free.

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

michelle666gar comments on May 23, 2025:

Ovarian cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 25, 2025:

@michelle666gar You have to admit a cancerous pussy like him might believe he does have Ovarian cancer...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

DenoPenno comments on May 24, 2025:

My trip to Walmart today actually showed some reduced prices and rollbacks on things that I buy all the time. Milk, eggs, and juice are some of these. Last week milk was over $4 a gallon. Today is $3.86 again. Did anyone else notice any of this? I tried to post in"Trump Pinata" and it went to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2025:

@zeuser Inflation isn't just groceries and gasoline it is everything... Car parts, tools, furniture, appliances, electronics and anything else you might use in your everyday life... Maybe you don't buy it everyday but you do buy it.

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

DenoPenno comments on May 24, 2025:

My trip to Walmart today actually showed some reduced prices and rollbacks on things that I buy all the time. Milk, eggs, and juice are some of these. Last week milk was over $4 a gallon. Today is $3.86 again. Did anyone else notice any of this? I tried to post in"Trump Pinata" and it went to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2025:

@zeuser It is already the highest it has been since COVID and is getting worse...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

michelle666gar comments on May 23, 2025:

Ovarian cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2025:

@michelle666gar

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

DenoPenno comments on May 24, 2025:

My trip to Walmart today actually showed some reduced prices and rollbacks on things that I buy all the time. Milk, eggs, and juice are some of these. Last week milk was over $4 a gallon. Today is $3.86 again. Did anyone else notice any of this? I tried to post in"Trump Pinata" and it went to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2025:

Milk here stayed less than 3.90 a gallon but some prices are coming down for now though we are seeing a reduction in fresh produce thanks to Trump's stupid tariffs and persecution of farm workers...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2025:

The rich are nothing but cannibals eating everyone else to fatten their own wallets...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2025:

@zeuser I wouldn't mind if the things he was doing only affected the people stupid enough to vote for him but he is hurting people that don't deserve it...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

michelle666gar comments on May 23, 2025:

Ovarian cancer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2025:

Deadly for all drama queens...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2025:

The rich are nothing but cannibals eating everyone else to fatten their own wallets...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2025:

@zeuser The best satire in that cartoon is that the people who use those programs the most and need them desperately are the ones who keep voting for the people making those cuts..... Call it feeding the cannibals.

Well, if you get a bigger fig leaf....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2025:

Nice fireplace does it come with an LCD fire and heater?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2025:

@Betty You better not...

Well, if you get a bigger fig leaf....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2025:

Nice fireplace does it come with an LCD fire and heater?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2025:

@Betty I never implied anything and surprised you could consider him as such...

Well, if you get a bigger fig leaf....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2025:

Nice fireplace does it come with an LCD fire and heater?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2025:

@Betty I was rather hoping none of us come under the heading of "brutish and uneducated"

Well, if you get a bigger fig leaf....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2025:

Nice fireplace does it come with an LCD fire and heater?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2025:

@zeuser I look beyond the crude and brutish thinking of the uneducated to see potential... Think also of how you could use the structure to hide valuables in fire resistant safes.... Let them look in closets when instead those items are right under their noses...

Grandma nooooo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on May 21, 2025:

Not sure how I'd react to squeaky boobs. The first squeak would definitely freak me out. Also, I'd pay good money for the laser-rainbow effect on my bird flips. Good ones, MG!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2025:

@michelle666gar You definitely don't want the old La Cucaracha horn...

Grandma nooooo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EricJones comments on May 21, 2025:

That's something I learned in pharmacy very quickly-when giving directions always assume you're talking to the village idiot. Things like- take the suppository out of the foil wrap first, spermicidal jelly does not go on toast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2025:

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity....

Grandma nooooo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CrazySkeptic comments on May 20, 2025:

Sometimes? Really, sometimes????

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2025:

Maybe if you laid off (pardon the pun) the Viagra?...

Next week: churro Sunday!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2025:

I tell people I give free advice and it is worth exactly what they pay for it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2025:

@zeuser Glad I could be of assistance but remember the advice was free...

Next week: churro Sunday!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2025:

I tell people I give free advice and it is worth exactly what they pay for it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2025:

@zeuser Give extremely bad advice and when they complain asking you to stop just ask them how much it is worth to them...

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2025:

Couple of phony ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2025:

@michelle666gar Mine will because I take care of them....

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2025:

Couple of phony ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

@michelle666gar I bought a new front loading Whirlpool washer about 8 years ago and it still works like new. the matching dryer is only 3 years old.

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2025:

Couple of phony ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

@michelle666gar Most of it both substandard and extremely over priced....

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2025:

Couple of phony ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

@michelle666gar None of my household appliances are wifi capable and if they were I would disconnect the wifi on them. For one thing once they connect to the Internet they transmit your personal information and habits to the manufacturer so they can make even more money selling it to information brokers and sending you targeted advertising.

Bonus: they generally pass through a metal detector without any issues!

Betty comments on May 19, 2025:

Back in high school we had a teacher with a soft melodic voice. Half the class struggled to stay awake and the other half fell asleep. lol Thanks for the chuckles, Z. Another stellar set. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

They started cloning that teacher back in the 1960s and I hear they work at every school now....

Why did God make me an atheist !?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Because maybe even god doesn't believe in himself?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

@Betty I finished reading it at age nine though after finishing Genesis I had already figured out that it was a scam and a poorly written one at that long before.

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

silverotter11 comments on May 19, 2025:

I decided to scroll way down to ones I'd missed and work up to newer posts - LOL. Good ones as well as Glen's possum ones. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfZFH2s7OU=Dropout

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2025:

Couple of phony ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

@glennlab Take my ex-wife please...

Why did God make me an atheist !?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Because maybe even god doesn't believe in himself?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

@Betty Says even more about the people who believe those stories...

I guess that's where the "arm" part comes from...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2025:

Couple of phony ones.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

@michelle666gar I bought mine about 8 years back and unfortunately my sister moved into the place next door and borrows it and the newer washer. Since she is ... er.... a bit on the slow side I have to keep unlocking and fixing the settings because she doesn't understand how things work and is uninterested in learning...

Why did God make me an atheist !?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Because maybe even god doesn't believe in himself?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

@racocn8 If you read the bible from cover to cover you will find that the god of the bible is a sadistic asshole with delusions of grandeur....

Why did God make me an atheist !?!

racocn8 comments on May 18, 2025:

I thought cats are gods themselves...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2025:

They are... just ask any cat.

My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.

Betty comments on May 16, 2025:

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow. lol The lavatory retriever saves the day. lol Thanks for the giggles, BY. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2025:

@Betty Sometimes we wonder about you...

My house isn't working right now! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Forgot to change the oil again didn't you?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2025:

@michelle666gar Sounds like the car would be your house....

My house isn't working right now! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Forgot to change the oil again didn't you?...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2025:

@michelle666gar I used to work as a mechanic....Most mechanical failures are from... Engine: Insufficient or incompetent oil changes and failure to replace the timing belt on schedule Transmission: Insufficient or incompetent oil changes Axel and transaxel : Insufficient or incompetent oil changes CV joints: Failure to replace the boot and grease on schedule People who followed the maintenance scheduled paid less to keep their car running, used less fuel and found their cars ran far more dependably and further before they needed a new one...

Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:

Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:

@zeuser Shakespeare from Julius Ceaser...

My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2025:

Hah! You could market those as "the all new nutsack saver" and advertise on Hannity's show. Bet you'd clean up. LOL Good set, BY!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:

@zeuser That isn't Hannity viewers that is the producers of the garbage Hannity spews...

My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2025:

Hah! You could market those as "the all new nutsack saver" and advertise on Hannity's show. Bet you'd clean up. LOL Good set, BY!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:

@zeuser They talk a lot of shit but when it comes down to it never seem to be able to get off the pot....

My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.

Betty comments on May 16, 2025:

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow. lol The lavatory retriever saves the day. lol Thanks for the giggles, BY. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:

I guess he should be happy that the dog isn't licking his ass instead of bringing him a roll...

My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2025:

Hah! You could market those as "the all new nutsack saver" and advertise on Hannity's show. Bet you'd clean up. LOL Good set, BY!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:

Except that Hannity's viewers have no balls...

michelle666gar comments on May 15, 2025:

That would be great! I feel so good today, I deserve a day off for myself, I can only dream......

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:

Call in sick... of work.

Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.

zeuser comments on May 16, 2025:

I'd like it better if they could give me a new prostate. And a bigger bladder, WTF as long as I'm dreaming, right? LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:

Be careful you don't just end up with the bigger bladder or you might wake up in a new water bed...

Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:

Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2025:

@zeuser Death comes but one to a customer... the trick is to avoid it as long as possible.

Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:

Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2025:

@Betty He was only 32 when he died... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great

Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:

Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2025:

@Betty Tell that to Alexander....

Hey, c'mon, it's Opus! He's a good guy, really!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:

I was wondering why my phone was sending that to people so much...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2025:

@silverotter11 If you saw the size of my fingers you would know why I hate texting.

Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.

michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:

And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar Did you see the pictures of that 747 they want to bribe him with?... The entire interior is gold the damned thing looks like a 1880s whorehouse with wings...

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:

I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar Fat and salt are running neck and neck with sugar...

Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.

michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:

And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar Practically their religion....

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:

I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar And Trump wonders why US produced foods and meats can't be sold in many countries... Subway had to produce a new bead for their European stores because there is so much sugar in the stuff here it isn't bread there it is cake...

Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.

michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:

And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar Turn about would be fair play... Christians were after all throwing Pagans to the lions...

Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.

michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:

And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar Which is why Rome used Christianity to maintain power by converting the Pagans.

Good morning!!!! I can't believe I'm awake already!

zeuser comments on Apr 2, 2025:

I think here in NC you could legally kick the crap out of the clown who pulled that Krispy Kreme prank, April 1 or not. And I now have an idea for putting the "tic" back into "tictac". Very funny, MG.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar Actually it is the same principal behind tobacco none of which is naturally that high in tars and nicotine... Each brand custom mixes to make their cigarettes or cigars more desirable to those smoking them so if they try another brand it doesn't satisfy their addiction.

Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.

michelle666gar comments on May 14, 2025:

And they believe Jesus is white with blonde hair and blue eyes! 🙄🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

https://youtu.be/rmRaI-kmrJs?si=1R6In5GLIEHKCNNn&t=1225

Hey, c'mon, it's Opus! He's a good guy, really!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:

I was wondering why my phone was sending that to people so much...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@zeuser Yes they do and have even before dumb phones came along....

Hey, c'mon, it's Opus! He's a good guy, really!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:

I was wondering why my phone was sending that to people so much...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@zeuser You can text using any mobile phone.... even flip phones.

upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.

michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:

Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@silverotter11 A lot of the MAGA leadership are expressing outrage over him receiving a flying whorehouse as a gift...

upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.

michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:

Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar Which will leave him open to impeachment and later criminal prosecution....

upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.

michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:

Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@zeuser Approval requires a 2/3rd majority of both houses of congress...

Tuesday is over....... 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2025:

Kitty is just brushing his teeth is all.... And ceiling cat has always been a god of beauty.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2025:

@michelle666gar Anyone who is owned by a cat knows this....

upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.

michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:

Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:

@michelle666gar With Trump everything is always about a grift that lines his pockets and stokes his ego.

upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.

michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:

Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:

@michelle666gar Gifts of the sort can be made but they belong to the government and are often kept in a wing of the Whitehouse set aside to display them.

upon further reflection, I can see Alcatraz being sooooooo on the trump brand.

michelle666gar comments on May 13, 2025:

Great! A free plane for trump to slam it into mar a lago! 😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:

He might not be allowed to accept it... After all it is a violation of the emoluments clause of the constitution....

You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:

@Betty You are welcome Grasshopper....

You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:

@Betty And you call me scary...

You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2025:

@Betty Women like that are pure poison...

When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2025:

Just what we need in my neighborhood.... More frogs and suitcases....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:

@annewimsey500 Nope... https://globalbiodefense.com/2024/02/16/rabies-rare-case-of-infected-opossum-in-urban-area-raises-alarm/

You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:

@Betty Disinterested is more like it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RXlUtgXrdE=KelseyCook

Moms don't need books for that, it's instinctive! Mother's Day 2025.

michelle666gar comments on May 12, 2025:

I miss making pillow forts!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:

It's your home you can do what you want in it after all who is going to rat you out?.. Your cats?.... Not if you let them play in it too....

Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:

@michelle666gar They tried spanking me with a belt but I would just laugh because I would get ear aches as a child that hurt far worse. So I was like "Is that the best you can do?" They finally figured out that just talking to me was easier and their arms didn't get tired.

Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:

@michelle666gar She finally got off the drugs after federal prison and has been clean the last 12 years but she is 66 now and started using at about 12 so figure out how long it took her to figure out that it wasn't working for her....

Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:

@michelle666gar Lets just leave it at I was the black sheep of my family but it was my sister who spent her life on drugs as well as in and out of prison... She just failed her driver's license test again for (I think the 5th time in a row)... She failed the GED three times before giving up and my mother still wonders why I was so happy when they told me I was adopted...

Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:

@michelle666gar Kids are easy to keep in line if you engage with them properly instead of getting abusive and making them unmanageable....

Happy Fucking Mother's Day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

Just got back from mother's day dinner with my unofficially adopted daughter... Funny how nobody else was going to take her so I ended up doing it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2025:

@michelle666gar I had fun too and her kid is a wonderful little girl that I enjoy spending time with. She was all excited waiting for desert and wouldn't sit down until I asked her too then she plopped back into her seat no problem. I never even have to raise my voice with her at most I have to use my disappointed voice and that brings her around.

When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2025:

Just what we need in my neighborhood.... More frogs and suitcases....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2025:

@Betty Beneficial out in the country not in the city where they cause thousands or even tens of thousands in damage to your home.... They also spread naturally several types of bacteria which can cause respiratory illnesses in people and other animals. They will often attack cats and dogs left out at night when the population is higher than scavenging can support. They are also a vector for spreading other illnesses up to and including Rabies.... in California within city limits they are classed as a pest just like rats or mice and treated accordingly. The biggest problem is that each female can produce 2 litters a year of up to 20 offspring each and live as long as 8 to 10 years.

When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2025:

Just what we need in my neighborhood.... More frogs and suitcases....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2025:

@Betty Flies and Possums are both annoying as well as making the ferals in my area sick so to my mind less is better.

When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2025:

If you feel froggy, JUMP!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2025:

@glennlab Never thought to use one as a dating service...

When he goes to the beach, I bet he gets a good tan, too.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2025:

If you feel froggy, JUMP!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 10, 2025:

I've eaten worse but only when I am shitfaced...

WOW!!! I just...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lauren comments on May 9, 2025:

Hate takes too much energy first thing in the morning ... I do coffee first and work up to the hatred part. 😊😁🤪

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 9, 2025:

I don't bother with hatred I just put them on my Karma list and wait for the inevitable....

I think I know how the new pope is elected-all the cardinals pair off and do rock-paper-scissors.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2025:

And here I thought it was the guy who drew the short straw....